 i'm bored so i wrote a country song ... |
| i'm bored so i wrote a country song ... |
 Apr 4 2006, 10:31 AM
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 DEATH TO ....something? Group: Members Posts: 5,618 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Parker, CO Member No.: 55  |
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell.....!!!!!
I'm a goin' down to Vegas, gonna get myself a WHORE! I'm a a goin' down to Vegas, though the price is always more! Yeah I'm goin' down to Vegas, gonna have myself some fun! Fuckin' till the cows come home, fuckin' all night long! So I'm drivin' down here in Vegas, and I'm lookin' for a WHORE! I'm down here cruisin' round in Vegas, and I see sluts galore! So I'm a walking down in Vegas, and with my big ol' Stetson hat! When low and behold what do I see? A whore in a see-thru pair of chaps! So I mosey on over that way, and I I'm a chattin' with this WHORE! So I mosey on over this way, and I'm through her bedroom door! So I mosey on in closer, and I make my fuck stick hard! I poke her in the pussy, and then I give her my business card! So I'm high rollin' down in Vegas, already fucked me one slutty whore! So I'm rollin' down here in Vegas, when somebody stole my car! So I ain't got no way a gettin home, I'm shit outta luck! Well that's all fine and good, cuz I'm such a fucking slut! I'll SUCK DICK FOR A RIDE HOME!!!! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HAW!!!!!!!!!! -------------------- I r Ur Gawd!
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Apr 4 2006, 01:08 PM
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 GORILLA FLUFFER  Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Apr 4 2006, 12:35 PM) god dammit. you all were supposed to tell me that because I'm famous now I can have multiple careers like all the rest of the young famous people have tehse days. Like...ya know....internet porno freak / country singer / ventrilloquist dummy....dammit.... combine the sleazy fetish fisting porn and ventriloquism INSTANT INTERNET HIT --------------------  QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM)  but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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Dogmeat i'm bored so i wrote a country song ... Apr 4 2006, 10:31 AM
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