 Getting out of jury duty |
| Getting out of jury duty |
 May 26 2009, 07:24 PM
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Got served with jury duty summons for the first time. How can I get out of it? I got something better to do...not sure what yet, but I know it'll be better than this
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May 26 2009, 09:23 PM
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 DEATH TO ....something? Group: Members Posts: 5,618 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Parker, CO Member No.: 55 |
The best way to get out of jury duty is to cut off your own penis and carry it to court one day.
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