CORRUPT A WISH GAME Options

[FORSAKENR320]

ever played this? someone wishes for something, then the person who posts after them must grant the wish, but find a way to corrupt it. then, that person must also wisht for something.

example::

squiggy:: i wish i had a million bucks

squiggy:: i wish i had a million bucks

earl:: granted, you now have a million deer fighting in your living room.

earl:: i wish i didn't have to go to work.


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i start

i wish that zach would stop flirting with lance

[moebary]

granted, but your dream of puppy shoelaces is a little derailed by the fact that the puppy eats your shoes.

i would like some pie right now

granted, you get her pie

i wish for a great job when i'm done my master's

[RitalinJunkie]

granted, you get her pie

i wish for a great job when i'm done my master's

granted...you do well as the bottom in a BDSM relationship and your skill at licking semen off a boot gets you promoted to the job of your dreams..

i wish that my truck had a badass sound system

[Spectatrix]

granted...you do well as the bottom in a BDSM relationship and your skill at licking semen off a boot gets you promoted to the job of your dreams..

i wish that my truck had a badass sound system

Granted, but you go deaf in both ears before the installation is finished.

I wish I'd brought a bit more for lunch.

[RitalinJunkie]

Granted, but you go deaf in both ears before the installation is finished.

I wish I'd brought a bit more for lunch.

granted, but you stay hungry since it isnt much more than a byte

i wish i were drunk right now

[FORSAKENR320]

granted, but you stay hungry since it isnt much more than a byte

i wish i were drunk right now

granted, you're transformed into a sorority slut, and your new life of bar hopping, sleeping with proffessors for grades, and getting banged like a snare drum everynight by popped collar frat guys leaves you with emotional trama that you take out on your bastard children whom you're lucky enough to have narrowed down the father to 1 of 5 guys, too bad you can't remember their names.

i wish that my food was finished cooking