CORRUPT A WISH GAME Options

[FORSAKENR320]

ever played this? someone wishes for something, then the person who posts after them must grant the wish, but find a way to corrupt it. then, that person must also wisht for something.

example::

squiggy:: i wish i had a million bucks

squiggy:: i wish i had a million bucks

earl:: granted, you now have a million deer fighting in your living room.

earl:: i wish i didn't have to go to work.


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i start

i wish that zach would stop flirting with lance

[chook]

Granted, but they date only retarded rednecks.

I wish I didn't have this hangover.

[FORSAKENR320]

Granted, but they date only retarded rednecks.

I wish I didn't have this hangover.

granted, you get the penis of a japanese man, and it ios so short it can't hang over your big american balls

i wish i didn't have to just type about chucks big american balls

[RitalinJunkie]

granted, you get the penis of a japanese man, and it ios so short it can't hang over your big american balls

i wish i didn't have to just type about chucks big american balls

Granted...you start typing about his dainty twig and berries and your latent homosexuality gets the better of you....the text you write becomes a best seller in the homo-erotic romance world.


I wish i had a good bottle of vodka

[FORSAKENR320]

Granted...you start typing about his dainty twig and berries and your latent homosexuality gets the better of you....the text you write becomes a best seller in the homo-erotic romance world.


I wish i had a good bottle of vodka

granted, you HAD a good bottle of vodka... but you drank it all at that party 2 years ago....

i wish that cookie monster wasn't a sell-out and went back to eating cookies

[RitalinJunkie]

granted, you HAD a good bottle of vodka... but you drank it all at that party 2 years ago....

i wish that cookie monster wasn't a sell-out and went back to eating cookies

granted....he becomes a diabetic and starts doing sell out ads for "no prick" test strips

i wish that i was back in lubbock

[FORSAKENR320]

granted....he becomes a diabetic and starts doing sell out ads for "no prick" test strips

i wish that i was back in lubbock

granted, but then everyone moves to alice tx.

i wish i had an extra crate of 7.62x39 ammunition

[RitalinJunkie]

granted, but then everyone moves to alice tx.

i wish i had an extra crate of 7.62x39 ammunition

granted, but you end up trading it in the apocalypse for a bubble machine full of those sticky arm stretchy things

i wish this week were over

[FORSAKENR320]

granted, but you end up trading it in the apocalypse for a bubble machine full of those sticky arm stretchy things

i wish this week were over

granted. you skip through time one week from today, you read the newspapers and it shows you having the best week of your entire life, you just can't remember it.

i wish that zach was fat

[RitalinJunkie]

granted. you skip through time one week from today, you read the newspapers and it shows you having the best week of your entire life, you just can't remember it.

i wish that zach was fat

granted, but your fetish for fucking a fat guy falls thru as he turns you down for chuck

i wish people would actually raise their children rather than fuck, then leave their hellspawn with an incompotent grandma

[FORSAKENR320]

granted, but your fetish for fucking a fat guy falls thru as he turns you down for chuck

i wish people would actually raise their children rather than fuck, then leave their hellspawn with an incompotent grandma

granted. most mothers can now military press 200lbs because of raising their children about their heads.

i wish that jesus would come back, so we could ask him "what the fuck?"

[RitalinJunkie]

granted. most mothers can now military press 200lbs because of raising their children about their heads.

i wish that jesus would come back, so we could ask him "what the fuck?"

granted....
he returns the question...pointing to the nail holes in his hands....which actually makes the bitchslap he gives you more aerodynamic.....he slaps you into good health at least


i wish that i had the job I want

[FORSAKENR320]

granted....
he returns the question...pointing to the nail holes in his hands....which actually makes the bitchslap he gives you more aerodynamic.....he slaps you into good health at least


i wish that i had the job I want

granted, but you are fired shortly after it's discovered your snowcones have an unusually excessive semen content.

i wish that jessica wasn't a slut.