CORRUPT A WISH GAME Options

[FORSAKENR320]

ever played this? someone wishes for something, then the person who posts after them must grant the wish, but find a way to corrupt it. then, that person must also wisht for something.

example::

squiggy:: i wish i had a million bucks

squiggy:: i wish i had a million bucks

earl:: granted, you now have a million deer fighting in your living room.

earl:: i wish i didn't have to go to work.


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i start

i wish that zach would stop flirting with lance

[chook]

Granted, but they date only retarded rednecks.

I wish I didn't have this hangover.

[FORSAKENR320]

Granted, but they date only retarded rednecks.

I wish I didn't have this hangover.

granted, you get the penis of a japanese man, and it ios so short it can't hang over your big american balls

i wish i didn't have to just type about chucks big american balls

[RitalinJunkie]

granted, you get the penis of a japanese man, and it ios so short it can't hang over your big american balls

i wish i didn't have to just type about chucks big american balls

Granted...you start typing about his dainty twig and berries and your latent homosexuality gets the better of you....the text you write becomes a best seller in the homo-erotic romance world.


I wish i had a good bottle of vodka

[FORSAKENR320]

Granted...you start typing about his dainty twig and berries and your latent homosexuality gets the better of you....the text you write becomes a best seller in the homo-erotic romance world.


I wish i had a good bottle of vodka

granted, you HAD a good bottle of vodka... but you drank it all at that party 2 years ago....

i wish that cookie monster wasn't a sell-out and went back to eating cookies

[RitalinJunkie]

granted, you HAD a good bottle of vodka... but you drank it all at that party 2 years ago....

i wish that cookie monster wasn't a sell-out and went back to eating cookies

granted....he becomes a diabetic and starts doing sell out ads for "no prick" test strips

i wish that i was back in lubbock

[FORSAKENR320]

granted....he becomes a diabetic and starts doing sell out ads for "no prick" test strips

i wish that i was back in lubbock

granted, but then everyone moves to alice tx.

i wish i had an extra crate of 7.62x39 ammunition

[RitalinJunkie]

granted, but then everyone moves to alice tx.

i wish i had an extra crate of 7.62x39 ammunition

granted, but you end up trading it in the apocalypse for a bubble machine full of those sticky arm stretchy things

i wish this week were over

[FORSAKENR320]

granted, but you end up trading it in the apocalypse for a bubble machine full of those sticky arm stretchy things

i wish this week were over

granted. you skip through time one week from today, you read the newspapers and it shows you having the best week of your entire life, you just can't remember it.

i wish that zach was fat