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| ODD THINGS YOU HEAR PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT |
 Aug 5 2008, 05:31 PM
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 GORILLA FLUFFER  Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50  |
so i walked by these 2 girls who were walking past me in the other direction, and they were talking about sex i suppose.
ANYWAY:: the odd thing, (and i swear it's the truth) i overheard one of them refer to cum as "Happy-Penis-Squeeze"  i'm gonna add that to my vernacular... --------------------  QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM)  but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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Aug 16 2008, 07:14 PM
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found this on a "things people hear" website
http://notalwaysright.com/a-little-bit-too-honest-there/1091 QUOTE Customer: “Hi, can you tell me where I can find a jock, like for playing baseball?”
Me: “Oh, you mean a protective cup? Sure, they’re right over here.” Customer: “Thanks. Oh, are there sizes?” Me: “Yeah, they’re–” Customer: *whispers* “I think I’m a small.” Me: “They’re according to waistband.” Customer: “Oh…” Me: “I’ll be over there if you need anything else.” |
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FORSAKENR320 ODD THINGS YOU HEAR PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT Aug 5 2008, 05:31 PM
Mommy For such occasions, Dogmeat needs to have his frie... Aug 5 2008, 05:35 PM
Psykopath QUOTE (Mommy @ Aug 5 2008, 06:35 PM) For ... Aug 5 2008, 09:04 PM
Dogmeat QUOTE (Mommy @ Aug 5 2008, 05:35 PM) For ... Aug 15 2008, 10:58 AM Mommy QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Aug 15 2008, 11:58 AM) .... Aug 15 2008, 11:54 AM Watchman QUOTE (Mommy @ Aug 15 2008, 12:54 PM) psh... Aug 15 2008, 11:58 AM Mommy QUOTE (Watchman @ Aug 15 2008, 12:58 PM) ... Aug 15 2008, 12:20 PM Dogmeat QUOTE (Mommy @ Aug 15 2008, 11:54 AM) psh... Aug 16 2008, 01:36 AM Dogmeat we talked all abougt girls' vaginas tonite.
i... Aug 9 2008, 02:30 AM moebary heard two gay guys talking about butt sex Aug 12 2008, 02:58 PM pysex QUOTE (moebary @ Aug 12 2008, 03:58 PM) h... Aug 15 2008, 04:09 PM Psykopath QUOTE (pysex @ Aug 15 2008, 05:09 PM) and... Aug 15 2008, 06:42 PM chook Lnace Plays Baseball? Aug 17 2008, 10:23 AM Watchman of course i play baseball, i'm always the pitc... Aug 17 2008, 11:53 AM |
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