Toll Ticket Options

[Oasis]

I just received a bill in the mail for a whopping 60 cents for driving through a toll part of 183. Only thing is, I've never driven on any toll road. The only time my truck was driven by someone other than me was when my roommate borrowed it to pick up a washer and dryer. He went nowhere near the toll road.

60 cents is nothing, but it's the principle of the matter. The bill stated that an automobile with my license plate was photographed on the toll, so obviously they have picture evidence. I don't like tolls one bit so I decided to screw with them and demand photographic evidence to be mailed to me. Figured I'll make em pay far more than 60 cents to collect a bullshit bill.

They refused.

So, wait. They can accuse me of using a toll, refuse to provide any sort of evidence that I used it, and bill me?
Fuck that shit. If I had the time, I'd seriously think about finding a lawyer pro bono. If they're pulling this shit with me, you know they're sending others fictitious bills. They made us pay for the road, they charged us to use it, and now they're charging us not to use it? What is that, triple taxation?

[Mommy]

Will, seriously, you're being a fucking cry baby about the ticket. That's my OPINION. There is nothing "retarded" about that. I mean, obviously I am not the one who is retarded. You have these delusional fantasies that everyone (banks, toll roads, credit card companies, drunk guys at bars, etc.) is out to get you. How is it retarded to think that with you living within a few miles of the toll roads, drinking heavily on weekends (which you can't deny you do because you post about it still), and not knowing your way around Austin very well despite having lived there nearly all of your life... that you did not go through a toll unknowingly?