 ODD THINGS YOU HEAR PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT |
| ODD THINGS YOU HEAR PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT |
 Aug 5 2008, 05:31 PM
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 GORILLA FLUFFER  Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50  |
so i walked by these 2 girls who were walking past me in the other direction, and they were talking about sex i suppose.
ANYWAY:: the odd thing, (and i swear it's the truth) i overheard one of them refer to cum as "Happy-Penis-Squeeze"  i'm gonna add that to my vernacular... --------------------  QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM)  but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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Aug 5 2008, 05:35 PM
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 New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15 |
For such occasions, Dogmeat needs to have his friends carry around his "business card" with his phone number on it. Then, when his friends come across said sluts, they can hand the sluts Dogmeat's phone number. Sluts get fucked. Dogmeat gets his penis wet. You do your good deed for the day. Everybody wins.
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FORSAKENR320 ODD THINGS YOU HEAR PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT Aug 5 2008, 05:31 PM
Psykopath QUOTE (Mommy @ Aug 5 2008, 06:35 PM) For ... Aug 5 2008, 09:04 PM
Dogmeat QUOTE (Mommy @ Aug 5 2008, 05:35 PM) For ... Aug 15 2008, 10:58 AM Mommy QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Aug 15 2008, 11:58 AM) .... Aug 15 2008, 11:54 AM Watchman QUOTE (Mommy @ Aug 15 2008, 12:54 PM) psh... Aug 15 2008, 11:58 AM Mommy QUOTE (Watchman @ Aug 15 2008, 12:58 PM) ... Aug 15 2008, 12:20 PM Dogmeat QUOTE (Mommy @ Aug 15 2008, 11:54 AM) psh... Aug 16 2008, 01:36 AM Dogmeat we talked all abougt girls' vaginas tonite.
i... Aug 9 2008, 02:30 AM moebary heard two gay guys talking about butt sex Aug 12 2008, 02:58 PM pysex QUOTE (moebary @ Aug 12 2008, 03:58 PM) h... Aug 15 2008, 04:09 PM Psykopath QUOTE (pysex @ Aug 15 2008, 05:09 PM) and... Aug 15 2008, 06:42 PM Watchman found this on a "things people hear" web... Aug 16 2008, 07:14 PM chook Lnace Plays Baseball? Aug 17 2008, 10:23 AM Watchman of course i play baseball, i'm always the pitc... Aug 17 2008, 11:53 AM |
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