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Dogmeat
post Jun 19 2008, 10:04 AM
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DEATH TO ....something?


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I am going to work out this morning, and since when you work out you sweat and get all icky and eew, so I figured I'd just wear the same socks I had on yesterday for this.

Well, I forgot I used one of those socks i had on at work yesterday to jack off with last night and even this morning! I knew it felt crusty when I was horking it this morning! GAH!

Well I grabbed the wrong one and the cum hadn't dried yet so I put my foot into a moist pile of cum!

GAH!

DEATH TO SLUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Mommy
post Jun 19 2008, 08:12 PM
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You know all those single socks we have leftover from the dryer eating one of the pair.... We should donate our single socks to dogmeat so he doesn't have to worry about running out of cum rags.
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post Jun 19 2008, 10:06 PM
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QUOTE (Jessica @ Jun 19 2008, 08:12 PM) *
You know all those single socks we have leftover from the dryer eating one of the pair.... We should donate our single socks to dogmeat so he doesn't have to worry about running out of cum rags.


give me your ex room mates new address, I'll send her some of my socks lancifer.gif


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post Jun 19 2008, 10:42 PM
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QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 19 2008, 11:06 PM) *
give me your ex room mates new address, I'll send her some of my socks lancifer.gif


pfft. this is what you do... you buy a box of her favorite tea... then you carefully open the box so it can be fixed without her knowing. you take each teabag, and you jizz in it, then let them dry out. return them back to the box so it looks undisturbed, THEN mail it to her, addressed as a "free sample"

everytime she goes to steep some tea in her mug, it'll be like an unknown money shot victory for you!


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QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) *
but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW
QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) *
ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded.


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post Jun 22 2008, 11:48 PM
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QUOTE (FORSAKENR320 @ Jun 19 2008, 11:42 PM) *
pfft. this is what you do... you buy a box of her favorite tea... then you carefully open the box so it can be fixed without her knowing. you take each teabag, and you jizz in it, then let them dry out. return them back to the box so it looks undisturbed, THEN mail it to her, addressed as a "free sample"

everytime she goes to steep some tea in her mug, it'll be like an unknown money shot victory for you!

Hmm, Zach did drink a bunch of tea.....


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