Solution to teen / poor person pregnancy Options

[Dogmeat]

Ok, so we all know about the problems of teen pregnancy, which primarily means 15 year old skanks with parents who push pot for a living popping more kids out, etc, poverty, and on and on and on.

They've tried supplying rubbers at school, and all that shit, but I think that sex education has completley missed the boat in public schools. The solution is simple:

Start teaching compulsive masturbation.

Seriously.

Just tell kids that sex is completley over-rated because nobody else knows as much about your own private parts as you do, and that the only time you should share private parts is when you actually want to make a kid after you're married and financially secure. I mean if we start teaching kids from an early age that jacking off is the coolest thing in the world, eventually, it'll happen. This would be a mass cultural reprogramming, however, we've seen this before. Communism, terrorism, etc .... masturbationism ....

It would work, and help aliviate global overpopulation, STD's, unplanned pregnancies, etc ...

I mean seriously, there could be magazines devoted entirley to teaching kids about jacking off, billboards, etc ...
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[impala454]

you just finished masterbating right before you posted this didn't you.