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[Dogmeat]

5 plates on squats today! NeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeWOOHOO!

Next goal: 4 plates on bench This one might take a little while longer ...

But, this basically means I finally hit one of the goals I set out for myself 4 years ago

500 pound max on squats .... (well, technically 505 lbs ...used 2 50-lb plates and 6 45's)

I think it will be awhile before I can get 4 plates (405 lbs), and I don't really have a good way of doing military press in Vernal ... no seated cage, but my goal for that was 3 plates.

If I can hit 365 on bench by the end of summer I'll be happy though.

I do wanna cut like 20 pounds though I fucking weighed myself buck naked on an empty stomach after taking a big dump yesterday morning and I weighed 253 pounds

Finally all the hard work is coming to frutition, and I've done it completley "legally" too ....Only things I've ever taken with the specific purpose of "performance enhancement" were NOXPlode and Creatine Monohydrate, both of which are NCAA-legal.

Feels good, now I need to learn how to fight MMA like zach so I can go around killing people and shit. Ha HAAAAA!

[Mommy]

My husband is over 2 years younger than me... actually, almost 3; but he acts older than me. He's all super responsible and stuff. I can see where someone younger can be mature, but it's a rarity these days.

[Oasis]

My husband is over 2 years younger than me... actually, almost 3; but he acts older than me. He's all super responsible and stuff. I can see where someone younger can be mature, but it's a rarity these days.

I KNOW SOME DIPSHIT IS PROBABLY GONNA MAKE A SNIDE COMMENT ABOUT THE FACT I CAN'T GET GIRLS MY AGE...I CAN.

MY THEORY IS THIS: IF YOU'RE A 27 YEAR OLD FEMALE AND YOU'RE STILL WITHOUT A RING ON YOUR FINGER, SOMETHING IS WRONG. YOU HAVE SOME FATAL CHARACTER FLAW THAT MAKES MEN NOT WANT TO SPEND THE REST OF THEIR LIVES WITH YOU.

I'LL ACTUALLY DATE ANYONE OF ANY AGE (WITHIN REASON, 18-30ISH) AS LONG AS THEY'RE COOL. MATURITY IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN AGE ANYWAY

[Billy]

MY THEORY IS THIS: IF YOU'RE A 27 YEAR OLD FEMALE AND YOU'RE STILL WITHOUT A RING ON YOUR FINGER, SOMETHING IS WRONG. YOU HAVE SOME FATAL CHARACTER FLAW THAT MAKES MEN NOT WANT TO SPEND THE REST OF THEIR LIVES WITH YOU.

My theory is this: if you're a 27 year old male and you're still without a ring on your finger, something is wrong. You have some fatal character flaw that makes women not want tot spend the rest of their lives with you.



....somebody had to post it.

[chook]

My theory is this: if you're a 27 year old male and you're still without a ring on your finger, something is wrong. You have some fatal character flaw that makes women not want tot spend the rest of their lives with you.
....somebody had to post it.

Billy, both you and Will are being stupid. I guess yours is just a retort.

[Billy]

Billy, both you and Will are being stupid. I guess yours is just a retort.

Yeah, that's not how I feel. I just wanted to sarcastically point out the gross hypocrisy of Will's post.