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Dogmeat
post Mar 11 2008, 09:13 PM
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Given the trend among black folks in the last 30 years or so to make up rediculous names for their children for the sole purpose that these names sound "black", it's come to my attention that white people need to pick up the pace.

These names that black people are giving themselves sound "black" and are supposed to represent black heritage I am guessing, even though most of them just sound rediculous.

I say we white people start naming our children rediculous white person names!

Here are some I came up with:

Beese
Bawrn
Roost
Kwiss
Argthar

I guess now that I think about it we could just start naming our children after characters from World of Warcraft.

Nevermind I'll just do that.

That was we'll win the award for having more rediculous names than black people are getting these days now! HA HAAAAAAAA!!!!


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post Mar 12 2008, 11:31 AM
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I like your last name nickname... Twatson!
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post Mar 12 2008, 02:33 PM
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QUOTE (Jessica @ Mar 12 2008, 12:31 PM) *
I like your last name nickname... Twatson!



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post Mar 12 2008, 02:49 PM
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QUOTE (FORSAKENR320 @ Mar 12 2008, 02:33 PM) *
fitting


Your last name is Hobgood. That sounds like a gay wizard from dungeons & dragons

I hope your mana is strong, fruitcake


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post Mar 12 2008, 02:54 PM
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QUOTE (Oasis @ Mar 12 2008, 03:49 PM) *
Your last name is Hobgood. That sounds like a gay wizard from dungeons & dragons

I hope your mana is strong, fruitcake



actually my last name is Welsh, and means "one who fights with the light of God"


i admit, it's an odd last name. but i've never had anyone think they had reason to nickname me "Twatson"


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post Mar 12 2008, 02:59 PM
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QUOTE (FORSAKENR320 @ Mar 12 2008, 02:54 PM) *
actually my last name is Welsh, and means "one who fights with the light of God"
i admit, it's an odd last name. but i've never had anyone think they had reason to nickname me "Twatson"


Perhaps that's because your last name isn't Watson


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post Mar 12 2008, 03:00 PM
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QUOTE (Oasis @ Mar 12 2008, 03:59 PM) *
Perhaps that's because your last name isn't Watson


or maybe it's because i don't act like a twat as often as you


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- Dogmeat   White Person Names   Mar 11 2008, 09:13 PM
- - Jessica   The other day, my hubby asked him to help name his...   Mar 12 2008, 10:44 AM
- - Oasis   People call me Willdo Baggins. I didn't know i...   Mar 12 2008, 11:18 AM
- - Jessica   I like your last name nickname... Twatson!   Mar 12 2008, 11:31 AM
|- - FORSAKENR320   QUOTE (Jessica @ Mar 12 2008, 12:31 PM) I...   Mar 12 2008, 02:33 PM
|- - Oasis   QUOTE (FORSAKENR320 @ Mar 12 2008, 02:33 ...   Mar 12 2008, 02:49 PM
|- - FORSAKENR320   QUOTE (Oasis @ Mar 12 2008, 03:49 PM) You...   Mar 12 2008, 02:54 PM
|- - Oasis   QUOTE (FORSAKENR320 @ Mar 12 2008, 02:54 ...   Mar 12 2008, 02:59 PM
|- - FORSAKENR320   QUOTE (Oasis @ Mar 12 2008, 03:59 PM) Per...   Mar 12 2008, 03:00 PM
|- - Oasis   QUOTE (FORSAKENR320 @ Mar 12 2008, 03:00 ...   Mar 12 2008, 03:01 PM
- - theIncredibleEdibleDuane   names like Britney? There's a guy at my job...   Mar 12 2008, 02:50 PM
- - moebary   Twatness....awesome   Mar 12 2008, 04:00 PM
- - Dogmeat   my last name is "Badass" Say it with me...   Mar 12 2008, 05:05 PM
- - cupcake   I like Hrothgar... seriously   Mar 13 2008, 10:00 AM
|- - theIncredibleEdibleDuane   QUOTE (cupcake @ Mar 13 2008, 11:00 AM) I...   Mar 13 2008, 10:04 AM
|- - Oasis   QUOTE (theIncredibleEdibleDuane @ Mar 13 2008...   Mar 13 2008, 10:46 AM
- - cupcake   it is ever read beowulf?   Mar 13 2008, 10:34 AM
- - Black Bear   I remember when I worked with a guy named Clint. ...   Mar 13 2008, 06:08 PM
- - johnthedrunk   How about names from old norse tales: Ive never ...   Mar 13 2008, 06:19 PM
- - Dogmeat   Higlard Hilgard Lidpart   Mar 13 2008, 07:04 PM
- - Oasis   nigger Bet your ass no black person has ever nam...   Mar 13 2008, 07:07 PM
- - FORSAKENR320   white people should take over the names from ameri...   Mar 13 2008, 09:52 PM
- - Dogmeat   Snotbine   Mar 14 2008, 04:35 PM


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