New comp Options

[Oasis]

I need a new computer

Only specifications -

1. Dell
2. It has to come with everything I need for work already installed - Excel, Office Pro, Word, etc
3. Must have Solitaire
4. Flat Screen monitor preferred because my desk is already cluttered
5. I'd like to be able to have Linux on there as well

I don't care about RAM or anything nerdy like that because I'm not putting any porn/music on there. And price is an issue, since I'm a little short on cash. It happens when you date a whore who never pays for anything because she blows her entire paycheck on designer clothes and cocaine. And no I didn't know this when we were dating, obviously

[Psykopath]

http://www.dell.com/content/products/produ...~tab=bundlestab
One of those might do the trick, given your stated space/price issues.





And 100% dead serious: be single for a while. You seem to be getting fucked over or what have you quite a bit lately by women...that, and you're dating the wrong kind of women.
Cocaine problem...fuck man, that's usually not hard to spot!
And why would you give her access to your cash if you've been dating her less than, what...2 weeks?