Enslave the Poor Options

[Dogmeat]

It's really dawned on me that the poor, be they white, black, mexican, eskimo, french, who or whatever ..

Essentially contribute nothing to society.

They're lazy, they have bad attitudes, they aren't motivated, and generally speaking are just leeches on the rest of us who are actually attempting to be productive in life.

The problem with slavery in the past is that it targeted people by race, relegion or other politically incorrect classifications.

I propose that with the last century of what I'll call "Civil Rights Development" in mind, we re-instate slavery however we only enslave those who are jobless.

In essense, we can find everyone a job and then provide them with healthcare, etc, if they are enslaved.

It would be bad business for us to not take care of our slaves, however, the price for us taking care of them will be their slavery.

IE, they will work when, where, and how we tell them to work.

Eventually, once they've worked long and hard enough and are able to support themselves, they will be free of slavery, and than can own their own slaves.

I mean think about it ..

The poor in the ghettos, trailer parks, igloos, whatever... are poor, dejected, on drugs, etc ... they hate where they are, yet somehow, they refuse to leave.

I say we make em leave the shitholes they live in. If they won't get out on their own, we'll make them, enslave them, and force them to better themselves..

All the while contributing to the economy ... we'll have a society of productive people who aren't lazy anymore.

Sound good? I think so.

Dogmeat for President!

[pebkac]

I'VE ACTUALLY HAD THIS HAPPEN TO ME BEFORE...

You were enslaved in a Caribbean island nation?

Speaking of black people, I really want a pet monkey. Not one of those spider monkeys though, they jump around too much and I don't want my stuff fucked up at my house. Just one of those black cuddly looking monkeys that like jumping up and hugging people.

Screw that. I plan on getting a pet midget. If I train it right, it will pick shit up FOR ME and not fuck shit up.

[FORSAKENR320]

You were enslaved in a Caribbean island nation?

ya mon

id be crazy 'ard libbin' on dee i-land