 Swine Flu Apocalypse |
| Swine Flu Apocalypse |
 Apr 26 2009, 11:18 AM
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I was raised on the dairy, BITCH! Group: Members Posts: 3,080 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Cedar Park Member No.: 49  |
Get Ready.
Buy your nano filter face masks. Buy rice, water, canned goods. Get yourselves ready because the hidden enemies have released our doom. You laughed when we said our time is ending. You laughed when we said Obama would be the messiah of death. The Swine Flu has been predicted to eliminate 80% of the population. The influenza vaccine stores that the U.S. has stockpiled is just enough to cure law enforcement and the elite. Martial law will be activated once the panic begins. There is no cure. There is no prevention. I wish you all the best and pray that God brings a swift end to our suffering. -------------------- "Ah, y'know it's funny, these people they go to sleep, they think everything's fine, everything's good. They wake up the next day and they're on fire."
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Apr 26 2009, 11:26 AM
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Group: Admin Posts: 6,906 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Austin Member No.: 9 |
Somebody in Mexico fucked a pig.
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Apr 26 2009, 12:10 PM
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 Group: Members Posts: 1,302 Joined: 20-February 07 Member No.: 721 |
All flu comes from pigs mutating bird flus so that humans can catch it...
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Apr 26 2009, 12:24 PM
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Group: Admin Posts: 6,906 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Austin Member No.: 9 |
I prefer my explanation.
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Apr 26 2009, 01:29 PM
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 Group: Members Posts: 10,620 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Houston, TX Member No.: 48 |
Aren't they saying the cases in the US so far arent even life threatening? Just like a normal old flu?
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Apr 26 2009, 04:28 PM
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 GORILLA FLUFFER  Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
QUOTE (Watchman @ Apr 26 2009, 01:15 PM)  Another Solis is sick with flu symptoms! Manuel Camacho SolÃs, a Mexican politician who is the former regent of Mexico city, attended a reception dinner with Obama. Here's an article, but it's in Spanish: http://www.milenio.com/node/204779 Two sick Solis guys that met Obama, wtf? you realise you're talking about the one race ont he earth that breeds like fucking rabbits, but gives their children the most generic names ever. "hey guys! did you hear that Martinez is in jail?" "which one" i am dead serious when i say that i have about 30 juan martinez jr's on bond, and most of them are the same age. --------------------  QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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Apr 26 2009, 08:34 PM
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 Group: Members Posts: 706 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Lubbock, TX Member No.: 20 |
I wonder if this will cause bacon prices to plummet.
-------------------- Beers that I have had, updated July 5th, 2009: 1,548
My Beer List "Patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel" - Samuel Johnson "I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ" - Mahatma Gandhi |
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Apr 26 2009, 08:44 PM
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I was raised on the dairy, BITCH! Group: Members Posts: 3,080 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Cedar Park Member No.: 49 |
QUOTE (impala454 @ Apr 26 2009, 02:29 PM) Aren't they saying the cases in the US so far arent even life threatening? Just like a normal old flu? anyone with a weakened immune system or young people with a healthy immune system (the body kills itself) -------------------- "Ah, y'know it's funny, these people they go to sleep, they think everything's fine, everything's good. They wake up the next day and they're on fire."
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Apr 26 2009, 09:17 PM
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Group: Members Posts: 10,620 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Houston, TX Member No.: 48 |
QUOTE (dauss @ Apr 26 2009, 09:34 PM) I wonder if this will cause bacon prices to plummet. sweet bacon rules |
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Apr 27 2009, 02:22 PM
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 Group: Members Posts: 926 Joined: 2-May 07 Member No.: 1,015 |
You can track the outbreak on google maps!
Hah, fuckers -- Germany = 0 reported cases. You think in a country where everyone eats a whole pig every three days, the pig population would exact revenge on them! This whole story makes me lolz. Everyone seems to be over reacting (I reserve the right to take back this statement when half of the world's population has died). --------------------  |
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Apr 27 2009, 02:28 PM
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 Group: Moderators Posts: 2,499 Joined: 23-February 06 From: El Paso Texas Member No.: 32 |
it's natures way of getting rid of excess mexicans
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Apr 27 2009, 02:54 PM
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 Why so serious? Group: Global Moderators Posts: 5,286 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Fate, TX Member No.: 4 |
It's goddamn media sensationalism.
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Apr 27 2009, 04:51 PM
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Group: Members Posts: 706 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Lubbock, TX Member No.: 20 |
Smithfield Foods is down 12.4% and Tyson Foods is down 8.87% today.
-------------------- Beers that I have had, updated July 5th, 2009: 1,548
My Beer List "Patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel" - Samuel Johnson "I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ" - Mahatma Gandhi |
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Apr 27 2009, 06:11 PM
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Group: Members Posts: 10,620 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Houston, TX Member No.: 48 |
I seriously doubt it's due to the news. lean hogs & pork bellies are down about 3-4%. nothing to write home about really.
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Apr 27 2009, 06:34 PM
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GORILLA FLUFFER Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
my father works as a USDA health inspector at that meat packing plant in plainview. he used to tell us all the time that "humans have sanitized themselves to the brink of extinction" meaning that we remove so many forms of sickness from contact with ourselves that we no longer have the immunities to them that we once did. he has some more complicated views on other similar subjects, but bottom line is that he knows that 3 generations ago humans ate meat that would be thrown away by modern standards, without any problems or sickness at all.
doesn't really apply too much to the story at hand, just thought it was interesting -------------------- QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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Apr 27 2009, 07:44 PM
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Group: Members Posts: 10,620 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Houston, TX Member No.: 48 |
Makes sense. I purposely do not buy anti-bacterial soap.
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Apr 27 2009, 09:28 PM
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Group: Admin Posts: 6,906 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Austin Member No.: 9 |
I ate raw hamburger as a kiddo.
 And I eat raw cookie dough (with raw eggs) with great enthusiasm. -------------------- |
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Apr 27 2009, 09:44 PM
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Group: Members Posts: 10,620 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Houston, TX Member No.: 48 |
Christine likes to swallow raw meat...
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Apr 27 2009, 11:40 PM
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GORILLA FLUFFER Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
if she could deep throat a brautwurst i'd be more impressed
-------------------- QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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Apr 28 2009, 11:17 AM
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Group: Admin Posts: 6,906 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Austin Member No.: 9 |
Patient Zero has been found. http://imgur.com/27K39.jpg
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Apr 28 2009, 05:32 PM
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Group: Members Posts: 706 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Lubbock, TX Member No.: 20 |
http://hsdailywire.com/single.php?id=7867
QUOTE the virus is far more likely to be a product of mankind desire for bacon.  The consequences are worth it!!! -------------------- Beers that I have had, updated July 5th, 2009: 1,548
My Beer List "Patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel" - Samuel Johnson "I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ" - Mahatma Gandhi |
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Apr 29 2009, 11:28 AM
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Group: Members Posts: 10,620 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Houston, TX Member No.: 48 |
This is getting ridiculous. All the media is going bananas that we have our first "swine flu death in the U.S." and it happened here in Houston, OMG we're all gonna die! We should embrace whatever communist healthcare proposals Obama has!!!
What these jackass media outlets are failing to report, is that it was a 2 year old kid who got sick in Mexico and somehow got brought all the way to Houston for treatment. Wow these media jackasses are jumping all over this... not much other news I guess so create your own... |
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Apr 29 2009, 11:38 AM
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Group: Members Posts: 1,302 Joined: 20-February 07 Member No.: 721 |
QUOTE (impala454 @ Apr 29 2009, 12:28 PM) This is getting ridiculous. All the media is going bananas that we have our first "swine flu death in the U.S." and it happened here in Houston, OMG we're all gonna die! We should embrace whatever communist healthcare proposals Obama has!!! What these jackass media outlets are failing to report, is that it was a 2 year old kid who got sick in Mexico and somehow got brought all the way to Houston for treatment. Wow these media jackasses are jumping all over this... not much other news I guess so create your own... Yeah, welcome to modern media. Texas has closed down school athletics programs including tennis and golf due to swine flu..... -------------------- |
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Apr 29 2009, 12:59 PM
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Group: Moderators Posts: 2,499 Joined: 23-February 06 From: El Paso Texas Member No.: 32 |
still waiting for the border to shut down in el paso
keeping both fingers crossed! 
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Apr 29 2009, 04:34 PM
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Corrupting the youth of America Group: Members Posts: 528 Joined: 12-May 06 From: Alice, TX Member No.: 176 |
UIL has suspended all events until May the 11th
Rio Grande City has dismissed school and all related events for the next week (with the exception of prom) and the Alice ISD school board just told us we cant go on our band trip to dallas this weekend......fucking hell....if your that worried teach kids to take vitamins and wash their fucking hands every once and a while... -------------------- Brandon....you're the reason I'm pro-choice.
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Apr 29 2009, 04:44 PM
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Group: Members Posts: 706 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Lubbock, TX Member No.: 20 |
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20090428/india_nm/india392853
The regular seasonal flu kills 250,000 to 500,000 a year. -------------------- Beers that I have had, updated July 5th, 2009: 1,548
My Beer List "Patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel" - Samuel Johnson "I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ" - Mahatma Gandhi |
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Apr 29 2009, 07:49 PM
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Why so serious? Group: Global Moderators Posts: 5,286 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Fate, TX Member No.: 4 |
QUOTE (dauss @ Apr 29 2009, 05:44 PM) http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20090428/india_nm/india392853 The regular seasonal flu kills 250,000 to 500,000 a year. Hah, I was going to post that same thing earlier. That's why this whole fucking swine flu BS is just media sensationalism. -------------------- |
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Apr 29 2009, 09:14 PM
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Group: Admin Posts: 6,906 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Austin Member No.: 9 |
I heard a radio ad this evening about The Other White Meat Tour '09...
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Apr 30 2009, 12:26 AM
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 Do they ignore parts of reality? Group: Moderators Posts: 2,935 Joined: 23-February 06 From: South Overton!!! Member No.: 46 |
Flu Pandemics are not a new concept. I say bring it... there are too many damn people on this planet. The spanish flu pandemic of 1918 killed about 50 million people.
-------------------- A psychotic world we live in. The madmen are in power. How long have we known this? Faced this? And--how many of us do know it? Perhaps if you know you are insane then you are not insane. Or you are becoming sane, finally. Waking up. I suppose only a few are aware of all this. Isolated persons here and there. But the broad masses... what do they think? All these hundreds of thousands in this city, here. Do they imagine that they live in a sane world? Or do they guess, glimpse, the truth...?
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Apr 30 2009, 12:58 AM
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I was raised on the dairy, BITCH! Group: Members Posts: 3,080 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Cedar Park Member No.: 49 |
you can say it doesn't matter and it's media sensationalism but the reality of it is if you don't get treatment for this particular viral strain you are guaranteed death....on top of that...the virus is mutating as it passes from person to person becoming resistant as it goes
so don't just brush it off like it's nothing -------------------- "Ah, y'know it's funny, these people they go to sleep, they think everything's fine, everything's good. They wake up the next day and they're on fire."
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Apr 30 2009, 02:19 AM
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Why so serious? Group: Global Moderators Posts: 5,286 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Fate, TX Member No.: 4 |
QUOTE (pysex @ Apr 30 2009, 01:58 AM) you can say it doesn't matter and it's media sensationalism but the reality of it is if you don't get treatment for this particular viral strain you are guaranteed death....on top of that...the virus is mutating as it passes from person to person becoming resistant as it goes so don't just brush it off like it's nothing Nah, I'll continue to do so. 
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Apr 30 2009, 06:57 AM
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Group: Members Posts: 10,620 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Houston, TX Member No.: 48 |
QUOTE (pysex @ Apr 30 2009, 01:58 AM) you can say it doesn't matter and it's media sensationalism but the reality of it is if you don't get treatment for this particular viral strain you are guaranteed death.... Kinda like the 23750239520935 other common illnesses? QUOTE (pysex @ Apr 30 2009, 01:58 AM) on top of that...the virus is mutating as it passes from person to person becoming resistant as it goes Where on earth did you get this idea? |
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Apr 30 2009, 08:16 AM
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 Group: Moderators Posts: 1,591 Joined: 23-February 06 Member No.: 31 |
-------------------- Don't sweat the petty, pet the sweaty.
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Apr 30 2009, 09:26 AM
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Group: Members Posts: 10,620 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Houston, TX Member No.: 48 |
Wow can I have that 12 seconds of my life back?
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Apr 30 2009, 09:41 AM
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Group: Moderators Posts: 1,591 Joined: 23-February 06 Member No.: 31 |
come on, you know you laughed a little.
and did you click the link? 20 packs of pig masks are on sale! -------------------- Don't sweat the petty, pet the sweaty.
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Apr 30 2009, 04:30 PM
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Group: Members Posts: 706 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Lubbock, TX Member No.: 20 |
Oh shit, another sign of the Apocalypse
-------------------- Beers that I have had, updated July 5th, 2009: 1,548
My Beer List "Patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel" - Samuel Johnson "I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ" - Mahatma Gandhi |
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Apr 30 2009, 07:25 PM
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Group: Members Posts: 1,302 Joined: 20-February 07 Member No.: 721 |
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Apr 30 2009, 08:37 PM
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 Oh baby bring me down Group: Agents Posts: 4,115 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Way out yonder Member No.: 68 |
QUOTE (pysex @ Apr 30 2009, 01:58 AM) you can say it doesn't matter and it's media sensationalism but the reality of it is if you don't get treatment for this particular viral strain you are guaranteed death....on top of that...the virus is mutating as it passes from person to person becoming resistant as it goes so don't just brush it off like it's nothing You can survive it without treatment, just not as high as the common flu. We had to wait at the airpot in Japan for 3 hours. There are people wearing masks everywhere. http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=4037...amp;id=16713508 http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=4037...amp;id=16713508 http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=4037...amp;id=16713508 -------------------- Southern Rock, beer and bears!
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May 1 2009, 05:40 AM
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GORILLA FLUFFER Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
QUOTE (chook @ Apr 30 2009, 09:37 PM) We had to wait at the airpot in Japan for 3 hours. There are people wearing masks everywhere. am i the only one that immediately thought "no shit sherlock, they have ninjas"? -------------------- QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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May 1 2009, 06:25 AM
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Group: Members Posts: 926 Joined: 2-May 07 Member No.: 1,015 |
Ok, confirmed Swine Flu in a city 20 km from where I live. I'll take back that prior statement I made...
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May 1 2009, 03:07 PM
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Group: Members Posts: 926 Joined: 2-May 07 Member No.: 1,015 |
I am NOT going to let this thread die...
I NEED SWINE FLU UPDATES I'm looking at the google maps, and it has only areas near San Antonio and Dallas as reporting cases of swine flu. Are their really not any more cases in Texas. -------------------- |
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May 1 2009, 11:48 PM
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I was raised on the dairy, BITCH! Group: Members Posts: 3,080 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Cedar Park Member No.: 49 |
my coworkers fiance is in league with the CDC and there is a confirmed case in Leander, TX....a middle school student
also confirmed cases of a Mexican family in North Austin possibly Leander, TX -------------------- "Ah, y'know it's funny, these people they go to sleep, they think everything's fine, everything's good. They wake up the next day and they're on fire."
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May 2 2009, 12:33 AM
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GORILLA FLUFFER Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
is a sign from god pointing us directly at the families of illegal immigrants.'
he's saying "they're right fucking there, douche-fags! get rid of them or die!" lol -------------------- QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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