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post Apr 3 2006, 10:26 PM
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DOGMEAT APPRECIATION THREAD

post your favorite dogmeat quotes and stories~!


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THIS ONE TIME I QUOTED HIM AND ADDED A WITTY COMMENT AND HE COMPLETLEY IGNORED ME!

I RUBBED MY PENIS FOR THREE HOURS STRAIGHT


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post Apr 3 2006, 10:29 PM
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I like the time he talked about fucking his fat girlfriend


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post Apr 3 2006, 10:32 PM
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post Apr 3 2006, 10:36 PM
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QUOTE
your socks dont even like you and socks arent alive

i had to leave my computer and sit at my kitchen table with the lights off thinking about this. i finally realized he was right

i hear he is mentioned by name at least 3x a week on 5 different internet forums


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post Apr 3 2006, 10:37 PM
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Dogmeat sent me an awesome video last night

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWRKlNlRsgI&search=GWAR


Dogmeat is one of the most entertaining people on the boards. He pisses so many people off that its great. I, on the other hand, just think he is silly
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post Apr 3 2006, 10:38 PM
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post Apr 3 2006, 10:40 PM
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GWAR is awesome. i know mike dirks and this one time he got REALLY sick and couldnt make it the rest of the tour. he personally begged dogmeat to replace him


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post Apr 3 2006, 10:44 PM
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BABY


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post Apr 3 2006, 10:46 PM
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ummm.....wow.


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post Apr 3 2006, 10:51 PM
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QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Apr 3 2006, 10:46 PM)
ummm.....wow.

Dude just stay in your fucking house

she WILL cut you open and she WILL live inside you.
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post Apr 3 2006, 10:52 PM
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Rad, i'll be that Quatto guy from Total Recall!


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post Apr 3 2006, 10:55 PM
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i heard this one time while conquering the forest, dogmeat was reclined against a fallen tree drinking a keg of wolves blood and the freshly squeezed juice of 12 virgins when Xenu personally appeared and spoke to Dogmeat about movies and music.


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post Apr 3 2006, 11:29 PM
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fuck dogmeat & the vaginal canal that spewed him out


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post Apr 3 2006, 11:31 PM
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http://www.techsans.net/forums/index.php?showtopic=605
already had a thread about that!


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post Apr 3 2006, 11:33 PM
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wow.

i'm so gonna get beat up and left for dead by internet people one day laugh.gif


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post Apr 3 2006, 11:39 PM
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a martyr for the cause!? you are truely honorable

DOGMEAT! DOGMEAT! DOGMEAT!


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post Apr 3 2006, 11:43 PM
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you people are seriously starting to scare me ... shock.gif


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suck.

suck.

suck my dick.

suck my dick till you know me.


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post Apr 4 2006, 12:05 AM
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DOGMEAT:
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God told me to post what I post.


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DOGMEAT:

ugly people make me fucking sick!


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QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Apr 3 2006, 10:52 PM)
Rad, i'll be that Quatto guy from Total Recall!

REEEEEmembuuuh!


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but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW
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ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded.


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post Apr 4 2006, 12:09 AM
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DOGMEAT WILL DESTROY YOU


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i think dogmeat is more famous than rocky right now




















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but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW
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ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded.


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post Apr 4 2006, 12:14 AM
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I was raised on the dairy, BITCH!


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no cathryn just needs something new because we're all boring and our funness has expired


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post Apr 4 2006, 12:18 AM
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post Apr 4 2006, 12:56 AM
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Dog who?


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post Apr 4 2006, 01:10 AM
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you make the believers cry


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Cry more n00b!

You wouldn't be the first person I made cry. Won't be the last!


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That reminds me of when I was younger, me and my friend and my step-mom's nephew were up late. So me and my friend decided to fuck with him since he was such a cry baby. We convinced him there were monsters under the bed and in the closet laugh.gif

Then another time, I was chasing him in the house and he ran into the bar and got a huge knot on his head. He was out for the count.


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post Apr 4 2006, 05:50 AM
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QUOTE (Testm0nkey @ Apr 4 2006, 01:56 AM)

UNDENIABLE PROOF


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post Apr 4 2006, 06:39 AM
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I heard dogmeat has killed over a hundred men. I also hear he can shoot lighteningbolts out of his eyes and fireballs out of his arse.


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dogmeat doesn't wait..... he sleeps


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but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW
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ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded.


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I HEARD DOGMEAT RAPED OVER 5 MILLION MEXICAN HOOKERS IN ONE NIGHT WHILE FISTING GOD


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QUOTE (pysex @ Apr 4 2006, 01:12 PM)
I HEARD DOGMEAT RAPED OVER 5 MILLION MEXICAN HOOKERS IN ONE NIGHT WHILE FISTING GOD

who hasn't?


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post Apr 4 2006, 01:18 PM
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along with mike dirks from gwar

i am also friends with Pete Fisher, GM for the Opry in Nashville. i dont know how he found out but i got an urgent call this morning on our shared emergency red telephone line

he said theres been riots in the street all morning since Dogmeat reinvented country music with his song about whores in vegas. the people are demanding it be blared on loudspeakers all over the city!

he cant do anything but give into their demands!
DOGMEAT CAUSES RIOTS
he is that famous


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because brazilians listen to country music?


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that is where dogmeat is loved the most


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QUOTE (Testm0nkey @ Apr 4 2006, 01:23 PM)
that is where dogmeat is loved the most

and she doesnt mean Aaron!

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QUOTE (Seussninja @ Apr 4 2006, 01:23 PM)
and she doesnt mean Aaron!

ba dum kisssh

cultural slam!


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cultural slam!

I AM THE INSULT MASTER
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QUOTE (pysex @ Apr 4 2006, 01:19 PM)
because brazilians listen to country music?

brazil AND batman


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but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW
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FUCK YOU THOSE COMMENTS DONT HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH DOGMEAT

you'll make him angry!


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FUCK YOU THOSE COMMENTS DONT HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH DOGMEAT

you'll make him angry!

VIVE LA REVOLUCION
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go hijack the boring threads you all make


Dogmeat once killed and ate 4 men for less than this


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QUOTE (Testm0nkey @ Apr 4 2006, 01:32 PM)
go hijack the boring threads you all make


Dogmeat once killed and ate 4 men for less than this

and this thread is exciting? laugh.gif
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yes its in honor of dogmeat. it is the perfect thread

DOGMEAT DOGMEAT DOGMEAT


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QUOTE (Testm0nkey @ Apr 4 2006, 01:36 PM)
yes its in honor of dogmeat. it is the perfect thread

DOGMEAT DOGMEAT DOGMEAT

sex him already, will you? I think you've masturbated him long enough.
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QUOTE (Testm0nkey @ Apr 4 2006, 01:36 PM)
yes its in honor of dogmeat. it is the perfect thread

DOGMEAT DOGMEAT DOGMEAT

for fucks sake



dogmeat jump in her vagina already


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i laugh at you puny humans who think appreciation threads translate into wanting the cuttlefish of a man

THIS IS FOR BROAD AND GENERAL DOGMEAT APPRECIATION WAYS


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i laugh at you puny humans who think appreciation threads translate into wanting the cuttlefish of a man

THIS IS FOR BROAD AND GENERAL DOGMEAT APPRECIATION WAYS

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i think im too healthy and fit for dogmeat to ever fuck me. that does not mean his internet celebrityness should go unappreciated! STAY ON TOPIC!!


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QUOTE (Testm0nkey @ Apr 4 2006, 02:41 PM)
i laugh at you puny humans who think appreciation threads translate into wanting the cuttlefish of a man

THIS IS FOR BROAD AND GENERAL DOGMEAT APPRECIATION WAYS

dried cuttlefish is really good
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QUOTE (Testm0nkey @ Apr 4 2006, 02:49 PM)
i think im too healthy and fit for dogmeat to ever fuck me. that does not mean his internet celebrityness should go unappreciated! STAY ON TOPIC!!

...and my penis is too small ... ph34r.gif


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QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Apr 4 2006, 01:55 PM)
...and my penis is too small ... ph34r.gif

yea, cathryn likes them big. so big that the only penis big enough to satisfy her is an over inflated internet penis. laugh.gif


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*GASP*

My eCock!

It's.....it's.......

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oh god.

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QUOTE (Testm0nkey @ Apr 4 2006, 02:49 PM)
i think im too healthy and fit for dogmeat to ever fuck me. that does not mean his internet celebrityness should go unappreciated! STAY ON TOPIC!!

But goddamn you can still dream about him fucking you !


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Dogmeat is the largest provider of food and services in Central Asia. When he travels overseas EVERYONE stops what they are doing to wave and shake his hand


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i thought i saw dogmeat at the grocery store this afternoon! but it was actually an extremely successful and self satisfied man who knows that he doesnt owe anyone anything, the world owes him!


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QUOTE (Testm0nkey @ Apr 4 2006, 11:48 PM)
i thought i saw dogmeat at the grocery store this afternoon! but it was actually an extremely successful and self satisfied man who knows that he doesnt owe anyone anything, the world owes him!

he's black?


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he's black?

hey man ... black is a attitude!


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Dogmeat has been spotted wrestling the Loch Ness Monster, however this is never reported by those filthy brits because they hate the fact that America has something more mystical than their creature


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There have been multiple attempts at shooting Dogmeat made. These are only referred to as shooting attempts, because calling them attempted assassinations would imply that he is killable.


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I'm going to use my famous person status to get into like, the bar or something!


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rocky and dogmeat, hook up already, gosh
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QUOTE (Rocky @ Apr 5 2006, 07:45 PM)
I'd have sex with Dogmeat's sweat.

Good idea. Since my sweat provides water to areas of the globe where the water is otherwise tainted, you fucking it before it arrived there would provide essential vitamins and protiens that the starving and sick would not normally get!


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this is turning into like those chuck norris quotes...except chuck norris is being replaced by dogmeat


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QUOTE (woody @ Apr 6 2006, 12:33 AM)
this is turning into like those chuck norris quotes...except chuck norris is being replaced by dogmeat

These are true though.


But also, I know I have been making joke comments about how amazing people are long before the chuck norris fad hit (which was hilarious, im not dissin it).


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i dont know about you poseurs but i didnt have a source for my dogmeat stories other than DOGMEAT


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QUOTE (Testm0nkey @ Apr 5 2006, 11:53 PM)
i dont know about you poseurs but i didnt have a source for my dogmeat stories other than DOGMEAT

did dogmeat give you permission to stop sucking his cock? i didn't think so.






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Bill Brasky ate the bible while water skiing

He hated Mexicans! And he was half Mexican! .......And he hated irony!
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Bill Brasky ate the bible while water skiing

Bill Brasky had a four day heart attack...a day for each chamber. At the autopsy, they said his heart looked like a basketball filled with riccotta cheese.
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QUOTE (Testm0nkey @ Apr 7 2006, 11:43 PM)
dogmeeeeeeeeeeeat

you have to get online and give me your number so i can drunk dial you

my number IS .... 1 ..... 2 ..... 3 ..... 4 ...... FIVE!


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my number IS .... 1 ..... 2 ..... 3 ..... 4 ...... FIVE!

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my number IS .... 1 ..... 2 ..... 3 ..... 4 ...... FIVE!

Amazing! I have the same combination on my luggage!
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