CORRUPT A WISH GAME Options

[FORSAKENR320]

ever played this? someone wishes for something, then the person who posts after them must grant the wish, but find a way to corrupt it. then, that person must also wisht for something.

example::

squiggy:: i wish i had a million bucks

squiggy:: i wish i had a million bucks

earl:: granted, you now have a million deer fighting in your living room.

earl:: i wish i didn't have to go to work.


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i start

i wish that zach would stop flirting with lance

[Spectatrix]

granted, due to zach's inattention, lance starts flirting with you

i wish that work was less boring

[FORSAKENR320]

granted, due to zach's inattention, lance starts flirting with you

i wish that work was less boring

granted. your underwear develop a strange habit of bursting into flames, and for everyone but you, it makes for a very eventful work enviroment

i wish that my back wasn't covered in bruises

[The Fanatic]

Granted. But the bruises have been replaced by oozing puss filled boils the size of baseballs...


I wish my house was clean...

[FORSAKENR320]

Granted. But the bruises have been replaced by oozing puss filled boils the size of baseballs...


I wish my house was clean...

granted, the repo men do an excellent job of removing everything from your house, even the trash.

i wish i had a cheeseburger

[Epic]

i have granted you a cheese burger and you suddenly find yourself at good burger and being eaten by a fat black guy

[Epic]

i wish for batteries!

[FORSAKENR320]

i wish for batteries!

granted. you get a life time supply of batteries for your 18" black vibrating dildo.

i wish i was at home

[FORSAKENR320]

granted. but your home is a cardboard box on the bad side of lubbock

i wish i had superpowers like on heroes

granted your special power is the ability to light your farts at enemies with incredible accuracy. you are shunned shortly after proving yourself.

i wish that i had a milkshake

[FORSAKENR320]

granted. you're now graced with a vision of dogmeat's milkshake within your head every 30 minutes

i wish i wasn't still at work

granted. you develop Parkinson's disease, and now you are twitchy at work


i wish i wasn't almost finished reading my book

[THECHICKEN]

granted. you develop Parkinson's disease, and now you are twitchy at work


i wish i wasn't almost finished reading my book

Granted, you are now blind and your finger tips fall off (brail) ... so now you can never finish reading... anything

I wish it was still warm (outside)

[FORSAKENR320]

Granted, you are now blind and your finger tips fall off (brail) ... so now you can never finish reading... anything

I wish it was still warm (outside)

granted. an arsonist practices his craft on your household while you are inside.

i wish that i could punch obama and not suffer any reprocussions

[chook]

Granted, but Hillary sees you initiative and falls in love with you.

I wish my Hair Transplant would come in.

[Psykopath]

Granted, but Hillary sees you initiative and falls in love with you.

I wish my Hair Transplant would come in.

Granted, now you have Wookie-scrotum.

I wish I had a new car.

[Spectatrix]

Granted, now you have Wookie-scrotum.

I wish I had a new car.

Granted, but your new Hummer H3 only gets 5 mpg.

I wish my docs would figure out what's wrong with me.

[Psykopath]

Granted, but your new Hummer H3 only gets 5 mpg.

I wish my docs would figure out what's wrong with me.

Granted.
You now diddle your long hidden penis and balls.


I wish I was on the fight card this Saturday in Amarillo. =/

[Mommy]

Granted.
You now diddle your long hidden penis and balls.


I wish I was on the fight card this Saturday in Amarillo. =/

Granted, but it's against new-comer to MMA, Mike Tyson.

I wish I lived closer to Fort Stewart.

[woody]

granted, but you are now a sex slave in a crack house in Ft Stewart and your the featured train for the next year

i wish i had all the gold in the world

..."i wish i was a little bit taller, i wish i was a baller"...

[FORSAKENR320]

granted, but you are now a sex slave in a crack house in Ft Stewart and your the featured train for the next year

i wish i had all the gold in the world

..."i wish i was a little bit taller, i wish i was a baller"...

granted. the world has found to make synthetic gold, and now gold is more worthless than lead, and they use it as land filler. you are so poor hobo's give YOU change.

i wish i had a girl that looked good, i would call her

[chook]

granted. the world has found to make synthetic gold, and now gold is more worthless than lead, and they use it as land filler. you are so poor hobo's give YOU change.

i wish i had a girl that looked good, i would call her

Granted, but she is post op


I wish I got rid of my belly. 19% Body fat!

[FORSAKENR320]

Granted, but she is post op


I wish I got rid of my belly. 19% Body fat!

you ruined the song, asshole

granted, zombies rip out your stomach, it's very slimming.

i wish i could look sexy in a cowboy hat

[RitalinJunkie]

you ruined the song, asshole

granted, zombies rip out your stomach, it's very slimming.

i wish i could look sexy in a cowboy hat

Granted....The village people welcome you with open arms and lubed cocks

I wish that there were some women who were decent to even look at here in south texas

[chook]

Granted, but they date only retarded rednecks.

I wish I didn't have this hangover.

[FORSAKENR320]

Granted, but they date only retarded rednecks.

I wish I didn't have this hangover.

granted, you get the penis of a japanese man, and it ios so short it can't hang over your big american balls

i wish i didn't have to just type about chucks big american balls

[RitalinJunkie]

granted, you get the penis of a japanese man, and it ios so short it can't hang over your big american balls

i wish i didn't have to just type about chucks big american balls

Granted...you start typing about his dainty twig and berries and your latent homosexuality gets the better of you....the text you write becomes a best seller in the homo-erotic romance world.


I wish i had a good bottle of vodka

[FORSAKENR320]

Granted...you start typing about his dainty twig and berries and your latent homosexuality gets the better of you....the text you write becomes a best seller in the homo-erotic romance world.


I wish i had a good bottle of vodka

granted, you HAD a good bottle of vodka... but you drank it all at that party 2 years ago....

i wish that cookie monster wasn't a sell-out and went back to eating cookies

[RitalinJunkie]

granted, you HAD a good bottle of vodka... but you drank it all at that party 2 years ago....

i wish that cookie monster wasn't a sell-out and went back to eating cookies

granted....he becomes a diabetic and starts doing sell out ads for "no prick" test strips

i wish that i was back in lubbock

[FORSAKENR320]

granted....he becomes a diabetic and starts doing sell out ads for "no prick" test strips

i wish that i was back in lubbock

granted, but then everyone moves to alice tx.

i wish i had an extra crate of 7.62x39 ammunition

[RitalinJunkie]

granted, but then everyone moves to alice tx.

i wish i had an extra crate of 7.62x39 ammunition

granted, but you end up trading it in the apocalypse for a bubble machine full of those sticky arm stretchy things

i wish this week were over

[RitalinJunkie]

granted, but then everyone moves to alice tx.

i wish i had an extra crate of 7.62x39 ammunition

granted, but you end up trading it in the apocalypse for a bubble machine full of those sticky arm stretchy things

i wish this week were over

[FORSAKENR320]

granted, but you end up trading it in the apocalypse for a bubble machine full of those sticky arm stretchy things

i wish this week were over

granted. you skip through time one week from today, you read the newspapers and it shows you having the best week of your entire life, you just can't remember it.

i wish that zach was fat

[RitalinJunkie]

granted. you skip through time one week from today, you read the newspapers and it shows you having the best week of your entire life, you just can't remember it.

i wish that zach was fat

granted, but your fetish for fucking a fat guy falls thru as he turns you down for chuck

i wish people would actually raise their children rather than fuck, then leave their hellspawn with an incompotent grandma

[FORSAKENR320]

granted, but your fetish for fucking a fat guy falls thru as he turns you down for chuck

i wish people would actually raise their children rather than fuck, then leave their hellspawn with an incompotent grandma

granted. most mothers can now military press 200lbs because of raising their children about their heads.

i wish that jesus would come back, so we could ask him "what the fuck?"

[RitalinJunkie]

granted. most mothers can now military press 200lbs because of raising their children about their heads.

i wish that jesus would come back, so we could ask him "what the fuck?"

granted....
he returns the question...pointing to the nail holes in his hands....which actually makes the bitchslap he gives you more aerodynamic.....he slaps you into good health at least


i wish that i had the job I want

[FORSAKENR320]

granted....
he returns the question...pointing to the nail holes in his hands....which actually makes the bitchslap he gives you more aerodynamic.....he slaps you into good health at least


i wish that i had the job I want

granted, but you are fired shortly after it's discovered your snowcones have an unusually excessive semen content.

i wish that jessica wasn't a slut.

[chook]

granted, but you are fired shortly after it's discovered your snowcones have an unusually excessive semen content.

i wish that jessica wasn't a slut.

Granted, but you cause dogmeat to commit suicide because of his loss.

I wish I was in Dallas or anywhere in Texas next week.

[FORSAKENR320]

Granted, but you cause dogmeat to commit suicide because of his loss.

I wish I was in Dallas or anywhere in Texas next week.

granted, you are here in lubbock, and you join us for d&d. sadly, after you return home you find out from a friend that 3 really hot asian chicks wanted you to be a judge on which one of them could fuck the best.

i wish that i could be the judge on which of 3 hot asian chicks fuck the best....

[RitalinJunkie]

granted, you are here in lubbock, and you join us for d&d. sadly, after you return home you find out from a friend that 3 really hot asian chicks wanted you to be a judge on which one of them could fuck the best.

i wish that i could be the judge on which of 3 hot asian chicks fuck the best....

granted....have fun with the Ghona-syphi-herpilAIDs

i wish that i could get drunk and build a great musical instrument like ghastly (without the whole being gay part)

[FORSAKENR320]

granted....have fun with the Ghona-syphi-herpilAIDs

i wish that i could get drunk and build a great musical instrument like ghastly (without the whole being gay part)

granted, you only get most of the being gay part


i wish that i could tie a puppy in a knot

[RitalinJunkie]

granted, you only get most of the being gay part


i wish that i could tie a puppy in a knot

granted, but your dream of puppy shoelaces is a little derailed by the fact that the puppy eats your shoes.

i would like some pie right now

[moebary]

granted, but your dream of puppy shoelaces is a little derailed by the fact that the puppy eats your shoes.

i would like some pie right now

granted, you get her pie

i wish for a great job when i'm done my master's

[RitalinJunkie]

granted, you get her pie

i wish for a great job when i'm done my master's

granted...you do well as the bottom in a BDSM relationship and your skill at licking semen off a boot gets you promoted to the job of your dreams..

i wish that my truck had a badass sound system

[Spectatrix]

granted...you do well as the bottom in a BDSM relationship and your skill at licking semen off a boot gets you promoted to the job of your dreams..

i wish that my truck had a badass sound system

Granted, but you go deaf in both ears before the installation is finished.

I wish I'd brought a bit more for lunch.

[RitalinJunkie]

Granted, but you go deaf in both ears before the installation is finished.

I wish I'd brought a bit more for lunch.

granted, but you stay hungry since it isnt much more than a byte

i wish i were drunk right now

[FORSAKENR320]

granted, but you stay hungry since it isnt much more than a byte

i wish i were drunk right now

granted, you're transformed into a sorority slut, and your new life of bar hopping, sleeping with proffessors for grades, and getting banged like a snare drum everynight by popped collar frat guys leaves you with emotional trama that you take out on your bastard children whom you're lucky enough to have narrowed down the father to 1 of 5 guys, too bad you can't remember their names.

i wish that my food was finished cooking