 ODD THINGS YOU HEAR PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT |
| ODD THINGS YOU HEAR PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT |
 Aug 5 2008, 05:31 PM
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 GORILLA FLUFFER  Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50  |
so i walked by these 2 girls who were walking past me in the other direction, and they were talking about sex i suppose.
ANYWAY:: the odd thing, (and i swear it's the truth) i overheard one of them refer to cum as "Happy-Penis-Squeeze"  i'm gonna add that to my vernacular... --------------------  QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM)  but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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Aug 5 2008, 05:35 PM
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 New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15 |
For such occasions, Dogmeat needs to have his friends carry around his "business card" with his phone number on it. Then, when his friends come across said sluts, they can hand the sluts Dogmeat's phone number. Sluts get fucked. Dogmeat gets his penis wet. You do your good deed for the day. Everybody wins.
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Aug 5 2008, 09:04 PM
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 Why so serious? Group: Global Moderators Posts: 5,286 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Fate, TX Member No.: 4 |
QUOTE (Mommy @ Aug 5 2008, 06:35 PM) For such occasions, Dogmeat needs to have his friends carry around his "business card" with his phone number on it. Then, when his friends come across said sluts, they can hand the sluts Dogmeat's phone number. Sluts get fucked. Dogmeat gets his penis wet. You do your good deed for the day. Everybody wins. *internet high-five* -------------------- |
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Aug 9 2008, 02:30 AM
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 DEATH TO ....something? Group: Members Posts: 5,618 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Parker, CO Member No.: 55 |
we talked all abougt girls' vaginas tonite.
i want to sexually FUCK THE LIVING FUCK out of a girls' vagina. this would be neat. my penis would CUM... inside of a girls' vagina... yay! what's reall funny about this is zach is sitting within touching distance yet he has no idea whatsover what I'm about tod do..... lucky him 
-------------------- I r Ur Gawd!
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Aug 12 2008, 02:58 PM
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 Eric The Sexy Group: Moderators Posts: 831 Joined: 23-February 06 Member No.: 30 |
heard two gay guys talking about butt sex
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Aug 15 2008, 10:58 AM
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DEATH TO ....something? Group: Members Posts: 5,618 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Parker, CO Member No.: 55 |
QUOTE (Mommy @ Aug 5 2008, 05:35 PM) For such occasions, Dogmeat needs to have his friends carry around his "business card" with his phone number on it. Then, when his friends come across said sluts, they can hand the sluts Dogmeat's phone number. Sluts get fucked. Dogmeat gets his penis wet. You do your good deed for the day. Everybody wins. ....Come over to my house right now. -------------------- I r Ur Gawd!
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Aug 15 2008, 11:54 AM
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New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15 |
QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Aug 15 2008, 11:58 AM) ....Come over to my house right now. pshhh I ain't no slut.
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Aug 15 2008, 11:58 AM
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 Group: Members Posts: 5,275 Joined: 22-February 06 Member No.: 2 |
QUOTE (Mommy @ Aug 15 2008, 12:54 PM) pshhh I ain't no slut. that's not what that group of 42 cross-dressing midgets told me |
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Aug 15 2008, 12:20 PM
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New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15 |
QUOTE (Watchman @ Aug 15 2008, 12:58 PM) that's not what that group of 42 cross-dressing midgets told me Stop hanging out at the midget cross-dressing nudie bar.
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Aug 15 2008, 04:09 PM
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I was raised on the dairy, BITCH! Group: Members Posts: 3,080 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Cedar Park Member No.: 49 |
QUOTE (moebary @ Aug 12 2008, 03:58 PM) heard two gay guys talking about butt sex and where were you while this was happening -------------------- "Ah, y'know it's funny, these people they go to sleep, they think everything's fine, everything's good. They wake up the next day and they're on fire."
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Aug 15 2008, 06:42 PM
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Why so serious? Group: Global Moderators Posts: 5,286 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Fate, TX Member No.: 4 |
QUOTE (pysex @ Aug 15 2008, 05:09 PM) and where were you while this was happening buttsexing you. you talk in your drunken sleep, Alex.
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Aug 16 2008, 01:36 AM
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DEATH TO ....something? Group: Members Posts: 5,618 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Parker, CO Member No.: 55 |
QUOTE (Mommy @ Aug 15 2008, 11:54 AM) pshhh I ain't no slut. Even better 
-------------------- I r Ur Gawd!
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Aug 16 2008, 07:14 PM
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Group: Members Posts: 5,275 Joined: 22-February 06 Member No.: 2 |
found this on a "things people hear" website
http://notalwaysright.com/a-little-bit-too-honest-there/1091 QUOTE Customer: “Hi, can you tell me where I can find a jock, like for playing baseball?”
Me: “Oh, you mean a protective cup? Sure, they’re right over here.” Customer: “Thanks. Oh, are there sizes?” Me: “Yeah, they’re–” Customer: *whispers* “I think I’m a small.” Me: “They’re according to waistband.” Customer: “Oh…” Me: “I’ll be over there if you need anything else.” |
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Aug 17 2008, 10:23 AM
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 Oh baby bring me down Group: Agents Posts: 4,115 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Way out yonder Member No.: 68 |
Lnace Plays Baseball?
-------------------- Southern Rock, beer and bears!
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Aug 17 2008, 11:53 AM
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Group: Members Posts: 5,275 Joined: 22-February 06 Member No.: 2 |
of course i play baseball, i'm always the pitcher and you're always the catcher
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