How much more uncomfortable can flying get? Options

[Mommy]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20080610/ts_al...ty_080610211153

These are now going to be used in 10 aiports around the country. I find this to be very disturbing. Oh, and btw, how can I get a job with the TSA?


In all seriousness, though, TSA is a god damn joke.

[Spectatrix]

Face is masked, huh? So... people will start carrying bomb parts in their mouths?

[impala454]

yeah supposedly you'll be able to see everything. I was reading comments on this somewhere and a guy said: "Man I'm gonna work up a huge boner before I go into the thing, and see what they say"

[Mommy]

If they already get to see the rest of me, I don't see what the point of hiding my face is. I know they think it will provide us with a sense of being anonymous, but really by that point, I think I'm beyond being humiliated any further.

[jonathan83]

it says you'd get the choice of the scan or the traditional pat-down.
i think i'd choose the latter. i agree its too personal and creepy.

[Mommy]

it says you'd get the choice of the scan or the traditional pat-down.
i think i'd choose the latter. i agree its too personal and creepy.

I bet within 6 months the option is taken away. It seems to mee they are trying to eliminate the patdown.

[woody]

if i have to go through one of these things i'm gonna stuff a sock in my crotch and see what they say

[impala454]

yeah it'd be fun to write notes on yourself and see if they see them.
write

"I'M A TURRURISST!" with a magic marker on your chest

[Mommy]

I wonder if its color images.... I would use a brown magic marker to color all over my butt to make it look like I have madd poopies

[impala454]

there is a couple of example pics somewhere, its nasty

[jonathan83]

i saw the pics and they arent colored, so i dont think they'd see any colorings on your body, but what do i know.
would it even be possible to see colors through your clothes anyway??

[Mommy]

Yeah, I just looked up the pics. Not as bad as I imagined, but still...

I just see this as a violation of our rights

[jonathan83]

pics!

[Mommy]

I like this article because it tells you how to conceal stuff still....heh
http://www.usatoday.com/printedition/news/...yscan06.art.htm

The scanners do a good job seeing under clothing but cannot see through plastic or rubber materials that resemble skin, said Peter Siegel, a senior scientist at the California Institute of Technology.

"You probably could find very common materials that you could wrap around you that would effectively obscure things," Siegel said.

I'd hit that

[Hartmann]

ugh... more reason to hate the TSA.

If I am not in a hurry I intentionally go through security and claim I do not have ID.

Now they're putting a stop to that, saying that people can go through security without ID but those that have ID and claim not to will not be allowed through.

[James]

ugh... more reason to hate the TSA.

If I am not in a hurry I intentionally go through security and claim I do not have ID.

Now they're putting a stop to that, saying that people can go through security without ID but those that have ID and claim not to will not be allowed through.

If you say you have no ID, how will they know?

[chook]

I wonder if its color images.... I would use a brown magic marker to color all over my butt to make it look like I have madd poopies

That made my day!

to answer the question, going into labor would make it moer uncomfortable.

[Mommy]

That made my day!

to answer the question, going into labor would make it moer uncomfortable.

OMG!!!! I should go to one of those airports when I'm 9 cms dialated and start pushing when they are screening me and looking at my nudie parts. That could solve this problem... blood and guts and baby and a placenta.

Either that or I should create a rubber attach on penis for them to find. That would frighten the hell out of me if I saw some prego chick with a penis.

[Hartmann]

If you say you have no ID, how will they know?

They can search you... It's stupid, I know.

[theIncredibleEdi...]

Go through wearing huge metal cockrings.

I'm talking full-on ball stretchers here. Ones that require an Allen wrench.

[Inferia]

this much more comfortable?

[Hartmann]

this much more comfortable?

Well, if you can afford the $25,000 first class ticket or the $13,000 business class ticket

[Mommy]

Go through wearing huge metal cockrings.

I'm talking full-on ball stretchers here. Ones that require an Allen wrench.

Don't forget about the woman they made take out her nipple rings though!

[schwab]

honestly, that looks like an x-ray, i could care less. but of course, people claim that you will be able to see "everything" on the media and freak out.

[impala454]

looks like an x-ray?!? are you kidding?

[schwab]

looks like an x-ray?!? are you kidding?

yeah a little understatement there, but honestly, you cant really see details of anything, you can see just as much outlines as you can see from what people wear in everyday clothes there.

[impala454]

well from what I understand (saw something about this on TV) you actually can see nipples, cocks, everything. it's just that they program the software to blur them out.

[Spectatrix]

Eh, I understand how people would be uncomfortable with this, but I'd rather get scanned than get pseudo-groped with a pat-down. But I've never had trouble going through security, so... *shrugs*

I'm just too darn cute!

[impala454]

I'd think you'd get pulled aside for a groping all the time

[Mommy]

It's probably like that story of Goldilocks and the three bears...

Someone like me passes through security and doesn't get screened because they say "these boobs are too small."
Then someone like Christine passes through security and doesn't get screened because they say "these boobs are too big."
Then someone with a C cup passes through security and gets screened because they say "these boobs are just right."

I never have gotten patted down either.

[Spectatrix]

It's probably like that story of Goldilocks and the three bears...

Someone like me passes through security and doesn't get screened because they say "these boobs are too small."
Then someone like Christine passes through security and doesn't get screened because they say "these boobs are too big."
Then someone with a C cup passes through security and gets screened because they say "these boobs are just right."

I never have gotten patted down either.

So... are you saying I *shouldn't* get a breast reduction?

[impala454]

Breast reductions should be illegal.



























Unless you're ugly

[Mommy]

the more the merrier... that rule applies to boobs too.... Unless you are like that fat broad that sat on Weeman in Jackass 2. SCREW THAT

[nickluto]

the more the merrier... that rule applies to boobs too.... Unless you are like that fat broad that sat on Weeman in Jackass 2. SCREW THAT

depends on if they're built for speed or comfort.

im all about a set of B/C's

more than a handful is a waste

[Mommy]

depends on if they're built for speed or comfort.

im all about a set of B/C's

more than a handful is a waste

I'm just saying if you're really blessed, don't reduce 'em

[Spectatrix]

I'm just saying if you're really blessed, don't reduce 'em

It's a curse, not a blessing. Clothes shopping is bloody impossible.

[Mommy]

It's a curse, not a blessing. Clothes shopping is bloody impossible.

Try being skinny and pregnant. I can't wear maternity clothes because my sholders are too small. I can't wear regular clothes cuz my tummy is too big. My boobs grew though! WOOT!

[chook]

My old roommate had it done, she had something like EE and it just hurt her back. If its big enough to cause stretch marks, then yeah its too big.

[Spectatrix]

I don't think I really have stretch marks (maybe a couple), but mine grew at a fairly regular pace. My size fluctuates between E (aka DD) and F. But my band size is like... 34/36 (small for the cup size).