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Dogmeat
post Mar 11 2008, 09:13 PM
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Given the trend among black folks in the last 30 years or so to make up rediculous names for their children for the sole purpose that these names sound "black", it's come to my attention that white people need to pick up the pace.

These names that black people are giving themselves sound "black" and are supposed to represent black heritage I am guessing, even though most of them just sound rediculous.

I say we white people start naming our children rediculous white person names!

Here are some I came up with:

Beese
Bawrn
Roost
Kwiss
Argthar

I guess now that I think about it we could just start naming our children after characters from World of Warcraft.

Nevermind I'll just do that.

That was we'll win the award for having more rediculous names than black people are getting these days now! HA HAAAAAAAA!!!!


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Mommy
post Mar 12 2008, 10:44 AM
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The other day, my hubby asked him to help name his WoW character. I said "purple nurple," but he said it has to sound cool kinda like LOTR... So then I said "Todo Faggins" and he took away my naming privileges. sad.gif
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post Mar 12 2008, 11:18 AM
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People call me Willdo Baggins. I didn't know it was a goddamn LOTR reference

I'mma start having to punch some bitches in the throat for this


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post Mar 12 2008, 11:31 AM
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I like your last name nickname... Twatson!
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post Mar 12 2008, 02:33 PM
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QUOTE (Jessica @ Mar 12 2008, 12:31 PM) *
I like your last name nickname... Twatson!



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post Mar 12 2008, 02:49 PM
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QUOTE (FORSAKENR320 @ Mar 12 2008, 02:33 PM) *
fitting


Your last name is Hobgood. That sounds like a gay wizard from dungeons & dragons

I hope your mana is strong, fruitcake


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post Mar 12 2008, 02:50 PM
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names like Britney?

There's a guy at my job whose last name is Bastardo....for reals. It makes me giggle....

and theres another guy whose last name is Aguillon, but when he prints to the main printer a cover sheet comes out with the name "Faguillon".. That makes me giggle more
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post Mar 12 2008, 02:54 PM
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QUOTE (Oasis @ Mar 12 2008, 03:49 PM) *
Your last name is Hobgood. That sounds like a gay wizard from dungeons & dragons

I hope your mana is strong, fruitcake



actually my last name is Welsh, and means "one who fights with the light of God"


i admit, it's an odd last name. but i've never had anyone think they had reason to nickname me "Twatson"


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but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW
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ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded.


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post Mar 12 2008, 02:59 PM
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QUOTE (FORSAKENR320 @ Mar 12 2008, 02:54 PM) *
actually my last name is Welsh, and means "one who fights with the light of God"
i admit, it's an odd last name. but i've never had anyone think they had reason to nickname me "Twatson"


Perhaps that's because your last name isn't Watson


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post Mar 12 2008, 03:00 PM
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QUOTE (Oasis @ Mar 12 2008, 03:59 PM) *
Perhaps that's because your last name isn't Watson


or maybe it's because i don't act like a twat as often as you


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but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW
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ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded.


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post Mar 12 2008, 03:01 PM
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QUOTE (FORSAKENR320 @ Mar 12 2008, 03:00 PM) *
or maybe it's because i don't act like a twat as often as you




Twatness


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post Mar 12 2008, 04:00 PM
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Twatness....awesome
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post Mar 12 2008, 05:05 PM
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my last name is "Badass"

Say it with me .... "BaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaDaaaaaaaaaaaaaaass" smile.gif


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post Mar 13 2008, 10:00 AM
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I like Hrothgar...

seriously
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post Mar 13 2008, 10:04 AM
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QUOTE (cupcake @ Mar 13 2008, 11:00 AM) *
I like Hrothgar...

seriously



Sounds like the name of some warrior who carries a broadsword and a battleaxe......
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post Mar 13 2008, 10:34 AM
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it is

ever read beowulf?
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post Mar 13 2008, 10:46 AM
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QUOTE (theIncredibleEdibleDuane @ Mar 13 2008, 10:04 AM) *
Sounds like the name of some warrior who carries a broadsword and a battleaxe......


Who happens to be gay


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post Mar 13 2008, 06:08 PM
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I remember when I worked with a guy named Clint. everyone always said "Twat's that Clit, I cunt hear you."

Ah, those were the good ole' days. biggrin.gif


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REAL MEN DO NOT NEED INSTRUCTIONS

YOU WERE BEING PUNISHED BY GOD FOR EVEN THINKING ABOUT READING THE INSTRUCTIONS

HAD YOU JUST THROWN THEM AWAY LIKE YOU SHOULD HAVE GOD WOULD NOT HAVE KILLED YOUR TV

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post Mar 13 2008, 06:19 PM
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How about names from old norse tales:


Ive never heard of any brothas named: Gunnar, Njal, Hrólf, or Sigurd


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post Mar 13 2008, 07:04 PM
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Higlard
Hilgard
Lidpart


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post Mar 13 2008, 07:07 PM
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Bet your ass no black person has ever named their kid that


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post Mar 13 2008, 09:52 PM
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white people should take over the names from american gladiator. "Blazer, Lazer, Phaser! dinners ready!"


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post Mar 14 2008, 04:35 PM
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