 Cows and sheep are opposites!!!!! |
| Cows and sheep are opposites!!!!! |
 Sep 11 2007, 01:59 PM
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 DEATH TO ....something? Group: Members Posts: 5,618 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Parker, CO Member No.: 55  |
Cows and sheep are opp-o-sites!
Opp-o-sites! Opp-o-sites! Cows and sheep are opp-o-sites! This I do declare! Yes ladies and gentlemen, it has come to my knowledge recently that despite popular belief, cows and SHEEP are opposites! Not cows and HORSES. Yes folks, in actuality cows and SHEEP are opposites! I've found new vigor in life now that I've realized it! In fact so much so I put together that little tune at the beginning of this post! Now! Somebody ...................SHOOT ME! -------------------- I r Ur Gawd!
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Sep 11 2007, 02:47 PM
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What's really funny is that I saw the title of this topic and knew you were the one to have started it without even glancing at the "topic starter" field...
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Sep 11 2007, 08:28 PM
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DEATH TO ....something? Group: Members Posts: 5,618 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Parker, CO Member No.: 55 |
QUOTE (Spectatrix @ Sep 11 2007, 02:47 PM)  What's really funny is that I saw the title of this topic and knew you were the one to have started it without even glancing at the "topic starter" field... Hey Christine, how tall are you? -------------------- I r Ur Gawd!
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Sep 11 2007, 08:31 PM
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Group: Admin Posts: 6,906 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Austin Member No.: 9 |
About 5' 7", why?
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Sep 11 2007, 08:36 PM
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DEATH TO ....something? Group: Members Posts: 5,618 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Parker, CO Member No.: 55 |
QUOTE (Spectatrix @ Sep 11 2007, 08:31 PM) About 5' 7", why? BLAST! I was hoping you were at least 5'10" ... You see, I'm trying to find my bride! She must be taller than average you see. This is imperative for my goal of creating MONSTEROUS POWER-CHILDREN that I can mold and shape into a vehicle for helping me take over the world! You see, a woman of your intelligence would most likley birth very intelligent children, however, there exists a gamble on the physical size and strength of the children we would have! I wish to be sure to create MONSTEROUS POWER-CHILDREN therefore I must make sure my bride is not only highly intelligent but also tall! Alas, I am sorry, but I cannot mate with you at this time 
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Sep 11 2007, 08:40 PM
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Alas, I am devastated at this news.
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Sep 11 2007, 08:42 PM
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DEATH TO ....something? Group: Members Posts: 5,618 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Parker, CO Member No.: 55 |
QUOTE (Spectatrix @ Sep 11 2007, 08:40 PM) Alas, I am devastated at this news. :rollseyes: You should laugh at the sillyness of all this instead of being devastated ... it's not good to be devastated
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Sep 11 2007, 09:28 PM
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 Group: Members Posts: 10,620 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Houston, TX Member No.: 48 |
i wanna find me a 5'10" chick too, maybe the kids will be 7' and will make millions playin bball
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Sep 11 2007, 09:31 PM
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 New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15 |
haha omg Christine. thats so funny you said that because I thought the same thing....regarding your first post in this thread
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Sep 12 2007, 10:25 AM
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DEATH TO ....something? Group: Members Posts: 5,618 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Parker, CO Member No.: 55 |
QUOTE (Jessica @ Sep 11 2007, 09:31 PM) haha omg Christine. thats so funny you said that because I thought the same thing....regarding your first post in this thread Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...............how tall are you? -------------------- I r Ur Gawd!
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Sep 12 2007, 10:46 AM
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New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15 |
5'8
Still not prime mating material. Sorry to disappoint. |
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Sep 12 2007, 10:55 AM
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DEATH TO ....something? Group: Members Posts: 5,618 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Parker, CO Member No.: 55 |
QUOTE (Jessica @ Sep 12 2007, 10:46 AM) 5'8 Still not prime mating material. Sorry to disappoint. this article is about something I find entertaining http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20725154/ -------------------- I r Ur Gawd!
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Sep 12 2007, 11:05 AM
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New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15 |
haha. that headline is awesome for an MSNBC article.
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Sep 12 2007, 12:53 PM
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dogmeat...
the next time you are about to click "new topic"...don't. |
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Sep 12 2007, 12:58 PM
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DEATH TO ....something? Group: Members Posts: 5,618 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Parker, CO Member No.: 55 |
QUOTE (cupcake @ Sep 12 2007, 12:53 PM) dogmeat... the next time you are about to click "new topic"...don't. *POOF* you're a kangaroo! Hop around now, hop around! -------------------- I r Ur Gawd!
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Sep 12 2007, 01:33 PM
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New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15 |
haha. If I didnt know better I would think Dogmeat is on shrooms. Fortunately, i know better
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Sep 12 2007, 02:06 PM
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QUOTE (cupcake @ Sep 12 2007, 01:53 PM) dogmeat... the next time you are about to click "new topic"...don't. 
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Sep 12 2007, 03:27 PM
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Group: Members Posts: 10,620 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Houston, TX Member No.: 48 |
QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Sep 12 2007, 11:55 AM) QUOTE The bouncing, in some cases with breasts weighing 20 pounds or more, can prove painful and damaging to the limited natural support system.  20 lb tits!?!? ok girls (*cough* christine *cough*) time to break out the scale... that sounds kinda unbelievable. |
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Sep 12 2007, 03:55 PM
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QUOTE (impala454 @ Sep 12 2007, 04:27 PM) 20 lb tits!?!? ok girls (*cough* christine *cough*) time to break out the scale... that sounds kinda unbelievable. Maybe I will! 
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Sep 12 2007, 09:23 PM
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DEATH TO ....something? Group: Members Posts: 5,618 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Parker, CO Member No.: 55 |
QUOTE (Spectatrix @ Sep 12 2007, 03:55 PM) Maybe I will! Can I help? -------------------- I r Ur Gawd!
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Sep 12 2007, 10:14 PM
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New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15 |
haha
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Sep 12 2007, 11:27 PM
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so dogmeat, how are cows and sheeps opposites? please enlighten us.
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Sep 13 2007, 06:40 AM
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 GORILLA FLUFFER  Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
QUOTE (Spectatrix @ Sep 12 2007, 04:55 PM) Maybe I will! it really is too damn bad that no one OUT OF ALL THE PERVERTS ON THIS SITE!!!!!! decided to save a picture of your boobs when you posted them..... --------------------  QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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Sep 13 2007, 06:47 AM
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Group: Admin Posts: 6,906 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Austin Member No.: 9 |
Really? I count that as a blessing.
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Sep 13 2007, 06:48 AM
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GORILLA FLUFFER Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
QUOTE (Spectatrix @ Sep 13 2007, 07:47 AM) Really? I count that as a blessing. thats because you get to see your titties everyday! you are taking your titties for granted! shame on you! DIDN'T YOUR MOTHER EVER TEACH YOU HOW TO SHARE?!!! -------------------- QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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Sep 13 2007, 06:49 AM
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Group: Admin Posts: 6,906 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Austin Member No.: 9 |
Nah, my mother was a selfish bitch and I am too.
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Sep 13 2007, 09:20 AM
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Group: Members Posts: 10,620 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Houston, TX Member No.: 48 |
i saved the pic but lost it in a reformat
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Sep 13 2007, 01:01 PM
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New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15 |
ya'll are freaking pervs. seriously, who does that?
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Sep 13 2007, 01:14 PM
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Group: Members Posts: 10,620 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Houston, TX Member No.: 48 |
what? save titty pics on their computer?
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Sep 13 2007, 03:27 PM
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GORILLA FLUFFER Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
QUOTE (Jessica @ Sep 13 2007, 02:01 PM) ya'll are freaking pervs. seriously, who does that? SHUT UP WHORE AND SHOW ME YOUR TITS -------------------- QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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Sep 13 2007, 05:21 PM
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DEATH TO ....something? Group: Members Posts: 5,618 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Parker, CO Member No.: 55 |
Hey Christine, do I remind you of David Lee Roth?
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Sep 13 2007, 05:38 PM
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QUOTE (Spectatrix @ Sep 11 2007, 03:47 PM) What's really funny is that I saw the title of this topic and knew you were the one to have started it without even glancing at the "topic starter" field... Funny, I saw who started the topic and new it would be retarded before I ever opened it. I think Dogmeat should be banned because he did not post a source to support his claim. -------------------- LANCE IS PRO-CENSORSHIP! HE IS CENSORING MY LOVE FOR THE LORD!
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Sep 13 2007, 05:41 PM
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QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Sep 13 2007, 06:21 PM) Hey Christine, do I remind you of David Lee Roth?  QUOTE (JRockTTU @ Sep 13 2007, 06:38 PM) Funny, I saw who started the topic and new it would be retarded before I ever opened it. I think Dogmeat should be banned because he did not post a source to support his claim.
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Sep 13 2007, 05:43 PM
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DEATH TO ....something? Group: Members Posts: 5,618 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Parker, CO Member No.: 55 |
QUOTE (JRockTTU @ Sep 13 2007, 05:38 PM) Funny, I saw who started the topic and new it would be retarded before I ever opened it. I think Dogmeat should be banned because he did not post a source to support his claim. Hush! I'm more important than you. -------------------- I r Ur Gawd!
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Sep 13 2007, 05:45 PM
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New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15 |
QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Sep 13 2007, 06:43 PM) Hush! speaking of the devil, that sounds like a title to a David Lee Roth song.
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Sep 13 2007, 05:47 PM
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DEATH TO ....something? Group: Members Posts: 5,618 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Parker, CO Member No.: 55 |
QUOTE (Jessica @ Sep 13 2007, 05:45 PM) speaking of the devil, that sounds like a title to a David Lee Roth song. Yes....I'm trying to remind Christine of David Lee Roth here, but I'm not sure I'm doing it. I guess I need to start telling her she's a Yankee Rose or something.....that otta get her! -------------------- I r Ur Gawd!
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Sep 13 2007, 05:59 PM
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New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15 |
QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Sep 13 2007, 06:47 PM) Yes....I'm trying to remind Christine of David Lee Roth here, but I'm not sure I'm doing it. Oh baby, just you shut your mouthI guess I need to start telling her she's a Yankee Rose or something.....that otta get her! oh wait, dammit thats David Bowie
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Sep 13 2007, 08:58 PM
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DEATH TO ....something? Group: Members Posts: 5,618 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Parker, CO Member No.: 55 |
QUOTE (Jessica @ Sep 13 2007, 05:59 PM) Oh baby, just you shut your mouth oh wait, dammit thats David Bowie WHOoOOOoOOOoooOOOOAaaaaAAAaaaaAAAAhhHHHHh!!!! SHeeeeeEEEEeeeeEEEE'S BeeeAAAAuuUUuuTiiiIIiiFUL!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAND SHE LOOKS WIIIIIIIILD!!!! WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLD!!!!! WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -------------------- I r Ur Gawd!
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Sep 14 2007, 02:03 AM
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QUOTE (Jessica @ Sep 13 2007, 06:59 PM) Oh baby, just you shut your mouth oh wait, dammit thats David Bowie You remind me of the baby What baby? the baby with the power What power? power of voodoo Who do? you do Do what? remind me of the baby http://magicdance.ytmnd.com/ with the song 
-------------------- QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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Sep 14 2007, 07:05 AM
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QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Sep 13 2007, 06:21 PM) Hey Christine, do I remind you of David Lee Roth? Who? -------------------- |
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Sep 14 2007, 08:24 AM
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i sure see a bunch of christine posts and no weight information yet
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Sep 14 2007, 12:30 PM
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DEATH TO ....something? Group: Members Posts: 5,618 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Parker, CO Member No.: 55 |
QUOTE (Spectatrix @ Sep 14 2007, 07:05 AM) Who?   
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Sep 14 2007, 01:10 PM
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 Let's Bother Snape!!! Group: Members Posts: 1,598 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Albuquerque, NM Member No.: 10 |
Say the opposite, say the opposite say the same thing say the same thing
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Sep 14 2007, 02:29 PM
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QUOTE (impala454 @ Sep 14 2007, 09:24 AM) i sure see a bunch of christine posts and no weight information yet That's because my scale sucks. QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Sep 14 2007, 01:30 PM) Oh. Well then, no. -------------------- |
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Sep 14 2007, 02:44 PM
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New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15 |
this thread cracks me up
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Sep 14 2007, 02:45 PM
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DEATH TO ....something? Group: Members Posts: 5,618 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Parker, CO Member No.: 55 |
QUOTE (Spectatrix @ Sep 14 2007, 02:29 PM) That's because my scale sucks. Oh. Well then, no. GOD DAMMIT! I'm trying my damndest and I am failing! ok I'm taking this to IM! -------------------- I r Ur Gawd!
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