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post Sep 11 2007, 10:24 AM
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Jessica cheated on Will before they broke up! That's probably why they broke up... she was bangin' some Mexican bedridden guy who was in a car accident.

I hereby state my allegiance to all mankind, we must rise up and defeat all the evil women who are cheaters. Also, Will has permission NOT to give Jessica back her stuff or money that he may or may not owe her.

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post Sep 11 2007, 10:27 AM
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I hate you, Lance. lol...
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post Sep 11 2007, 10:27 AM
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hehehe hypocrite.gif whistling.gif
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post Sep 11 2007, 10:30 AM
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I didnt cheat on Will. He just likes to think that because it makes it easier to get over me.
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post Sep 11 2007, 10:33 AM
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Oh come on, you don't need to lie. It's in your blood/DNA to cheat, you're female. You were probably physically banging Will but was emotionally cheating with this other guy... then you decide you'd rather bang him than Will. I bet you and the guy had plenty of Starbucks "dates" behind Will's back.
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post Sep 11 2007, 10:35 AM
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I hate starbucks.
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post Sep 11 2007, 10:43 AM
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post Sep 11 2007, 10:54 AM
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QUOTE (Jessica @ Sep 11 2007, 11:35 AM) *
I hate starbucks.


Amen

Their coffee always tastes "burnt"


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post Sep 11 2007, 11:27 AM
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i fucked will while they were dating.

and lets just say i wasn't the first in that "every man's land"
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post Sep 11 2007, 01:41 PM
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DEATH TO ....something?


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post Sep 11 2007, 01:42 PM
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Jessica and I have long harbored a secret relationship.

A fruit so forbidden, serpent Lucifer himself was envious.

Our cover was kept up via our interweb "fights", but afterwards we'd make passionate monkey-love.

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post Sep 11 2007, 02:38 PM
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I thought up a new weird word!

"Abyesis"

Pronounced "A-bye-sis"

Isn't that weird?


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post Sep 11 2007, 07:37 PM
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QUOTE (zetec @ Sep 11 2007, 02:42 PM) *
Jessica and I have long harbored a secret relationship.

A fruit so forbidden, serpent Lucifer himself was envious.

Our cover was kept up via our interweb "fights", but afterwards we'd make passionate monkey-love.

shhh.
It's true. I can't deny you any longer. Zetec, I L-word you
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post Sep 11 2007, 07:46 PM
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And I Lesbian you too, Jessica.


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QUOTE (Jessica @ Sep 11 2007, 08:37 PM) *
It's true. I can't deny you any longer. Zetec, I L-word you


Loathe? Lesbian?
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post Sep 11 2007, 08:11 PM
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two new developments:



jessica is a lesbian


and zetec is a woman


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post Sep 11 2007, 08:23 PM
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QUOTE (Jessica @ Sep 11 2007, 08:37 PM) *
I L-word you

loathe?
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QUOTE (pysex @ Sep 11 2007, 09:11 PM) *
two new developments:
jessica is a lesbian
and zetec is a woman

When are you going to tell us the new developments?


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post Sep 11 2007, 09:35 PM
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QUOTE (impala454 @ Sep 11 2007, 09:23 PM) *
loathe?
exactly wink.gif
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QUOTE (Dr. Gonzo @ Sep 11 2007, 10:54 AM) *
Amen

Their coffee always tastes "burnt"

That's why they're called Charbucks.


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post Sep 11 2007, 10:07 PM
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QUOTE (JRockTTU @ Sep 11 2007, 10:01 PM) *
When are you going to tell us the new developments?


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post Sep 11 2007, 10:08 PM
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so now im a lying cheating whorish lesbian!?!?!?!

wow! i suck
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post Sep 11 2007, 10:11 PM
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QUOTE (Jessica @ Sep 11 2007, 11:08 PM) *
i suck

i bet
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post Sep 11 2007, 10:12 PM
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post Sep 11 2007, 10:18 PM
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QUOTE (impala454 @ Sep 11 2007, 11:11 PM) *
i bet
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QUOTE (Jessica @ Sep 11 2007, 11:08 PM) *
so now im a lying cheating whorish lesbian!?!?!?!

wow! i suck


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Goddammit, Brandon, you know better...


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QUOTE (Spectatrix @ Sep 12 2007, 08:24 AM) *
Goddammit, Brandon, you know better...


i need a big tittied spankin'...... winky.gif



actually it was the first post i've made in over 4 days... figured i'd announce my presence again.


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but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW
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post Sep 12 2007, 09:17 AM
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QUOTE (Dr. Gonzo @ Sep 11 2007, 11:54 AM) *
Amen

Their coffee always tastes "burnt"


I am not defending Starbuck's in any way but there is a reason it tastes "burnt". They actually use more coffee in the makers than what most people are used to so the bitterness is stronger and comes across as burnt.

I think the coffee is too acidic and seems to linger around in my mouth (coffee shouldn't do that).


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post Sep 12 2007, 10:44 AM
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Am I the only one that thinks coffee is absolutely disgusting? I have never tried it, but the sheer thought of it makes me sick. It smells ok, but looks like poopy chalk. I cant imagine drinking it....
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QUOTE (Jessica @ Sep 12 2007, 11:44 AM) *
Am I the only one that thinks coffee is absolutely disgusting? I have never tried it, but the sheer thought of it makes me sick. It smells ok, but looks like poopy chalk. I cant imagine drinking it....


you have some really weird aversion to normal foods


why?


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because jessica is a slut
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post Sep 12 2007, 11:07 AM
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QUOTE (pysex @ Sep 12 2007, 12:05 PM) *
you have some really weird aversion to normal foods


why?
I have wondered the same thing my whole life.


QUOTE (moebary @ Sep 12 2007, 12:06 PM) *
because jessica is a slut
fuck you.
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post Sep 12 2007, 12:42 PM
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QUOTE (Jessica @ Sep 12 2007, 11:44 AM) *
Am I the only one that thinks coffee is absolutely disgusting? I have never tried it, but the sheer thought of it makes me sick. It smells ok, but looks like poopy chalk. I cant imagine drinking it....


with this...you are now more retarded than me.

coffee is a gift from god...
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QUOTE (cupcake @ Sep 12 2007, 01:42 PM) *
with this...you are now more retarded than me.

coffee is a gift from god...

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with this...you are now more retarded than me.


hey what the fuck?! I did not write that...

so Mods are editing posts now? is that how it's gonna be here?
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what did you write? thats really weird!
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post Sep 12 2007, 12:55 PM
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come on cannonball you know you can't bad-mouth a person that has the ability to edit your posts
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post Sep 12 2007, 02:54 PM
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QUOTE (cupcake @ Sep 12 2007, 01:52 PM) *
hey what the fuck?! I did not write that...

so Mods are editing posts now? is that how it's gonna be here?

Wasn't me. Been at work until just now.

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QUOTE (Jessica @ Sep 12 2007, 11:44 AM) *
Am I the only one that thinks coffee is absolutely disgusting? I have never tried it, but the sheer thought of it makes me sick. It smells ok, but looks like poopy chalk. I cant imagine drinking it....

no, I'm totally down with that. Not a coffee fan.


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QUOTE (cupcake @ Sep 12 2007, 01:52 PM) *
hey what the fuck?! I did not write that...

so Mods are editing posts now? is that how it's gonna be here?

If anybody edited it, it was Lance. All mod edits leave a "modified by so-and-so" line at the bottom of the post.


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i think it's funny when people talk about how much they love coffee, then go make their cup:

1/2c milk
2 creamers
2 TB sugar
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QUOTE (Jessica @ Sep 12 2007, 12:07 PM) *
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QUOTE (impala454 @ Sep 12 2007, 04:56 PM) *
i think it's funny when people talk about how much they love coffee, then go make their cup:

1/2c milk
2 creamers
2 TB sugar
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thats the only way i drink coffee mmmmmmmm
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bah
i drink it straight up w/nothin in it
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QUOTE (Jessica @ Sep 12 2007, 12:07 PM) *
fuck you.



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i drink my coffee black
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QUOTE (1up @ Sep 13 2007, 11:09 AM) *
i drink my coffee black

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i tend to doctor coffee if it's too strong

if the taste is right then i drink it straight


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I'll drink coffee black or with a little half and half. I drink half and half in my hot teas as well... Go ahead, call me British.


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QUOTE (Hartmann @ Sep 13 2007, 04:07 PM) *
I'll drink coffee black or with a little half and half. I drink half and half in my hot teas as well... Go ahead, call me British.

Seconded on both accounts.

Makes the tea creamy and tasty.


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fine

you're british
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QUOTE (Psykopath @ Sep 13 2007, 04:08 PM) *
Seconded on both accounts.

Makes the ______ creamy and tasty.




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british men/women are reeeeeeeeeeeeeeally unstable


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better watch that kind of talk lance will edit your post...
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QUOTE (Testm0nkey @ Sep 13 2007, 05:14 PM) *
oh god seriously?! RUN
OMG FUCKING RUN
SERIOUSLY
british men/women are reeeeeeeeeeeeeeally unstable
then again she is dating lance


lol, why are british people more unstable than others? and unstable how?
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post Sep 13 2007, 04:46 PM
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from experience ive had with british people they are all bipolar.

i dated a brit for 2 years and had more than enough run ins with his family


but thats just the stereotype. brits are needy and insane


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post Sep 13 2007, 06:15 PM
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On the radio today, I heard about this british couple that invited another guy to bed. The husband wanted to watch this other guy fuck his wife, but in the middle of it snapped and killed the guy.

Pretty unstable.


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post Sep 13 2007, 06:52 PM
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lance get a bulletproof condom
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post Sep 13 2007, 07:20 PM
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get a condom that shoots bullets





(dont try to twist that we know you lyin)


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