Sep 11 2007, 10:24 AM
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Jessica cheated on Will before they broke up! That's probably why they broke up... she was bangin' some Mexican bedridden guy who was in a car accident.
I hereby state my allegiance to all mankind, we must rise up and defeat all the evil women who are cheaters. Also, Will has permission NOT to give Jessica back her stuff or money that he may or may not owe her. Stay tuned for more... |
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Sep 11 2007, 10:27 AM
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![]() New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15 |
I hate you, Lance. lol...
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Sep 11 2007, 10:27 AM
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hehehe
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Sep 11 2007, 10:30 AM
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![]() New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15 |
I didnt cheat on Will. He just likes to think that because it makes it easier to get over me.
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Sep 11 2007, 10:33 AM
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Oh come on, you don't need to lie. It's in your blood/DNA to cheat, you're female. You were probably physically banging Will but was emotionally cheating with this other guy... then you decide you'd rather bang him than Will. I bet you and the guy had plenty of Starbucks "dates" behind Will's back.
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Sep 11 2007, 10:35 AM
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![]() New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15 |
I hate starbucks.
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Sep 11 2007, 10:43 AM
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I was raised on the dairy, BITCH! Group: Members Posts: 3,080 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Cedar Park Member No.: 49 |
!!
-------------------- "Ah, y'know it's funny, these people they go to sleep, they think everything's fine, everything's good. They wake up the next day and they're on fire."
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Sep 11 2007, 10:54 AM
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![]() Do they ignore parts of reality? Group: Moderators Posts: 2,935 Joined: 23-February 06 From: South Overton!!! Member No.: 46 |
-------------------- A psychotic world we live in. The madmen are in power. How long have we known this? Faced this? And--how many of us do know it? Perhaps if you know you are insane then you are not insane. Or you are becoming sane, finally. Waking up. I suppose only a few are aware of all this. Isolated persons here and there. But the broad masses... what do they think? All these hundreds of thousands in this city, here. Do they imagine that they live in a sane world? Or do they guess, glimpse, the truth...?
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Sep 11 2007, 11:27 AM
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![]() START THE REACTOR! Group: Members Posts: 874 Joined: 23-February 06 Member No.: 52 |
if she was cheating on will with anyone, it would be me
-------------------- FUCK YOU
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Sep 11 2007, 12:15 PM
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Group: Members Posts: 756 Joined: 22-February 06 From: san marcos, tx Member No.: 27 |
i fucked will while they were dating.
and lets just say i wasn't the first in that "every man's land" |
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Sep 11 2007, 01:41 PM
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![]() DEATH TO ....something? Group: Members Posts: 5,618 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Parker, CO Member No.: 55 |
Sometimes, I buy too much snack food, and then I eat it and feel fat afterwards
-------------------- I r Ur Gawd!
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Sep 11 2007, 01:42 PM
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![]() Retired Funk-bringer Group: Moderators Posts: 2,656 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Dallas Member No.: 14 |
Jessica and I have long harbored a secret relationship.
A fruit so forbidden, serpent Lucifer himself was envious. Our cover was kept up via our interweb "fights", but afterwards we'd make passionate monkey-love. shhh. -------------------- WAIT. I'm not finished.
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Sep 11 2007, 02:25 PM
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![]() Group: Members Posts: 10,620 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Houston, TX Member No.: 48 |
2/10
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Sep 11 2007, 02:38 PM
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![]() DEATH TO ....something? Group: Members Posts: 5,618 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Parker, CO Member No.: 55 |
I thought up a new weird word!
"Abyesis" Pronounced "A-bye-sis" Isn't that weird? -------------------- I r Ur Gawd!
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Sep 11 2007, 07:37 PM
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![]() New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15 |
Jessica and I have long harbored a secret relationship. It's true. I can't deny you any longer. Zetec, I L-word you
A fruit so forbidden, serpent Lucifer himself was envious. Our cover was kept up via our interweb "fights", but afterwards we'd make passionate monkey-love. shhh. |
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Sep 11 2007, 07:46 PM
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![]() Retired Funk-bringer Group: Moderators Posts: 2,656 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Dallas Member No.: 14 |
And I Lesbian you too, Jessica.
-------------------- WAIT. I'm not finished.
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Sep 11 2007, 08:05 PM
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Group: Members Posts: 1,566 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Houston, TX Member No.: 66 |
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Sep 11 2007, 08:11 PM
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I was raised on the dairy, BITCH! Group: Members Posts: 3,080 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Cedar Park Member No.: 49 |
two new developments:
jessica is a lesbian and zetec is a woman -------------------- "Ah, y'know it's funny, these people they go to sleep, they think everything's fine, everything's good. They wake up the next day and they're on fire."
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Sep 11 2007, 08:23 PM
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![]() Group: Members Posts: 10,620 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Houston, TX Member No.: 48 |
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Sep 11 2007, 09:01 PM
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two new developments: jessica is a lesbian and zetec is a woman When are you going to tell us the new developments? -------------------- LANCE IS PRO-CENSORSHIP! HE IS CENSORING MY LOVE FOR THE LORD!
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Sep 11 2007, 09:35 PM
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![]() New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15 |
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Sep 11 2007, 09:56 PM
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![]() Group: Members Posts: 706 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Lubbock, TX Member No.: 20 |
Amen Their coffee always tastes "burnt" That's why they're called Charbucks. -------------------- Beers that I have had, updated July 5th, 2009: 1,548
My Beer List "Patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel" - Samuel Johnson "I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ" - Mahatma Gandhi |
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Sep 11 2007, 10:07 PM
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I was raised on the dairy, BITCH! Group: Members Posts: 3,080 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Cedar Park Member No.: 49 |
-------------------- "Ah, y'know it's funny, these people they go to sleep, they think everything's fine, everything's good. They wake up the next day and they're on fire."
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Sep 11 2007, 10:08 PM
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![]() New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15 |
so now im a lying cheating whorish lesbian!?!?!?!
wow! i suck |
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Sep 11 2007, 10:11 PM
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![]() Group: Members Posts: 10,620 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Houston, TX Member No.: 48 |
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Sep 11 2007, 10:12 PM
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I was raised on the dairy, BITCH! Group: Members Posts: 3,080 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Cedar Park Member No.: 49 |
-------------------- "Ah, y'know it's funny, these people they go to sleep, they think everything's fine, everything's good. They wake up the next day and they're on fire."
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Sep 11 2007, 10:18 PM
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![]() New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15 |
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Sep 12 2007, 07:18 AM
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![]() GORILLA FLUFFER Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
so now im a lying cheating whorish lesbian!?!?!?! wow! i suck http://www.karbolab.com/wp-content/uploads...owjob-slow1.gif (NSFW!!!) we wouldn't have you any other way.... This post has been edited by Spectatrix: Sep 12 2007, 07:24 AM -------------------- |
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Sep 12 2007, 07:24 AM
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Group: Admin Posts: 6,906 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Austin Member No.: 9 |
Goddammit, Brandon, you know better...
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Sep 12 2007, 07:33 AM
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![]() GORILLA FLUFFER Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
Goddammit, Brandon, you know better... i need a big tittied spankin'...... actually it was the first post i've made in over 4 days... figured i'd announce my presence again. -------------------- |
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Sep 12 2007, 09:17 AM
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![]() Group: Admin Posts: 3,403 Joined: 23-February 06 From: PDX/TXL Member No.: 35 |
Amen Their coffee always tastes "burnt" I am not defending Starbuck's in any way but there is a reason it tastes "burnt". They actually use more coffee in the makers than what most people are used to so the bitterness is stronger and comes across as burnt. I think the coffee is too acidic and seems to linger around in my mouth (coffee shouldn't do that). -------------------- "There is a level of cowardice lower than that of the conformist: that of the fashionable non-conformist." |
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Sep 12 2007, 10:44 AM
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![]() New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15 |
Am I the only one that thinks coffee is absolutely disgusting? I have never tried it, but the sheer thought of it makes me sick. It smells ok, but looks like poopy chalk. I cant imagine drinking it....
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Sep 12 2007, 11:05 AM
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I was raised on the dairy, BITCH! Group: Members Posts: 3,080 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Cedar Park Member No.: 49 |
Am I the only one that thinks coffee is absolutely disgusting? I have never tried it, but the sheer thought of it makes me sick. It smells ok, but looks like poopy chalk. I cant imagine drinking it.... you have some really weird aversion to normal foods why? -------------------- "Ah, y'know it's funny, these people they go to sleep, they think everything's fine, everything's good. They wake up the next day and they're on fire."
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Sep 12 2007, 11:06 AM
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![]() Eric The Sexy Group: Moderators Posts: 831 Joined: 23-February 06 Member No.: 30 |
because jessica is a slut
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Sep 12 2007, 11:07 AM
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![]() New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15 |
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Sep 12 2007, 12:42 PM
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Am I the only one that thinks coffee is absolutely disgusting? I have never tried it, but the sheer thought of it makes me sick. It smells ok, but looks like poopy chalk. I cant imagine drinking it.... with this...you are now more retarded than me. coffee is a gift from god... |
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Sep 12 2007, 12:48 PM
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![]() New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15 |
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Sep 12 2007, 12:52 PM
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![]() Group: Members Posts: 1,795 Joined: 29-September 06 Member No.: 327 |
QUOTE with this...you are now more retarded than me. hey what the fuck?! I did not write that... so Mods are editing posts now? is that how it's gonna be here? |
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Sep 12 2007, 12:54 PM
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![]() New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15 |
what did you write? thats really weird!
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Sep 12 2007, 12:55 PM
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come on cannonball you know you can't bad-mouth a person that has the ability to edit your posts
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Sep 12 2007, 02:54 PM
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![]() Why so serious? Group: Global Moderators Posts: 5,286 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Fate, TX Member No.: 4 |
hey what the fuck?! I did not write that... so Mods are editing posts now? is that how it's gonna be here? Wasn't me. Been at work until just now. -------------------- |
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Sep 12 2007, 03:48 PM
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![]() Retired Funk-bringer Group: Moderators Posts: 2,656 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Dallas Member No.: 14 |
Am I the only one that thinks coffee is absolutely disgusting? I have never tried it, but the sheer thought of it makes me sick. It smells ok, but looks like poopy chalk. I cant imagine drinking it.... no, I'm totally down with that. Not a coffee fan. -------------------- WAIT. I'm not finished.
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Sep 12 2007, 03:51 PM
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Group: Admin Posts: 6,906 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Austin Member No.: 9 |
hey what the fuck?! I did not write that... so Mods are editing posts now? is that how it's gonna be here? If anybody edited it, it was Lance. All mod edits leave a "modified by so-and-so" line at the bottom of the post. -------------------- |
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Sep 12 2007, 03:56 PM
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![]() Group: Members Posts: 10,620 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Houston, TX Member No.: 48 |
i think it's funny when people talk about how much they love coffee, then go make their cup:
1/2c milk 2 creamers 2 TB sugar top off w/coffee |
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Sep 12 2007, 04:28 PM
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Sep 12 2007, 05:30 PM
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CHEE CHEE Group: Members Posts: 5,026 Joined: 23-February 06 From: trapped in the hoezone layer Member No.: 39 |
i think it's funny when people talk about how much they love coffee, then go make their cup: 1/2c milk 2 creamers 2 TB sugar top off w/coffee thats the only way i drink coffee mmmmmmmm minus the creamers -------------------- Little monkeys making money
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Sep 12 2007, 06:18 PM
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![]() Group: Members Posts: 10,620 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Houston, TX Member No.: 48 |
bah
i drink it straight up w/nothin in it |
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Sep 13 2007, 06:45 AM
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![]() GORILLA FLUFFER Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
fuck you. this is what earned you your reputation in the first place..... -------------------- |
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Sep 13 2007, 10:09 AM
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i drink my coffee black
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Sep 13 2007, 10:16 AM
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amen brotha
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Sep 13 2007, 01:48 PM
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![]() Retired Funk-bringer Group: Moderators Posts: 2,656 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Dallas Member No.: 14 |
i drink my coffee black like the homeless guy in front of the starbucks -------------------- WAIT. I'm not finished.
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Sep 13 2007, 01:50 PM
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I was raised on the dairy, BITCH! Group: Members Posts: 3,080 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Cedar Park Member No.: 49 |
i tend to doctor coffee if it's too strong
if the taste is right then i drink it straight -------------------- "Ah, y'know it's funny, these people they go to sleep, they think everything's fine, everything's good. They wake up the next day and they're on fire."
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Sep 13 2007, 03:07 PM
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![]() Group: Admin Posts: 3,403 Joined: 23-February 06 From: PDX/TXL Member No.: 35 |
I'll drink coffee black or with a little half and half. I drink half and half in my hot teas as well... Go ahead, call me British.
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Sep 13 2007, 03:08 PM
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![]() Why so serious? Group: Global Moderators Posts: 5,286 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Fate, TX Member No.: 4 |
I'll drink coffee black or with a little half and half. I drink half and half in my hot teas as well... Go ahead, call me British. Seconded on both accounts. Makes the tea creamy and tasty. -------------------- |
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Sep 13 2007, 03:08 PM
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Group: Members Posts: 756 Joined: 22-February 06 From: san marcos, tx Member No.: 27 |
fine
you're british |
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Sep 13 2007, 03:26 PM
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![]() GORILLA FLUFFER Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
Seconded on both accounts. Makes the ______ creamy and tasty. LETS PLAY FILL IN THE BLANK!!!! -------------------- |
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Sep 13 2007, 03:54 PM
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![]() Group: Members Posts: 5,275 Joined: 22-February 06 Member No.: 2 |
my lovely girlfriend is british
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Sep 13 2007, 04:14 PM
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CHEE CHEE Group: Members Posts: 5,026 Joined: 23-February 06 From: trapped in the hoezone layer Member No.: 39 |
oh god seriously?! RUN
OMG FUCKING RUN SERIOUSLY british men/women are reeeeeeeeeeeeeeally unstable then again she is dating lance -------------------- Little monkeys making money
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Sep 13 2007, 04:25 PM
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![]() Group: Members Posts: 1,795 Joined: 29-September 06 Member No.: 327 |
better watch that kind of talk lance will edit your post...
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Sep 13 2007, 04:34 PM
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Sep 13 2007, 04:46 PM
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CHEE CHEE Group: Members Posts: 5,026 Joined: 23-February 06 From: trapped in the hoezone layer Member No.: 39 |
from experience ive had with british people they are all bipolar.
i dated a brit for 2 years and had more than enough run ins with his family but thats just the stereotype. brits are needy and insane -------------------- Little monkeys making money
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Sep 13 2007, 06:15 PM
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![]() N 0 t h i n g Group: Members Posts: 1,449 Joined: 23-February 06 Member No.: 54 |
On the radio today, I heard about this british couple that invited another guy to bed. The husband wanted to watch this other guy fuck his wife, but in the middle of it snapped and killed the guy.
Pretty unstable. -------------------- ![]() |
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Sep 13 2007, 06:52 PM
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![]() Group: Members Posts: 10,620 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Houston, TX Member No.: 48 |
lance get a bulletproof condom
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Sep 13 2007, 07:20 PM
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CHEE CHEE Group: Members Posts: 5,026 Joined: 23-February 06 From: trapped in the hoezone layer Member No.: 39 |
get a condom that shoots bullets
(dont try to twist that we know you lyin) -------------------- Little monkeys making money
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