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post Mar 15 2006, 11:28 AM
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Maybe I should've put this in Entertainment instead? I don't remember my dreams much, maybe only one or two a year, so I find it odd when I do. Last night's dream was really weird.

I was with some family, I think, and we were waiting on my dad in some little diner. I decided to go ahead and order something cheap, so I got an egg, sausage, and cheese bagel. No, I've never had one of these in my life, but it was good in my dream. Then, I went to pay for it and they tried charging me $19 and I was like, "Huh?? It said $2.35 in the menu." Then they pulled out a menu and they showed me where it said you had to get the buffet with it as well. At this point, I was pretty upset as something didn't seem right, but I paid it anyway. A few secs later, I noticed a different looking menu on the table to my left, I went and got it and saw what I ordered. I was very angry at this point. They cheated me. I let them and everyone else in the diner hear about it. I remember these two old ladies saying "He's been up there forever. They're trying to cheat him." talking about me as I was standing at the cash register. Then I remember yelling at some other worker there across the diner after she told me to "Shhh." Think I said, "I won't be quiet until this is fixed." Then I stepped outside for a minute. It was really hot, but it was pouring down rain. Hard rain. And it was really dark outside, but I remember it being really hot. I quickly went back inside as it was kind of uncomfortable outside. I remember she was holding on to a baby when I went back inside and she asked me to sit down and wait. Haha. That just upset me more. I made the baby cry. I felt bad about that though sad.gif I told the lady to just void my credit card receipt and I'll give her $4 and we'll call it square. Then I woke up.

That was a really weird dream that I have no explanation for sad.gif The few others I've had in the past had some kind of reality to them, but this seemed too surreal. I wouldn't blow up at someone like that as it's not in my nature. I just keep it all inside so as to avoid confrontation. No restaurant would cheat their customers like that, certainly not some small town diner.


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post Mar 15 2006, 11:33 AM
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maybe there is some meaning behind your dream. subconsciously you are frustrated with some circumstance that has happened in your life, but the reality is that you did nothing about it. if you were waiting on your dad, it may have something to do with him. perhaps there is some fear of being screwed over.


then again, i dont know if dreams have meaning behind them. sometimes it makes sense though. *shrug*

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post Mar 15 2006, 11:38 AM
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QUOTE (Jessica @ Mar 15 2006, 11:33 AM)
maybe there is some meaning behind your dream. subconsciencely you are frustrated with some circumstance that has happened in your life, but the reality is that you did nothing about it. if you were waiting on your dad, it may have something to do with him. perhaps there is some fear of being screwed over.


then again, i dont know if dreams have meaning behind them. sometimes it makes sense though. *shrug*

Nah. I don't think it had anything to do with my dad. He was just a reason for us to be waiting in the first place and give me an opportunity to go ahead and order something cheap early. Kind of like how I was there with some of my family, but didn't really see them in the dream much. They were just a background, I guess. That and I think I have a good relationship with my father. Maybe not. Didn't even think about that one. Some of the other suggestions did cross my mind though..


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post Mar 15 2006, 11:43 AM
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I think some dreams do have meanings -- others are just random neuron firings.

I think Jessica is onto something with you feeling frustrated with something in your life. Maybe something with regards to your graduate program and how you're now switching to teaching?


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Here's a strange one I had recently:

I am standing out in a wide yard full of dead animals, mostly deer. I walk towards a big wooded area, when slowly a bloody wolf approaching me, growling. I stare down at it, when suddenly, it lunges up and tries to bite my throat. At the same moment, a panther jumps up and attacks it, tearing it to threads. When the panther is finished, it looks at it and attempts to pounce; however, a bull appears and kicks the shit out of it. Before the bull can attack, I run inside. Inside I find two exact copies of my dog sitting on the couch and watching TV. They both look at me with the same freaky look, so I run into the kitchen, where a small mischevious boy with freaky red eyes is letting out a large ferret who goes and destroys everything in the kitchen.

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post Mar 15 2006, 12:45 PM
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QUOTE (Spectatrix @ Mar 15 2006, 11:43 AM)
I think some dreams do have meanings -- others are just random neuron firings.

I think Jessica is onto something with you feeling frustrated with something in your life. Maybe something with regards to your graduate program and how you're now switching to teaching?

Well, freud would probably say that you feel as though you are putting too much into having sex and not getting enough in reward. But then again, freud was full of crap.

Personally, I'm more into the random neuron firing theory. I think you're reading too much into what was probably just some random thing your brain made up.


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I still can't explain how my dreams are in total vivid color and contain so many things that don't exist or are unexplainable.

They say that my brain wants to exist somewhere else and it can do that when i sleep; they might be right.
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post Mar 15 2006, 05:11 PM
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QUOTE (Seussninja @ Mar 15 2006, 02:29 PM)
I still can't explain how my dreams are in total vivid color and contain so many things that don't exist or are unexplainable.

They say that my brain wants to exist somewhere else and it can do that when i sleep; they might be right.

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most of my dreams involve me holding a conversation with people i used to know


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QUOTE (FORSAKENR320 @ Mar 15 2006, 05:56 PM)
even your brain hates you

you make it sound like people hate me

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QUOTE (James @ Mar 15 2006, 11:28 AM)
Maybe I should've put this in Entertainment instead? I don't remember my dreams much, maybe only one or two a year, so I find it odd when I do. Last night's dream was really weird.

I was with some family, I think, and we were waiting on my dad in some little diner. I decided to go ahead and order something cheap, so I got an egg, sausage, and cheese bagel. No, I've never had one of these in my life, but it was good in my dream. Then, I went to pay for it and they tried charging me $19 and I was like, "Huh?? It said $2.35 in the menu." Then they pulled out a menu and they showed me where it said you had to get the buffet with it as well. At this point, I was pretty upset as something didn't seem right, but I paid it anyway. A few secs later, I noticed a different looking menu on the table to my left, I went and got it and saw what I ordered. I was very angry at this point. They cheated me. I let them and everyone else in the diner hear about it. I remember these two old ladies saying "He's been up there forever. They're trying to cheat him." talking about me as I was standing at the cash register. Then I remember yelling at some other worker there across the diner after she told me to "Shhh." Think I said, "I won't be quiet until this is fixed." Then I stepped outside for a minute. It was really hot, but it was pouring down rain. Hard rain. And it was really dark outside, but I remember it being really hot. I quickly went back inside as it was kind of uncomfortable outside. I remember she was holding on to a baby when I went back inside and she asked me to sit down and wait. Haha. That just upset me more. I made the baby cry. I felt bad about that though sad.gif I told the lady to just void my credit card receipt and I'll give her $4 and we'll call it square. Then I woke up.

That was a really weird dream that I have no explanation for sad.gif The few others I've had in the past had some kind of reality to them, but this seemed too surreal. I wouldn't blow up at someone like that as it's not in my nature. I just keep it all inside so as to avoid confrontation. No restaurant would cheat their customers like that, certainly not some small town diner.

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post Mar 15 2006, 06:53 PM
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QUOTE (Timbo @ Mar 15 2006, 05:41 PM)
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That'll be $150, pay on your way out, NEXT!

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QUOTE (Seussninja @ Mar 15 2006, 06:29 PM)
you make it sound like people hate me

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I had a dream that this thread was good


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oh then I woke up.


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I had a dream that I drowned Rocky in a giant bucket by wringing off the sweat from his Underarmour shirts.


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post Mar 16 2006, 07:50 AM
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james that wasnt a dream at all. you were in hell

i had a dream recently. most of my dreams are in color and this one most definitely was. it was a news broadcast and like the dream was a television screeen and the horizontal was going wonky so it was kind of staticy. the anchor lady cut to a video footage that had a superimposed arrow and text pointing to this HUGE coprse color blob in the deep just outside the shore along a pier. the text simply said 'dead body'. well around this 'dead body' is a guy who looks like hes being swept out and cant fight the tide. it pulls him to this 'dead body' and he kind of hits it and halfway goes under the part thats floating on the surface. this seems to active the blob and a huge tentacle like arm semi pops to the surface and pulls at him trying to get him under and inside. then it went super close up to this tentacle like arm and i could see the throbbing grabbing suction cup but not a suction cup thing. then i woke up really uncomfortable


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We need to hear more dreams like Cathryn's! We'd make a fortune if we turned them into horror movies. biggrin.gif


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I once had a dream about a giant hallway with arms protruding from both sides, moving me gradually forward towards a gigantic toothy maw, once i thought the thing was gonna eat me the process started all over again WOO
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i had a crazy vietnam war dream once. a general dark jungle lots of mud and i just remember it being CRAZY real and thinking damn itd be way better than the war movies i have seen
then i have my dream where im stuck in the desert/pyramid land in supermario n64 with a group of random people and ron howard. but we make it to the top!


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QUOTE (Testm0nkey @ Mar 16 2006, 10:58 AM)
then i have my dream where im stuck in the desert/pyramid land in supermario n64 with a group of random people and ron howard. but we make it to the top!

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i keep having a dream that ive left my drill team stuff at home or forgot to pack it.
that and when im changing for practice i cant seem to move fast enough - not that im going through water or anything, just theres this anxiety i feel that im taking too long. its happened a few times now.


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post Mar 16 2006, 12:46 PM
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QUOTE (Seussninja @ Mar 16 2006, 11:56 AM)
I once had a dream about a giant hallway with arms protruding from both sides, moving me gradually forward towards a gigantic toothy maw, once i thought the thing was gonna eat me the process started all over again WOO

sounds like you have a fear of sex.



or at least a fear of woman/vagina


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post Mar 16 2006, 12:53 PM
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I didn't dream last night 8)


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most my dreams involve me slaying something brutally in one on one combat using only a melee weapon of some sort.


lately int's been a huge fucking knife


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QUOTE (FORSAKENR320 @ Mar 16 2006, 12:55 PM)
most my dreams involve me slaying something brutally in one on one combat using only a melee weapon of some sort.


lately int's been a huge fucking knife

I'm not psychologist, but I would assume that the big melee weapon is an overcompensation for penis size and you slaying people is taking out frustration on people who you are afraid might laugh at you.


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QUOTE (JRockTTU @ Mar 16 2006, 12:57 PM)
I'm not psychologist, but I would assume that the big melee weapon is an overcompensation for penis size and you slaying people is taking out frustration on people who you are afraid might laugh at you.

this knife i imagine IS pretty damn phallic






but i've never worried about people laughing at me.


probably stems from my desire to dominate everything


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QUOTE (JRockTTU @ Mar 16 2006, 12:57 PM)
I'm not psychologist, but I would assume that the big melee weapon is an overcompensation for penis size and you slaying people is taking out frustration on people who you are afraid might laugh at you.

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That's what I was thinking, but couldn't piece all the words together to make it make sense to everyone else.


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QUOTE (FORSAKENR320 @ Mar 16 2006, 11:46 AM)
sounds like you have a fear of sex.



or at least a fear of woman/vagina

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QUOTE (FORSAKENR320 @ Mar 16 2006, 12:46 PM)
sounds like you have a fear of sex.



or at least a fear of woman/vagina

sure thing Freud
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this knife i imagine IS pretty damn phallic






but i've never worried about people laughing at me.


probably stems from my desire to dominate everything

your dream probably has to do with a deep-rooted inferiority complex that manifests itself by your outward/overcompensating 'dominate everything' personnae.

we can all play this game. suess's dream seems like it has more to do with fear of being controlled (be it parental or otherwise) than anything to do with a damn vagina...
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but i'm not really afraid in this dream, more of ....annoyed? Like i wish it would just stop so i could wake up
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I remember a dream where a tornado came and destoryed half my house... I was in the kitchen watching throuh the sliding glass door into my parents window, they were watching TV, like the price is right or some crap when it tore through their room, I couldnt read what was on the back of my mom's shirt as it happened but I could point out the exact one in her wardrobe.
It was scary, and the whole day it was stormy, I was freaked out.


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i had a dream where the russians & americans were fighting in my backyard

my family still laughs at me for it


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QUOTE (rabble @ Mar 16 2006, 03:41 PM)
I remember a dream where a tornado came and destoryed half my house... I was in the kitchen watching throuh the sliding glass door into my parents window, they were watching TV, like the price is right or some crap when it tore through their room, I couldnt read what was on the back of my mom's shirt as it happened but I could point out the exact one in her wardrobe.
It was scary, and the whole day it was stormy, I was freaked out.

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i had another odd dream recently.

it involved the cast of Law and Order SVU but i only wish it was like one of their episodes

i guess you have to kind of know the show but it was a dingy roadside motel room, no central air, fan going, hazy you know the kind. Detective Munch (richard belzer) and Detective Olivia Benson (mariska haggarty) are in bed together on top of the sheets. Olivia is in a black bra/underwear combo and Munch is completely nude. she appears to be diddling him but instead of a penis its a very small vaginal slit and shes like laying down but her upper body is crouching over him as to get a good picture of what shes doing. and Munch is just laying back with his sunglasses on and then she says something but im not paying attention and she rolls over as to get out of bed


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i had another odd dream recently.

it involved the cast of Law and Order SVU but i only wish it was like one of their episodes

i guess you have to kind of know the show but it was a dingy roadside motel room, no central air, fan going, hazy you know the kind. Detective Munch (richard belzer) and Detective Olivia Benson (mariska haggarty) are in bed together on top of the sheets. Olivia is in a black bra/underwear combo and Munch is completely nude. she appears to be diddling him but instead of a penis its a very small vaginal slit and shes like laying down but her upper body is crouching over him as to get a good picture of what shes doing. and Munch is just laying back with his sunglasses on and then she says something but im not paying attention and she rolls over as to get out of bed

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i had another odd dream recently.

it involved the cast of Law and Order SVU but i only wish it was like one of their episodes

i guess you have to kind of know the show but it was a dingy roadside motel room, no central air, fan going, hazy you know the kind. Detective Munch (richard belzer) and Detective Olivia Benson (mariska haggarty) are in bed together on top of the sheets. Olivia is in a black bra/underwear combo and Munch is completely nude. she appears to be diddling him but instead of a penis its a very small vaginal slit and shes like laying down but her upper body is crouching over him as to get a good picture of what shes doing. and Munch is just laying back with his sunglasses on and then she says something but im not paying attention and she rolls over as to get out of bed

What in god's name

well.....thanks to her underwear you'll never know if their genders were reversed!
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i could clearly see her shape was still that of a female


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i could clearly see her shape was still that of a female

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I had a dream that my wife was making clones for use in giant orgies and since I disagreed with her abuse of clones I was sleeping in the office in the floor below our apartment. While laying on a couch thinking about where my marriage had gone wrong I heard police storming the apartment upstairs. I knew it was my wife getting busted for her clone sex activities so I jumped out the window in the office. I collected my family together because we would be arrested next and we started walking to the airport. While walking across an intersection with a side street I look over and see a giant Timberwolf snarling at me. No one else sees the wolf and keeps walking. The wolf punces at me. I catch it in mid air and fight it with my bare hands. I snap its neck and throw the wolf through a car windshield. I stand there looking at the dead wolf and then I woke up.


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i had a dream that a plane crashed into the mountain by my casa and the pilot was found all fucked up
then i had a dream that i almost drowned in a car

when i told my sis, she asked if i left the TV on the news, i said ya

she said they found a pilot that crashed into a mountain from the like the 40's & someone drowned in a their car

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i was just woken up again by something sitting in my chair , looking at me and growling.

i dont know where the lines begin and end with sleep paralysis. but goddamnit this isn't a "normal happening"

i really fucking hope its not coming back. i was doing good.


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i had a crazy dream the other night...... my friends and i were at a bar and i forget which one who caused the drama, it's a toss up between cathryn and ira, can't remember. but anyway, one of them causes these popped collar frat fuckers to come over and start talking shit, and begin pushing them both around. i remember going apeshit because they were bullying my friends, and we ended ended up with this big ass bar fight. me and the 7-8 of us that are there begin winning against the frat-heads, and the leader guy backs up, takes his cell phone and begins negotiating a price with some people on the phone to whoop our ass. i slap the phone out of his hand and call him a pussy, and suddenly ninjas show up. the guy pays them a big wad of cash he just pulls out from his shirt, and they begin kung-fu-ing us. but for some reason, we suddenly have this pack of awesome big ass dogs come help us, and together we end up driving off the ninjas and frat guys. the ninjas swear they will kill us all in our sleep as they leave, and we all sit down and have a few more drinks, and greg was asked to DJ at the strip club we were at and cathryn was paid $100 to give some fat guy a table dance. we all go home, and that night, ira, cathryn, john, and alex are killed by ninjas. but i don't know about it, because i am still asleep. then i feel someone enter the room and touch me, and i ball up my fist and am about to punch the ninja when i wake up from fear.

and i find that my girlfriend was climbing into bed with me, and that i had scared her because i had balled up my fist and was about to punch her in the head.

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QUOTE (FORSAKENR320 @ Apr 10 2006, 07:13 AM)
i had a crazy dream the other night...... my friends and i were at a bar and i forget which one who caused the drama, it's a toss up between cathryn and ira, can't remember. but anyway, one of them causes these popped collar frat fuckers to come over and start talking shit, and begin pushing them both around. i remember going apeshit because they were bullying my friends, and we ended ended up with this big ass bar fight. me and the 7-8 of us that are there begin winning against the frat-heads, and the leader guy backs up, takes his cell phone and begins negotiating a price with some people on the phone to whoop our ass. i slap the phone out of his hand and call him a pussy, and suddenly ninjas show up. the guy pays them a big wad of cash he just pulls out from his shirt, and they begin kung-fu-ing us. but for some reason, we suddenly have this pack of awesome big ass dogs come help us, and together we end up driving off the ninjas and frat guys. the ninjas swear they will kill us all in our sleep as they leave, and we all sit down and have a few more drinks, and greg was asked to DJ at the strip club we were at and cathryn was paid $100 to give some fat guy a table dance. we all go home, and that night, ira, cathryn, john, and alex are killed by ninjas. but i don't know about it, because i am still asleep. then i feel someone enter the room and touch me, and i ball up my fist and am about to punch the ninja when i wake up from fear.

and i find that my girlfriend was climbing into bed with me, and that i had scared her because i had balled up my fist and was about to punch her in the head.

(this actually happened 2 nights ago)


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QUOTE (Rocky @ Apr 10 2006, 01:04 AM)
i was just woken up again by something sitting in my chair , looking at me and growling.

i dont know where the lines begin and end with sleep paralysis. but goddamnit this isn't a "normal happening"

i really fucking hope its not coming back. i was doing good.


i dont want to go back to being scared of the dark.

mine have stopped since I sent the haunted mauser to live with a german friend of mine.

coincidence? or just that subconsciously I slayed the dragon by getting rid of it?

regardless, I feel ya rocky...good luck.
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i was saying that i was the shrunken head


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i was saying that i was the shrunken head

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I had a dream the other night that was kind of weird. I don't remember much of it but I will see what I can recall. Me and some other people were driving in this car looking for something, while at the same time we were being chased by another group of people in a car. We eventually got to our destination, which was a house with three rooms and a patio outside. I walked down the patio and looked into the window of the middle room (large open window, either that or I could look through walls). The room was surreal and red. There was some kind of force living in the room, a ghost if you will. That was about the time that I woke up.


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QUOTE (Rocky @ Apr 10 2006, 01:04 AM)
i was just woken up again by something sitting in my chair , looking at me and growling.

i dont know where the lines begin and end with sleep paralysis. but goddamnit this isn't a "normal happening"

i really fucking hope its not coming back. i was doing good.


i dont want to go back to being scared of the dark.

Yeah I have heard of dream paralysis, freaky stuff.


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ah man your dream kind of reminds me of a dream i had a couple of weeks ago. it was dark and very 'seven' movie film like and i was in my bedroom except it wasnt quite my bedroom but same wood floors and dark red walls and there was a single light hanging from the ceiling but there was no furniture. in the wood floor there was a hatch like door but still out of the same wood so it was a subtle but still there. the light is kind of flickery and the dream, like a light bulb, fuzzes on and off then kind of stays on for awhile. im walking aroudn the permimeter of the room and then all the sudden there are bugs everywhere. cockroaches, those little flying roach looking things, bettles all over the floor and walls. as im walking aroudn the room ive got one hand on the wall and it goes over all the rough and dried up bugs that are stuck to it and im kind of crunching the ones on the floor as im walking around. then the hatch door just disappears so its now just a hole like cellar entrance. then i get this tunnel vision and it zooms in really fast into this hole very david lynch like with that kind of buzz static sound

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it is

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I've never told ya'll the stories about that place, have I (back when I was living there)?.........

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QUOTE (Rocky @ Apr 10 2006, 04:58 PM)
imma sleep over at cathryns and see if i can have a ghost diddle me

Not in my room though


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QUOTE (Spivey @ Apr 10 2006, 06:02 PM)
Not in my room though

I always saw "it" in the hall between your room, Jason, and John's room. Shadowy shape of a person.

I also heard my name called out several times, in a very clear manner...although the voice was unrecognizable to me.

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i used to have a bedroom where even though i was asleep,. i could FEEL that the walls were bulging inwards or something. it was just a feeling, but i never experianced that at any other place i lived. i would sometimes snap awake for some wierd reason, and the only thing out of the normal was that i would look at he clock, and it would only be a couple minutes since i went to bed, but i had felt like i was asleep for a couple hours.


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QUOTE (Psykopath @ Apr 10 2006, 05:04 PM)
I always saw "it" in the hall between your room, Jason, and John's room. Shadowy shape of a person.

I also heard my name called out several times, in a very clear manner...although the voice was unrecognizable to me.

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I just had a dream that i was walking down a hallway and someone jumps out and stabs me, and i see my guts.

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anyone have one of those dreams (i usually get them when i'm sick) where you see something in your dream and it keeps getting bigger & bigger & you feel kinda scared but also lost and insecure? can't really describe it, it's not a dream of seeing funky shit, more a dream of feeling stuff


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QUOTE (woody @ Apr 10 2006, 11:48 PM)
anyone have one of those dreams (i usually get them when i'm sick) where you see something in your dream and it keeps getting bigger & bigger & you feel kinda scared but also lost and insecure? can't really describe it, it's not a dream of seeing funky shit, more a dream of feeling stuff

nope, unless there was a naked woman in there somewhere you might be gay
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I had a dream where I was at a friends house. We were out in the driveway looking at the stars and I saw a satellite. I pointed it out to him saying "Look a satellite" but he didn't see it so I pointed it out it again and again he didn't see it so I pointed it out again saying "Look a satellite" everytime. Then I felt some one next to me so I turned my head to look and there was a haggard old lady with really messed hair standing next to me. Before I could think she grabbed me and started humping me like crazy. Then I woke up in my bed having seizure like convulsions in the fetal position.


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that's what eduardo told me when i woke up next to him and told him my dream

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I had a dream where I was at a friends house. We were out in the driveway looking at the stars and I saw a satellite. I pointed it out to him saying "Look a satellite" but he didn't see it so I pointed it out it again and again he didn't see it so I pointed it out again saying "Look a satellite" everytime. Then I felt some one next to me so I turned my head to look and there was a haggard old lady with really messed hair standing next to me. Before I could think she grabbed me and started humping me like crazy. Then I woke up in my bed having seizure like convulsions in the fetal position.

strangely enough, a ton of people have reported dreams about old hags like that on the coast to coast am radio show (if you've ever heard of it)
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i think the dream just goes back to kevin's memories of being molested by his grandma last month
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my old job (i worked with mentally ill adolescents) i would often work overnights. we had a teenage girl there that would literally scream blood curdling screams in her sleep randomly and not remember anything about it the next morning. made me nearly piss myself on several occasions


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Jesus fucking hell i just woke up from one of the most disturbing dreams i've ever had. It seriously makes me sick to my stomach.

The entire dream was in that sort of washed out color, like you get in a Silent Hill game or something like that. Everything was moving very strangely, skipping frames, cigarette burns, etc. I am apparently in a dark room, watching a home movie of a guy investigating an alcohol company in India called "Rimbath" You see him almost wedging himself through a river of what looks like blood and shit in some maniacal looking factory (which he takes a short footage of the entire thing. It looks like that pyramidical arcology from Sim City 2000). Anyways he's moving through the entire processing plant and there are people's innards and crap like that being ground up by unnecissarily nasty looking machinery and being tossed into the river. At one point he gets out and SPITS SOME OF THIS SHIT at some of the workers. They don't care. They don't even move. He then proceeds to walk up some metal stairs and he looks down at some sort of big motor thing, where there is a cat resting on top of. All of a sudden, its first person. I'm no longer watching a video, i'm in the damn thing. I walk around a catwalk and into another room where people are calmly waiting in a half arc as their parts are harvested by the most painful looking means. Drills with 3 foot long bits that are bent and gnarled so when they spin they rip and tear. Wierd fleshy bags that are sucking the life out of a few of them. One of them looks like a skeleton with just skin on, a few others are lying on the ground struggling to breathe. The people doing the mutilating are just wearing their clothes and some labcoats and the entire place is coated in blood. I see a few of them pick up this one guy and he screams bloody murder as they drill into his side. At this point it flash frames to them throwing more crap into the river and I hear the only words, curiously, "They put in hops to cover it up"


I'm never sleeping again.
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I had a dream last night that I was at the walmart in El Paso with a bunch of my Mexican friends. I walked up to the front lanes and my friends were a few isles over. They grabbed the loudspeaker and started singing "Mentidosa" by Pitbull over the intercom, and they were doing some crazy yet kinda cool dance. The whole place broke out into a fiesta of song and dance. Seriously, what is wrong with me? The worst part is- I have had that damn song stuck in my head all day now. sad.gif

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had a dream i ordered a milk shake type desert from mc donalds and some guy that ordered after me ate like half of it until he realized it wasn't his. He gave it back to me.... i threw the straw on the ground and some employee came up to me asking me for my Id. I pulled out some kind of identification i remember, then i heard the fucker who drank half my desert say some shit about me being an asshole or something so i stood up and flipped him off and yelled something. ...

Meanwhile a cop, that had just walked through the door, arrested me for .... whatever. Instead of a cop car it was a police truck. I remember that they drove through a field with highschool kids playing soccer to get to the police station. All the Cells in the station had like iguanas and other small reptile type things in them, which they took out, and i was put in. I remember they never closed the cell door behind me, and i finally convinced them to let me go because it would hurt my chances of being in law school....

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so i just woke up from a dream. i had a type of grass growing out of me. not all over just a few in different places. small thicker blades. i tried to yank them out but i just pulled out the blades and not the stump/root so i started digging them out . it was very detailed


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QUOTE (Testm0nkey @ May 2 2006, 12:46 PM)
so i just woke up from a dream. i had a type of grass growing out of me. not all over just a few in different places. small thicker blades. i tried to yank them out but i just pulled out the blades and not the stump/root so i started digging them out . it was very detailed

maybe it means you need to shave your cooch & asshole


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the worst part was the grass blade coming out of the bottom of my foot. i could feel the grass stump when i would walk *shudder*


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weird dream involving former friend and ex girlfriend and couldn't do a damn thing. Dragon from never ending story was also in it


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i don't feel like reading the rest of this, all i know is that james is so old he's even DREAMING about being cantekerous and 'ornery.


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QUOTE (Testm0nkey @ May 2 2006, 12:46 PM)
so i just woke up from a dream. i had a type of grass growing out of me. not all over just a few in different places. small thicker blades. i tried to yank them out but i just pulled out the blades and not the stump/root so i started digging them out . it was very detailed

if i didn't know better, i'd honestly say that's a meth dream. the reason most methheads skin is so fucked up and pockmarked and shit (aside from the fact that meth is BAD for you) is because they start itching/scratching feeling like shit is under it or on it, some will even hallucinate shit crawling all over them, and they start to pick at it and shit.


not saying that's the case, but it was the first thing i thought of


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QUOTE (Testm0nkey @ May 2 2006, 12:46 PM)
so i just woke up from a dream. i had a type of grass growing out of me. not all over just a few in different places. small thicker blades. i tried to yank them out but i just pulled out the blades and not the stump/root so i started digging them out . it was very detailed

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QUOTE (zetec @ May 3 2006, 05:00 AM)
if i didn't know better, i'd honestly say that's a meth dream. the reason most methheads skin is so fucked up and pockmarked and shit (aside from the fact that meth is BAD for you) is because they start itching/scratching feeling like shit is under it or on it, some will even hallucinate shit crawling all over them, and they start to pick at it and shit.


not saying that's the case, but it was the first thing i thought of

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i had a crazy dream where i was watching som sort of discovery channelish show about sea slugs. but sea slugs were more violent. they had a voracious appetite and were only able to avoid being eaten by getting to a large enough size (about 5 feet ling, 3 feet in circumference). its got me watching these videos of swarming sea slugs eating each other and getting bigger. then it cuts to a scene where something bad happens to someone. and its about timmy the cyclops, they show the shallow water where they found his carcas. he was attacked and killed by a shark, but the shark was eaten afterwards by a sea slug. all that was left of timmy the cyclops was the skin of his face, neck and downwards on his torso.


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were they dressed up as women?


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i had a dream i was watering my parents backyard
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i had a dream nick got his hair chopped and had some shaggy number that totally didn't fit his face. it made me laugh. and i woke up coughing. and had to pee.


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I had a dream I saw my Ex at a resturant on a date with someone else. Unfortunatly it is kinda bothering me. Today might not be such a good day.


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