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post Mar 15 2006, 09:19 AM
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http://edition.cnn.com/2006/HEALTH/03/15/u...ical/index.html
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Testm0nkey
post Mar 15 2006, 09:27 AM
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ah man thats horrible. but at least theyre rolling in cash, baby! oh yeah


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post Mar 15 2006, 12:13 PM
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QUOTE (Testm0nkey @ Mar 15 2006, 09:27 AM)
ah man thats horrible. but at least theyre rolling in cash, baby! oh yeah

i was expecting a "oh god burn it" from you laugh.gif
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post Mar 15 2006, 01:01 PM
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sucks to be them.


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post Mar 15 2006, 01:27 PM
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Why would you test a drug on a perfectly healthy person? Shouldn't you be testing the drug on the people that it's supposed to be used for?


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post Mar 15 2006, 02:54 PM
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she is probably on the phone with him telling him its over.
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post Mar 16 2006, 12:18 AM
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wow, ain't that a bitch

i'd be pissed


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post Mar 16 2006, 11:37 AM
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i'm sure they signed a waiver that cautioned elephantitis, but i think they were hoping it would have happened to a different body part.
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post Mar 16 2006, 11:40 AM
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id hit it

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post Mar 16 2006, 11:46 AM
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yeah that's why you don't participate in crap like that
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post Mar 16 2006, 04:15 PM
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impala454
post Mar 16 2006, 04:58 PM
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also why you dont donate semen. 20 yrs later you got some deadbeat kid after your money bc you're his "dad".

bottom line, easy money aint ever easy money.
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post Mar 16 2006, 04:59 PM
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its impossible for kids of semen donation to trace it back to you unless you sign one that specifically says that at the age of 18 you give them permission to get your name from the clinic and contact you


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post Mar 16 2006, 05:19 PM
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yeah and how bout 30 yrs from now when you can calculate dna with your wristwatch

it's not truly anonymous unless you can go in there, whack it in a cup and leave with money without giving them your name or ID.
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post Mar 16 2006, 05:23 PM
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http://www.newscientist.com/article.ns?id=mg18825244.200
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post Mar 16 2006, 05:24 PM
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30 years ago they thought we'd have colonies on the moon and hover cars and easy to understand appliance instructions

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post Mar 16 2006, 05:31 PM
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i didn't say flying cars and moon colonies, just dna crap which is getting more and more common (in all kinds of court cases all the time, you can even get a picture of your dna as "art" for your wall now http://www.dna11.com/ )

http://www.newscientist.com/article.ns?id=mg18825244.200

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post Mar 16 2006, 05:33 PM
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thats different than calculating your dna on a wristwatch and somehow connecting it to someone else
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post Mar 16 2006, 05:33 PM
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QUOTE (Rocky @ Mar 16 2006, 05:33 PM)
thats different than calculating your dna on a wristwatch and somehow connecting it to someone else

it's called exaggeration
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post Mar 16 2006, 05:34 PM
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no its not its called being a commie facist pig!


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post Mar 16 2006, 05:35 PM
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yup. i think cathryn won that one.
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post Mar 16 2006, 05:42 PM
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Ummm... legally speaking, I don't think that sperm/egg donors are responsible for the offspring that result from their donations.


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post Mar 16 2006, 05:48 PM
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i wouldnt even care that i wasn't legally obligated... just don't want some damn kid runnin around tryin to call me daddy
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post Mar 16 2006, 05:49 PM
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QUOTE (Rocky @ Mar 16 2006, 05:34 PM)
no its not its called being a commie facist pig!

i think you're just upset that i called you on your first "you can't be traced back to your semen"
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post Mar 16 2006, 07:02 PM
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maybe these guys need "Operation Smile" laugh.gif
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post Mar 16 2006, 09:49 PM
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QUOTE (impala454 @ Mar 16 2006, 05:48 PM)
i wouldnt even care that i wasn't legally obligated... just don't want some damn kid runnin around tryin to call me daddy

The only difference between some random crazy person doing this and your donates half child is that you cannot retort with a DNA check?
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post Mar 16 2006, 09:50 PM
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QUOTE (Spectatrix @ Mar 16 2006, 05:42 PM)
Ummm... legally speaking, I don't think that sperm/egg donors are responsible for the offspring that result from their donations.

it is supposed to be anonymous
but that doesn't always happen


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post Mar 16 2006, 11:19 PM
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QUOTE (basschick @ Mar 16 2006, 08:50 PM)
it is supposed to be anonymous
but that doesn't always happen

Yeah, I know. But even if the kid finds out who is father is through some freakin DNA thing, I still don't think the sperm donor would be obligated in any way, shape, or form. I think the donor signs away his rights (and responsibilities) to the kid when he donates.

But I'm ineligible for egg donation (genetic disorder), so I wouldn't know for sure.


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post Mar 16 2006, 11:21 PM
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what kind of freaky genetic disease do you have? i knew you were an alien...
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post Mar 16 2006, 11:32 PM
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QUOTE (Lancifer @ Mar 16 2006, 10:21 PM)
what kind of freaky genetic disease do you have? i knew you were an alien...

I have polycystic kidney disease.


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post Mar 17 2006, 12:01 AM
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QUOTE (Seussninja @ Mar 16 2006, 07:02 PM)
maybe these guys need "Operation Smile" laugh.gif

just don't tell the president
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post Mar 17 2006, 12:20 AM
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