The definition of irony. Options

[nickluto]

T.O getting a 3 year offer from the Dallas Cowboys.

[JRockTTU]

FUUUUUUUCK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I"M GOING TO CRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[JRockTTU]

I can't find this anywhere, where did you see it?

[nickluto]

Still a rumor at this point, but he has officially been released from the Seagulls and Dallas is "very interested" as per DMN

http://www.nfl.com/nflnetwork/story/9300482


god help us all.

[JRockTTU]

welp, might be time for me to pack away my Cowboys gear. If they get TO I'll have to be in the market for a new favorite team, as the 'boys will lay dormant until they fire him.

[James]

ROFLMAO

[nickluto]

Keyshawn was cut too...

[James]

And he was only going to make $1.5M.

[JRockTTU]

Yeah, I saw that keyshawn was cut earlier to save 1 mil

[nickluto]

Im hoping this is a pre-emptive strike against TO to raise public outrage to ensure he never makes it to dallas...

[knucklehead]

Terrell Owens' situation continues to be a bit of a saga. Despite denials by agent Drew Rosenhaus that a deal was in place, sources close to the situation and a Lubbock TV station both say that the controversial wide receiver has agreed to a deal with the Dallas Cowboys.

This is insanity.


http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/wcStory?contentId=5403548

[Rocky]

knuckle head

-cathryn

[jonathan83]

he should just go to Houston

[Spectatrix]

Ok ok, I have to ask... why exactly is it ironic that this guy got an offer from the Cowboys?

[moebary]

Ok ok, I have to ask... why exactly is it ironic that this guy got an offer from the Cowboys?

Because he played for the Eagles

and the Eagles vs Cowboys thing between Will and a bunch of other people

[nickluto]

Because he played for the Eagles

and the Eagles vs Cowboys thing between Will and a bunch of other people

Pretty much. Will used to gloat about the eagles and all the cowboy fans here would tell him to eat shit and use TO as smack fodder....


Plus the fact that T.O. got his first blip on the radar when he ran to the 50 yardline and spiked a ball on the cowboys blue star following a touchdown back when he played for the 49ers.


First time Terrell, Owens, what, a, fucking, and douchebag have been uttered in that order up to that point.

[Throwdown]

Because he played for the Eagles

and the Eagles vs Cowboys thing between Will and a bunch of other people

that and the whole "dissing the cowboys by celebrating on their sacred gayass star thing"

[JRockTTU]

I could give two shits about the fact that he was an eagle and will and whatever else. Hell, my brother is a big eagles fan too and when I would talk shit about TO being on his team he would just be like "man, fuck TO." I hate him more from when he was on the Niners and started acting out for attention and did his little attention whoring on our star.

[Spectatrix]

Ah ok, that makes more sense.

[James]

Yeah. I figured it was the star more than the Eagles. Players move around a lot, so that shouldn't matter too much.

[nickluto]

The end is nigh

[Psykopath]

...^nah, don't feel like registering to read the article.

[Spectatrix]

Use the login nothing@test.com w/ password bugmenot. Got it off of the bugmenot website, as right clicking on that site was disabled.

[nickluto]

...^nah, don't feel like registering to read the article.

Just confirmation T.O. has been signed.

[Throwdown]

it's official

what do you have to say, Jason?

[JRockTTU]

I'm now trying to find a new team to root for for the next 3 years. I've gotta pack away the cowboys shirts, hat, blanket, cups, etc. and put the Cowboys in the back of my head for now. I refuse to support Jerry Jones's pocketbook if he's going to make a move like this that is so disrespectful to fans.

[Jwilly]

i thought it was IRONIC because TO spent years trash talking the Cowboys even when he was with the 49ers. but then again, he trash talks everythign

[Seussninja]

so wait, is this football or a soap opera?

For a second there i thought this was a game

[Spectatrix]

so wait, is this football or a soap opera?

It's a little bit of both, methinks.

[Seussninja]

It's a little bit of both, methinks.

Oh, ok. I don't know what this shit is. I like football but i fucking hate soap operas so i'm torn.

A little part of me hopes it turns out like Pro Wrestling

[jwttu]

I'm not a TO fan at all but he isnt keep me from being a cowboys fan.

[Psykopath]

I'm not a TO fan at all but he isnt keep me from being a cowboys fan.

seconded.

[JRockTTU]

I'm not a TO fan at all but he isnt keep me from being a cowboys fan.

I've never been anything but a Cowboys fan. Football is a business. Jerry Jones has chosen to make a business move to hire the biggest "villian" in football, particiularly to the Cowboys, so I choose not to help his business. You have no fucking idea how bitter this shit makes me.

[Throwdown]

I've never been anything but a Cowboys fan. Football is a business. Jerry Jones has chosen to make a business move to hire the biggest "villian" in football, particiularly to the Cowboys, so I choose not to help his business. You have no fucking idea how bitter this shit makes me.

i applaud you for standing up for your convictions. honestly, i'd like the cowboys a lot more if dipshit Jones didn't own the team.

[JRockTTU]

i applaud you for standing up for your convictions. honestly, i'd like the cowboys a lot more if dipshit Jones didn't own the team.

I had been happy with the team steadily improving since Parcells' arrival and it seemed like Jones hadn't made a stupid decision in a while. I guess he was saving it up for one big one. I lived through the 1-15 season, the poor performances in the last half of the 90's until recently, missing the playoffs for like 9 years, but I will not stand for signing T.O.

[nickluto]

i applaud you for standing up for your convictions. honestly, i'd like the cowboys a lot more if dipshit Jones didn't own the team.

JRock is a man of great honor, dignity and integrity !


Best recognize !


BOH!

[woody]

so what happens if the cowboys win the super bowl?

will jrock unpack the cowboys clothing?

[JRockTTU]

so what happens if the cowboys win the super bowl?

will jrock unpack the cowboys clothing?

Nope, I've already declared this weekend that if the Cowboys win the Super Bowl I will still recognize them as the 5 time Super Bowl Champions. I'm not doing this because I'm a fair weather fan or some bullshit like that. I'm packing away the Cowboys stuff in my house for now to protest what I the consumer do not agree with a business doing. Just like if I went to a restaurant all my life and it was my favorite place to eat and then they started making the hamburgers out of dog, I'm not gonna eat there again until they switch back to beef.

I've gotta find a new team to root for just to occupy my mind and get it off of TO during football season. It's not like I'm gonna go out and deck myself up in Steelers garb and be a bandwagon jumper like Will is. I don't plan on buying any other NFL team merchandise, but I'm not spending a dime on Jerry Jones' Cowboys as long as TO is there. And I sure as hell am not planning on buying tickets to the Dallas/Philly game like I had planned.

[GhostofTHECHICKE...]

Nope, I've already declared this weekend that if the Cowboys win the Super Bowl I will still recognize them as the 5 time Super Bowl Champions. I'm not doing this because I'm a fair weather fan or some bullshit like that. I'm packing away the Cowboys stuff in my house for now to protest what I the consumer do not agree with a business doing. Just like if I went to a restaurant all my life and it was my favorite place to eat and then they started making the hamburgers out of dog, I'm not gonna eat there again until they switch back to beef.

I've gotta find a new team to root for just to occupy my mind and get it off of TO during football season. It's not like I'm gonna go out and deck myself up in Steelers garb and be a bandwagon jumper like Will is. I don't plan on buying any other NFL team merchandise, but I'm not spending a dime on Jerry Jones' Cowboys as long as TO is there. And I sure as hell am not planning on buying tickets to the Dallas/Philly game like I had planned.

God you sure are bitching and moaning a lot for something thats not really that big of a deal. Jerry brought in a unruley player who has a lot of talent , nothing to be surprised about. Honestly, if TO will produce im happy with the deal. Its not a long contract so he hopefully wont bitch before his contract is up. Plus the sheer thought of Dallas going to philly NOW is awesome... just adds to the rivalry.

[GOB]

michael irvin is a bigger shitbag than owens

[woody]

eh oh well, people will still watch the cowboys

[Jwilly]

MY PREDICTION FOR NEXT SEASON

COWBOYS 11-5

WIN FIRST ROUND OF PLAYOFFS AGAINST JAGS OR GIANTS
LOSE NEXT ROUND

THATS HOW I ROLE!

even though the Giants thing wont happen in first round

[Seussninja]

MY PREDICTION FOR NEXT SEASON

COWBOYS 11-5

WIN FIRST ROUND OF PLAYOFFS AGAINST JAGS OR GIANTS
LOSE NEXT ROUND

THATS HOW I ROLE!

even though the Giants thing wont happen in first round

thats how you are characterized?

[Slutter McGee]

michael irvin is a bigger shitbag than owens

Irvin was a dumbass and a coke head. He respected the team, and he respected the fans. Frankly, if TO helps the cowboys win, then I really don't give a shit. I just think the Cowboys need somebody who isn't a geriatric to play quarterback.

[JRockTTU]

I'm the opposite, I'd rather have an okay season and gradually improve than sign a shithead. I don't care what any of you say about me being a bandwagon jumper or whatever you're trying to say. I've been a Cowboys fan through plenty of shit, even when everybody in Texas jumped ship to the awesome new expansion Texans. But I refuse to support them if they make such a stupid decision. It's funny to see how many more "fans" come out of the woodwork when the 'boys sign a guy that could possibly make them a contender.

Will might appreciate this, me and my brother were talking about TO last night and I was saying how I can't believe some cowboys fans are excited about getting a cancer on the team and my brother said "I know how they feel, that was me 2 years ago! Fuck TO!" He was stoked when the Eagles got TO but look what that turned in to. I'm gonna resurrect this thread the day that the grumbles in the locker room start, or TO goes to the media about Drew Bledsoe.

And has anybody heard his shitty rap song on www.terrellowens.com? What a fag.

[Throwdown]

i didn't dislike TO when he came to Philly, mainly because i didn't really pay attention to him in San Fran. all i heard was he was bitching about Jeff Garcia, i would too if i was a wr. only last summer did i realize what a nutcase fuckbag he was

i wish i could dig up the old threads that have been deleted, cause i know more than one person said they would stop rooting for the cowboys if TO signed. at least Jason is standing up for what he believes in and doesnt flip flop

[schwab]

i dont think its a good idea for the cowboys to have him....they will still be my second team though

[jwttu]

I'm the opposite, I'd rather have an okay season and gradually improve than sign a shithead. I don't care what any of you say about me being a bandwagon jumper or whatever you're trying to say. I've been a Cowboys fan through plenty of shit, even when everybody in Texas jumped ship to the awesome new expansion Texans. But I refuse to support them if they make such a stupid decision. It's funny to see how many more "fans" come out of the woodwork when the 'boys sign a guy that could possibly make them a contender.

Will might appreciate this, me and my brother were talking about TO last night and I was saying how I can't believe some cowboys fans are excited about getting a cancer on the team and my brother said "I know how they feel, that was me 2 years ago! Fuck TO!" He was stoked when the Eagles got TO but look what that turned in to. I'm gonna resurrect this thread the day that the grumbles in the locker room start, or TO goes to the media about Drew Bledsoe.

And has anybody heard his shitty rap song on www.terrellowens.com? What a fag.

ya i don't doubt owens will most likely be a bad decision in the long run, but there are too many good guys still left on the team for me to jump ship. I'm hoping that maybe this time he is going to be different but its doubtful.


and the rumor around valley ranch now is that the Cowboys are talking to Vanderjagt. This would go against Jerry's philosphy that you shouldn't spend money on a kicker. This should be an interesting year.

[JRockTTU]

ya i don't doubt owens will most likely be a bad decision in the long run, but there are too many good guys still left on the team for me to jump ship. I'm hoping that maybe this time he is going to be different but its doubtful.


and the rumor around valley ranch now is that the Cowboys are talking to Vanderjagt. This would go against Jerry's philosphy that you shouldn't spend money on a kicker. This should be an interesting year.

Good guys? Are we talking talent wise or personality wise? Because I'll give you personality wise, there are some nice guys, until we find out who's been banging hookers and who's been doing coke. Talent wise? Dat's gone, Larry Allen is gone, La'Roi Glover is gone, Key is gone, they still don't have an offensive line or consistent wide receivers, Roy Williams is at the wrong position. I couldn't have said this better myself:

Jones great owner, #$%! GM

With all the praise I just gave Jerry Jones as the greatest owner in sports and as the real NFL commissioner, he is far and away the league's worst general manager.

Signing Owens is a desperate move by a desperate team that hasn't won a playoff game in a decade. It's such a travesty that it's comical.

It's the greatest sellout in the history of sports. It's the equivalent of a baseball team signing Rafael Palmeiro this season. This is like finding out your wife is cheating on you and then inviting the guy she's cheating with to come live with you.

If any team had extra motivation to stay away from Owens, it was Dallas because of what Owens did to the star at Texas Stadium. The Cowboys will be the laughingstock of the NFL in three years (or less) for bringing this gas can and book of matches into their locker room.

Having to ever share a table with Drew Rosenhaus should have told Jones everything he needed to know about this transaction.

http://sportssay.beloblog.com/?nl

[impala454]

I hate the cowboys but I can sympathize. There have been a couple guys I hated end up on my teams (Jeff Kent on the 'stros, Charles Barkely on the Rockets, etc).

[Throwdown]

they also got Vanderjerk

haha

[James]

Least they finally have a good kicker.

[Throwdown]

Least they finally have a good kicker.

Vanderchoke is about as bad as Manning when it comes to laying down in big games.

but the Cowboys will never play in a big game, so its a moot point

[JRockTTU]

Jerry Jones is just trying to find the most obnoxious loud mouths in the league and put them on his roster. They will trade up to draft Vince Young just because he brings talking in 3rd person to the table:

It's good to see Vince Young using the third person when discussing himself, as noted by Calvin Watkins' quote:

"I just want to continue being Vince Young," he said. "You hear so much that Vince is not working out and not doing this and that. This shows I'm working."

[Throwdown]

haha

in all honesty i think the Cowboys will go something like 10-6 and make the second round of the playoffs this year. TO seems to have a one year shelflife, and it usually takes Vanderjoke's teammates about a year to realize how much of a dickhead he is

but year 2 should be a comedy goldmine, especially since expectations will be riding high and the bandwaggoners will be out in full force

[JRockTTU]

haha

in all honesty i think the Cowboys will go something like 10-6 and make the second round of the playoffs this year. TO seems to have a one year shelflife, and it usually takes Vanderjoke's teammates about a year to realize how much of a dickhead he is

but year 2 should be a comedy goldmine, especially since expectations will be riding high and the bandwaggoners will be out in full force

Hell yeah, fuck the bandwagonners. I'm the opposite, my team signs some good players that are a terrible decision and look like a better team and I'm going to avoid them on the grounds of principal when everybody else is gonna go out and buy their shit because they might be good.

[James]

Vanderchoke is about as bad as Manning when it comes to laying down in big games.

but the Cowboys will never play in a big game, so its a moot point

So as I said, they finally got a good kicker

[Throwdown]

for jason. it looks just gay enough that i figured hed like it

[JRockTTU]

You know I'm gayer than that.

[Throwdown]

You know I'm gayer than that.

speaking of which

[JRockTTU]

How often do you google David Hasselhoff, will?