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 Jun 17 2007, 11:48 PM
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 Group: Members Posts: 10,620 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Houston, TX Member No.: 48  |
Just a general curiosity... I'm going under the knife tomorrow and was wondering how the board here added up.
I had a herniated disc removed a couple years ago, Had an abcess done a couple months ago, and now the resulting fistula tomorrow 
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Jun 17 2007, 11:52 PM
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 Eric The Sexy Group: Moderators Posts: 831 Joined: 23-February 06 Member No.: 30 |
3, two general, one local
and I'm counting LASIK |
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Jun 17 2007, 11:53 PM
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CHEE CHEE Group: Members Posts: 5,026 Joined: 23-February 06 From: trapped in the hoezone layer Member No.: 39 |
had a local when i got my wisdom teeth out not a problem, didnt notice, didnt swell, over all a fun time
had a general and couple hour long surgery when i was years younger to remove a burst and rotting appendix and to clean out the resulting infections i had. obviously dont remember much but its always pretty cool when you are on the verge of going on conscious and everything is really surreal. recovery (or if you got major pain prior to surgery obviously) is always the tough part. ask for a morphenine drip! -------------------- Little monkeys making money
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Jun 17 2007, 11:57 PM
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 Group: Members Posts: 1,761 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Lubbock/Dubai Member No.: 57 |
eh forgot about wisdom teeth for local one, so i guess i have had two surgeries....one for my leg where i was completely out...and one local
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Jun 18 2007, 12:02 AM
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Group: Members Posts: 10,620 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Houston, TX Member No.: 48 |
QUOTE (Testm0nkey @ Jun 18 2007, 12:53 AM)  had a local when i got my wisdom teeth out not a problem, didnt notice, didnt swell, over all a fun time had a general and couple hour long surgery when i was years younger to remove a burst and rotting appendix and to clean out the resulting infections i had. obviously dont remember much but its always pretty cool when you are on the verge of going on conscious and everything is really surreal. recovery (or if you got major pain prior to surgery obviously) is always the tough part. ask for a morphenine drip! seriously I think that is one of the coolest feelings in the world when they put you to sleep (not that i'd want more surgery). and yeah recovery sucks. always the worst pain. i gots me a big nice bottle of morphine for when I get home. hopefully they'll load me up on dilaudid at the hospital before they send me home. |
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Jun 18 2007, 12:05 AM
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Group: Members Posts: 1,761 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Lubbock/Dubai Member No.: 57 |
what are you getting done?
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Jun 18 2007, 12:13 AM
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Group: Members Posts: 10,620 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Houston, TX Member No.: 48 |
I had an abcess, had that cut open and drained and now have a fistula. gettin it taken care of in the morning. if you care for more of the disgustingly painful detail, just google 'fistulotomy'
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Jun 18 2007, 12:19 AM
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CHEE CHEE Group: Members Posts: 5,026 Joined: 23-February 06 From: trapped in the hoezone layer Member No.: 39 |
i mean unconscious
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Jun 18 2007, 06:12 AM
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Fool Group: Members Posts: 2,127 Joined: 23-February 06 From: LBB Member No.: 56 |
General:
Tonsils/ear plug Local: Wisdom Teeth - they only pulled three and fourth just grew in, so may have to go back if it gets bad. Removal of mole on back of neck Removal of cyst on forehead Partial removal of toenail Can't think of any others -------------------- Spam? Isn't that something poor people eat?
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Jun 18 2007, 08:21 AM
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 New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15 |
I had my tonsils taken out back in December... that was not fun. They always say its really hard for adults to recover from that and they werent joking.
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Jun 18 2007, 08:22 AM
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Fool Group: Members Posts: 2,127 Joined: 23-February 06 From: LBB Member No.: 56 |
But think of all the extra room you have in your throat now
  And now I'm gonna go learn more educational psychology...woohoo. -------------------- Spam? Isn't that something poor people eat?
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Jun 18 2007, 10:02 AM
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New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15 |
shut up, James. Brandon is supposed to make those jokes...not you
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Jun 18 2007, 10:05 AM
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Group: Admin Posts: 6,906 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Austin Member No.: 9 |
1 local, 1 general. General was having my gallbladder taken out; local was removing part of a toenail due to a nasty infection there.
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Jun 18 2007, 12:08 PM
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Fool Group: Members Posts: 2,127 Joined: 23-February 06 From: LBB Member No.: 56 |
That's the difference. I'm joking, he's serious
-------------------- Spam? Isn't that something poor people eat?
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Jun 18 2007, 05:13 PM
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 Group: Moderators Posts: 1,551 Joined: 19-April 06 From: Lubbock Member No.: 162 |
general to remove a mass under my vocal chords in the 7th grade. Overall wasn't bad, recovered in a few days.
I haven't had any local unless you count the 4 teeth I had removed sophomore year of high school...bone scissors are not fun. 
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Jun 18 2007, 05:20 PM
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 monogamous gays & stem cells Group: Members Posts: 3,789 Joined: 22-February 06 Member No.: 8 |
QUOTE (Testm0nkey @ Jun 18 2007, 12:53 AM) had a local when i got my wisdom teeth out not a problem, didnt notice, didnt swell, over all a fun time i had general when i got mine out, but had no problems, no soreness (with pills, of course). that's about it. |
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Jun 18 2007, 09:19 PM
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 GORILLA FLUFFER  Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
i guess i'm the only one so far that has never had a surgery?
--------------------  QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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Jun 18 2007, 11:51 PM
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 Oh baby bring me down Group: Agents Posts: 4,115 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Way out yonder Member No.: 68 |
1 gen 1 local.
My brothers' balls were too big, and had to get surgery to reduce them about 4 years ago. -------------------- Southern Rock, beer and bears!
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Jun 19 2007, 06:24 AM
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 Group: Agents Posts: 4,026 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lu-bok Member No.: 41 |
2 general surgeries. one wisdom teeth and one jaw biopsy.
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Jun 19 2007, 06:58 AM
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Group: Members Posts: 1,761 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Lubbock/Dubai Member No.: 57 |
im guessing everything went ok?
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Jun 19 2007, 02:26 PM
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Group: Moderators Posts: 1,551 Joined: 19-April 06 From: Lubbock Member No.: 162 |
QUOTE (chook @ Jun 18 2007, 11:51 PM) 1 gen 1 local. My brothers' balls were too big, and had to get surgery to reduce them about 4 years ago. haha....that's awesome. Hernia? Was it Joey? -------------------- Je suis toute du merde.
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Jun 19 2007, 04:06 PM
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 Group: Moderators Posts: 2,558 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Seoul, South Korea Member No.: 28 |
1 local. i got stitches when i was younger. does that count?
but in the very soon future ill be getting my wisdom teeth out. so i guess thats local? ive heard there are different kinds, including laughing gas. those are all local im guessing right? --------------------  |
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Jun 19 2007, 04:21 PM
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No day but today... Group: Members Posts: 773 Joined: 22-February 06 Member No.: 5 |
I put two because I was thinking about my back surgery and my wisdom tooth surgery, both of which I was completely out for.
Then someone reminded me that I've also had multiple visits for ingrown toenails where they numb the toes (my big toe on each foot) and cut some of the nail away. Is that a surgery? If so my number changes from 2 to 4. -------------------- Forget regret
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Jun 19 2007, 04:24 PM
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Fool Group: Members Posts: 2,127 Joined: 23-February 06 From: LBB Member No.: 56 |
Pretty sure wisdom teeth can be either local or general. I always thought of gas as more of a general anesthetic than a local anesthetic.
-------------------- Spam? Isn't that something poor people eat?
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Jun 19 2007, 04:26 PM
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Fool Group: Members Posts: 2,127 Joined: 23-February 06 From: LBB Member No.: 56 |
QUOTE (kcroxyoursox @ Jun 19 2007, 05:21 PM) I put two because I was thinking about my back surgery and my wisdom tooth surgery, both of which I was completely out for. Then someone reminded me that I've also had multiple visits for ingrown toenails where they numb the toes (my big toe on each foot) and cut some of the nail away. Is that a surgery? If so my number changes from 2 to 4. The toenails are definitely surgery if you look at the bill Damn that's expensive. Why didn't they kill your matrix though? Would've saved you from having to keep going back.
-------------------- Spam? Isn't that something poor people eat?
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Jun 19 2007, 05:54 PM
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Group: Admin Posts: 6,906 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Austin Member No.: 9 |
QUOTE (kcroxyoursox @ Jun 19 2007, 05:21 PM) I put two because I was thinking about my back surgery and my wisdom tooth surgery, both of which I was completely out for. Then someone reminded me that I've also had multiple visits for ingrown toenails where they numb the toes (my big toe on each foot) and cut some of the nail away. Is that a surgery? If so my number changes from 2 to 4. I counted my toenail surgery (infection from a cactus thorn or something -- never did figure out exactly what happened), so you may as well count yours! 
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Jun 19 2007, 06:41 PM
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Fool Group: Members Posts: 2,127 Joined: 23-February 06 From: LBB Member No.: 56 |
Speaking of toenails, I just kicked my cabinet on accident and now have blood under my nail. Not sure why the blood is at the base though.
-------------------- Spam? Isn't that something poor people eat?
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Jun 20 2007, 12:54 AM
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Group: Members Posts: 10,620 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Houston, TX Member No.: 48 |
QUOTE (schwab @ Jun 19 2007, 07:58 AM) im guessing everything went ok? yeah except for some weird reason the morphine pills they gave me did nothing, so when the local anesthetic wore off it was some of the worst pain of my entire life. |
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