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jonathan83
post Mar 26 2007, 09:02 AM
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ok just kidding, she accidentally overdosed.

http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/TV/03/26/s...opsy/index.html


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woody
post Mar 26 2007, 09:24 AM
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BREAKING NEWS!!!

Anna Nicole Smith is still dead


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post Mar 26 2007, 03:10 PM
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post Mar 26 2007, 03:27 PM
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after trim spa she is low fat. Only you would want to eat that!


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post Mar 26 2007, 03:39 PM
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QUOTE (chook @ Mar 26 2007, 04:27 PM) *
after trim spa she is low fat. Only you would want to eat that!




fuck eating her..... i'm taking that whore to the taxidermist!


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post Mar 26 2007, 05:54 PM
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omg, wtf? I cannot believe that she died of a drug overdose. That is just so tragic and unexpected!! I mean she was such a wonderful and noble big-titted blonde. She did so many great things for the world like wearing tiny dresses and slurring during interviews. The positive impact she had will always remain.



I mean, who could forget those things, really? they were huge.


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post Mar 26 2007, 07:32 PM
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my original question remains

WHO THE FUCK CARES ABOUT THIS BITCh

seriously....i dont care, why do news channel feel its newsworthy minus the fact that she was a fucking whore


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post Mar 26 2007, 07:37 PM
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seriously, she was the ass end of a million jokes six weeks ago, but as soon as she dies, it's such a tragedy.

her fifteen minutes should have been that movie where she got railed.
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post Mar 26 2007, 07:38 PM
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sadly, I think that depressed, upper middle class housewives with too much time on their hands is the answer to your question. Celebrity gossip is dominating magazines and television because rich, white women have nothing better to do than discuss who brad pitt's fucking this week.


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post Mar 26 2007, 07:41 PM
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if they could somehow market this death with american idol, it would be an international phenomenon.
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post Mar 26 2007, 08:26 PM
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Poor people are at fault. They're so depressed about not having any money that they have to get joy out of hearing about rich people dying.


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post Mar 26 2007, 08:30 PM
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im interested in the story because i want to know what will happen to the child it is tragic and its not funny when a baby's life is going to be surrounded by this forever and she has adults fighting tooth and nail over her presumably because of the cash she'll rake in. im curious how the courts will settle it. but yeah its just about boobs, you perverts


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post Mar 26 2007, 10:23 PM
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QUOTE (Testm0nkey @ Mar 26 2007, 09:30 PM) *
but yeah its just about boobs, you perverts

not just any ordinary boobs!


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post Mar 27 2007, 05:23 AM
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QUOTE (jonathan83 @ Mar 26 2007, 11:23 PM) *
not just any ordinary boobs!



i just still can't get over the idea that she's been tainted by an 89 year old man.......


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post Mar 29 2007, 11:10 AM
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Damn. If she was murdered, it would make the baby mama drama even more interesting.


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post Mar 29 2007, 03:24 PM
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i was hoping OJ simpson did it


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post Mar 29 2007, 03:34 PM
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i was hop-


oh wait i don't GIVE A FUCK ABOUT PEOPLE WHO MEAN NOTHING TO ME
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post Mar 29 2007, 07:37 PM
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QUOTE (Seussninja @ Mar 29 2007, 04:34 PM) *
i was hop-
oh wait i don't GIVE A FUCK ABOUT PEOPLE WHO MEAN NOTHING TO ME



but what about all the great sex we had?!!! does that mean nothing to you greg?!!!


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post Mar 29 2007, 10:09 PM
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but what about all the great sex we had?!!! does that mean nothing to you greg?!!!



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post Apr 1 2007, 11:50 AM
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get a room.....and let me know which one it is so I can bring a camera and a shotgun.


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post Apr 10 2007, 03:03 PM
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http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/anna_nicole_smith

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post Apr 10 2007, 04:07 PM
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post Apr 10 2007, 04:14 PM
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ha, you can see the dollar signs in his eyes


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post Apr 10 2007, 04:19 PM
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i guess there are some good reasons not to pull out when banging famous bitches.


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post Apr 10 2007, 05:44 PM
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Whats funny is that this doesn't matter at all. Supreme court has already ruled on a case like this.

With howard Stern's name on the birth certificate, and Howard recognized as the father IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO THE BLOOD PARENT IS.

MICHAEL H. v. GERALD D.
491 U.S. 110 (1989)
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Unless the Legislature in California has changed the law, ONLY a parent of the child (or the child) can challenge the legitimacy of the childs true father.

And by parent i mean the one who is held to be father (Howard in this case). So even with Stern not being the blood parent, he is STILL the father legally, and the other guy can't claim visitation rights or anything because he can't challenge in court that he is the parent of the child...

So yeah, if Cali hasn't changed laws since 1989 then we get to hear about ANNA and her baby for A LOT LONGER.... god save us


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post Apr 10 2007, 08:05 PM
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MICHAEL H. v. GERALD D. doesn't apply here, Stern wasn't married to Smith

"The court ultimately granted Gerald summary judgment on the ground that there were no triable issues of fact as to paternity under Cal. Evid. Code 621, which provides that a child born to a married woman living with her husband, who is neither impotent nor sterile, is presumed to be a child of the marriage, and that this presumption may be rebutted only by the husband or wife, and then only in limited circumstances. "
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QUOTE (moebary @ Apr 10 2007, 09:05 PM) *
MICHAEL H. v. GERALD D. doesn't apply here, Stern wasn't married to Smith

"The court ultimately granted Gerald summary judgment on the ground that there were no triable issues of fact as to paternity under Cal. Evid. Code 621, which provides that a child born to a married woman living with her husband, who is neither impotent nor sterile, is presumed to be a child of the marriage, and that this presumption may be rebutted only by the husband or wife, and then only in limited circumstances. "

Yes, but didn't she hold Stern out to be the father? And since niether would have been "the husband" that the baby was born to, neither really has right to challenge. So either A) the parent anna chose gets the kid, or cool.gif we're in for new ground that lets the ACTUAL blood father get it.

Sadly we still have to hear about the dead bitch for even longer either way


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Well Howard Stern seems to be taking the news very maturely. He and Birkhead were talking about a transition period over which to give custody over to Birkhead, which I think is best for the kiddo. Plus it sounds like Birkhead has no problems with giving Stern (and maybe Virgie Arthur too) visitation rights with her.

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stop caring about this shit!


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