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Dogmeat View Member Profile	Feb 19 2007, 07:33 PM Post #1
DEATH TO ....something? Group: Members Posts: 5,618 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Parker, CO Member No.: 55	We will all be stuck unless we do this But we don't know how We must figure out how to appease the Paste Lord ...... -------------------- I r Ur Gawd!

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theIncredibleEdi... theIncredibleEdibleDuane View Member Profile	Feb 19 2007, 07:34 PM Post #2
Group: Members Posts: 1,566 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Houston, TX Member No.: 66	Uhhhh

Rocky View Member Profile	Feb 19 2007, 07:35 PM Post #3
ROCKPACALYPSE NOW Group: Members Posts: 1,519 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Dallas, TX Member No.: 13	http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4758926671751377478 -------------------- QUOTE (Lance) now we have some dude from argentina wondering how to fuck dogmeat

Dogmeat View Member Profile	Feb 19 2007, 07:41 PM Post #4
DEATH TO ....something? Group: Members Posts: 5,618 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Parker, CO Member No.: 55	QUOTE (Rocky @ Feb 19 2007, 08:35 PM) http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4758926671751377478 The Paste Lord has approved your offering! He will visit you in a dream tonite so as you may know of his will ... As I am his humble servant, I shall also mail you a book of stamps as payment for your service. -------------------- I r Ur Gawd!

Dogmeat View Member Profile	Feb 19 2007, 07:43 PM Post #5
DEATH TO ....something? Group: Members Posts: 5,618 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Parker, CO Member No.: 55	The Paste Lord has given us a task! He wishes us to figure out what in the hell this is! -------------------- I r Ur Gawd!

GOB View Member Profile	Feb 19 2007, 07:46 PM Post #6
monogamous gays & stem cells Group: Members Posts: 3,789 Joined: 22-February 06 Member No.: 8	boyz 2 men

griseyeux View Member Profile	Feb 19 2007, 07:49 PM Post #7
Group: Moderators Posts: 1,551 Joined: 19-April 06 From: Lubbock Member No.: 162	the oakridge boys? would the paste lord be pleased with a gigantic paste orgy in which all of the techsans gather to slather themselves in various pastes and rub upon each other until we find ourselves stuck together in a giant mass of paste, sex and humanity? -------------------- Je suis toute du merde. ....bitches!!!!!

Rocky View Member Profile	Feb 19 2007, 07:56 PM Post #8
ROCKPACALYPSE NOW Group: Members Posts: 1,519 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Dallas, TX Member No.: 13	QUOTE (griseyeux @ Feb 19 2007, 07:49 PM) the oakridge boys? would the paste lord be pleased with a gigantic paste orgy in which all of the techsans gather to slather themselves in various pastes and rub upon each other until we find ourselves stuck together in a giant mass of paste, sex and humanity? Are you coming onto me ? -------------------- QUOTE (Lance) now we have some dude from argentina wondering how to fuck dogmeat

griseyeux View Member Profile	Feb 19 2007, 08:02 PM Post #9
Group: Moderators Posts: 1,551 Joined: 19-April 06 From: Lubbock Member No.: 162	QUOTE (Rocky @ Feb 19 2007, 07:56 PM) Are you coming onto me ? oh there are so many options.... no, but your mom was coming onto me. (a slight variation in spelling would make the previous statement even more disturbing, but that one's obvious) if we were able to have the paste orgy there would be alot of people cumming onto you. i really should stop with all of the innuendo, but I'm so simple-minded and slap happy that it is severely entertaining to me.............. and no one else. -------------------- Je suis toute du merde. ....bitches!!!!!

Dogmeat View Member Profile	Feb 19 2007, 08:11 PM Post #10
DEATH TO ....something? Group: Members Posts: 5,618 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Parker, CO Member No.: 55	QUOTE (griseyeux @ Feb 19 2007, 08:49 PM) the oakridge boys? would the paste lord be pleased with a gigantic paste orgy in which all of the techsans gather to slather themselves in various pastes and rub upon each other until we find ourselves stuck together in a giant mass of paste, sex and humanity? L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-Let-t-t-t-t-t-t-t- us .... L-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-OOoOOoOooOOOOOoovvVVVVVvvVVVEEeeeeeeEEE on one another say black man from the 70! Black man from the 70 say "HoooOOOOoooo!" All the skinny little white girl say "HeeeeEEEEEyyyYYY!" We got all this the Paste Lawd! Up he-ar! In the ... HOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUSE! Black man from the 70 say! Evayboday! WOSHIP'! Tha Paste Lawd! WOSHIP'! HIM! hEY bABY aW yEAH! We be AAAAAAAAAAAAAAWL the Paste Lawd's Disciples naw! Black man from the 70 say! PEACE OUT! -------------------- I r Ur Gawd!

griseyeux View Member Profile	Feb 19 2007, 08:15 PM Post #11
Group: Moderators Posts: 1,551 Joined: 19-April 06 From: Lubbock Member No.: 162	QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Feb 19 2007, 08:11 PM) L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-Let-t-t-t-t-t-t-t- us .... L-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-OOoOOoOooOOOOOoovvVVVVVvvVVVEEeeeeeeEEE on one another say black man from the 70! Black man from the 70 say "HoooOOOOoooo!" All the skinny little white girl say "HeeeeEEEEEyyyYYY!" We got all this the Paste Lawd! Up he-ar! In the ... HOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUSE! Black man from the 70 say! Evayboday! WOSHIP'! Tha Paste Lawd! WOSHIP'! HIM! hEY bABY aW yEAH! We be AAAAAAAAAAAAAAWL the Paste Lawd's Disciples naw! Black man from the 70 say! PEACE OUT! Dogmeat: should we blame drugs, booze or Colorado for your current psychosis? -------------------- Je suis toute du merde. ....bitches!!!!!

Dogmeat View Member Profile	Feb 19 2007, 08:16 PM Post #12
DEATH TO ....something? Group: Members Posts: 5,618 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Parker, CO Member No.: 55	QUOTE (griseyeux @ Feb 19 2007, 09:15 PM) Dogmeat: should we blame drugs, booze or Colorado for your current psychosis? I'm single now Like for %100 really real actually %100 real. So now I have no excuse whatsoever to act normal anymore -------------------- I r Ur Gawd!

griseyeux View Member Profile	Feb 19 2007, 08:19 PM Post #13
Group: Moderators Posts: 1,551 Joined: 19-April 06 From: Lubbock Member No.: 162	QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Feb 19 2007, 08:16 PM) I'm single now Like for %100 really real actually %100 real. So now I have no excuse whatsoever to act normal anymore congrats!! I'll drink to that. -------------------- Je suis toute du merde. ....bitches!!!!!

Dogmeat View Member Profile	Feb 19 2007, 08:31 PM Post #14
DEATH TO ....something? Group: Members Posts: 5,618 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Parker, CO Member No.: 55	http://www.break.com/index/best_workout_ever.html -------------------- I r Ur Gawd!

Rocky View Member Profile	Feb 20 2007, 07:02 AM Post #15
ROCKPACALYPSE NOW Group: Members Posts: 1,519 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Dallas, TX Member No.: 13	Wait, now dogmeat....ARE YOU COMING ON TO ME !?!?! -------------------- QUOTE (Lance) now we have some dude from argentina wondering how to fuck dogmeat

Mommy View Member Profile	Feb 20 2007, 09:09 AM Post #16
New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15	this thread made me laugh

impala454 View Member Profile	Feb 20 2007, 09:33 AM Post #17
Group: Members Posts: 10,620 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Houston, TX Member No.: 48	Paste Lord says yall are fucked up

The Fanatic View Member Profile	Feb 20 2007, 10:23 AM Post #18
Do they ignore parts of reality? Group: Moderators Posts: 2,935 Joined: 23-February 06 From: South Overton!!! Member No.: 46	The paste lord is dead! -------------------- A psychotic world we live in. The madmen are in power. How long have we known this? Faced this? And--how many of us do know it? Perhaps if you know you are insane then you are not insane. Or you are becoming sane, finally. Waking up. I suppose only a few are aware of all this. Isolated persons here and there. But the broad masses... what do they think? All these hundreds of thousands in this city, here. Do they imagine that they live in a sane world? Or do they guess, glimpse, the truth...? -Philip K. Dick

Dogmeat View Member Profile	Apr 24 2007, 11:58 AM Post #19
DEATH TO ....something? Group: Members Posts: 5,618 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Parker, CO Member No.: 55	No! The Paste Lord .....He RETURNS!!!!! He came to me in my dreams a night ago! He requires us all to wiggle uncontrollably at an inapropriate time during the afternoon today! He also requires us to report in great detail the effects of this uncontrolled wiggeling! HAIL THE PASTE LORD!!!! -------------------- I r Ur Gawd!

Mommy View Member Profile	Apr 24 2007, 12:24 PM Post #20
New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15	I just wiggled uncontrollably to appease the Paste Lord. Im here at work. They told me to pack up my desk. thanks a lot, Paste Lord

Divergent Realit... Divergent Reality View Member Profile	Apr 24 2007, 03:08 PM Post #21
Group: Agents Posts: 4,026 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lu-bok Member No.: 41	i just wiggled as well. i am alone in my apartment wearing boxers. noone cares. -------------------- 32-bit whore

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