the fe-hater thread Options

[Mommy]

Since I apparently hate all females, I started a thread to discuss what exactly it is that I hate.

Please note that obvious exceptions to this female rule are Scarlett Johanson, Rachel McAdams, Sandra Bullock, Jennifer Aniston, and my best friend Stephanie (picture below) because they are all really gorgeous and either good actresses or extremely funny and entertaining.

Things I hate
1) fat, obnoxious girls who have a giant stick up their ass because they are fat (im sure you know what im talking about...those girls who wont even look at a girl who is 10 pounds less than them or they will cry like its the end of the world when they get rejected by a guy who probably rejected them more for their attitude than for their weight)
2) Girls who wear eskimo boots and tuck their jeans into them. Yeah, I dont like eskimo boots much, but I wont hate you if you wear them with a skirt or wear your pant leg OVER the boot.
3) Girls who get drunk and start giving each other lap dances as to gain attention from guys near by.
4) Girls who go to college to get their MRS degree instead of realizing that they can be successful on their own
5) Girls who spend enormous amounts of money on a fucking purse or pair of shoes when I can get something that looks the exact same for hundreds of dollars cheaper (one exception to this rule)




So, yes, Im sure you can totally see where Im a total fem hater. Forget the fact that my best friend attracts men like a moth to a streetlamp. Im a total fem hater so beware, females of this board. I HATE YOU

[Mommy]

Then again, most of the girls on this board look like guys, so it might be a moot point

[Psykopath]

Then again, most of the girls on this board look like guys, so it might be a moot point

Elton John: "The Bitch is Back"




wait wait....wrong thread.

[The Fanatic]

Since I apparently hate all females, I started a thread to discuss what exactly it is that I hate.

Please note that obvious exceptions to this female rule are Scarlett Johanson, Rachel McAdams, Sandra Bullock, Jennifer Aniston, and my best friend Stephanie (picture below) because they are all really gorgeous and either good actresses or extremely funny and entertaining.

Things I hate
1) fat, obnoxious girls who have a giant stick up their ass because they are fat (im sure you know what im talking about...those girls who wont even look at a girl who is 10 pounds less than them or they will cry like its the end of the world when they get rejected by a guy who probably rejected them more for their attitude than for their weight)
2) Girls who wear eskimo boots and tuck their jeans into them. Yeah, I dont like eskimo boots much, but I wont hate you if you wear them with a skirt or wear your pant leg OVER the boot.
3) Girls who get drunk and start giving each other lap dances as to gain attention from guys near by.
4) Girls who go to college to get their MRS degree instead of realizing that they can be successful on their own
5) Girls who spend enormous amounts of money on a fucking purse or pair of shoes when I can get something that looks the exact same for hundreds of dollars cheaper (one exception to this rule)


So, yes, Im sure you can totally see where Im a total fem hater. Forget the fact that my best friend attracts men like a moth to a streetlamp. Im a total fem hater so beware, females of this board. I HATE YOU

I agree for the most part. I hate retarded people...

edit, by retarded I don't mean people that are born with a mental handicap...

This post has been edited by Dr. Gonzo: Jan 13 2007, 03:22 PM

[GOB]

well hey this is good. the first step is admitting you have a problem.

[FORSAKENR320]

apparently stephanie also attracts closet dykes....



at least jessica has admitted to this also...

[Testm0nkey]

what i hate about girls are girls who always say they hate all females. if you cant get along with any normal females theres probably a problem with you. making sweeping insults also wont win your friends

[pysex]

This is Jessica's bumper sticker.

[James]

Cool

[Spectatrix]

[Rocky]

*picks up thread

*squeezes gently

*lightly knocks on it


Nah, not a good thread. Think I'll pass.

[DaveFireDancer19]

haha yes

[Mommy]

Then again, most of the girls on this board look like guys, so it might be a moot point

I dont remember typing this.

Not that I disagree, but yeah

I love you, Christine

[Mommy]

apparently stephanie also attracts closet dykes....



at least jessica has admitted to this also...

You only say that because you WISH it was true so you could rationalize why I never talk to you; however, as stated in other threads, keep wishing... because I would never give you the time of day.

OH NO! does this make me a man-hater too?

[Spectatrix]

You're just a misanthrope.

[Mommy]

You're just a misanthrope.

I like people and trust people....just not most of the people on here

BIG WORDS

[GOB]

I dont remember typing this.

haha, right. you've said that at least a handful of times in the recent past.

not that i disagree either, but yeah.

[Psykopath]

I dont remember typing this.

riiiiiiight

[woody]

fuck women...literally

[Mommy]

ok seriously. i didnt type that. its like starting a "ban me thread" whenever i say something about him, but Will must have typed that second post. Again, not that i disagree with the post, but i didnt type it

[FORSAKENR320]

ok seriously. i didnt type that. its like starting a "ban me thread" whenever i say something about him, but Will must have typed that second post. Again, not that i disagree with the post, but i didnt type it

THEN WHY ARE YOU BITCHING?! if you do not disagree with it, then you might as well have typed it anyway.

unless of course you are exactly the girl that cupcake was talking about. that girl in the club that can't help but sneer at all other women. except apparently he forgot 1 detail.... you're the kind of girl that will sneer and despise all other females, but still smile and say "hi! i'm so glad to see you!" right after talking shit about them.


someone should change the name of this thread to "Hypocrisy 101" welcome to class, jessica will be your instructor this morning

[griseyeux]

Then again, most of the girls on this board look like guys, so it might be a moot point

I have no personal ill will against you jessica, but I do not think that I look like a man....whether or not I act like one is highly debateable, but I have always found that it's easier to get along with men rather than women...

but I do find it interesting that you criticize women for going for there MRS....and how long have you and will been together? The length of time is not what's genuinely important-it's more the fact that it seems from the postings on this site that you and will are always of the exact same opinion, which makes me wonder whose opinion it genuinely is....

ultimately, it is none of my business, though.

if you really feel that you are the most attractive female on the boards, (your statement of not disagreeing with the claim means that you probably genuinely do) then that makes you no better than the ugg boot-wearing, self-centered, ditzes you claim to hate. For you to rationalize yourself as the most attractive means that you are judging meerly by outward appearances. If your flaws aren't necessarily on the outside (which isn't to say you don't have any external flaws, this is merely a hypothetical) that doesn't mean that you are more worthy of attention or praise than any other woman on these boards. Viewing yourself as the most physically attractive means inevitably that you probably have more flaws on the inside. Also, trying to assert such a claim makes you seem quite insecure. If you were genuinely confident of your attractiveness then you would not need to tell others how attractive you are, it would be evident.

sorry if this seems like an attack, I'm just trying to rationalize your agreement to such a claim.

[Psykopath]

^^^




Pretty much sums up how the majority of us stand.

[Billy]

Wow, she really knows how to rile you all up.

[Psykopath]

Wow, she really knows how to rile you all up.

Now if only she'd spout out Communist propaganda, then we'd be set...right Billy?








































j/k!

[griseyeux]

Wow, she really knows how to rile you all up.

I think that my response was fairly analytical....no name calling, no personal drama, simply an analysis of the statement and the contexts under which it would be true or untrue. Like I said no ill will.

[Mommy]

I have no personal ill will against you jessica, but I do not think that I look like a man....whether or not I act like one is highly debateable, but I have always found that it's easier to get along with men rather than women...

but I do find it interesting that you criticize women for going for there MRS....and how long have you and will been together? The length of time is not what's genuinely important-it's more the fact that it seems from the postings on this site that you and will are always of the exact same opinion, which makes me wonder whose opinion it genuinely is....

ultimately, it is none of my business, though.

if you really feel that you are the most attractive female on the boards, (your statement of not disagreeing with the claim means that you probably genuinely do) then that makes you no better than the ugg boot-wearing, self-centered, ditzes you claim to hate. For you to rationalize yourself as the most attractive means that you are judging meerly by outward appearances. If your flaws aren't necessarily on the outside (which isn't to say you don't have any external flaws, this is merely a hypothetical) that doesn't mean that you are more worthy of attention or praise than any other woman on these boards. Viewing yourself as the most physically attractive means inevitably that you probably have more flaws on the inside. Also, trying to assert such a claim makes you seem quite insecure. If you were genuinely confident of your attractiveness then you would not need to tell others how attractive you are, it would be evident.

sorry if this seems like an attack, I'm just trying to rationalize your agreement to such a claim.

[Psykopath]

So a posted picture of Jenna at a party means...?!

[griseyeux]

this makes me laugh...you do realize that I actually posted that picture, right? Obviously, subtle satire has escaped you... let me clarify- I put sexy pic because it's not one and I posted it because I don't care how unattractive I appear. I am fully aware that my armpits are sweaty...what you don't seem to understand is that physical attractiveness pales in comparison to genuine confidence and a good personality... like i said, I wasn't trying to attack you- I was only analyzing the statement to which you agreed and its implications. I do find it terribly ironic however that you would agree with the statement and also simultaneously criticize other girls who think too much of their own outward appearance.physical beauty never lasts, but the one constant in your life will always be yourself so work on being a better person rather than a more physically beautiful person. If you want to claim that you're the queen of this sausage fest then be my guest, I don't care about being the most pretty and I never will.

And I'm done.

This was very entertaining thank you for playing my little game...and good luck.

[Mommy]

I have no personal ill will against you jessica, but I do not think that I look like a man....whether or not I act like one is highly debateable, but I have always found that it's easier to get along with men rather than women...

but I do find it interesting that you criticize women for going for there MRS....and how long have you and will been together? The length of time is not what's genuinely important-it's more the fact that it seems from the postings on this site that you and will are always of the exact same opinion, which makes me wonder whose opinion it genuinely is....

ultimately, it is none of my business, though.

if you really feel that you are the most attractive female on the boards, (your statement of not disagreeing with the claim means that you probably genuinely do) then that makes you no better than the ugg boot-wearing, self-centered, ditzes you claim to hate. For you to rationalize yourself as the most attractive means that you are judging meerly by outward appearances. If your flaws aren't necessarily on the outside (which isn't to say you don't have any external flaws, this is merely a hypothetical) that doesn't mean that you are more worthy of attention or praise than any other woman on these boards. Viewing yourself as the most physically attractive means inevitably that you probably have more flaws on the inside. Also, trying to assert such a claim makes you seem quite insecure. If you were genuinely confident of your attractiveness then you would not need to tell others how attractive you are, it would be evident.

sorry if this seems like an attack, I'm just trying to rationalize your agreement to such a claim.

1) dating someone and going to school with the intent of meeting a guy so that you dont have to work the rest of your life are two completely different things. Thats what the MRS is all about. I have my own career goals. I dont rely on having men with big pockets around me to be happy in life.

2) Dont take things people say on here so personally.

3) To say that someone who is physically attractive on the outside is less attractive on the inside is truly ignorant.

4) Telling others on these boards in so many words that Im attractive has ABSOLUTELY nothing to do with the girls on here. Ask Brandon how many times he has messaged me only to tell me that he is naked, good at sex, and has some sex wall thing. I could bring up countless other examples by countless other members/old members of these boards. I think its all so pathetic. So APPARENTLY I dont have to tell everybody how attractive I am. Its already known. If its already known then I can say it. Ultimately the point of this thread is two underlying points:

a) I'll stop being a bitch when guys like Brandon get their head out of their asses and quit treating me like a sex goddess.

b )calling me a fe-hater because I have hardly any good things to say about the girls that post
here is IGNORANT. I have no problem with girls. I dont talk shit about girls unless they are
acting stupid. I have a lot of friends that are girls....both more attractive than me and less.

c) Acting like you know someone who posts on the same internet board as you is like saying
you know the true personality of an actor or actress because you read People Magazine

[Mommy]

I keep making magical posts that I dont remember making. However, I think it adds to the hilarity of this thread. Carry on

[griseyeux]

Lets go for four pages!!

[griseyeux]

now I'm bored again....someone post something. this thread is like watching a dog hump someone's leg...everyone wants to watch but no one wants to say anything.

[pebkac]

1) dating someone and going to school with the intent of meeting a guy so that you dont have to work the rest of your life are two completely different things. Thats what the MRS is all about. I have my own career goals. I dont rely on having men with big pockets around me to be happy in life.

2) Dont take things people say on here so personally.

3) To say that someone who is physically attractive on the outside is less attractive on the inside is truly ignorant.

4) Telling others on these boards in so many words that Im attractive has ABSOLUTELY nothing to do with the girls on here. Ask Brandon how many times he has messaged me only to tell me that he is naked, good at sex, and has some sex wall thing. I could bring up countless other examples by countless other members/old members of these boards. I think its all so pathetic. So APPARENTLY I dont have to tell everybody how attractive I am. Its already known. If its already known then I can say it. Ultimately the point of this thread is two underlying points:

a) I'll stop being a bitch when guys like Brandon get their head out of their asses and quit treating me like a sex goddess.

b )calling me a fe-hater because I have hardly any good things to say about the girls that post
here is IGNORANT. I have no problem with girls. I dont talk shit about girls unless they are
acting stupid. I have a lot of friends that are girls....both more attractive than me and less.

c) Acting like you know someone who posts on the same internet board as you is like saying
you know the true personality of an actor or actress because you read People Magazine

Sigh... you're like the kid in elementary school who didn't realize that the only reason they got picked on was because they made such a big deal about it.

[Rocky]

now I'm bored again....someone post something. this thread is like watching a dog hump someone's leg...everyone wants to watch but no one wants to say anything.

This thread is perfect example of why people who claim to not take the internet serious and not care, are full of shit.


If this is somebody's attitude, they shouldn't feel the need to respond, defend, or even clarify statements on themselves.


Never the case.



THIS IS WHY I ALWAYS SAY, BE THE SAME PERSON ON AND OFFLINE.


I'm going to keep watching this more and more : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcqGFA99BTk , i can't get enough. Ever.

[DaveFireDancer19]

haha i like you jenna!

for the record..i dont look like a man either.. :-P..i think my DDs can attest for that...but whatever Id get the bf to tell me something nice/pretty/girly about myself to post, but hes still asleep (lazy ass)

[pysex]

I don't know what you expected by posting that garbage.


And never say "don't take it personally". That's like asking someone not to clench after you've punched your fist into their rectum.

[DaveFireDancer19]

I don't know what you expected by posting that garbage.
And never say "don't take it personally". That's like asking someone not to clench after you've punched your fist into their rectum.

haha ouch...that sounds painful :-P

[woody]

women...

[False Dude]

brandon does that to everyone

-testm0

[GOB]

bewbs

[pysex]

haha ouch...that sounds painful :-P

wanna try?!

[griseyeux]

sorry if i offended you all by playing the drama game, but wasn't that why this thread was started in the first place?

the reason I said that i have no ill will against jessica is because as she said you don't really know people based on what they post...I don't know her personally well enough to say whether or not I like her, I just thought that since the thread was started by jessica and in doing so she made herself an open target, I thought: "what the hell? I'm bored why not take a few practice shots." If jessica's persona on the boards is not a genuine representation of herself, then I'm sure she doesn't really care what gets said because she wouldn't take it personally...and if that is genuinely the person she is then I would probably get along with her smashingly. I simply felt like stirring the waters. I wanted more people to post, and I succeeded in getting my goal. Sorry if I offended any of you in the process.

[griseyeux]

wanna try?!

don't let him, its not his hand!!!

[Mommy]

sorry if i offended you all by playing the drama game, but wasn't that why this thread was started in the first place?

the reason I said that i have no ill will against jessica is because as she said you don't really know people based on what they post...I don't know her personally well enough to say whether or not I like her, I just thought that since the thread was started by jessica and in doing so she made herself an open target, I thought: "what the hell? I'm bored why not take a few practice shots." If jessica's persona on the boards is not a genuine representation of herself, then I'm sure she doesn't really care what gets said because she wouldn't take it personally...and if that is genuinely the person she is then I would probably get along with her smashingly. I simply felt like stirring the waters. I wanted more people to post, and I succeeded in getting my goal. Sorry if I offended any of you in the process.

Ive met you once or twice and you seem cool. Talk shit to me. I dont care. A lot of people I dislike on here and like face to face. So yes, it seems you see my point.

[DaveFireDancer19]

don't let him, its not his hand!!!

ack :-P

[griseyeux]

Ive met you once or twice and you seem cool. Talk shit to me. I dont care. A lot of people I dislike on here and like face to face. So yes, it seems you see my point.

indeed i do. it's the same way with will, all his posts on here made me think he was an ass (I doubt he'll be offended) but when I met you guys he seemed just fine.

[Psykopath]

I missed more drama. ='(

SO FUCKING BORING! I can't believe people are at the library on a day like this (besides employees....minus the 6 or so that called/emailed in today).

[FORSAKENR320]

jessica, you gotta get over yourself. you're not that attractive, i've been making lewd comments because you always react, and you're not the only one i tell those things too. hell, i've told kevin and alex all those things, and sexually harrassed ira a couple times! you're nothing special.

i do find it funny how you've constantly gotta put your slutty friend on a pedestal though... she seems everything that you yourself want to be, but can't obtain.

[James]

haha i like you jenna!

for the record..i dont look like a man either.. :-P..i think my DDs can attest for that...but whatever Id get the bf to tell me something nice/pretty/girly about myself to post, but hes still asleep (lazy ass)

Boobs does not imply female!

[FORSAKENR320]

Boobs does not imply female!

where did you get a pic of ira?

[James]

Google.com ftw

[griseyeux]

aaaarrghh!! Damnit I'm blind!! I can't unsee it.

[Psykopath]

Yep.


I just threw up a little in my mouth.

Kudos, James.

[James]

LAWL

[DaveFireDancer19]

haha yeah thats gross :-P

[pysex]

boobie pimples are sooooooo hawt

[Seussninja]

THIS THREAD MAKES ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF

[Mommy]

jessica, you gotta get over yourself. you're not that attractive, i've been making lewd comments because you always react, and you're not the only one i tell those things too. hell, i've told kevin and alex all those things, and sexually harrassed ira a couple times! you're nothing special.

i do find it funny how you've constantly gotta put your slutty friend on a pedestal though... she seems everything that you yourself want to be, but can't obtain.

on aim i react? far from it. most of the time i ignore you cuz you are that disgusting to me.

i dont see why you would "joke" around like that with someone you hardly know

[pysex]

on aim i react? far from it. most of the time i ignore you cuz you are that disgusting to me.

i dont see why you would "joke" around like that with someone you hardly know

giggles want to touch my pee pee?

[Mommy]

giggles want to touch my pee pee?

YOU SICK FUCK

[pysex]

YOU SICK FUCK

THAT'S A YES

[Jim]

THIS THREAD MAKES ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF

Toucha Toucha Toucha Touch me?

[The Fanatic]

Me so horny!

[Rocky]

[Dogmeat]

damn I go away for a weekend and this thread appears

and that monkey-alien-nun-thing is fucking WEEEEEIIIIRD .....

[cupcake]

Since I apparently hate all females, I started a thread to discuss what exactly it is that I hate.

Please note that obvious exceptions to this female rule are Scarlett Johanson, Rachel McAdams, Sandra Bullock, Jennifer Aniston, and my best friend Stephanie (picture below) because they are all really gorgeous and either good actresses or extremely funny and entertaining.

Things I hate
1) fat, obnoxious girls who have a giant stick up their ass because they are fat (im sure you know what im talking about...those girls who wont even look at a girl who is 10 pounds less than them or they will cry like its the end of the world when they get rejected by a guy who probably rejected them more for their attitude than for their weight)
2) Girls who wear eskimo boots and tuck their jeans into them. Yeah, I dont like eskimo boots much, but I wont hate you if you wear them with a skirt or wear your pant leg OVER the boot.
3) Girls who get drunk and start giving each other lap dances as to gain attention from guys near by.
4) Girls who go to college to get their MRS degree instead of realizing that they can be successful on their own
5) Girls who spend enormous amounts of money on a fucking purse or pair of shoes when I can get something that looks the exact same for hundreds of dollars cheaper (one exception to this rule)


So, yes, Im sure you can totally see where Im a total fem hater. Forget the fact that my best friend attracts men like a moth to a streetlamp. Im a total fem hater so beware, females of this board. I HATE YOU

well, I guess I too am a fe-hater by that criteria....

[impala454]

what i've concluded from this thread:

Jenna (is that it?) > Jessica

[Mommy]

what i've concluded from this thread:

Jenna (is that it?) > Jessica

I dont have any problem with Jenna. Im not even arguing with her. But yeah, she is nicer than I am

[griseyeux]

yes, it is Jenna.....and all I've concluded from this thread is that e-drama can be fun when you're bored...and it gets lots of people to post.

[Mommy]

drama is over. nothing to see here

[Dogmeat]

DAMMIT!

I was hoping for an oil-wrestling match between girls

[Rocky]

Threads like this further my belief that this board only makes most of you look bad.




Minus the gay dudes. HEY BOIZZZZZZZZZZZZZ !

http://www.cockhuntpics.com/hothothot.jpg wooo wooo !

[impala454]

heh well the problem is most of the topics discussed on discussion boards are topics you don't discuss with your friends (or at least I don't). a lot of my friends have different political views, but rather than fiercely debate it, the subject just never really comes up.

[griseyeux]

DAMMIT!

I was hoping for an oil-wrestling match between girls

some other time, dogmeat...some other time

[Divergent Realit...]

[The Fanatic]

MY EYES

[Psykopath]

[The Fanatic]

You are freaking out man!!!

[jonathan83]

haha i love this for some reason

[False Dude]

fuck yeah

[pysex]

haha