 I found out I can't breathe today |
| I found out I can't breathe today |
 Dec 29 2006, 01:53 PM
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 DEATH TO ....something? Group: Members Posts: 5,618 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Parker, CO Member No.: 55  |
Ok so I had to go take a pre-employment physical for work today.
They had me do a "pullminary"-something test, where basically it was a measure of how much air you could suck in and exhale. I failed this test somehow :wtf::wtf::wtf: I tried it 6 times, and couldn't get it to peak over 8. A guy who had been smoking for 45 years did the same test and passed it :wtf: How in the hell could I have failed this? I run at least 2 miles 4 days a week and play hockey games twice a week on top of all that :wtf: I couldn't for the life of me pass this breathe test. I'm literally in awe right now  I dunno are any of you familiar at all with this type of thing? -------------------- I r Ur Gawd!
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Dec 29 2006, 02:17 PM
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 New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15 |
QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Dec 29 2006, 01:53 PM)  Ok so I had to go take a pre-employment physical for work today. They had me do a "pullminary"-something test, where basically it was a measure of how much air you could suck in and exhale. I failed this test somehow :wtf::wtf::wtf: I tried it 6 times, and couldn't get it to peak over 8. A guy who had been smoking for 45 years did the same test and passed it :wtf: How in the hell could I have failed this? I run at least 2 miles 4 days a week and play hockey games twice a week on top of all that :wtf: I couldn't for the life of me pass this breathe test. I'm literally in awe right now I dunno are any of you familiar at all with this type of thing? those tests are gay. i have to do them when i go to the dr for my asthma. even when my asthma isnt acting up, i cant pass it either. I think its gay.... so what if i cant breathe out really hard? I think you are fine. I wouldnt worry too much about it. |
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Dec 29 2006, 04:50 PM
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DEATH TO ....something? Group: Members Posts: 5,618 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Parker, CO Member No.: 55 |
yeah but passing the physical is a pre-req for employment. no pass no job no money = hating life and still not fucking cheerleaders
-------------------- I r Ur Gawd!
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Dec 29 2006, 05:27 PM
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 Group: Members Posts: 5,275 Joined: 22-February 06 Member No.: 2 |
shoulda moved to tyler
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Dec 29 2006, 05:30 PM
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 Oh baby bring me down  Group: Agents Posts: 4,115 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Way out yonder Member No.: 68 |
Try blowing up balloons and working up your diaphram. That test sounds really stupid to me.
-------------------- Southern Rock, beer and bears!
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Dec 29 2006, 05:42 PM
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Group: Admin Posts: 6,906 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Austin Member No.: 9 |
Yep, did one of those at Sandia. Despite having allergies and asthma, I passed it just fine.
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Dec 29 2006, 06:40 PM
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DEATH TO ....something? Group: Members Posts: 5,618 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Parker, CO Member No.: 55 |
i guess i fell off my sled harder than I thought the other day
-------------------- I r Ur Gawd!
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Dec 29 2006, 06:43 PM
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 Group: Agents Posts: 4,026 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lu-bok Member No.: 41 |
it could also be your lack of adjustment to the thin air.
i did one of those things in high school. first in the class was a swimmer, second was an athletic trainer with shot knees. start sitting underwater and helping bandage people up. its sure to win. -------------------- 32-bit whore
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Dec 29 2006, 08:39 PM
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 Why so serious? Group: Global Moderators Posts: 5,286 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Fate, TX Member No.: 4 |
QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Dec 29 2006, 04:50 PM) yeah but passing the physical is a pre-req for employment. no pass no job no money = hating life and still not fucking cheerleaders come back to Lubbock?!?!? 
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Dec 29 2006, 09:20 PM
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DEATH TO ....something? Group: Members Posts: 5,618 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Parker, CO Member No.: 55 |
I think honestly I must have fallen off my snowmobile a lot harder the other day then I realized, cuz I feel like I got punched in the chest really really hard or something today ... heh
-------------------- I r Ur Gawd!
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Dec 30 2006, 05:42 PM
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 Group: Moderators Posts: 1,551 Joined: 19-April 06 From: Lubbock Member No.: 162 |
well then you should come back to lubbock, I agree with zach
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Dec 30 2006, 06:54 PM
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 N O E S Group: Members Posts: 421 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Hieuston, TX Member No.: 42 |
they're supposed to let you retest anytime within a week to see if you can pass. i took my stupid breathing and cardio test less than a week after the doctors put me on a breathing machine. i was so bad brandon had to drag me to the dr's since i couldn't even drive myself.
i failed the first test because my knee popped. i took it again later that day and passed. --------------------   |
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Dec 30 2006, 09:42 PM
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 GORILLA FLUFFER Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
QUOTE (Tygriss @ Dec 30 2006, 06:54 PM) they're supposed to let you retest anytime within a week to see if you can pass. i took my stupid breathing and cardio test less than a week after the doctors put me on a breathing machine. i was so bad brandon had to drag me to the dr's since i couldn't even drive myself. i failed the first test because my knee popped. i took it again later that day and passed. yea, making you laugh while you were trying to do the breathing thing wasn't a good idea. looked funny though --------------------  QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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