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post Nov 8 2006, 08:33 PM
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post Nov 8 2006, 09:02 PM
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A psychotic world we live in. The madmen are in power. How long have we known this? Faced this? And--how many of us do know it? Perhaps if you know you are insane then you are not insane. Or you are becoming sane, finally. Waking up. I suppose only a few are aware of all this. Isolated persons here and there. But the broad masses... what do they think? All these hundreds of thousands in this city, here. Do they imagine that they live in a sane world? Or do they guess, glimpse, the truth...?

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post Nov 8 2006, 09:05 PM
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A psychotic world we live in. The madmen are in power. How long have we known this? Faced this? And--how many of us do know it? Perhaps if you know you are insane then you are not insane. Or you are becoming sane, finally. Waking up. I suppose only a few are aware of all this. Isolated persons here and there. But the broad masses... what do they think? All these hundreds of thousands in this city, here. Do they imagine that they live in a sane world? Or do they guess, glimpse, the truth...?

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post Nov 8 2006, 09:09 PM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SmgLtg1Izw


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A psychotic world we live in. The madmen are in power. How long have we known this? Faced this? And--how many of us do know it? Perhaps if you know you are insane then you are not insane. Or you are becoming sane, finally. Waking up. I suppose only a few are aware of all this. Isolated persons here and there. But the broad masses... what do they think? All these hundreds of thousands in this city, here. Do they imagine that they live in a sane world? Or do they guess, glimpse, the truth...?

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post Nov 8 2006, 10:39 PM
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post Nov 8 2006, 11:12 PM
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post Nov 8 2006, 11:27 PM
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post Nov 8 2006, 11:49 PM
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holy crap i remember that commerical and constantly berating my sister with AHHHHH THE ATMOSPHERE AHHHHH


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post Nov 9 2006, 12:34 AM
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post Nov 9 2006, 01:05 AM
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post Nov 9 2006, 01:41 AM
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post Nov 9 2006, 11:29 AM
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post Nov 9 2006, 11:46 AM
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post Nov 9 2006, 02:04 PM
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not a commercial


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post Nov 9 2006, 04:32 PM
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NikeID.com

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post Nov 9 2006, 04:39 PM
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i want that to happen to me


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post Nov 9 2006, 07:12 PM
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Asians in jumpsuits

crazy asians and their inability to handle confrontation
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post Nov 10 2006, 02:10 PM
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post Nov 10 2006, 04:20 PM
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you dress like a total whore, by the way
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post Nov 10 2006, 06:10 PM
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Heart, featuring music by Explosions in the Sky.


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post Nov 10 2006, 11:34 PM
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QUOTE (Logarithm @ Nov 10 2006, 06:10 PM) *
Heart, featuring music by Explosions in the Sky.


what a douche of a commercial
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post Nov 10 2006, 11:55 PM
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Prize?


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How about a blow job?

Mildly amusing...
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post Nov 11 2006, 12:51 AM
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post Nov 11 2006, 04:17 PM
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sony tv ad


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post Nov 11 2006, 04:59 PM
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QUOTE (Testm0nkey @ Nov 11 2006, 04:17 PM) *



a spoof of sony bravia tv commercial
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post Nov 11 2006, 09:21 PM
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post Nov 12 2006, 12:47 AM
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QUOTE (ratm @ Nov 9 2006, 04:32 PM) *
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Asians in jumpsuits



Ahhhhh Japan, where everyone's a bad actor.


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post Nov 12 2006, 02:02 PM
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How to lose weight


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Holy shit, pebkac, you're awesome!



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post Nov 12 2006, 02:14 PM
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post Nov 12 2006, 02:27 PM
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post Nov 19 2006, 11:53 PM
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post Nov 20 2006, 06:42 PM
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post Nov 21 2006, 07:11 PM
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i don't think Dial makes a deoderant anymore...


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but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW
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ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded.


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(70's slim jim commercial)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cV94uJA04TU...ted&search=

(80's slim jim commercial)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNEd4KH_A4s

and i can't find the new ones, with that crazy guy who screams "EAT ME!!!!" at the end.

"me thinks from view this material there might be some long term side effects for eating slim jim's





my personal vote? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gm_n76Dsl0c...ted&search=


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but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW
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ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded.


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post Mar 23 2007, 09:31 PM
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this a nice shell commercial


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post Mar 23 2007, 10:31 PM
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those three younger, smaller asian guys sure put up a good fight against the older monster guy.
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I think i saw this on here first.....

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I don't know if anyone has seen those shitty Head-On commercials (usually during daytime tv) but they always repeat the commercials several times in a row and repeat the catchphrases at least 5 times in the commercial. So this remix had me rolling on the floor.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=huXORnAtDig


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OK.....this one takes the cake.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xiHaqCFQLxA


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OK.....this one takes the cake.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xiHaqCFQLxA



IT JUST LIKE

A MINI MAWL
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post Mar 31 2007, 07:41 AM
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hey carl winslow owns a furniture store


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post Mar 31 2007, 08:46 AM
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post Mar 31 2007, 04:12 PM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSIDHZpZmxA...;watch_response


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Yeah...just had a seizure.


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that means i don't want to watch that youtube link.


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not gawna do it.


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