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Rocky
post Oct 16 2006, 06:28 PM
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If youre not busy, would you mind fucking my ass?



Yes from a girl.


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now we have some dude from argentina wondering how to fuck dogmeat
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hodge
post Oct 16 2006, 10:33 PM
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i cant send/receive text messages. this is actually a step backwards from my old phone, which could only receive text messages.. but not display the phone number they were from.


fuck.
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Divergent Realit...
post Oct 17 2006, 12:04 AM
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Todays balance is $107

that was the most interesting txt message i recieved today.


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Tygriss
post Oct 17 2006, 10:54 PM
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N O E S


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"i just told an interviewer i have a gambling addiction and that i used drugs. think i'm screwed?"


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jonathan83
post Oct 19 2006, 09:16 AM
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and i promice when i make my cellphone in usa i will merrymaking to you


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Seussninja
post Oct 19 2006, 05:27 PM
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FFFFFFFUCKKKKKKKKKKKK


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wanna go to the pub?
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Spectatrix
post Oct 19 2006, 07:02 PM
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Omg! Lol afk bbq wtf zOmg


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FORSAKENR320
post Oct 20 2006, 01:17 PM
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GORILLA FLUFFER
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"meow, mew, mao, meow FFFFTTT! translation:: you need to call me more, brandon!"


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ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded.


Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!!
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The Fanatic
post Oct 20 2006, 04:29 PM
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Do they ignore parts of reality?


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white trash


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pebkac
post Oct 20 2006, 04:30 PM
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Ok, not a text message, but I got an interesting piece of spam today.

Subject: MY PENIS JUST GREW FROM 3.5 INCHES TO 6 AND IT'S STILL GROWING.

The email was from Lucretia Smith.

Tranny spam anyone?


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Holy shit, pebkac, you're awesome!



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post Oct 20 2006, 05:09 PM
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i got "i wanna ride ur man meat" from pebkac

then i sent him "ewwww!!!"
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pebkac
post Oct 20 2006, 05:11 PM
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Yeah. That crazy Lance. He's totally grossed out unless he's the one riding someone else's manmeat.

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Holy shit, pebkac, you're awesome!



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zetec
post Oct 23 2006, 04:26 AM
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"you're outta T.P. Bring me some more."


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Divergent Realit...
post Oct 23 2006, 09:01 AM
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"Jesus fuck."


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Testm0nkey
post Oct 23 2006, 09:27 AM
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CHEE CHEE


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"im too bored to fall asleep. you can come over if you want" wink
that is the last text message i recieved


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Rocky
post Oct 23 2006, 05:34 PM
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Haha he will deliver or u can have his booty hole


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zetec
post Oct 24 2006, 12:54 AM
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"bledsoe sucks"


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The Fanatic
post Oct 24 2006, 05:16 PM
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Im so frappin bored in class...


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Testm0nkey
post Oct 27 2006, 01:06 PM
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CHEE CHEE


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"i hope your asshole feels like mine does. amazing"

"3 at bash's"

my response to the last one - who are you


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