 What would you buy an illegal immigrant..., for Christmas? |
| What would you buy an illegal immigrant..., for Christmas? |
 Oct 16 2006, 04:46 PM
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CHEE CHEE Group: Members Posts: 5,026 Joined: 23-February 06 From: trapped in the hoezone layer Member No.: 39  |
So this guy is more or less in my family now and I'd like to get everyone in my family a christmas present.
Things to know about Jose: 1. He doesn't speak english 2. He's not fancy mexican 3. He works really hard 4. Has a kid on the way I don't want to just give him money because I'd feel weird doing that although I know that is the most widely respected gift to receive. Gift cards are the next best thing if you don't really know someone personally but I am already planning on getting my sister a target gift card And I can't possibly set up a stolen american identity for a foreigner in this time frame *I know its early but I'm already excited and would like to get everything in a timely manner* -------------------- Little monkeys making money
Naked monkey looking funny Mighty males are strong and free Female monkey, not so lucky Rocking monkeys, funky monkeys Monkeys sticking other monkeys Monkeys wrong or monkeys right Mostly flexing monkey might |
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Oct 16 2006, 04:47 PM
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 N 0 t h i n g Group: Members Posts: 1,449 Joined: 23-February 06 Member No.: 54 |
A bottle of cheap tequila.
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Oct 16 2006, 04:51 PM
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CHEE CHEE Group: Members Posts: 5,026 Joined: 23-February 06 From: trapped in the hoezone layer Member No.: 39 |
Not a bad idea but I'll have to check if hes a drinker
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Naked monkey looking funny Mighty males are strong and free Female monkey, not so lucky Rocking monkeys, funky monkeys Monkeys sticking other monkeys Monkeys wrong or monkeys right Mostly flexing monkey might |
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Oct 16 2006, 04:52 PM
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 Do they ignore parts of reality? Group: Moderators Posts: 2,935 Joined: 23-February 06 From: South Overton!!! Member No.: 46 |
drugs, tequilla, and a revolver
-------------------- A psychotic world we live in. The madmen are in power. How long have we known this? Faced this? And--how many of us do know it? Perhaps if you know you are insane then you are not insane. Or you are becoming sane, finally. Waking up. I suppose only a few are aware of all this. Isolated persons here and there. But the broad masses... what do they think? All these hundreds of thousands in this city, here. Do they imagine that they live in a sane world? Or do they guess, glimpse, the truth...?
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Oct 16 2006, 04:53 PM
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cowboy boots and a huge ass belt buckle
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Oct 16 2006, 05:00 PM
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CHEE CHEE Group: Members Posts: 5,026 Joined: 23-February 06 From: trapped in the hoezone layer Member No.: 39 |
I think cowboy boots are a bit expensive but for him coming from me I think that'd actually be pretty cool.
Maybe a nice shirt? What are men's feelings on receiving clothes as a present -------------------- Little monkeys making money
Naked monkey looking funny Mighty males are strong and free Female monkey, not so lucky Rocking monkeys, funky monkeys Monkeys sticking other monkeys Monkeys wrong or monkeys right Mostly flexing monkey might |
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Oct 16 2006, 08:25 PM
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Visa? Green Card?
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Oct 16 2006, 08:29 PM
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 DEATH TO ....something? Group: Members Posts: 5,618 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Parker, CO Member No.: 55 |
A 1974 3/4 ton 2WD Chevy Truck that has been beat to hell
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Oct 16 2006, 10:06 PM
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 N O E S Group: Members Posts: 421 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Hieuston, TX Member No.: 42 |
QUOTE (Testm0nkey @ Oct 16 2006, 06:00 PM) I think cowboy boots are a bit expensive but for him coming from me I think that'd actually be pretty cool. Maybe a nice shirt? What are men's feelings on receiving clothes as a present nick took it well. but then again he doesn't disagree too much. i like the cowboy boots idea - you can find some not hella expensive ones. --------------------   |
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Oct 16 2006, 10:30 PM
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 New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15 |
Id go with a nice shirt like you said. I think Will likes getting clothes.... In fact, I think most guys like getting clothes. I dont usually buy clothes though because I get scared it wont fit. I know you are anti-gift cards but maybe get him a gift card to a restaurant.
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Oct 16 2006, 10:34 PM
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Group: Members Posts: 5,275 Joined: 22-February 06 Member No.: 2 |
get him a fake birth certificate and a fake social security card
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Oct 16 2006, 10:50 PM
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No day but today... Group: Members Posts: 773 Joined: 22-February 06 Member No.: 5 |
QUOTE (Renegadepeon @ Oct 16 2006, 03:47 PM) A bottle of cheap tequila. couldnt he get that from his own country?
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Oct 17 2006, 12:20 AM
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 POTATO OLES Group: Members Posts: 1,602 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Newark, NJ Member No.: 17 |
I would think a nice shirt or some work shoes would be nice.
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Oct 17 2006, 12:23 AM
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Do they ignore parts of reality? Group: Moderators Posts: 2,935 Joined: 23-February 06 From: South Overton!!! Member No.: 46 |
Jesus and mary candles
-------------------- A psychotic world we live in. The madmen are in power. How long have we known this? Faced this? And--how many of us do know it? Perhaps if you know you are insane then you are not insane. Or you are becoming sane, finally. Waking up. I suppose only a few are aware of all this. Isolated persons here and there. But the broad masses... what do they think? All these hundreds of thousands in this city, here. Do they imagine that they live in a sane world? Or do they guess, glimpse, the truth...?
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Oct 17 2006, 07:35 AM
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a new straw cowboy hat
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Oct 17 2006, 07:44 AM
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Group: Members Posts: 5,275 Joined: 22-February 06 Member No.: 2 |
walmart gift card
a new lawn mower weed eater gardening gloves fertilizer |
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Oct 17 2006, 07:56 AM
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Do they ignore parts of reality? Group: Moderators Posts: 2,935 Joined: 23-February 06 From: South Overton!!! Member No.: 46 |
green card
-------------------- A psychotic world we live in. The madmen are in power. How long have we known this? Faced this? And--how many of us do know it? Perhaps if you know you are insane then you are not insane. Or you are becoming sane, finally. Waking up. I suppose only a few are aware of all this. Isolated persons here and there. But the broad masses... what do they think? All these hundreds of thousands in this city, here. Do they imagine that they live in a sane world? Or do they guess, glimpse, the truth...?
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Oct 17 2006, 08:05 AM
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Group: Moderators Posts: 2,499 Joined: 23-February 06 From: El Paso Texas Member No.: 32 |
QUOTE (Deacon @ Oct 16 2006, 08:25 PM) Visa? Green Card? QUOTE (Dr. Gonzo @ Oct 17 2006, 07:56 AM) green card deacon beat you -------------------- |
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Oct 17 2006, 08:24 AM
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what does he do for a living?
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Oct 17 2006, 08:26 AM
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Group: Members Posts: 5,275 Joined: 22-February 06 Member No.: 2 |
QUOTE (cupcake @ Oct 17 2006, 09:24 AM) what does he do for a living? do you really have to ask that? |
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Oct 17 2006, 10:09 AM
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DEATH TO ....something? Group: Members Posts: 5,618 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Parker, CO Member No.: 55 |
Get him a horn that plays "La Cuca Racha"
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Oct 17 2006, 10:23 AM
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Group: Moderators Posts: 2,499 Joined: 23-February 06 From: El Paso Texas Member No.: 32 |
QUOTE (cupcake @ Oct 17 2006, 08:24 AM) what does he do for a living? a job you wouldn't want to do </sarcasm> 
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Oct 17 2006, 10:36 AM
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a call to the INS?
-------------------- bored...so i did this
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Oct 17 2006, 10:41 AM
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  Group: Agents Posts: 4,026 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lu-bok Member No.: 41 |
get him a sailor.
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Oct 17 2006, 10:53 AM
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 Group: Moderators Posts: 2,558 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Seoul, South Korea Member No.: 28 |
QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Oct 17 2006, 10:09 AM) Get him a horn that plays "La Cuca Racha" cucaracha is one word. i'd say walmart gift card or yeah nice pair of boots sounds cool. just make sure you know his size. --------------------  |
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Oct 17 2006, 11:30 AM
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 ROCKPACALYPSE NOW Group: Members Posts: 1,519 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Dallas, TX Member No.: 13 |
I think women need to learn to avoid buying clothes for guys. As much as possible !
Guys usually pretend to like something, you bitches. -------------------- QUOTE (Lance) now we have some dude from argentina wondering how to fuck dogmeat |
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Oct 17 2006, 11:53 AM
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CHEE CHEE Group: Members Posts: 5,026 Joined: 23-February 06 From: trapped in the hoezone layer Member No.: 39 |
He works two jobs. He's a busboy/waiter at a mexican restaurant and he works at jason's deli making sandwiches. He works almost constantly and every few months these places will fire all the illegals they hire and a few months later hire them all back. Saves the company troubles while still commiting a crime for profit and puts all these peoples livelihoods and sometimes literally lives in jeopardy. Most of the money he makes goes back to mexico to help his family who sustain themselves off selling eggs to a village the rest he pays to my sister for rent
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Naked monkey looking funny Mighty males are strong and free Female monkey, not so lucky Rocking monkeys, funky monkeys Monkeys sticking other monkeys Monkeys wrong or monkeys right Mostly flexing monkey might |
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Oct 17 2006, 12:22 PM
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Group: Moderators Posts: 2,499 Joined: 23-February 06 From: El Paso Texas Member No.: 32 |
QUOTE (Testm0nkey @ Oct 17 2006, 11:53 AM) He works almost constantly and every few months these places will fire all the illegals they hire and a few months later hire them all back. Saves the company troubles while still commiting a crime for profit and puts all these peoples livelihoods and sometimes literally lives in jeopardy. get him a lawyer -------------------- |
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Oct 17 2006, 12:34 PM
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Group: Members Posts: 1,795 Joined: 29-September 06 Member No.: 327 |
I'd get him a comfortable pair of black sneakers that were appropriate for work in food service industry. I'm sure you can get some at payless for cheap.
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Oct 17 2006, 01:01 PM
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CHEE CHEE Group: Members Posts: 5,026 Joined: 23-February 06 From: trapped in the hoezone layer Member No.: 39 |
nice work/comfort shoes - i believe this is what im going to do. ill need to corral my sister next time im in houston and see if she can tell me shoe size and style likes. he is able to still dress himself pretty nice and hes really clean which i am not so this could prove to be difficult.
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Naked monkey looking funny Mighty males are strong and free Female monkey, not so lucky Rocking monkeys, funky monkeys Monkeys sticking other monkeys Monkeys wrong or monkeys right Mostly flexing monkey might |
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Oct 18 2006, 12:34 PM
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 GORILLA FLUFFER Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
QUOTE Guys usually pretend to like something, you bitches. girls usually pretend to like having sex with rocky --------------------  QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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Oct 18 2006, 01:39 PM
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New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15 |
QUOTE (Rocky @ Oct 17 2006, 12:30 PM) I think women need to learn to avoid buying clothes for guys. As much as possible ! Guys usually pretend to like something, you bitches. eh, I bought him some UT Rose Bowl t-shirts..... I thought it was neat! |
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Oct 18 2006, 01:42 PM
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Group: Members Posts: 5,275 Joined: 22-February 06 Member No.: 2 |
QUOTE (Jessica @ Oct 18 2006, 02:39 PM) eh, I bought him some UT Rose Bowl t-shirts..... I thought it was neat! the illegal mexican might like some UT shirts, every other illegal mexican i see is a tshirt ut fan |
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Oct 19 2006, 09:12 AM
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Group: Moderators Posts: 2,558 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Seoul, South Korea Member No.: 28 |
QUOTE (Overlord @ Oct 18 2006, 01:42 PM) the illegal mexican might like some UT shirts, every other fixed -------------------- |
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Oct 19 2006, 09:27 AM
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Group: Moderators Posts: 2,499 Joined: 23-February 06 From: El Paso Texas Member No.: 32 |
get him like a team mexico soccer jersey
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Oct 19 2006, 09:28 AM
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 From Atlantis to Interzone Group: Global Moderators Posts: 2,512 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Somewhere in space and time Member No.: 65 |
GIFT CERTIFICATES
You can never go wrong. -------------------- QUOTE (Spectatrix @ Oct 13 2006, 09:51 PM) Holy shit, pebkac, you're awesome! "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." - Theodor Seuss Geisel (AKA Dr. Seuss) "An idea that is not dangerous is unworthy of being called an idea at all." - Oscar Wilde |
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Oct 19 2006, 11:24 AM
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 monogamous gays & stem cells Group: Members Posts: 3,789 Joined: 22-February 06 Member No.: 8 |
up to this point i thought this thread was titled "would you buy an illegal immigrant for christmas?"
my answer is yes |
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Oct 19 2006, 12:27 PM
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 Eric The Sexy Group: Moderators Posts: 831 Joined: 23-February 06 Member No.: 30 |
bus ticket to INS
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Oct 20 2006, 01:21 PM
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GORILLA FLUFFER Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
a "i hope you get well" card mailed to his mexico address. that way he can get it after you deport him
-------------------- QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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Oct 20 2006, 01:54 PM
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I was raised on the dairy, BITCH! Group: Members Posts: 3,080 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Cedar Park Member No.: 49 |
QUOTE (lamont's lament @ Oct 19 2006, 12:24 PM) up to this point i thought this thread was titled "would you buy an illegal immigrant for christmas?" my answer is yes you already have some in your front yard -------------------- "Ah, y'know it's funny, these people they go to sleep, they think everything's fine, everything's good. They wake up the next day and they're on fire."
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Oct 20 2006, 02:00 PM
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POTATO OLES Group: Members Posts: 1,602 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Newark, NJ Member No.: 17 |
Get him one of them new BAPE hoodies. He'll be the hipest Mexican in all of Houston.
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Oct 22 2006, 10:39 AM
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New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15 |
is it sad that i think that hoodie looks cool?
i would never wear one, but the less rappers faces i have to see the better *cough* Ludacris *cough*  FAT JOE ewwwwwwww 
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Oct 22 2006, 11:56 AM
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From Atlantis to Interzone Group: Global Moderators Posts: 2,512 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Somewhere in space and time Member No.: 65 |
QUOTE (Jessica @ Oct 22 2006, 11:39 AM) is it sad that i think that hoodie looks cool? i would never wear one, but the less rappers faces i have to see the better *cough* Ludacris *cough* FAT JOE ewwwwwwww QFT Except for the hotlinked tripod picture. -------------------- QUOTE (Spectatrix @ Oct 13 2006, 09:51 PM) Holy shit, pebkac, you're awesome! "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." - Theodor Seuss Geisel (AKA Dr. Seuss) "An idea that is not dangerous is unworthy of being called an idea at all." - Oscar Wilde |
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Oct 22 2006, 12:15 PM
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Group: Admin Posts: 6,906 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Austin Member No.: 9 |
Right-click, "view image", ctrl-R.
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Oct 22 2006, 12:24 PM
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From Atlantis to Interzone Group: Global Moderators Posts: 2,512 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Somewhere in space and time Member No.: 65 |
Shut up. I knew I could do that. It was just the principle of the thing.
-------------------- QUOTE (Spectatrix @ Oct 13 2006, 09:51 PM) Holy shit, pebkac, you're awesome! "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." - Theodor Seuss Geisel (AKA Dr. Seuss) "An idea that is not dangerous is unworthy of being called an idea at all." - Oscar Wilde |
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Oct 22 2006, 12:32 PM
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Group: Admin Posts: 6,906 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Austin Member No.: 9 |
YOU shut up!
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Oct 22 2006, 12:46 PM
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From Atlantis to Interzone Group: Global Moderators Posts: 2,512 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Somewhere in space and time Member No.: 65 |
-------------------- QUOTE (Spectatrix @ Oct 13 2006, 09:51 PM) Holy shit, pebkac, you're awesome! "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." - Theodor Seuss Geisel (AKA Dr. Seuss) "An idea that is not dangerous is unworthy of being called an idea at all." - Oscar Wilde |
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Oct 22 2006, 02:43 PM
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GORILLA FLUFFER Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
BOTH YOU SHUT UP OR I WILL DICK BOTH YOU DOWN IN A BAD WAY
-------------------- QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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Oct 22 2006, 02:56 PM
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From Atlantis to Interzone Group: Global Moderators Posts: 2,512 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Somewhere in space and time Member No.: 65 |
I didn't realize there was a bad way.
-------------------- QUOTE (Spectatrix @ Oct 13 2006, 09:51 PM) Holy shit, pebkac, you're awesome! "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." - Theodor Seuss Geisel (AKA Dr. Seuss) "An idea that is not dangerous is unworthy of being called an idea at all." - Oscar Wilde |
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Oct 22 2006, 03:10 PM
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monogamous gays & stem cells Group: Members Posts: 3,789 Joined: 22-February 06 Member No.: 8 |
spanish/english dictionary
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Oct 22 2006, 04:00 PM
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 FFFFFFFUCKKKKKKKKKKKK Group: Members Posts: 1,673 Joined: 22-February 06 Member No.: 11 |
hahahah i still have a Bape catalogue on my computer. The icon is a little ape head and its the most confusing piece of shit ever. Designer clothing tends to have mazes of websites
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Oct 22 2006, 05:32 PM
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GORILLA FLUFFER Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
QUOTE (pebkac @ Oct 22 2006, 03:56 PM) I didn't realize there was a bad way. with me, there can never be a bad way  
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