post from texags.com, shows how much they hate us Options

[Seeker]

Found this post over on texags.com. They say we're not rivals but then they post obsessed rants about us like this one:

The time is nigh, Aggies. The tektards are rolling into town in a caravan of late 1950's model Airstream travel trailers as I type this. I first detected the stench of three day old cabbage and grilled rabit meat some time after 1300 hours today. I hate these idiots. I hate each and every one of them to a man. They are worthless. Few functions in life can adequately be carried out by one of these mongrels. Thankfully, as our good friend Judge Smails said in Caddyshack, "The world needs ditch diggers, too."

In recent years, we have become consumed with this matchup. It eats at our souls that these mouth breathing bottom feeders are even in the same ballpark as our Texas Aggies. They destroy us in Lubbock and come to our house and always take us to the wire. It is detestable and sickening. It is as apalling as it is unacceptable. For too long have tektard QB's thrown for 500 yards per game against our defense. For too long, have sand flea offenses ran the three man weave up and down the field scoring at will. For too long have these insignificant cretins marred the landscape of the glorious spectacle that is college football in America. For too long has this abortion of an institute of higher learning embarassed the greatest state in the union. For too long has this circus been left unchecked to run amok. They are an unmitigated disaster. Unfortunately for tektard, its sideshow football program is about to get railroaded like Jenna Jameson when she's on the clock.

Tomorrow, our boys are going to battle with these mongoloids on the hallowed grounds of Kyle Field. Every seat is sold. Every chair on the track will have a screaming rabid fan in it. 87,000 people will be there to witness the glorious spectacle. The tards bring an offense capable of putting up tons of yards and tons of points, with receivers that any team would love to have. They've got the most prolific passer in Texas high school football history taking the snaps and a front seven on defense that's going to be ready to prove that they're a formidable front against the run. They've got Lumpy carrying the clilpboard, who is by all accounts, a brilliant offensive mind. They're in our heads, and they know it.

I don't give a damn about them.

Tomorrow, my friends, is about us. It is about making a statement. Tomorrow, my friends, is about a reckoning.

Martellus Bennett. Stephen McGee. Mike Goodson. Jorvorskie Lane. Cody Wallace. Yemi Babalola. Chris Yoder. Kirk Elder. Corey Clark. Justin Warren. Devin Gregg. Arkeith Brown. Misi Tupe. Red Bryant. Jason Jack. Chris Harrington. Alton Dixon. Mike Bennett.

These are just some of the men we're taking into battle tomorrow. These young men take with them onto the field tomorrow the burning hate of 1,000 suns. They are ready. They are prepared. The time for excuses is over. They have worked for this game each week of the season, and dating back to spring ball. This game is our focus. It will be our renaissance. Our boys will do their job. The question, Ags, is this: Will you do yours?

We as fans are known as a kind, respectful, hospitable bunch. I am sick of that garbage. It's time that we start showing tek the hate. These people are worse than the sips. They are the scum of the earth and it's time to let them know it. Every time you see a group of these idiots, I charge you to immediately kick in the teeth of the men and promptly bed their women. When you're done, get up and go find some more. If you are walking around our fair city without having to carry a towel to periodically clean up the foam that is surely coming out of your mouth by now, you are not doing your job. Give them hell from the second you see them til they're running like geldings screaming for mercy. When it's game time, you have an entirely different task.

When that ball gets teed up, it's time for you to step it up and do what thousands of Ags have done before you. It's time for you to stand and yell. Do whatever you can to make as much noise as is humanly possible. I don't care how you do it or how stupid you look. When you're there, it's the only thing you're good for, and you need to perform. Bang on your chairs. Bring lemon juice to maintain vocal chord integrity. Scream at the absolute top of your lungs and don't let up until the scoreboard says 00:00. We are going to take these @#%$ to the woodshed. We're going to take the opening kick off and we're going to cram it down their throats. We're going to throw all over their rag tag secondary. We're going to give the ball to the Lufkin Locomotive and he's going to take it to the house. And when we do, then it's time to go to work. We are going to skull f*ck Graham Harrell. First it's going to be Bryant. Then it's going to be Jack. Then it's going to be Mel. Then it's going to be Justin. Then it's going to be Misi. WE ARE GOING TO KNOCK THEIR D^&$S IN THE DIRT AND PICK THEM UP TO DO IT ALL OVER AGAIN. I FREAKING HATE THESE IDIOTS WITH EVERY OUNCE OF MY EXISTENCE. WE ARE GOING TO DOMINATE. WE ARE GOING TO HIT THEM IN THE MOUTH UNTIL THEY'RE BLEEDING FROM THEIR EARS!! WE ARE GOING TO PUT AN END TO THE REIGN OF THE TARDS ONCE AND FOR ALL AND YOU'RE GOING TO DO YOUR DAMN PART! DON'T LET UP AND DON'T LEAVE ANY OPPORTUNITY TO MAKE 'EM PAY!!!!!!!!! TELL EVERY TARD YOU SEE TONIGHT THAT THEY BETTER GET LAID ONE LAST TIME TONIGHT BY THE GONORRHEA CARRYING SKANKS THEY'VE GOT IN TOW, BECAUSE TOMORROW IS DOOMSDAY!

THE BELL TOLLS FOR THEE, TEKTARD. THE BELL TOLLS FOR THEE!

[Testm0nkey]

yeah its like constantly posting gay aggs are gay

[Seussninja]

man those queer gayggies are so gaymosexueer

[Spectatrix]

Ah, school rivalries. I can't bring myself to bash the Aggies... at one time A&M was going to be my alma mater.

[Testm0nkey]

yeah its like constantly posting gay aggs are gay

i think i passed out in the middle of typing this

[GOB]

i love how they still won't admit that there's a rivalry.

guess they're in denial from their football program going significantly downhill over the past 10 years and ours slowly improving to above their level.

[schwab]

i love faggies.....they think they are the shit

at least we know that we are mediocre.....

[DaveFireDancer19]

that character has serious issues
haha

"im gonna type like an essay about how bad tech sucks and how much i hate them, but i dont care about them one bit"

haha cracked meup

[Spectatrix]

Does Tech have some rivalry with UNM that I wasn't aware of while in Lubbock? 'cause UNM students apparently think that Tech is their biggest rival besides NMSU... or something retarded like that.

[Spectatrix]

That's because Baylor sucks.

[GOB]

Does Tech have some rivalry with UNM that I wasn't aware of while in Lubbock? 'cause UNM students apparently think that Tech is their biggest rival besides NMSU... or something retarded like that.

no. we don't play often enough for anyone to even remember what happened in the previous game.

[impala454]

there is pretty much a rivalry between UT, A&M, and Tech anytime they play each other. but for A&M to say UT is their rival and we're not is dumb... esp considering we've now beat them what.. 9 of the last 11?

[Seeker]

9 of 12 now i believe

if you go to texags you have all the young ags saying we're rivals and all the old ags calling them dumbshit disgraces and that tech isn't their rival, doesn't matter though as long as we keep beating them i'm happy

also, several ags are posting "i'm giving up on a&m football and never going to another game" messages and jumping ship... then the old ags call them a disgrace to a&m, haha

[Dogmeat]

welp, we kicked their asses again.

fuck the faggot aggies. death to their faggot souls. we gigged their mammas. die.

[False Dude]

i like cheese

i read some more ann rice


they just decided to kill lestat

i didn't read it all the way i fell asleep

i think page 115

**giggle giggle*

cathryn can smell my dum-dum

1/3 the way through the book

it is my account

i need to go buy water

ok

OH MY GOD IT'S 9:11

i think you can stop now

[Divergent Realit...]

i like cheese

i read some more ann rice


they just decided to kill lestat

i didn't read it all the way i fell asleep

i think page 115

**giggle giggle*

cathryn can smell my dum-dum

1/3 the way through the book

it is my account

i need to go buy water

ok

OH MY GOD IT'S 9:11

i think you can stop now

roffles

GIVE ME MORE

[Seussninja]

man those queer gayggies are so gaymosexueer

.

[zetec]

wierd, reading that entire thing, when you strip out all the bullshit, it pretty much says "tech has a good team, a very good team, in fact, they're pretty much the shit, and we should try hard, and stuff".

apparently they're watching a different team this year, as i've been nothing but disappointed. (come on, anyone would have walked all over SE Lou)

[pysex]

i like cheese

i read some more ann rice


they just decided to kill lestat

i didn't read it all the way i fell asleep

i think page 115

**giggle giggle*

cathryn can smell my dum-dum

1/3 the way through the book

it is my account

i need to go buy water

ok

OH MY GOD IT'S 9:11

i think you can stop now

the chronicles of kevin: the dum-dum, the cheese, and the ann rice

[GOB]

the chronicles of kevin: the dum-dum, the cheese, and the ann rice

heh, i bought that bag of dum-dums last halloween

[Erik B.]

i think we "hate" UT more than we "hate" Tech, but to deny that we don't get super excited about this game every year and that we don't care whether or not we beat Tech is ridiculous. as long as it's friendly, bring it on. i love yous guys.

That's what I was thinking. UT and A&M have that historic "we hate eachother" rivalry going on, but you can't deny that for both sides this is a big game each and every time we play.

[rabble]

Its the Texas love triange

Tech v A&M v Texas

[Spectatrix]

Indeed.

[cupcake]

well at least he is not petty!

I actually went to that site to read some of the boards...good lord what a bunch of delusional morons.

I know a couple Ags and they are totally normal people. but the idiots on that site really need to understand that the world doesn't revolve around their school.

some idiot said tech is where those who can't get into A&M go...yeah right! some people need a reality check.

as for not rivals? uh my whole life the tech/aggie game has always been a big deal.

[Spectatrix]

Yeah, I know some aggies too and they're awesome, but they're also not your typical sports-loving types. I had a few reasons to go to Tech rather than A&M (none of them really had to do with the school itself), but I got into both.

[pebkac]

Nobody at A&M likes people on texags. They're worthless human beings. Quite a few of them didn't ever go to A&M.

So it's like an aggie techsans?

[schwab]

So it's like an aggie techsans?

yes, basically....with one exception...me

[chook]

yes, basically....with one exception...me

not even human

[Ziziphus]

What a douchebag. Why are those idiots so serious in their idiocy?

[Seeker]

What a douchebag. Why are those idiots so serious in their idiocy?

They're Aggies... do you really need to ask that question? lol

[Aaron]

Since 1995, Texas A&M has won exactly five games combined against Texas Tech and Texas.

We aren't their rival, we're their daddy.

[Divergent Realit...]

Since 1995, Texas A&M has won exactly five games combined against Texas Tech and Texas.

We aren't their rival, we're their daddy.

i dont want to know what you have to fuck to get that bastard child.

[GOB]

Since 1995, Texas A&M has won exactly five games combined against Texas Tech and Texas.

We aren't their rival, we're their daddy.

quoting for emphasis

[Divergent Realit...]

we were around long before tech. tech did not birthe a&m.

i dont mean in the literal sense.

im talking about the actual act of copulation between a college and something to produce a&m

the large flat mass of tech campus shamble up with another thing.

i keep picturing ed and al's mom from fullmetal alchemist.

and its kinda scary.

[Spectatrix]

Is that some kind of anime shit? One of my students always wears a Full Metal Alchemist hoodie.

Yes, it's anime.

And lawlz @ Nick.