Aug 29 2006, 04:57 PM
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CHEE CHEE Group: Members Posts: 5,026 Joined: 23-February 06 From: trapped in the hoezone layer Member No.: 39 |
http://www.poe-news.com/features.php?feat=63688
death to christians! death to muslims! death to jews! the cause of the death of all of us Cult leader wild and crazy bible scholar's old prediction of the exact day of nuclear war world destruction happening on september 12th. remember ladies dress up for the occasion skin is always in when the world goes down in a firey hot blaze. -------------------- Little monkeys making money
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Aug 29 2006, 04:59 PM
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I was raised on the dairy, BITCH! Group: Members Posts: 3,080 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Cedar Park Member No.: 49 |
P0keDAfish (5:54:23 PM): the predicted apocalypse is goign to be happenign in about 2 weeks
P0keDAfish (5:54:40 PM): sept 12 silbannacus (5:54:50 PM): predicted by who? P0keDAfish (5:55:04 PM): http://www.poe-news.com/features.php?feat=63688 silbannacus (5:57:35 PM): when sept. 12 hits...(how convenient it's a day after sept. 11) and nothing happens? silbannacus (5:57:39 PM): i will punch you silbannacus (5:57:51 PM): for every year that man has studied the bible P0keDAfish (5:57:59 PM): man! -------------------- "Ah, y'know it's funny, these people they go to sleep, they think everything's fine, everything's good. They wake up the next day and they're on fire."
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Aug 29 2006, 05:03 PM
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CHEE CHEE Group: Members Posts: 5,026 Joined: 23-February 06 From: trapped in the hoezone layer Member No.: 39 |
thatd be 50 fyi
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Aug 29 2006, 05:11 PM
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![]() POTATO OLES Group: Members Posts: 1,602 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Newark, NJ Member No.: 17 |
That's alot of punches.
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Aug 29 2006, 05:12 PM
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![]() Why so serious? Group: Global Moderators Posts: 5,286 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Fate, TX Member No.: 4 |
How many donkey punches does that equal??
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Aug 29 2006, 05:14 PM
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![]() POTATO OLES Group: Members Posts: 1,602 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Newark, NJ Member No.: 17 |
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Aug 29 2006, 05:15 PM
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![]() Group: Admin Posts: 3,403 Joined: 23-February 06 From: PDX/TXL Member No.: 35 |
Wow, the guy who came up with the prediction could at least do a little more research to not make himself look stupid. The Bible states the treaty would lead to seven years of peace with Israel, not Oslo
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Aug 30 2006, 08:35 AM
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CHEE CHEE Group: Members Posts: 5,026 Joined: 23-February 06 From: trapped in the hoezone layer Member No.: 39 |
i dont believe it says "peace with oslo"
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Aug 30 2006, 08:56 AM
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![]() Group: Admin Posts: 3,403 Joined: 23-February 06 From: PDX/TXL Member No.: 35 |
QUOTE (Testm0nkey @ Aug 30 2006, 08:35 AM) i dont believe it says "peace with oslo" I was trying to be funny... I failed... miserably -------------------- "There is a level of cowardice lower than that of the conformist: that of the fashionable non-conformist." |
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Aug 30 2006, 12:31 PM
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![]() GORILLA FLUFFER Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
QUOTE (Testm0nkey @ Aug 29 2006, 05:03 PM) thatd be 50 fyi good thing those are alex punches. how many brandon punches would that translate into? -------------------- |
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Aug 30 2006, 02:17 PM
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![]() N 0 t h i n g Group: Members Posts: 1,449 Joined: 23-February 06 Member No.: 54 |
"Anything you can do, bradon can do better." -brandon
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Aug 30 2006, 02:23 PM
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CHEE CHEE Group: Members Posts: 5,026 Joined: 23-February 06 From: trapped in the hoezone layer Member No.: 39 |
QUOTE (FORSAKENR320 @ Aug 30 2006, 12:31 PM) good thing those are alex punches. how many brandon punches would that translate into? a baby panda -------------------- Little monkeys making money
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Aug 30 2006, 02:28 PM
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![]() POTATO OLES Group: Members Posts: 1,602 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Newark, NJ Member No.: 17 |
-------------------- death to false dudes
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Aug 30 2006, 02:33 PM
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CHEE CHEE Group: Members Posts: 5,026 Joined: 23-February 06 From: trapped in the hoezone layer Member No.: 39 |
awwwwwwww
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Aug 31 2006, 12:45 PM
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![]() GORILLA FLUFFER Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
i want one.
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Aug 31 2006, 01:35 PM
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![]() monogamous gays & stem cells Group: Members Posts: 3,789 Joined: 22-February 06 Member No.: 8 |
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Aug 31 2006, 03:09 PM
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![]() Group: Members Posts: 1,761 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Lubbock/Dubai Member No.: 57 |
there should be an orgy on taht day
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Aug 31 2006, 03:24 PM
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![]() Group: Members Posts: 375 Joined: 26-February 06 From: here? Member No.: 88 |
QUOTE (schwab @ Aug 31 2006, 03:09 PM) there should be an orgy on taht day will your mom be there? cuz then i would die happy. -------------------- ![]() |
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Aug 31 2006, 11:35 PM
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![]() Group: Moderators Posts: 2,499 Joined: 23-February 06 From: El Paso Texas Member No.: 32 |
should i call into work that day?
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Sep 1 2006, 12:13 AM
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Let's Bother Snape!!! Group: Members Posts: 1,598 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Albuquerque, NM Member No.: 10 |
I start work the day before
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Sep 1 2006, 02:26 PM
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![]() Group: Moderators Posts: 572 Joined: 23-February 06 Member No.: 33 |
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Sep 2 2006, 01:00 AM
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![]() Do they ignore parts of reality? Group: Moderators Posts: 2,935 Joined: 23-February 06 From: South Overton!!! Member No.: 46 |
I am from Abilene! I have direct knowledge of these Hawkins people>
they are crazy> waco 2!!! -------------------- A psychotic world we live in. The madmen are in power. How long have we known this? Faced this? And--how many of us do know it? Perhaps if you know you are insane then you are not insane. Or you are becoming sane, finally. Waking up. I suppose only a few are aware of all this. Isolated persons here and there. But the broad masses... what do they think? All these hundreds of thousands in this city, here. Do they imagine that they live in a sane world? Or do they guess, glimpse, the truth...?
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Sep 4 2006, 09:15 AM
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![]() Group: Moderators Posts: 2,558 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Seoul, South Korea Member No.: 28 |
yes, yay for abilene.
so what happens on september 13th and nothing ever happened? will the yahwehnians finally say screw it and give up? -------------------- ![]() |
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Sep 4 2006, 10:40 AM
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Group: Admin Posts: 6,906 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Austin Member No.: 9 |
They all kill themselves at midnight on Sept. 12th so they'll never know.
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Sep 4 2006, 11:33 PM
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![]() Group: Moderators Posts: 2,499 Joined: 23-February 06 From: El Paso Texas Member No.: 32 |
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Sep 5 2006, 01:04 AM
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![]() Group: Members Posts: 1,761 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Lubbock/Dubai Member No.: 57 |
one week till the worlds end
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Sep 12 2006, 12:25 PM
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CHEE CHEE Group: Members Posts: 5,026 Joined: 23-February 06 From: trapped in the hoezone layer Member No.: 39 |
today: stampede in yemen, hurricane florence rapes the unwilling, little kids are being fondled by their teachers
anyone dead yet? updates? anyone feel a little sick? -------------------- Little monkeys making money
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Sep 12 2006, 12:30 PM
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![]() From Atlantis to Interzone Group: Global Moderators Posts: 2,512 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Somewhere in space and time Member No.: 65 |
Ummm... I think I hurt my knee in my Cardioboxing class last night. Does that count?
-------------------- Holy shit, pebkac, you're awesome! "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." - Theodor Seuss Geisel (AKA Dr. Seuss) "An idea that is not dangerous is unworthy of being called an idea at all." - Oscar Wilde |
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Sep 12 2006, 12:41 PM
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![]() GORILLA FLUFFER Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
QUOTE (pebkac @ Sep 12 2006, 12:30 PM) Ummm... I think I hurt my knee in my Cardioboxing class last night. Does that count? ...... i..... hmm... i have a thousand gay jokes to go with this... but i can't seem to find the perfect one, so kudos for you bro -------------------- |
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Sep 12 2006, 12:48 PM
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![]() From Atlantis to Interzone Group: Global Moderators Posts: 2,512 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Somewhere in space and time Member No.: 65 |
QUOTE (FORSAKENR320 @ Sep 12 2006, 01:41 PM) ...... i..... hmm... i have a thousand gay jokes to go with this... but i can't seem to find the perfect one, so kudos for you bro You disappoint me, Brandon. -------------------- Holy shit, pebkac, you're awesome! "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." - Theodor Seuss Geisel (AKA Dr. Seuss) "An idea that is not dangerous is unworthy of being called an idea at all." - Oscar Wilde |
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Sep 12 2006, 12:52 PM
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![]() GORILLA FLUFFER Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
QUOTE (pebkac @ Sep 12 2006, 12:30 PM) Ummm... I think I hurt my knee in my Cardioboxing class last night. Does that count? 1. get some knee pads, the chaffing those mats do while you're giving your instructor head make your knees ashy 2. put down a towel. or at least a wet floor sign when finished with #1 3. i hope you got your heart rate up sufficiantly, i got you on the cardio program so i can better peddle your ass in the tech ghetto. 4. WHERES MY MONEY MAN-HO?!!!!! -------------------- |
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Sep 12 2006, 01:02 PM
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![]() From Atlantis to Interzone Group: Global Moderators Posts: 2,512 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Somewhere in space and time Member No.: 65 |
As a gay joke, I give that 6/10. You can do better.
-------------------- Holy shit, pebkac, you're awesome! "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." - Theodor Seuss Geisel (AKA Dr. Seuss) "An idea that is not dangerous is unworthy of being called an idea at all." - Oscar Wilde |
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Sep 12 2006, 01:09 PM
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![]() GORILLA FLUFFER Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
QUOTE (pebkac @ Sep 12 2006, 01:02 PM) As a gay joke, I give that 6/10. You can do better. under pressure and it was on the fly. alot like your lips -------------------- |
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Sep 12 2006, 01:22 PM
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![]() From Atlantis to Interzone Group: Global Moderators Posts: 2,512 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Somewhere in space and time Member No.: 65 |
8/10
Much better, but still could use some improvement. -------------------- Holy shit, pebkac, you're awesome! "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." - Theodor Seuss Geisel (AKA Dr. Seuss) "An idea that is not dangerous is unworthy of being called an idea at all." - Oscar Wilde |
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Sep 12 2006, 01:27 PM
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![]() Group: Members Posts: 10,620 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Houston, TX Member No.: 48 |
still waitin for the first nuke to drop...
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Sep 12 2006, 04:15 PM
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![]() monogamous gays & stem cells Group: Members Posts: 3,789 Joined: 22-February 06 Member No.: 8 |
QUOTE (impala454 @ Sep 12 2006, 02:27 PM) still waitin for the first nuke to drop... nobody's going to waste a nuke on texas. half the people here are already mutants, anyway. |
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Sep 12 2006, 04:18 PM
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![]() Group: Agents Posts: 4,026 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lu-bok Member No.: 41 |
QUOTE (lamont's lament @ Sep 12 2006, 05:15 PM) nobody's going to waste a nuke on texas. half the people here are already mutants, anyway. rite. you should see my home town. freak-o-ville-vision-o-tronaids -------------------- |
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Sep 12 2006, 04:21 PM
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CHEE CHEE Group: Members Posts: 5,026 Joined: 23-February 06 From: trapped in the hoezone layer Member No.: 39 |
i may have broken a bone in my foot a few weeks ago. maybe tonight itll kill me
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Sep 12 2006, 04:54 PM
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![]() Group: Members Posts: 10,620 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Houston, TX Member No.: 48 |
QUOTE (lamont's lament @ Sep 12 2006, 05:15 PM) nobody's going to waste a nuke on texas. half the people here are already mutants, anyway. well they definitely wouldn't waste one on lubbock... but amarillo would prob be a prime target... |
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Sep 12 2006, 05:02 PM
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![]() Group: Members Posts: 10,620 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Houston, TX Member No.: 48 |
i looked at this site for a few minutes and after reading this i laughed. after clicking the link "The Book of Yahweh, the Original Bible" Genesis Chapter 1 I saw:
QUOTE In the beginning Yahweh created the heavens and the earth.
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Sep 13 2006, 07:22 AM
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![]() Group: Members Posts: 10,620 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Houston, TX Member No.: 48 |
i'm severely disappointed... no nukes or anything
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Sep 13 2006, 10:54 AM
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I was raised on the dairy, BITCH! Group: Members Posts: 3,080 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Cedar Park Member No.: 49 |
i think the terrorists that the british intel caught in london....what was it like 21 people? were going to steal those planes in england and fly them here to crash them on Sep. 11
give america a double whammy i think at that point we'd unleash hell on the middle east with no mercy -------------------- "Ah, y'know it's funny, these people they go to sleep, they think everything's fine, everything's good. They wake up the next day and they're on fire."
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Sep 13 2006, 10:57 AM
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![]() Group: Members Posts: 1,761 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Lubbock/Dubai Member No.: 57 |
damn and to think i sold everything i had and went to the strip club and spent all of it
and now have soem weird bumps..... -------------------- bored...so i did this
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Sep 14 2006, 09:17 AM
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Group: Admin Posts: 6,906 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Austin Member No.: 9 |
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Sep 14 2006, 10:13 AM
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![]() Group: Agents Posts: 4,026 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lu-bok Member No.: 41 |
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