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 Apr 15 2006, 01:27 PM
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 DEATH TO ....something? Group: Members Posts: 5,618 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Parker, CO Member No.: 55  |
ok seriously like what are these?
they're like, retarded. they ryme and are all this dancy fancy shmancy word game crap. it's like if peter pan could spell or something this is what he'd make. fuck poems. -------------------- I r Ur Gawd!
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Apr 15 2006, 01:28 PM
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 New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15 |
Roses are red
Violets are blue you are acting like a fucking jew |
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Apr 15 2006, 01:30 PM
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DEATH TO ....something? Group: Members Posts: 5,618 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Parker, CO Member No.: 55 |
QUOTE (Jessica @ Apr 15 2006, 02:28 PM) Roses are red Violets are blue you are acting like a fucking jew see? aren't they fucking gay? poems are fucking gay. -------------------- I r Ur Gawd!
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Apr 15 2006, 01:31 PM
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New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15 |
roses are red
violets are blue your threads are worse then a pile of poo |
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Apr 15 2006, 01:32 PM
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DEATH TO ....something? Group: Members Posts: 5,618 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Parker, CO Member No.: 55 |
well you don't have to be rude.....
-------------------- I r Ur Gawd!
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Apr 15 2006, 01:41 PM
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 New and Improved? Group: Members Posts: 629 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Austin, TX Member No.: 40 |
Roses are red
Violets are blue All my base Are belong to you. --------------------  |
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Apr 15 2006, 01:42 PM
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 Why so serious? Group: Global Moderators Posts: 5,286 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Fate, TX Member No.: 4 |
Vaginas are red, about once a month,
and that makes a man's balls blue. So we turn on the net, open our right hand and spit then jerk off to our heart's content! -------------------- |
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Apr 15 2006, 01:55 PM
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New and Improved? Group: Members Posts: 629 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Austin, TX Member No.: 40 |
There once was a man from nantucket...
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Apr 15 2006, 01:56 PM
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New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15 |
QUOTE (Jyan @ Apr 15 2006, 02:55 PM) There once was a man from nantucket... who saw a sheep and wanted to fuck it This post has been edited by Jessica: Apr 15 2006, 02:01 PM |
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Apr 15 2006, 02:02 PM
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 fuck you! Group: Members Posts: 641 Joined: 22-February 06 From: fuck you! Member No.: 19 |
roses are blue
violets are red i wanna shoot dogmeat in his big fat head with a gun just for fun -------------------- only here to talk sports occationally
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Apr 15 2006, 02:05 PM
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New and Improved? Group: Members Posts: 629 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Austin, TX Member No.: 40 |
QUOTE (Throwdown @ Apr 15 2006, 02:02 PM) roses are blue violets are red i wanna shoot dogmeat in his big fat head with a gun just for fun Putting shakespeare to shame. -------------------- |
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Apr 15 2006, 02:19 PM
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Group: Admin Posts: 6,906 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Austin Member No.: 9 |
Roses are #FF0000
Violets are #0000FF All my base are belong to you. -------------------- |
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Apr 15 2006, 02:31 PM
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 N 0 t h i n g Group: Members Posts: 1,449 Joined: 23-February 06 Member No.: 54 |
After meeting dogmeat, his e-personality confuses me.
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Apr 15 2006, 02:33 PM
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 monogamous gays & stem cells Group: Members Posts: 3,789 Joined: 22-February 06 Member No.: 8 |
QUOTE (Jessica @ Apr 15 2006, 02:28 PM) Roses are red Violets are blue you are acting like a fucking jew that was beautiful |
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Apr 15 2006, 02:50 PM
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 Do they ignore parts of reality? Group: Moderators Posts: 2,935 Joined: 23-February 06 From: South Overton!!! Member No.: 46 |
I looked in the mirror
And what did I see An image of something, nothing and me -------------------- A psychotic world we live in. The madmen are in power. How long have we known this? Faced this? And--how many of us do know it? Perhaps if you know you are insane then you are not insane. Or you are becoming sane, finally. Waking up. I suppose only a few are aware of all this. Isolated persons here and there. But the broad masses... what do they think? All these hundreds of thousands in this city, here. Do they imagine that they live in a sane world? Or do they guess, glimpse, the truth...?
-Philip K. Dick |
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Apr 15 2006, 02:51 PM
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Why so serious? Group: Global Moderators Posts: 5,286 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Fate, TX Member No.: 4 |
Stop stranger, stop as you pass by.
As you are now, so once was I. As I am now, soon you will be. So pray prepare to follow me... -"Old Jimmy's" Epitaph -------------------- |
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Apr 15 2006, 02:53 PM
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CHEE CHEE Group: Members Posts: 5,026 Joined: 23-February 06 From: trapped in the hoezone layer Member No.: 39 |
will you show me how to kick this engine over
in this endless glazing rain? it wont start send me the address of hitlers burial mound. tell me where the good whores lives. tell me why my elbows dont drop off, why my head doesnt roll under the bed. dont tell me about jesus or the devil or about a new healthy diet. i just want young girls to watch and wet their panties while i kill flys with a rolled-up newspaper. please show me how to kick this engine over and tell me that death is only a dream or a bad joke tell me that my real desire is only for life itself. tell me how to get out and also stay in. tell me how to move up and then down. give me one more chance one free bottle of good french wine and a band-aid that will truly cover the wound help me kick this engine over! give me a 15 year old girl to bring me a plate of tangerines as the city of angels goes up in flames. let me know that my birth and your birth is more than meaningless mathematics. let me eat the girl let me eat the tangerines in that order. it has simply rained too hard for too long. please help me kick this god damn engine over one more time. -------------------- Little monkeys making money
Naked monkey looking funny Mighty males are strong and free Female monkey, not so lucky Rocking monkeys, funky monkeys Monkeys sticking other monkeys Monkeys wrong or monkeys right Mostly flexing monkey might |
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Apr 15 2006, 03:09 PM
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  Group: Agents Posts: 4,026 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lu-bok Member No.: 41 |
roses are red
violets are blue you are a bread i am love you -------------------- 32-bit whore
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Apr 15 2006, 03:10 PM
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CHEE CHEE Group: Members Posts: 5,026 Joined: 23-February 06 From: trapped in the hoezone layer Member No.: 39 |
hahaha
pulitzer -------------------- Little monkeys making money
Naked monkey looking funny Mighty males are strong and free Female monkey, not so lucky Rocking monkeys, funky monkeys Monkeys sticking other monkeys Monkeys wrong or monkeys right Mostly flexing monkey might |
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Apr 15 2006, 03:11 PM
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Do they ignore parts of reality? Group: Moderators Posts: 2,935 Joined: 23-February 06 From: South Overton!!! Member No.: 46 |
They showed us how to live our life
They told us when to die My head was filled with worldly promise Now I know it was a lie Our pockets filled with money Urging us to spend In one paper god I trust Always to depend They build a hundred prisons As they try to hide our pain Hoping for a future But there is not one to claim Fill our minds with toxin Hoping we'll forget For this world they crafted They will not show regret Look upon our cities Tell me what you see Bottled up our will Just waiting to be free They know how we should act Looking for dissent Who are they to call the shots They want us to repent Our rulers give us promise Then they throw it in our face They have classified us Into gender, class, and race Now I am weary On this lonely road I tread Hoping I can find my way While I pray that it will end Blindly going forward When they covered up my eye In this life my purpose Is to lay back down and die -------------------- A psychotic world we live in. The madmen are in power. How long have we known this? Faced this? And--how many of us do know it? Perhaps if you know you are insane then you are not insane. Or you are becoming sane, finally. Waking up. I suppose only a few are aware of all this. Isolated persons here and there. But the broad masses... what do they think? All these hundreds of thousands in this city, here. Do they imagine that they live in a sane world? Or do they guess, glimpse, the truth...?
-Philip K. Dick |
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Apr 15 2006, 03:32 PM
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 Oh baby bring me down Group: Agents Posts: 4,115 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Way out yonder Member No.: 68 |
QUOTE (Renegadepeon @ Apr 15 2006, 02:31 PM) After meeting dogmeat, his e-personality confuses me. quiet in real life, or at least for the 30 seconds i met him -------------------- Southern Rock, beer and bears!
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Apr 15 2006, 03:32 PM
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Do they ignore parts of reality? Group: Moderators Posts: 2,935 Joined: 23-February 06 From: South Overton!!! Member No.: 46 |
Did I miss chuck?!?!?!
-------------------- A psychotic world we live in. The madmen are in power. How long have we known this? Faced this? And--how many of us do know it? Perhaps if you know you are insane then you are not insane. Or you are becoming sane, finally. Waking up. I suppose only a few are aware of all this. Isolated persons here and there. But the broad masses... what do they think? All these hundreds of thousands in this city, here. Do they imagine that they live in a sane world? Or do they guess, glimpse, the truth...?
-Philip K. Dick |
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Apr 15 2006, 03:44 PM
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CHEE CHEE Group: Members Posts: 5,026 Joined: 23-February 06 From: trapped in the hoezone layer Member No.: 39 |
hes not quiet but once his stripper and clown posse left yeah hes pretty normal
we know he can hang though. it was 5amish when people left -------------------- Little monkeys making money
Naked monkey looking funny Mighty males are strong and free Female monkey, not so lucky Rocking monkeys, funky monkeys Monkeys sticking other monkeys Monkeys wrong or monkeys right Mostly flexing monkey might |
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Apr 15 2006, 06:54 PM
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Oh baby bring me down Group: Agents Posts: 4,115 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Way out yonder Member No.: 68 |
QUOTE (Spivey @ Apr 15 2006, 03:32 PM) Did I miss chuck?!?!?! some of the people were going to IHOP when I was leaving it, got to meat him for a fleeting moment -------------------- Southern Rock, beer and bears!
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Apr 15 2006, 10:39 PM
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Group: Members Posts: 105 Joined: 17-March 06 Member No.: 117 |
Dogmeat once fell, off of his bed
Three bunks down, on to his head When he awoke, all he could see were naked women, in front of he he chased and he chased, until finally we found him dead at the circus, dick in a clown |
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Apr 15 2006, 10:51 PM
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 FFFFFFFUCKKKKKKKKKKKK Group: Members Posts: 1,673 Joined: 22-February 06 Member No.: 11 |
I've written a bunch of poetry but rarely does it rhyme.
Here's one of the more lighthearted ones: Grey Blimp Explosion Big Cat Explosion Hot Dog Explosion Fifty Five Explosion Fifty Five's Explosion Hungry Wives Explosion Carving Knives Explosion Starting Line Explosion Baseball America |
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Apr 15 2006, 11:04 PM
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 Group: Members Posts: 5,275 Joined: 22-February 06 Member No.: 2 |
Dogmeat by Lancifer
In lubbock there is stragely queer guy named dogmeat his penis he likes to beat as he looks at pictures of his grandma's teat to him her sagging boobs and smelly vagina is very very sweet he has all the porn on the internet downloaded to his computer cause he's leet his porn he will never delete guard your animals from him if they're in heat his favorite place is the back seat he loves to masturbate while watching kids at a track meet while doing this he is not discrete he is often caught and has to fill out a police question sheet his fat bitch of a girlfriend makes him complete The End |
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Apr 15 2006, 11:29 PM
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monogamous gays & stem cells Group: Members Posts: 3,789 Joined: 22-February 06 Member No.: 8 |
here i sit, legs aflexin
giving birth to another texan |
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Apr 15 2006, 11:32 PM
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New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15 |
QUOTE (lamont's lament @ Apr 16 2006, 12:29 AM) here i sit, legs aflexin giving birth to another texan that was beautiful ps. get out of my head |
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Apr 16 2006, 04:24 AM
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Do they ignore parts of reality? Group: Moderators Posts: 2,935 Joined: 23-February 06 From: South Overton!!! Member No.: 46 |
QUOTE (lamont's lament @ Apr 15 2006, 11:29 PM) here i sit, legs aflexin giving birth to another texan At least it wasn't a mexican -------------------- A psychotic world we live in. The madmen are in power. How long have we known this? Faced this? And--how many of us do know it? Perhaps if you know you are insane then you are not insane. Or you are becoming sane, finally. Waking up. I suppose only a few are aware of all this. Isolated persons here and there. But the broad masses... what do they think? All these hundreds of thousands in this city, here. Do they imagine that they live in a sane world? Or do they guess, glimpse, the truth...?
-Philip K. Dick |
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Apr 16 2006, 04:28 AM
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 GORILLA FLUFFER Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
A guy sticks his location,
In a girl's destination, To increase the population, For the next generation. Do you get my explanation? Or do you need a demonstration? --------------------  QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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Apr 16 2006, 04:37 AM
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CHEE CHEE Group: Members Posts: 5,026 Joined: 23-February 06 From: trapped in the hoezone layer Member No.: 39 |
fuzzy wuzzy had some gin
fuzzy wuzzy had an affinity for men fuzzy wuzzy was a coot fuzzy wuzzy wore no boots fuzzy wuzzy went to 'Nom fuzzy wuzzy shot some chong fuzzy wuzzy met a wench fuzzy wuzzy fell in a trench fuzzy wuzzy fell off the map fuzzy wuzzy wasnt a sap fuzzy wuzzy showed up in Cinnci fuzzy wuzzy was a bit ditzy fuzzy wuzzy wasnt a bear fuzzy wuzzy was a queer fuzzy wuzzy met some blokes fuzzy wuzzy ate some folks fuzzy wuzzy was put away fuzzy wuzzy survives to this day... fuzzy wuzzy blames the president fuzzy wuzzy was a dissident oh no! fuzzy wuzzy was killed by cops fuzzy wuzzy wore clean socks fuzzy wuzzys story rings true dont voice your opinions or theyll be after you -------------------- Little monkeys making money
Naked monkey looking funny Mighty males are strong and free Female monkey, not so lucky Rocking monkeys, funky monkeys Monkeys sticking other monkeys Monkeys wrong or monkeys right Mostly flexing monkey might |
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Apr 16 2006, 05:28 AM
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GORILLA FLUFFER Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
SEX is a TRANSACTION,
With emotional currency, You're either lucky or an arsehole, If you're getting it for free, Some are prepared to barter flesh, For company or affection, A house, a car, a family, Money or protection, When morality is attached to Guilt can reduce the pleasure, Whereby with uninhibited Comes ecstasy without measure. There are those whom believe that, SEX is just for procreation, While there are others for whom it is, Their favourite recreation, There are people who only have, SEX over the phone, And others who are happy, To do it on their own, There are some who really get off, On lingerie and leather, And those who simply prefer, To masturbate together. -------------------- QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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Apr 16 2006, 11:47 PM
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 Group: Moderators Posts: 2,499 Joined: 23-February 06 From: El Paso Texas Member No.: 32 |
Ode to mexicans
We have a hobby called fucking Welfare pays for baby's tit sucking Kids need doctors Wife need pills We get it all free We got no bills -------------------- |
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