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 Aug 12 2009, 06:09 PM
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Aug 12 2009, 09:59 PM
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I loved that show.
The episode with the killer wall destroying bees always stuck in my mind... i don't know why. -------------------- |
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Aug 13 2009, 07:17 AM
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 Group: Moderators Posts: 2,558 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Seoul, South Korea Member No.: 28 |
lol. actually part of me thinks lance might actually believe his own story haha
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Aug 13 2009, 09:14 PM
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 GORILLA FLUFFER  Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
lol
--------------------  QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM)  but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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Aug 14 2009, 10:16 AM
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Group: Moderators Posts: 2,558 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Seoul, South Korea Member No.: 28 |
QUOTE Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: hello Stranger: hi You: nice to meet your acquaintence Stranger: you dont know my name yet Stranger: =D You: sorry, i'm a beginner english student. i'm still not fluent yet. Stranger: from? You: i'm from the intermediate level class. Stranger: oh good You: could you do me the pleasure of providing me with your name? You: i will likewise provide mine. Stranger: you are goog at english Stranger: good at Stranger: im salim Stranger: from turkey Stranger: u? You: i just use my dictionary You: u is a letter of the alphabet, after t You: were you asking me a question about the letter U? Stranger: you? Stranger: i can say that you =D You: no, i don't need to know the alphabet. i already know it You: oh, i think i must be confused. i sincerely apologize  Stranger: NO NO Stranger: never mind man Stranger: age? You: you never have a mind? a mind is like a brain, right? Stranger: ohh ! Stranger: its an expression You: alright, thank you for telling me. You: you said you are from a turkey? You: can you please explain how that is possible? Stranger: not a turkey Stranger: trkey is my country Stranger: its homonym You: oh, that means you really like to eat turkey? or you are from inside a turkey? You: you are homosexual? Stranger: lan olum turk musun lan sen You: sorry, i don't speak gibberish. Stranger: okey i can tell you maybe You: great. Stranger: from ? Stranger: where are u from You: U is from the alphabet. You: Are you in the low level English class? Stranger: u = you okey? Stranger: its msn language You: wow, microsoft has it's own language? Stranger: ananın amı language Stranger: ohaa lan bu kadar mallık olmaz yaa Stranger: good luck man Your conversational partner has disconnected. -------------------- |
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Aug 14 2009, 06:31 PM
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GORILLA FLUFFER Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
that was pretty good
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Aug 15 2009, 09:20 AM
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 Group: Moderators Posts: 885 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Lubbock, Texas Member No.: 12 |
that was good, i'm surprised he kept him going for that long without getting disconnected
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Aug 15 2009, 10:44 AM
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Group: Moderators Posts: 2,558 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Seoul, South Korea Member No.: 28 |
QUOTE Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!Stranger: Want to cam ? Boy hereYou: same here Stranger: gay ?You: noYou: u?Stranger: Not really noYour conversational partner has disconnected. must've been in the closet. lol. -------------------- |
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Aug 15 2009, 10:45 AM
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Group: Moderators Posts: 2,558 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Seoul, South Korea Member No.: 28 |
ok it sucks having to post these here. why do they get all screwed up like that? somethign wrong with the html code on techsans?
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Aug 15 2009, 11:31 AM
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Group: Moderators Posts: 2,558 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Seoul, South Korea Member No.: 28 |
i lost the convo, but i just talked to a chinese dude in china. i said i was from korea (well i live here at least..and i was curious as to what he'd say).
he just goes "korea scum! rot in hell!" or something to that effect. hah. -------------------- |
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Aug 15 2009, 10:46 PM
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GORILLA FLUFFER Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
QUOTE Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: greetings Stranger: Hey. Stranger: Are you bored? You: indeed. though i feel myself to be a bit splintered Stranger: how come? You: the world seems to be nailing me pretty hard Stranger: I see. Going through a bad streak? You: yea, everything just rubbing against my grain a little bit Stranger: sorry to hear that. Stranger: m/f? You: i am a sturdy oak of a man Stranger: Most people on this site are I noticed. You: indeed. too much wood on this site, for sure Stranger: Are you going to be able to solve the issues that you mentioned? You: possibly. i better, because if i don't my boss told me i'd be forced to walk the plank Stranger: Hmmmm. Not good. Well good luck to you. You: yea, i'll get through it, just gotta keep my chin up and back straight as a board Your conversational partner has disconnected. i can't decide if the guy was catching all my wood references or not. -------------------- QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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Aug 15 2009, 10:50 PM
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GORILLA FLUFFER Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
QUOTE Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: Hi You: durp Your conversational partner has disconnected. -------------------- QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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Aug 15 2009, 10:51 PM
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GORILLA FLUFFER Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
QUOTE Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: wheel chair guy? You: i am crutch man Your conversational partner has disconnected. lol -------------------- QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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Aug 15 2009, 10:58 PM
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GORILLA FLUFFER Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
QUOTE Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: meow Stranger: wuff You: fffft Stranger: pshhh You: :: squint:: don't make me yiff you Stranger: haha Stranger: are yo a girl You: are you a girl? Stranger: no You: no Your conversational partner has disconnected. -------------------- QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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Aug 15 2009, 11:03 PM
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GORILLA FLUFFER Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
QUOTE Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: What's your Zodiac sign? You: i think it's "jesus" You: or something You: yours? You have disconnected. person never replied back -------------------- QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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Aug 15 2009, 11:07 PM
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GORILLA FLUFFER Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
QUOTE Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: horny female? You: only on the weekends Stranger: today weekends You: ::checks pants:: the transformation is still not complete You: soon, i shall be vagina man Your conversational partner has disconnected. -------------------- QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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Aug 15 2009, 11:11 PM
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GORILLA FLUFFER Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
QUOTE Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: helloo You: ::squint:: is this the white room in the Matrix? You: Tank! i need guns You: ... You: Tank! You: ..... You: ... You: Tank? You: there must be a problem on the ship Stranger: get a life dumbass nerd You: Agent! You: i need an exit! Stranger: queer You have disconnected. -------------------- QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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Aug 15 2009, 11:22 PM
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GORILLA FLUFFER Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
QUOTE Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: erm... Stranger: i put on my robe and wizard's hat You: lies Stranger: Stranger: true You: my +3 ogre slaying knife sits in my scabbard Stranger: haha, YES Stranger: i had bacon for dinner Stranger: and steak Stranger: true story You: excellent You: question Stranger: hit me You: is bacon a condiment, or a food group? Stranger: its a pyramid Stranger: a food pyramid You: i disagree Stranger: how old are you Stranger: i am old and wise You: because there is no such thing as "bacon you should eat sparingly" You: such as takes the place of sugar and sweets at the top Stranger: hmmmm Stranger: food for thought You: i r smarter than weeezal Stranger: where are you ? You: i am a native lubbockian. from the far away land of texas Stranger: ah You: i can trace my liniage back to the time of troubles Stranger: ethnicity? Stranger: i like your lingo You: caucasian/white/mix of a bit of everything You: i think i even got a little clint eastwood somewhere in there You: yourself? Stranger: white Stranger: == caucasian You: indeed You: us caucs must stick together Stranger: mmm Stranger: i like the diversity You: fuck that... you can't mix any balls in there, or it's gay Stranger: mmm. i like gay Stranger: also i like to party Stranger: at the disco Your conversational partner has disconnected. -------------------- QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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Aug 15 2009, 11:27 PM
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GORILLA FLUFFER Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
QUOTE Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: DEMILOVATO69? You: jesus? Stranger: yes son You: praise jesus! You: what is this white light i see before me? Stranger: my huge asshole Your conversational partner has disconnected. -------------------- QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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Aug 15 2009, 11:29 PM
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GORILLA FLUFFER Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
QUOTE Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: Hi! 26/M/Germany here ... You: the last conversational partner i had claimed he was jesus... and forced me to gaze into his gaping asshole... You: there was a bright light You: and i could see my ancestors before me Stranger: Funny stuff. You: lies! You: and Treason! Your conversational partner has disconnected. -------------------- QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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Aug 15 2009, 11:36 PM
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GORILLA FLUFFER Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
QUOTE Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: i fuckin dare you You: my last conversational partner was a treasonous dog from germany, and did not appreciate the fine subleties of bacon Stranger: what the hell Stranger: was he jewish? You: according to prophecy You: who in their right mind cannot appreciate bacon? You: if food is the universal language, bacon is the handshake Stranger: maybe Stranger: maybe Stranger: but what do you have to say about a fuckin big mac You: i do not enjoy the taste of squirrel You: at least, squirrel that claims to be the meat of a big mac Stranger: cool Stranger: waht are you a fuckin chef? Your conversational partner has disconnected. -------------------- QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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Aug 15 2009, 11:48 PM
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GORILLA FLUFFER Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
QUOTE Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: this room is white You: like the master race Stranger: My poon is wet You: harpoons get that way Stranger: Send me pics of ur alaskin meat Stranger: no no no poon as in pussy You: what did the whaler say to the eskimo prostitute? You:"thar she blows" Your conversational partner has disconnected. -------------------- QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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Aug 15 2009, 11:54 PM
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GORILLA FLUFFER Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
QUOTE Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: this room is white Stranger: why yes it is You: like the master race Stranger: o rly? Stranger: i'm a white person hbu You: i am also a cauc Stranger: sweet You: indeed You: this room is like.... Mime purgatory or something You: silent Stranger: i find racism quite revolting You: and deadly You: racism usually ends that way You: *revolting Stranger: yes indeed Stranger: i bid you good day sir as i move on to troll someone of less intelligence You: good luck with your endevors Stranger: i will need it Your conversational partner has disconnected ok, i think thats the last one i'll do for the night. might do more tommorow. -------------------- QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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Aug 16 2009, 12:44 AM
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...I think you've done enough.
I'M CUTTING YOU OFF!!! -------------------- |
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Aug 16 2009, 09:54 AM
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Group: Members Posts: 1,302 Joined: 20-February 07 Member No.: 721 |
Matrix one was hilarious
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Aug 16 2009, 11:56 AM
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Group: Moderators Posts: 2,558 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Seoul, South Korea Member No.: 28 |
QUOTE Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: hey Stranger: hello  You: asl? Stranger: 17, m, brazil Stranger: u? You: 56 F England You: and im horny as hell You: you? Stranger: DISGUSTING. Your conversational partner has disconnected. haha i like this alter ego...im gonna keep using it! -------------------- |
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Aug 16 2009, 12:07 PM
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Group: Moderators Posts: 2,558 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Seoul, South Korea Member No.: 28 |
QUOTE Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: hi You: asl? Stranger: 25 m uk You: cool im a female You: im kinda horny though Stranger:  Stranger: no problem You: thats why i came on here Stranger: what would you like to do? You: what do you think? ^^ Stranger:  Stranger: how old are you? You: well im 62, so you can cum inside me because i already finished menopause Stranger: hehe You: You: you like older woman? Stranger: oh yes Stranger: i don't mind at all You: great. you dont mind some gray hairs in your teeth? ^^ Stranger: You: DISGUSTING MAN You have disconnected. totally not expecting that. the last time i used the menopause line the guy disconnected 
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Aug 16 2009, 12:14 PM
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Group: Moderators Posts: 2,558 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Seoul, South Korea Member No.: 28 |
QUOTE Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: lol asl like omg like wtf haha You: ? You: ^^ Stranger: demilovato69 You: oh yes You: sounds nice Your conversational partner has disconnected. whoa. forsaken got the same person? -------------------- |
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Aug 16 2009, 12:21 PM
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Group: Moderators Posts: 2,558 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Seoul, South Korea Member No.: 28 |
QUOTE Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: wanna cyber? You: sure You: asl? Stranger: 18 m, you? You: 71 F You: awesome i like young ones Your conversational partner has disconnected. This post has been edited by jonathan83: Aug 16 2009, 12:22 PM -------------------- |
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Aug 16 2009, 01:08 PM
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Group: Admin Posts: 6,906 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Austin Member No.: 9 |
QUOTE Stranger: hey
You: konnichiwa Stranger: how r u ? You: Eh, genki desu. Oname wa desu ka? Stranger: ka li manikilion pi rati murre atyionichupachups. supercalifragilisticexpialidoucious? You: Ah, sumimasen. You no speak Japanese? Your conversational partner has disconnected. -------------------- |
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Aug 16 2009, 01:15 PM
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Group: Admin Posts: 6,906 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Austin Member No.: 9 |
QUOTE Stranger: HI
You: Konnichiwa! Stranger: japanese? You: Hai. Kasumi desu. Oname wa desu ka? Stranger: u dont know english? You: Ah, sumimasen. I speak tiny English. You no know Japanese? Stranger: no, i dont know japanese, but i dont know english too. You: What you know? Stranger: chinese\ You: Ahhh!!! Mainlander! Stranger: why is Mainlander? Stranger: u from taiwan? You: Nippon = island. China is not island. Stranger: oh, Stranger: i know Stranger: u from japan You: Hai. Though in US now for most excellent schooling!!! You have disconnected. -------------------- |
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Aug 16 2009, 01:19 PM
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Group: Moderators Posts: 2,558 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Seoul, South Korea Member No.: 28 |
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Aug 16 2009, 01:21 PM
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Group: Moderators Posts: 2,558 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Seoul, South Korea Member No.: 28 |
someone posted that to me and just said NIGGA I WIN
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Aug 16 2009, 04:59 PM
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GORILLA FLUFFER Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
QUOTE Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: you remind me of the babe Stranger: huh Stranger: what babe? You: the babe with the power Stranger: ummm... Stranger: what babe? what power? You: the power of Voodoo Stranger: wtf... who does? You: you do Stranger: do what now? You: remind me of the babe Your conversational partner has disconnected. i really don't think that one could have turned out any better. haha -------------------- QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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Aug 16 2009, 05:09 PM
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GORILLA FLUFFER Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
QUOTE Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: follow the white rabbit Stranger: been there done that You: the rabbit? Stranger: no Stranger: acid You: got the t-shirt? Stranger: no Stranger: i got shrooms though You: i think they have a cure for that Stranger: do you want to see my guard dog?> You: excellent Stranger: he is the essence of fear Stranger: http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3423/340234..._8f9549c7a8.jpg Stranger: fear and fat You: that is a fat dog Stranger: indeed Stranger: he litterally eats everything thats on the floor Stranger: well anything that can fit into his mouth You: thats an easy way to get rid of that "mistake" of a child You: heh Stranger: well so is the home abortion kit Stranger: comes with some advils and a clothes hangar You: the deluxe model also has a catapult Stranger: oh snap You: yea, thats usually the sound it makes Stranger: i wish they mae one with a bowl and silverwear Stranger: bon appatite You: i should invent a bbq sauce for babies Stranger: sweet baby rays works perfect You: i'd call it "baby batter" but i think that term is already claimed, and is derogatory in nature Stranger: fuck it Stranger: just patent it You: thats what you do before eating it Stranger: thats why they call them baby back ribs Stranger: oh snap Your conversational partner has disconnected. -------------------- QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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Aug 16 2009, 05:16 PM
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GORILLA FLUFFER Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
QUOTE Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: you suck dick so fuck off now You: no... You: you do You: or something Stranger: or something wtf does that even mean Stranger: fucking tards are allowed to do anything now You: indeed You: you were allowed to live Your conversational partner has disconnected. -------------------- QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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Aug 16 2009, 05:27 PM
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GORILLA FLUFFER Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: ASL? Stranger: 17/m/italy Stranger: you? You: 27/m/texas You: so You: i am reclaiming the insult "nigger" You: i am not black You: but why should such a tasty insult be reserved for only one people? You: so You: this is how i reclaim it You: you take the ethniticity of the person you wish to insult You: say.... the person is italian Stranger: what r u talking about?? You: you take the most stereotypical food of that people You: and add the word nigger to it You: so You: an italian person should now be named a "spaghetti nigger" Stranger: creepy.. /: Your conversational partner has disconnected. -------------------- QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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Aug 16 2009, 10:00 PM
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Group: Moderators Posts: 2,558 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Seoul, South Korea Member No.: 28 |
lol the the labrynth was a good one
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Aug 16 2009, 11:45 PM
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GORILLA FLUFFER Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
i was thinking.... there is usually only about 3,500-4,000 people on there at a time when i'm there... i wonder what the odds might be that a few of us end up fucking around with each other?
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Aug 17 2009, 12:00 AM
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Group: Moderators Posts: 2,558 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Seoul, South Korea Member No.: 28 |
true..
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Aug 17 2009, 12:22 AM
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Group: Moderators Posts: 2,558 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Seoul, South Korea Member No.: 28 |
btw you guys see what happens when you type in the words FBI? (well you cant see it but the other person does). if they type in FBI you'll see it...
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Aug 17 2009, 12:28 AM
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Group: Moderators Posts: 2,558 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Seoul, South Korea Member No.: 28 |
QUOTE Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: hi Stranger: im 12 and what is this? You: you're 12 and you're talking to strangers? You: didn't your mother tell you not to talk to us? Stranger: do you have any candy? You: maybe...You: where do you live? Stranger: bozeman montana You: montana...sounds nice and refreshing. mmmm. i can visit you You: with some candy You: would you like that? Stranger: are you nice? You: i'm VERY nice Stranger: jolly ranchers? You: sure You: anything you want You: are a young man or young woman? Stranger: IM THE FBI GET ON THE GROUND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it. You: yay!! You: i like this game!Stranger: im hancuff you to this bed You: touch me touch me! You: arrest me officer! You: i've been baad! Stranger: oh youll get touched You: yay! You: where? Stranger: can i play with you shitty dick nipples? You: yes please Stranger: where can i touch you? Stranger: if i pull down your pants what do i find? You: hmm well You: you will find a nice long and hard piece of candy You: do you want to suck on it? Stranger: i love hard candy but the jolly ranchers are never long enough You: mine is very sweet and about 8 inches longYou: can it fit in your small mouth? Stranger: well alot of my baby teeth just fell out so it should fit just fine You: perfect You: here's a present for you: ___________________░▒▓▓▓▓▒░_______________________ _________________________________ ________________░▒▒▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒░____________________ _________________________ ______________▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓___________________ _________________________ _____________▓▓▒▒▒▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓░_________________ _____________░▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒_________ ____________▒▓▒▒▓▓▓░░░░░░░░▒▓▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒ ░____▒▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▒_______ ____________▓▓▒▒▓▓░░░░░░▒▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▓▓______ ____________▓▓▒▒▓▓░░░▒▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓░░░░░░░░▒▓▒_____ ____________▒▓▒▒▒▓▓▒▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▒░░░░░░░▓▒_____ _____________▓▓▒▒▒▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓░░░░░▒▓______ ______________▒▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒░░▒▓░______ ______________░▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▓________ 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Aug 17 2009, 12:36 AM
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Group: Moderators Posts: 2,558 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Seoul, South Korea Member No.: 28 |
someone says they're a horny 19 year old chinese girl living in chicago. i dont wanna try it, but if guys want to, have at it and post results: 18474201390
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Aug 17 2009, 02:03 AM
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 Oh baby bring me down Group: Agents Posts: 4,115 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Way out yonder Member No.: 68 |
Can't you do like an anonymous call from the netz?
Thanks to bugmenot! Search By Phone Results Here are your search results for (847) 420-1390: (847) 420-1390 is a Mobile Name: Unlisted (Available in Tracer Report™) City: Northbrook State: IL Zip Code: 60031 County: Cook Carrier Details: Blue Licenses Holding, Llc Northbrook, IL 60031 File A Complaint Google Map Map data ©2009 Tele Atlas - Terms of Use LATITUDE: 42.12000000 LONGITUDE: -87.83000000 LATA: 358 COUNTY_POPULATION: 5377000 MSA_COUNTY_CODE: 1602 PMSA_COUNTY_CODE: 1600 CBSA_COUNTY_CODE: 16980 -------------------- Southern Rock, beer and bears!
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Aug 17 2009, 12:03 PM
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Group: Moderators Posts: 2,558 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Seoul, South Korea Member No.: 28 |
scary man..
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Aug 17 2009, 12:05 PM
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Group: Moderators Posts: 2,558 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Seoul, South Korea Member No.: 28 |
QUOTE Connecting to server..
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: asl yo Stranger: "A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!" but, girl caliiiiii 16. You: yeah i know but oh well You: ummm im 17 f from korea You: soooo my english isnt perfect sorry Stranger: its okay lol You: i just want to make english friends You: where are you from Stranger: california You: wow coool You: ive always heard of that place Stranger:let's talk on aim You: what is aim? Stranger: its like msn but different You: aim is like shoot? You: im not understand really Stranger: aimis like MSN. You: i dont understand california accent You: too difficult Stranger: there isnt an accent thru a comp Your conversational partner has disconnected. -------------------- |
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Aug 17 2009, 01:59 PM
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Group: Admin Posts: 6,906 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Austin Member No.: 9 |
QUOTE Stranger: Looking for a girl to show me herself on Webcam on MSN
You: omg wtf bbq! lol! Stranger: ur girl? You: mebbe Stranger: fuck Stranger: m/ f You: F, but I'm betting there are better places to troll for camgirls. Stranger: u have pic ? You: nope, married anyway. too bad so sad! You have disconnected. -------------------- |
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Aug 17 2009, 08:23 PM
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 Group: Members Posts: 10,620 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Houston, TX Member No.: 48 |
QUOTE Stranger: so
Stranger: i love you. You: that's great You: what do you love about me? Stranger: aint it though Stranger: i love how mysterious you are Stranger: i love the color red, which i associate with you for some inexplicable reason You: strange, because in my window you're the color red You: maybe it is yourself that you love so much Stranger: deeeeeeep |
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Aug 17 2009, 10:33 PM
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Group: Members Posts: 10,620 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Houston, TX Member No.: 48 |
QUOTE Stranger: YO BROSEF
Stranger: HOW BIG IS YOUR PENIS? You: wussup You: it's tiny Stranger: LIKE HOW BIG? You: like pinkie finger sized Stranger: HARD? You: is that hot? Stranger: NO IM STRAIGHT You: nah not at the moment Stranger: IM JUST WONDERING You: i see You: a straight guy? Stranger: YEAH You: curious about stranger's penis size though eh... Stranger: TO COMPARE BROSEF Stranger: NOTHING GAY ABOUT THAT You: ahh ok Stranger: YOU DIG? You: i gotcha Stranger: NICE Stranger: SO ITS LIKE PINKY SIZED HUH? Stranger: THATS SLIGHTLY BIGGER THAN MINE You: oh yeah something like that You: well good to know Stranger: YEAH Stranger: YOU GOT A HUGE COCK BRO Stranger: KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK You: awesome, thanks! Stranger: YOU'RE WELCOME Stranger: CIAO NIGGA You: needed that confidence booster You: later brother |
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Aug 19 2009, 10:20 PM
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Group: Moderators Posts: 2,558 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Seoul, South Korea Member No.: 28 |
first started only using Starcraft cheat codes. i didnt expect him to stay there so long, so i had to continue with quotes from the game!
QUOTE Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: Hello~ You: ophelia Stranger: I don Stranger: I don't understand. You: foor for thought You: war aint what it used to be Stranger: I'm lost >.< You: hmm You: breathe deep You: there is no cow level Stranger: I don't understand. Stranger: What cow level? You: whats mine is mine You: something for nothing Stranger: Are you from HC? You: show me the money Stranger: *Hands over one US $* Stranger: But seriously, are you from HC? Stranger: Halo Crusades You: noglues Stranger: Ah, well. You: modify the phase variance Stranger: ...? You: power overwhelming You: game over man Stranger: O_O Stranger: NOOO!!! Stranger: It's never over! You: ophelia You: radio free zerg Stranger: You lost me again. You: hmm You: staying alive Stranger: You are confusing, you know that? You: black sheep wall You: operation cwal Stranger: I think I'm gonna disconnect now... Stranger: Had fun talking with you when you made sense! You: medieval man You: the gathering Stranger: What gathering? Stranger: The reunion? You: terran# Stranger: You know of the reunion?!? Stranger: How did you learn...? You: ophelia Stranger: You never showed any of the signs... You: modify the phase variance Stranger: By "ophelia" do you mean the Ophelia from Hamlet? You: roger that Stranger: Hurray! I made some kind of sense from what you say!  Stranger: Is everything you say a quote? You: scv ready to go sir! Stranger: I think... I think they are all quotes... You: got a light? Stranger: No, sorry. Stranger: Don't smoke. You: nuclear launch detected Stranger: That wasn't the light you wanted! You: Somebody call for an exterminator? Stranger: OK, that's from Ghostbusters. Stranger: And probly a bunch of other stuff... You: Oh, is that it? Stranger: Umm... You still talking in quotes? Stranger: Or are you talking to me now? You: Base is under attack Stranger: Still quotes. You: We require more vespene gas. Stranger: Is it your base, or an enemy? You: Confirmed Stranger: Are you on or more of the following: Drunk, high, delusional or insane You: Jacked up and good to go Stranger: Where are these quotes from!?! You: You got my attention Stranger: Grr... You: Are you trying to get invited to my barbecue? Stranger: *Bites off the strangers hand* Stranger: lol at that one You: I can't build there You: I'm locked in here tighter than a frog's butt in a watermelon seed fight. Stranger: *chops off Stranger's other hand* You: Blucher! Stranger: *Burns off Stranger's foot* You: not enough minerals. You: Prepared to die! You: Sacrifice me! You: I am zerg! Stranger: Woohoo! That's the first time I have been given permission to sacrifice someone. Stranger: *Begins chanting spells from an ancient tome* You: for aiyre! Stranger: See ya Your conversational partner has disconnected. -------------------- |
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