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> If you had to choose between two names, which one would you name your son?
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Billy
post Jan 27 2009, 05:07 PM
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As I've already stated, my first son will be named after me. But after some discussion, we were thinking of other names we could name future children. Which of the above sounds like a better combination of names in your opinion?


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post Jan 27 2009, 05:16 PM
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I hate you for choosing to name your first son with the same name that I wanted to name my second son.

One of my grandfathers is named William and the other is Willy so William is going to be my second boy's name... if we have another boy that is.

Oliver Clark sounds way better. It just flows.

I want another baby, but I can't get pregnant for a while because of some medication I have been put on sad.gif
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post Jan 27 2009, 05:53 PM
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Oliver Jack

just so you can call him OJ

perhaps get him a little white power wheels suv


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post Jan 27 2009, 06:02 PM
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neither. unless you want your kid to get punched everyday.


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post Jan 27 2009, 07:20 PM
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QUOTE (jonathan83 @ Jan 27 2009, 07:02 PM) *
neither. unless you want your kid to get punched everyday.

lol

I like antiquated names, but Oliver is just ick to me
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post Jan 27 2009, 09:48 PM
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QUOTE (jonathan83 @ Jan 27 2009, 06:02 PM) *
neither. unless you want your kid to get punched everyday.


Personal experience?


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post Jan 28 2009, 12:35 AM
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yeah. you didnt know my name was oliver?


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post Jan 28 2009, 11:22 AM
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QUOTE (jonathan83 @ Jan 28 2009, 12:35 AM) *
yeah. you didnt know my name was oliver?


Well, I had no other guesses to explain the INCREDIBLE improbability of the event claimed in your statement. I guess that was just more of the usual dumbassery from Jonathan.



"Ooooo, don't name your kid [insert traditional name here], he'll get punched in the face everyday dur dur dur". Really?? Did you never mature past high school? It would help if you would think about the actual nonsense you were saying before you click 'post'.

Maybe next time you can use "omg, if you name him [insert] he'll be a fag lool". At least the use of "lool" would be amusing.


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post Jan 28 2009, 12:34 PM
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QUOTE (woody @ Jan 27 2009, 06:53 PM) *
Oliver Jack

just so you can call him OJ

perhaps get him a little white power wheels suv

or you can call him OC and move to california


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post Jan 28 2009, 12:41 PM
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QUOTE (jonathan83 @ Jan 27 2009, 05:02 PM) *
neither. unless you want your kid to get punched everyday.


yea. definitely this.


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post Jan 28 2009, 01:03 PM
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My kid's gonna be named Nicholas Drake. rocky.gif


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post Jan 29 2009, 08:49 AM
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QUOTE (Billy @ Jan 28 2009, 12:22 PM) *
Well, I had no other guesses to explain the INCREDIBLE improbability of the event claimed in your statement. I guess that was just more of the usual dumbassery from Jonathan.



"Ooooo, don't name your kid [insert traditional name here], he'll get punched in the face everyday dur dur dur". Really?? Did you never mature past high school? It would help if you would think about the actual nonsense you were saying before you click 'post'.

Maybe next time you can use "omg, if you name him [insert] he'll be a fag lool". At least the use of "lool" would be amusing.

nice try. but as you can see, others agree with me. it's a pretty gay name. better luck next time bill.


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post Jan 29 2009, 09:43 AM
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I asked my friend named Oliver. He didn't get made of when he was little.

Try having Chuck during the name game.


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post Jan 29 2009, 10:42 AM
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QUOTE (Billy @ Jan 28 2009, 11:22 AM) *
Well, I had no other guesses to explain the INCREDIBLE improbability of the event claimed in your statement. I guess that was just more of the usual dumbassery from Jonathan.



"Ooooo, don't name your kid [insert traditional name here], he'll get punched in the face everyday dur dur dur". Really?? Did you never mature past high school? It would help if you would think about the actual nonsense you were saying before you click 'post'.

Maybe next time you can use "omg, if you name him [insert] he'll be a fag lool". At least the use of "lool" would be amusing.

Dude. Chill.

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post Jan 29 2009, 10:44 AM
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My kids will be:

Nicholas Drake
Lyla (or Lilith) Amaris
Zelda Celeste

I don't have a second boy's name, but maybe something involving Azrael or Mephistopheles. laugh.gif


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post Jan 29 2009, 11:02 AM
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if you name your kid oliver he will break the law
http://www.livescience.com/culture/090128-names-crime.html


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post Jan 29 2009, 12:08 PM
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QUOTE (jonathan83 @ Jan 29 2009, 08:49 AM) *
nice try. but as you can see, others agree with me. it's a pretty gay name. better luck next time bill.


People also seem to disagree with you. WEIRD.


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post Jan 29 2009, 12:09 PM
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QUOTE (Spectatrix @ Jan 29 2009, 10:42 AM) *
Dude. Chill.

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I don't come on techsans to chill. That's what real life is for.


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post Jan 29 2009, 12:19 PM
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QUOTE (Billy @ Jan 29 2009, 12:09 PM) *
I don't come on techsans to chill. That's what real life is for.

So you come to Techsans to get worked up over the usual douchebaggery that the rest of us have come to love and expect? Or is this a faux angry persona designed to uniquely contribute to the never-evolving Techsans culture?


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post Jan 29 2009, 12:32 PM
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QUOTE (Spectatrix @ Jan 29 2009, 12:19 PM) *
So you come to Techsans to get worked up over the usual douchebaggery that the rest of us have come to love and expect? Or is this a faux angry persona designed to uniquely contribute to the never-evolving Techsans culture?


Where have you been these past two years? I would say 90% of my posts are written to be as negative as I can make them. Do not misunderstand these posts as me being "angry". But for some strange reason, in the same way Dogmeat enjoys writing about perversity, I enjoy attacking people. Most of the tripe, as you said, is expected. Every now and again someone will post something original that will make me say to myself "nice". Jonathan hasn't. But some of you are really entertaining.

Also, I never had a chance to thank you for letting me use you to get rid of James. I personally felt my ninja edit was brilliant.


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post Jan 30 2009, 07:01 PM
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I'd say Oliver Clark over Oliver Jack.

Oliver Jack sounds like someone with two first names....like Steve Dave or something.


Given the two choices, I'd go with the first one.


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post Jan 30 2009, 10:17 PM
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How about:

Oliver Toliver
Oliver Liver Ver Er R
Oliver Grover
Oliver Twist
Oliver Magic
Oliver Revilo

or, my personal favorite

Oliver Stone


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post Jan 30 2009, 11:24 PM
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Dudes, both of you need to chill out.



Naming your kid with weird names sucks for them. My friend's husband wanted to name their Kid "Donovan The Sqeual lastname" Instead he settled with "Donovan Jean-Luc lastname".


Nicolas isn't a bad name for a boy, but Azrael or Mephistopheles would be horrid.


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i'm thinking my first born son might be named Kaleb Marshall Hobgood


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post Jan 31 2009, 03:24 AM
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I'm going to give my first born kid a norse god name like Thor or Odin or something totally fucking rad like that.

then when he's in grade school he can tell all the other kids in school he is directly decended from viking royal blood or something and that his dad used to battle dragons and shit back in like umm ... i dunno 2012 or some shit ....


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post Jan 31 2009, 06:02 AM
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I still dont understand some names that I've seen


ie. Shithead (pronounced Sha-theed), or Lemonjello and oranjello, or Abcde (Ab-sa-de)


even just having been teaching for a year there are some names i could never give kids cause i associate them with kids I've had

Samuel (no)....Anthony (fuck No)....Erica...(also fuck no)


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QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jan 31 2009, 03:24 AM) *
then when he's in grade school he can tell all the other kids in school he is directly decended from viking royal blood or something and that his dad used to battle dragons and shit back in like umm ... i dunno 2012 or some shit ....


2012? but...but....NO ONE WAS ALIVE BACK THEN MISTER...

well...i can tell you that I remember the dragon wars.....and if you had been there, you would know the meaning of the word METAL!


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post Feb 1 2009, 04:57 PM
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QUOTE (chook @ Jan 31 2009, 12:24 AM) *
Dudes, both of you need to chill out.



Naming your kid with weird names sucks for them. My friend's husband wanted to name their Kid "Donovan The Sqeual lastname" Instead he settled with "Donovan Jean-Luc lastname".


Nicolas isn't a bad name for a boy, but Azrael or Mephistopheles would be horrid.

My son's name is Donovan.
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IS STILL A GAY NAME


j/k heh


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QUOTE (chook @ Jan 30 2009, 11:24 PM) *
Nicolas isn't a bad name for a boy, but Azrael or Mephistopheles would be horrid.

Yeah, I know. I was joking about those two. smile.gif


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QUOTE (Mommy @ Feb 1 2009, 04:57 PM) *
My son's name is Donovan.

Its my friend in Dallas. They are both Trekkies, and I hope that their kid ends up a jock smile.gif


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