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FORSAKENR320
post Dec 5 2008, 09:38 PM
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Dear santa, Im writing to let you know that ive been naughty....and it was worth it you fat judgemental bastard


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but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW
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ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded.


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post Dec 6 2008, 09:35 AM
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Dear Santa,
I want to win the lottery.

Thanks,
Jessica
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Dogmeat
post Dec 6 2008, 09:36 AM
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Dear Santa, please give me the sex change for Christmas this year I've been asking you for since I was nine.


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post Dec 6 2008, 09:37 AM
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QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Dec 6 2008, 10:36 AM) *
Dear Santa, please give me the sex change for Christmas this year I've been asking you for since I was nine.
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Psykopath
post Dec 6 2008, 12:57 PM
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Dear Santa:
Tell your buddy, Jesus, to stop dicking me around and just let things kind of NOT always
fuck up at the worst time.
Thanks.
-Zach


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post Dec 6 2008, 01:15 PM
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QUOTE (Psykopath @ Dec 6 2008, 01:57 PM) *
Dear Santa:
Tell your buddy, Jesus, to stop dicking me around and just let things kind of NOT always
fuck up at the worst time.
Thanks.
-Zach
I could be a total grammar Nazi right now, but I won't.
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post Dec 6 2008, 01:33 PM
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QUOTE (Mommy @ Dec 6 2008, 01:15 PM) *
I could be a total grammar Nazi right now, but I won't.

By posting this statement, you were.


Like I really give a shit about grammar on the INTERNETZZZZZZZ!?
I knew it was a horribly put together joke statement anyways. smile.gif


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post Dec 6 2008, 01:35 PM
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QUOTE (Psykopath @ Dec 6 2008, 02:33 PM) *
By posting this statement, you were.


Like I really give a shit about grammar on the INTERNETZZZZZZZ!?
I knew it was a horribly put together joke statement anyways. smile.gif
Randomness
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post Dec 6 2008, 01:38 PM
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Dear Santa,
Please take away the pain I'm feeling from having a cavity from a horribly chipped tooth, which caused an infection, which caused my jaw to swell up like I got punched by Mike Tyson, which caused my entire body to be weak and hurt like a bitch. Oh, and make sure OU loses tonight.

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post Dec 6 2008, 01:45 PM
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I have a wisdom tooth that came in last year, and it hurt really bad for a few days then stopped so I didn't go to the dentist. Then like 3 weeks ago, it decided to grow more or something and it grew into my jaw and I couldn't open my mouth even half way for almost 2 weeks (not because it hurt, but because my mouth physically would not open. Although it hurt a ton too). Then we get our dental insurance card, and it stopped hurting. Heh. I'm still not going to go to the dentist. I hate the dentist.
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post Dec 6 2008, 01:53 PM
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QUOTE (Mommy @ Dec 6 2008, 01:45 PM) *
I have a wisdom tooth that came in last year, and it hurt really bad for a few days then stopped so I didn't go to the dentist. Then like 3 weeks ago, it decided to grow more or something and it grew into my jaw and I couldn't open my mouth even half way for almost 2 weeks (not because it hurt, but because my mouth physically would not open. Although it hurt a ton too). Then we get our dental insurance card, and it stopped hurting. Heh. I'm still not going to go to the dentist. I hate the dentist.


I can hardly open my mouth. I can't eat solid foods unless I've taken 3-4 Tylenol. It hurt so bad I actually bought a hydrocodone from a friend (didn't help the pain, just made me stoned and stupid).

I have a local anesthetic that I've been injecting in to my gums with a needle. It still fucking hurts


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post Dec 6 2008, 01:58 PM
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N 0 t h i n g


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QUOTE (Psykopath @ Dec 6 2008, 01:33 PM) *
By posting this statement, you were.


Like I really give a shit about grammar on the INTERNETZZZZZZZ!?
I knew it was a horribly put together joke statement anyways. smile.gif


I could say anyways isn't a word, but I won't.


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post Dec 6 2008, 02:06 PM
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QUOTE (Billy @ Dec 6 2008, 01:58 PM) *
I could say anyways isn't a word, but I won't.

LOLz


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post Dec 6 2008, 02:59 PM
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Yeah, "anyways" isn't a word. "Anyway" is.
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post Dec 6 2008, 04:01 PM
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QUOTE (Mommy @ Dec 6 2008, 02:59 PM) *
Yeah, "anyways" isn't a word. "Anyway" is.

You know what else is a word?

BITCH


Seriously, like I really give a shit about grammar on the internet. rolleyes.gif


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post Dec 6 2008, 04:24 PM
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QUOTE (Psykopath @ Dec 6 2008, 05:01 PM) *
You know what else is a word?

BITCH


Seriously, like I really give a shit about grammar on the internet. rolleyes.gif
whateva... I do what I want.
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post Dec 6 2008, 04:43 PM
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QUOTE (Mommy @ Dec 6 2008, 04:24 PM) *
whateva... I do what I want.



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post Dec 6 2008, 07:12 PM
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Jessica decided to control the french cartoon chick who flaps her wings and sings songs with nonsense words that dont make any sense.


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post Dec 6 2008, 09:02 PM
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I think Zach thinks I'm a stuck up bitch, which is fine. In all reality, I am just incredible bored at times.
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post Dec 6 2008, 09:37 PM
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QUOTE (Mommy @ Dec 6 2008, 09:02 PM) *
I think Zach thinks I'm a stuck up bitch, which is fine. In all reality, I am just incredible bored at times.

First part: nope.
Second part: welcome to the Techsans club.


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post Dec 7 2008, 01:33 AM
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i just started posting on what is basically the same board I used to post on when I was 19 and 20 after about 4 years of not posting there.

heh smile.gif


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post Dec 8 2008, 09:36 AM
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Dear Santa,

I'm actually doing pretty well, but I could always use some more video games. Kthxbuhbye.

--Christine


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You and your logic.

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post Dec 8 2008, 11:24 AM
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Dear Santa,

Pleaae give me Techsans peace.

-Woody


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post Dec 8 2008, 08:27 PM
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QUOTE (woody @ Dec 8 2008, 11:24 AM) *
Dear Santa,

Pleaae give me Techsans peace.

-Woody


dear woody,

i regret to inform you that though your resume more than meets the minimum qualifications for me to grant this wish, i simply am unable to grant you techsans peace for the following reasons

1. phrases such as "thats a good idea", "no, i do not know what i am talking about", "i was wrong" and "gee, you're a very educated person" have been completely banned from techsans.net




once again, i apologise for this inconvienience.

santa clause


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but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW
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ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded.


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post Dec 9 2008, 07:16 AM
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QUOTE (FORSAKENR320 @ Dec 8 2008, 08:27 PM) *
dear woody,

i regret to inform you that though your resume more than meets the minimum qualifications for me to grant this wish, i simply am unable to grant you techsans peace for the following reasons

1. phrases such as "thats a good idea", "no, i do not know what i am talking about", "i was wrong" and "gee, you're a very educated person" have been completely banned from techsans.net




once again, i apologise for this inconvienience.

santa clause



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post Dec 9 2008, 07:54 AM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhwbxEfy7fg


heh


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post Dec 9 2008, 09:55 AM
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QUOTE (THECHICKEN @ Dec 9 2008, 07:54 AM) *

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xElIik0Ys0


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You and your logic.

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post Dec 9 2008, 12:30 PM
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QUOTE (Spectatrix @ Dec 9 2008, 09:55 AM) *

her vagina must be HUGE to hold up a box like that....

oh ... and this is also hilarious

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4


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