 Everybody stare at Jessica thread |
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 Jun 25 2008, 02:24 PM
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 DEATH TO ....something? Group: Members Posts: 5,618 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Parker, CO Member No.: 55  |
*stare*
Quick! If enough of us stare at her, she'll feel all uncomfortable and run away screaming! HA HA!!!!!! *stare stare stare* -------------------- I r Ur Gawd!
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Jun 25 2008, 02:28 PM
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 New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15 |
Dogmeat gets aroused when he tucks his penis back because it looks like a vagina. Problem is, he can't masturbate to it, because that requires untucking his package.
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Jun 25 2008, 02:29 PM
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DEATH TO ....something? Group: Members Posts: 5,618 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Parker, CO Member No.: 55 |
QUOTE (Jessica @ Jun 25 2008, 02:28 PM)  Dogmeat gets aroused when he tucks his penis back because it looks like a vagina. Problem is, he can't masturbate to it, because that requires untucking his package.  No.... -------------------- I r Ur Gawd!
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Jun 25 2008, 02:44 PM
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DEATH TO ....something? Group: Members Posts: 5,618 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Parker, CO Member No.: 55 |
Duxrluvly: I wonder what its like to have a dick
Mega Dogmeat: Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... Duxrluvly: They are silly!  Mega Dogmeat: Ummm.... Duxrluvly: I bet it's fun to hop up and down with one and watch it boing! Mega Dogmeat: what the hell kind of drugs are you on ...?!? Duxrluvly: I dont know I want a pet duck  
-------------------- I r Ur Gawd!
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Jun 25 2008, 02:49 PM
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New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15 |
Mega Dogmeat (11:48:53 AM): god I hate my fucking penis
Mega Dogmeat (11:48:53 AM): i wish I had a vagina so I could fuck lots of guys Mega Dogmeat (11:48:56 AM): Utah has a lot of hot dudes Mega Dogmeat (11:49:07 AM): with big penises to hop on Duxrluvly (11:51:15 AM): I seriously think you should get a sex change if this is how you feel |
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Jun 25 2008, 02:50 PM
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DEATH TO ....something? Group: Members Posts: 5,618 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Parker, CO Member No.: 55 |
QUOTE (Jessica @ Jun 25 2008, 02:49 PM) Mega Dogmeat (11:48:53 AM): god I hate my fucking penis Mega Dogmeat (11:48:53 AM): i wish I had a vagina so I could fuck lots of guys Mega Dogmeat (11:48:56 AM): Utah has a lot of hot dudes Mega Dogmeat (11:49:07 AM): with big penises to hop on Duxrluvly (11:51:15 AM): I seriously think you should get a sex change if this is how you feel I am not even kidding. I would seriously be the biggest slut in the UNIVERSE if I was a girl. I'd fuck EVERYONE. -------------------- I r Ur Gawd!
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Jun 25 2008, 02:51 PM
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New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15 |
QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 25 2008, 03:50 PM) I am not even kidding. I would seriously be the biggest slut in the UNIVERSE if I was a girl. I'd fuck EVERYONE. Well, you have an asshole... Get to it.
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Jun 25 2008, 02:53 PM
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 Group: Members Posts: 1,302 Joined: 20-February 07 Member No.: 721 |
I once had a baby duck hatch at our house. It followed me around everywhere. Went swimming with it. Then i found its real mother and gave it back... it figured it out once it realized what a duck is supposed to look like. Good times.
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Jun 25 2008, 02:53 PM
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DEATH TO ....something? Group: Members Posts: 5,618 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Parker, CO Member No.: 55 |
QUOTE (THECHICKEN @ Jun 25 2008, 02:53 PM) I once had a baby duck hatch at our house. It followed me around everywhere. Went swimming with it. Then i found its real mother and gave it back... it figured it out once it realized what a duck is supposed to look like. Good times. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW, CUDDLE!!!!!! -------------------- I r Ur Gawd!
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Jun 25 2008, 02:54 PM
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Group: Members Posts: 1,302 Joined: 20-February 07 Member No.: 721 |
QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 25 2008, 03:53 PM) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW, CUDDLE!!!!!! You're supposed to be staring damn it -------------------- |
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Jun 25 2008, 03:04 PM
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New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15 |
I really do want a baby duck as a pet. Anyone know how feasible that is?
QUOTE (THECHICKEN @ Jun 25 2008, 03:54 PM) You're supposed to be staring damn it hehe Dogmeat wants to cuddle with you! How cute!
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Jun 25 2008, 03:25 PM
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 Group: Moderators Posts: 1,591 Joined: 23-February 06 Member No.: 31 |
chandler had a duck on friends!!
-------------------- Don't sweat the petty, pet the sweaty.
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Jun 25 2008, 04:23 PM
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New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15 |
QUOTE (cmac @ Jun 25 2008, 04:25 PM) chandler had a duck on friends!! I KNOW!!!!!! I want one!!!!
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Jun 25 2008, 05:19 PM
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Group: Members Posts: 1,302 Joined: 20-February 07 Member No.: 721 |
QUOTE (Jessica @ Jun 25 2008, 04:04 PM) I really do want a baby duck as a pet. Anyone know how feasible that is? hehe Dogmeat wants to cuddle with you! How cute! Back at my parents place on the lake i knew of a couple people who had them as pets. Not sure how much water is required though. Just google it. I'd bet they are messy. -------------------- |
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Jun 25 2008, 07:16 PM
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DEATH TO ....something? Group: Members Posts: 5,618 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Parker, CO Member No.: 55 |
You have to keep a duck in a cage and poke it with a stick regularly for it to survive ...
-------------------- I r Ur Gawd!
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Jun 26 2008, 02:14 AM
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 GORILLA FLUFFER  Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
hmm.. i once caught a baby duk for my friend at maxi park. she took it home and took care of it. she had to put it in a cage outside alot of the time, but one day she told me it kept trying to fly outta the cage, and knocked it's self dead by hitting it's head on the bars so many times.
--------------------  QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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Jun 26 2008, 07:28 AM
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 Group: Members Posts: 10,620 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Houston, TX Member No.: 48 |
yeah some animals just shouldn't be pets
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Jun 26 2008, 07:33 AM
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New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15 |
I think what Forsaken posted is really sad. I would never cage up a large bird like that. I only want a duck if I have water property. I just want a duck because they are so cute. They quack and waddle and do all sorts of cute stuff. Only downside is bird poop REALLY grosses me out.
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Jun 26 2008, 07:50 AM
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Group: Members Posts: 10,620 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Houston, TX Member No.: 48 |
yeah lots of animals are really cute as babies. there's just that little problem of them growing up
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Jun 26 2008, 08:01 AM
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New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15 |
QUOTE (impala454 @ Jun 26 2008, 08:50 AM) yeah lots of animals are really cute as babies. there's just that little problem of them growing up The same can be said of children....
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Jun 26 2008, 08:38 AM
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DEATH TO ....something? Group: Members Posts: 5,618 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Parker, CO Member No.: 55 |
QUOTE (Jessica @ Jun 26 2008, 07:33 AM) I think what Forsaken posted is really sad. I would never cage up a large bird like that. I only want a duck if I have water property. I just want a duck because they are so cute. They quack and waddle and do all sorts of cute stuff. Only downside is bird poop REALLY grosses me out. She didn't poke it regularly with a stick. That's why it killed itself. -------------------- I r Ur Gawd!
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Jun 27 2008, 08:15 AM
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Group: Members Posts: 10,620 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Houston, TX Member No.: 48 |
here's a couple of nice pets! look how well they play together!
http://www.youtube.com/user/MotorIHead |
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Jun 27 2008, 12:04 PM
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 Let's Bother Snape!!! Group: Members Posts: 1,598 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Albuquerque, NM Member No.: 10 |
QUOTE (impala454 @ Jun 27 2008, 08:15 AM) here's a couple of nice pets! look how well they play together! http://www.youtube.com/user/MotorIHead 
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Jun 27 2008, 12:12 PM
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Group: Members Posts: 10,620 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Houston, TX Member No.: 48 |
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Jun 27 2008, 04:35 PM
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GORILLA FLUFFER Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
LAWLS
-------------------- QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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Jun 27 2008, 04:58 PM
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Fool Group: Members Posts: 2,127 Joined: 23-February 06 From: LBB Member No.: 56 |
QUOTE (Jessica @ Jun 26 2008, 09:01 AM) The same can be said of children.... until they turn into young female adults that dogmeat wants to do whatever with. -------------------- Spam? Isn't that something poor people eat?
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Jun 27 2008, 05:01 PM
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New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15 |
QUOTE (James @ Jun 27 2008, 05:58 PM) until they turn into young female adults that dogmeat wants to do whatever with. Thankfully, this one is a boy. And if the superstitious predictions are correct, all my children will be boys.
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