 Reasons to hate the french |
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 Feb 28 2008, 01:23 PM
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One of my good friends is french and it's funny to harass her about being a frog. Unfortunately I've run out of stuff to say to her
So post some french jokes, or just general reasons to dislike them --------------------   |
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Feb 28 2008, 01:32 PM
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"You know, the French remind me a little bit of an aging actress of the 1940s who was still trying to dine out on her looks but doesn't have the face for it." John McCain, U.S. Senator from Arizona.
Raise your right hand if you like the French ... raise both hands if you are French. -------------------- "There is a level of cowardice lower than that of the conformist: that of the fashionable non-conformist." |
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Feb 28 2008, 02:06 PM
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 N 0 t h i n g Group: Members Posts: 1,449 Joined: 23-February 06 Member No.: 54 |
Going to Paris this saturday. Hopefully, I won't find reasons to hate the french while there.
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Feb 28 2008, 03:21 PM
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 DEATH TO ....something? Group: Members Posts: 5,618 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Parker, CO Member No.: 55 |
QUOTE (Forum Warrior @ Feb 28 2008, 03:06 PM) Going to Paris this saturday. Hopefully, I won't find reasons to hate the french while there. You won't unless you are fluent in French. They like to speak french "out loud behind your back" so to speak about how dumb americans are. Nevermind the fact we could kick their asses at anything but perhaps wine tasting. I want to poop on the Arch de Triumph. -------------------- I r Ur Gawd!
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Feb 28 2008, 04:12 PM
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 START THE REACTOR! Group: Members Posts: 874 Joined: 23-February 06 Member No.: 52 |
France backed our war of independence...HAHA STUPID FRENCH!
-------------------- FUCK YOU
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Feb 28 2008, 04:25 PM
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CHEE CHEE Group: Members Posts: 5,026 Joined: 23-February 06 From: trapped in the hoezone layer Member No.: 39 |
i seriously doubt dogmeat has traveled extensively. much less traveled to france
she probably laughs about you when you arent around -------------------- Little monkeys making money
Naked monkey looking funny Mighty males are strong and free Female monkey, not so lucky Rocking monkeys, funky monkeys Monkeys sticking other monkeys Monkeys wrong or monkeys right Mostly flexing monkey might |
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Feb 28 2008, 07:47 PM
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 New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15 |
I'm French
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Feb 28 2008, 08:49 PM
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DEATH TO ....something? Group: Members Posts: 5,618 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Parker, CO Member No.: 55 |
QUOTE (Testm0nkey @ Feb 28 2008, 05:25 PM) i seriously doubt dogmeat has traveled extensively. much less traveled to france she probably laughs about you when you arent around Been there four (4) times Cat ... I even did cocaine there with a pimp. -------------------- I r Ur Gawd!
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Feb 29 2008, 03:10 AM
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 From Atlantis to Interzone Group: Global Moderators Posts: 2,512 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Somewhere in space and time Member No.: 65 |
QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Feb 28 2008, 08:49 PM) Been there four (4) times Cat ... I even did cocaine there with a pimp. Do French pimps wear purple suits and carry canes too? -------------------- QUOTE (Spectatrix @ Oct 13 2006, 09:51 PM) Holy shit, pebkac, you're awesome! "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." - Theodor Seuss Geisel (AKA Dr. Seuss) "An idea that is not dangerous is unworthy of being called an idea at all." - Oscar Wilde |
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Feb 29 2008, 09:11 AM
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START THE REACTOR! Group: Members Posts: 874 Joined: 23-February 06 Member No.: 52 |
QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Feb 28 2008, 08:49 PM) Been there four (4) times Cat ... I even did cocaine there with a pimp. Obviously, the French should be euthanized -------------------- FUCK YOU
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Feb 29 2008, 11:15 AM
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CHEE CHEE Group: Members Posts: 5,026 Joined: 23-February 06 From: trapped in the hoezone layer Member No.: 39 |
i dare you to say that to my mother
haHA you wouldnt! -------------------- Little monkeys making money
Naked monkey looking funny Mighty males are strong and free Female monkey, not so lucky Rocking monkeys, funky monkeys Monkeys sticking other monkeys Monkeys wrong or monkeys right Mostly flexing monkey might |
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Feb 29 2008, 11:48 AM
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Frenchie? Where are you? Defend yo' self!
-------------------- I've got Lance in my pants
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Feb 29 2008, 01:24 PM
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 GORILLA FLUFFER  Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
QUOTE (Testm0nkey @ Feb 29 2008, 11:15 AM) i dare you to say that to my mother haHA you wouldnt! your mom thinks i'm hot --------------------  QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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Feb 29 2008, 02:07 PM
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CHEE CHEE Group: Members Posts: 5,026 Joined: 23-February 06 From: trapped in the hoezone layer Member No.: 39 |
she never said you were hot
but she likes tall burly hairy men that are gay -------------------- Little monkeys making money
Naked monkey looking funny Mighty males are strong and free Female monkey, not so lucky Rocking monkeys, funky monkeys Monkeys sticking other monkeys Monkeys wrong or monkeys right Mostly flexing monkey might |
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Feb 29 2008, 02:31 PM
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QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Feb 28 2008, 03:21 PM) You won't unless you are fluent in French. They like to speak french "out loud behind your back" so to speak about how dumb americans are. Nevermind the fact we could kick their asses at anything but perhaps wine tasting. I want to poop on the Arch de Triumph. dont forget about soccer, they won the cup in 98. we havent won shit although we came in 3rd one year --------------------  |
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Feb 29 2008, 03:29 PM
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GORILLA FLUFFER Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
QUOTE (Testm0nkey @ Feb 29 2008, 02:07 PM) she never said you were hot but she likes tall burly hairy men that are gay lol -------------------- QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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Mar 4 2008, 09:53 AM
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I was raised on the dairy, BITCH! Group: Members Posts: 3,080 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Cedar Park Member No.: 49 |
QUOTE (Testm0nkey @ Feb 29 2008, 02:07 PM) she never said you were hot but she likes tall burly hairy men that are gay hahaha -------------------- "Ah, y'know it's funny, these people they go to sleep, they think everything's fine, everything's good. They wake up the next day and they're on fire."
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Mar 4 2008, 10:35 AM
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Group: Members Posts: 1,566 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Houston, TX Member No.: 66 |
QUOTE (Testm0nkey @ Feb 29 2008, 02:07 PM) but she likes tall burly hairy men that are gay bears???? |
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Mar 5 2008, 12:41 PM
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 Do they ignore parts of reality? Group: Moderators Posts: 2,935 Joined: 23-February 06 From: South Overton!!! Member No.: 46 |
QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Feb 28 2008, 03:21 PM) You won't unless you are fluent in French. They like to speak french "out loud behind your back" so to speak about how dumb americans are. Nevermind the fact we could kick their asses at anything but perhaps wine tasting. I want to poop on the Arch de Triumph. And? When traveling to another country you must be expected to speak their language. That is why I refuse to learn Spanish. I am partly French (my grandmother has French ancestry) -------------------- A psychotic world we live in. The madmen are in power. How long have we known this? Faced this? And--how many of us do know it? Perhaps if you know you are insane then you are not insane. Or you are becoming sane, finally. Waking up. I suppose only a few are aware of all this. Isolated persons here and there. But the broad masses... what do they think? All these hundreds of thousands in this city, here. Do they imagine that they live in a sane world? Or do they guess, glimpse, the truth...?
-Philip K. Dick |
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Mar 5 2008, 12:43 PM
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QUOTE (theIncredibleEdibleDuane @ Mar 4 2008, 10:35 AM) bears???? Can you try not to turn every thread into a discussion about homosexuality? And I'll probably end up dating the French chick. Funny how shit works out -------------------- |
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Mar 5 2008, 01:04 PM
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Do they ignore parts of reality? Group: Moderators Posts: 2,935 Joined: 23-February 06 From: South Overton!!! Member No.: 46 |
That's unamerican!
-------------------- A psychotic world we live in. The madmen are in power. How long have we known this? Faced this? And--how many of us do know it? Perhaps if you know you are insane then you are not insane. Or you are becoming sane, finally. Waking up. I suppose only a few are aware of all this. Isolated persons here and there. But the broad masses... what do they think? All these hundreds of thousands in this city, here. Do they imagine that they live in a sane world? Or do they guess, glimpse, the truth...?
-Philip K. Dick |
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Mar 5 2008, 01:05 PM
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Group: Members Posts: 2,329 Joined: 20-June 07 Member No.: 1,243 |
QUOTE (The Fanatic @ Mar 5 2008, 01:04 PM) That's unamerican! Call me a traitor, but she's hot. -------------------- |
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Mar 5 2008, 01:42 PM
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Group: Members Posts: 1,566 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Houston, TX Member No.: 66 |
QUOTE (Oasis @ Mar 5 2008, 12:43 PM) Can you try not to turn every thread into a discussion about homosexuality? And I'll probably end up dating the French chick. Funny how shit works out Umm...not quite sure if you noticed, but SHE made the mention of "tall burly hairy men that are gay" first.....thank you very much, so go fuck yourself and watch some sports. |
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Mar 5 2008, 04:22 PM
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GORILLA FLUFFER Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
QUOTE (theIncredibleEdibleDuane @ Mar 5 2008, 01:42 PM) Umm...not quite sure if you noticed, but SHE made the mention of "tall burly hairy men that are gay" first.....thank you very much, so go fuck yourself and watch some sports. isn't there a term for sporty, masculine men who try really hard to not be gay, but secretly are? -------------------- QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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Mar 5 2008, 04:22 PM
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QUOTE (FORSAKENR320 @ Mar 5 2008, 04:22 PM) isn't there a term for sporty, masculine men who try really hard to not be gay, but secretly are? New York Yankees -------------------- |
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Mar 5 2008, 05:40 PM
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Group: Members Posts: 1,566 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Houston, TX Member No.: 66 |
QUOTE (FORSAKENR320 @ Mar 5 2008, 04:22 PM) isn't there a term for sporty, masculine men who try really hard to not be gay, but secretly are? They're often named Will. 
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Mar 5 2008, 05:45 PM
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GORILLA FLUFFER Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
QUOTE (theIncredibleEdibleDuane @ Mar 5 2008, 05:40 PM) They're often named Will. thats what we call a "set-up and spike" lol -------------------- QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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