 How do you message a girl on myspace? |
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 Jan 4 2008, 02:13 PM
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 DEATH TO ....something? Group: Members Posts: 5,618 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Parker, CO Member No.: 55  |
Let's say you're desperate, you live in Vernal UT, and you actually found one attractive female with a myspace page here.
Do you message her or not, knowing that there are probably 100,000,000,000 other oilfield guys in this same town who have all messaged her on myspace? -------------------- I r Ur Gawd!
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Jan 4 2008, 02:17 PM
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 Group: Members Posts: 1,795 Joined: 29-September 06 Member No.: 327 |
is this a serious thread?
if so...I would simply go in saying something charming or funny. like, "I know this is out of left field but"...paramount is that you are nonpervish...perhaps make fun of the crappy town or something and say how you're new to town and ask what there is to do there. if she doesn't reply, never email her again. if she does...please for the love of god refrain from pervitude. remember...you have to be a friend to make a friend. unless she is a horny dumptruck with a club foot, no chick is going to be into some random stranger coming on to her on the internets. |
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Jan 4 2008, 02:22 PM
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DEATH TO ....something? Group: Members Posts: 5,618 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Parker, CO Member No.: 55 |
I guess I can like
just not give a shit and message her hahaha QUOTE (cupcake @ Jan 4 2008, 03:17 PM)  is this a serious thread? Yes, at Christine's request for more substinate matter in this forum, it is 
-------------------- I r Ur Gawd!
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Jan 4 2008, 02:22 PM
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Group: Members Posts: 1,566 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Houston, TX Member No.: 66 |
You can send her a note like the guy in Atonement.....all telling her about how you have been dreaming of her wet cunt.
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Jan 4 2008, 02:23 PM
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Group: Members Posts: 1,795 Joined: 29-September 06 Member No.: 327 |
just try to not reek of desperation or pervitude and email her.
you know what seems to work? being normal and carefree. |
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Jan 4 2008, 02:25 PM
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DEATH TO ....something? Group: Members Posts: 5,618 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Parker, CO Member No.: 55 |
QUOTE (cupcake @ Jan 4 2008, 03:23 PM) just try to not reek of desperation or pervitude and email her. you know what seems to work? being normal and carefree. well. normal isn't part of my demenor, and carefree is generall more along the lines of "Y0 kraka I dont givez a nigga fuck YO" bah this is a waste of time i'm just gonna go buy a vibrator -------------------- I r Ur Gawd!
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Jan 4 2008, 02:26 PM
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 Why so serious? Group: Global Moderators Posts: 5,286 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Fate, TX Member No.: 4 |
QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jan 4 2008, 02:25 PM) bah this is a waste of time i'm just gonna go buy a vibrator Spit water on the floor. CLASSIC DOGMEAT!
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Jan 4 2008, 02:27 PM
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Group: Members Posts: 1,566 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Houston, TX Member No.: 66 |
QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jan 4 2008, 02:25 PM) bah this is a waste of time i'm just gonna go buy a vibrator FOR YOURSELF?? |
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Jan 4 2008, 02:27 PM
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Group: Members Posts: 1,795 Joined: 29-September 06 Member No.: 327 |
just fucking pull your balls out of the jar on the mantle and email the chick.
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Jan 4 2008, 02:28 PM
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DEATH TO ....something? Group: Members Posts: 5,618 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Parker, CO Member No.: 55 |
QUOTE (TTUAthleticTrainer @ Jan 4 2008, 03:27 PM) FOR YOURSELF?? well, I can fuck myself in the ass with it and it'll vibrate and I'll get off from it won' t I? -------------------- I r Ur Gawd!
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Jan 4 2008, 02:29 PM
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Group: Members Posts: 1,566 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Houston, TX Member No.: 66 |
QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jan 4 2008, 02:28 PM) well, I can fuck myself in the ass with it and it'll vibrate and I'll get off from it won' t I? Interesting....just make sure to use the right lube. By the way, which reminds me of a story.... My friend uses this stuff called "Boy Butter" to jerk off....well, his mom came to visit for Christmas and she came out of his room all rubbing her hands together saying, "That lotion you have in there is FANTASTIC!!" Turns out she was using his jackoff cream as hand lotion. :-) |
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Jan 4 2008, 02:33 PM
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Group: Members Posts: 756 Joined: 22-February 06 From: san marcos, tx Member No.: 27 |
i've done this, and gained a good friend out of it a couple of times.
the trick is, since you don't know her, you'll probably never see her, so who cares! |
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Jan 4 2008, 02:34 PM
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Group: Members Posts: 519 Joined: 27-June 07 Member No.: 1,288 |
Do what lil bow wow does to girls who want to dance in his videos. Ask for a pic, a pic in panties and a bra, and a topless pic.
-------------------- Fuckmuffin. That word and muffintop are the two coolest things I've ever seen on this place. What would happen if a fuckmuffin fucked a chick with a muffintop? That's a lot of muffins. A lot of motherfuffin muffuckins.
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Jan 4 2008, 02:37 PM
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DEATH TO ....something? Group: Members Posts: 5,618 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Parker, CO Member No.: 55 |
I'm sure you probably get random messages from guys on myspace by the truckload, but I kinda figured well, what the hell...heh
 I saw your profile on my room mate's (Don Kent) friend list so I just thought I'd say Hi =) Anyways, my name is Aaron ... I moved to Vernal last June. Workin for Halliburton .... Umm.....I'm kinda bad at introductions and whatnot, but I still thought I'd just send ya a message and say hello. Anyways, I guess if ya wanna chat or something on myspace or whatever drop me a line! TTYL --Aaron I'm sending that to her. Ah well. I guess nothing ventured nothing gained. -------------------- I r Ur Gawd!
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Jan 4 2008, 02:41 PM
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Group: Members Posts: 1,566 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Houston, TX Member No.: 66 |
Way to sound like a pussy
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Jan 4 2008, 02:44 PM
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Group: Members Posts: 1,795 Joined: 29-September 06 Member No.: 327 |
that is gay.
TTYL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! QUOTE (TTUAthleticTrainer @ Jan 4 2008, 02:41 PM) Way to sound like a pussy hahahhahaha ditto |
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Jan 4 2008, 02:50 PM
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 Group: Members Posts: 10,620 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Houston, TX Member No.: 48 |
QUOTE (cupcake @ Jan 4 2008, 02:27 PM) just fucking pull your balls out of the jar on the mantle and email the chick. this |
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Jan 4 2008, 02:51 PM
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Group: Admin Posts: 6,906 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Austin Member No.: 9 |
I thought his message was pretty decent. Came off as a tiny bit nervous, but otherwise fine.
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Jan 4 2008, 02:57 PM
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Group: Members Posts: 519 Joined: 27-June 07 Member No.: 1,288 |
Fucking pedo.
-------------------- Fuckmuffin. That word and muffintop are the two coolest things I've ever seen on this place. What would happen if a fuckmuffin fucked a chick with a muffintop? That's a lot of muffins. A lot of motherfuffin muffuckins.
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Jan 4 2008, 02:58 PM
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DEATH TO ....something? Group: Members Posts: 5,618 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Parker, CO Member No.: 55 |
Eh, the whole macho game never worked for me.
I'm much better at the shy cute and cuddley game. If she doesn't go for that then I could care less quite frankly
-------------------- I r Ur Gawd!
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Jan 4 2008, 03:23 PM
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Group: Members Posts: 1,795 Joined: 29-September 06 Member No.: 327 |
macho? I'm not saying "hey bitch make me a sammich"...I'm just saying you came off pretty mousey or nervous.
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Jan 4 2008, 03:30 PM
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DEATH TO ....something? Group: Members Posts: 5,618 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Parker, CO Member No.: 55 |
QUOTE (cupcake @ Jan 4 2008, 04:23 PM) macho? I'm not saying "hey bitch make me a sammich"...I'm just saying you came off pretty mousey or nervous. That's part of my plan to make her think I'm all adorable and cuddley though. See, in vernal, girls are used to getting bombarded with macho oilfield guy cock. I'm going the cute cuddley route, with sprinkles ... -------------------- I r Ur Gawd!
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Jan 4 2008, 03:33 PM
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Group: Members Posts: 519 Joined: 27-June 07 Member No.: 1,288 |
Nigga said sprinkles.
-------------------- Fuckmuffin. That word and muffintop are the two coolest things I've ever seen on this place. What would happen if a fuckmuffin fucked a chick with a muffintop? That's a lot of muffins. A lot of motherfuffin muffuckins.
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Jan 4 2008, 03:47 PM
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Group: Members Posts: 1,566 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Houston, TX Member No.: 66 |
QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jan 4 2008, 03:30 PM) getting bombarded with macho oilfield guy cock. A while back I would have thought that was hot...... until last weekend when I met an oilfield worker, and he tried to shove a finger in my ass....in a bar. NOT WELCOMED. |
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Jan 4 2008, 03:53 PM
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DEATH TO ....something? Group: Members Posts: 5,618 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Parker, CO Member No.: 55 |
QUOTE (TTUAthleticTrainer @ Jan 4 2008, 04:47 PM) A while back I would have thought that was hot...... until last weekend when I met an oilfield worker, and he tried to shove a finger in my ass....in a bar. NOT WELCOMED. dude you gotta be like hardcore gay though, if you get into that shit the oilfield is like the ultimate place to work. millitant gayancy at it's best, seriously. and you don't have to worry about that horse shit dont ask dont tell either or nothing, I mean it's not uncommon for dudes to go fuck behind frac tanks on location at all and shit ... raw and rough .... -------------------- I r Ur Gawd!
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Jan 4 2008, 03:55 PM
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Group: Members Posts: 1,566 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Houston, TX Member No.: 66 |
QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jan 4 2008, 03:53 PM) dude you gotta be like hardcore gay though, if you get into that shit the oilfield is like the ultimate place to work. millitant gayancy at it's best, seriously. and you don't have to worry about that horse shit dont ask dont tell either or nothing, I mean it's not uncommon for dudes to go fuck behind frac tanks on location at all and shit ... raw and rough .... yeah, I've met several gay oilfield workers down here. |
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Jan 4 2008, 03:57 PM
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DEATH TO ....something? Group: Members Posts: 5,618 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Parker, CO Member No.: 55 |
QUOTE (TTUAthleticTrainer @ Jan 4 2008, 04:55 PM) yeah, I've met several gay oilfield workers down here. yeah but the ones in texas are all PC, you need to meet the ones that arent all politically correct like they have up here in the rockies. -------------------- I r Ur Gawd!
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Jan 4 2008, 03:58 PM
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Group: Members Posts: 1,566 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Houston, TX Member No.: 66 |
QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jan 4 2008, 03:57 PM) yeah but the ones in texas are all PC, you need to meet the ones that arent all politically correct like they have up here in the rockies. Im comin for a visit!! |
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Jan 4 2008, 04:00 PM
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Group: Members Posts: 1,795 Joined: 29-September 06 Member No.: 327 |
this thread just took a terrible turn south...
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Jan 4 2008, 04:01 PM
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DEATH TO ....something? Group: Members Posts: 5,618 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Parker, CO Member No.: 55 |
QUOTE (cupcake @ Jan 4 2008, 05:00 PM) this thread just took a terrible turn south... of course, I'm the one that started it remember? hahah -------------------- I r Ur Gawd!
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Jan 4 2008, 05:08 PM
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Group: Admin Posts: 6,906 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Austin Member No.: 9 |
QUOTE (cupcake @ Jan 4 2008, 04:00 PM) this thread just took a terrible turn south... Much better than Dogmeat's usual fare, though. -------------------- |
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Jan 4 2008, 05:59 PM
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 Group: Members Posts: 2,329 Joined: 20-June 07 Member No.: 1,243 |
Ask her if she was at (insert name of trendy local bar) last Saturday, because you saw someone that looked just like her. Of course her answer will be no, but at least it strikes up a conversation in a somewhat non creepy way
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Jan 4 2008, 06:08 PM
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 GORILLA FLUFFER  Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
QUOTE (Oasis @ Jan 4 2008, 05:59 PM) Ask her if she was at (insert name of trendy local bar) last Saturday, because you saw someone that looked just like her. Of course her answer will be no, but at least it strikes up a conversation in a somewhat non creepy way SO... begin a new relationship by lying....... interesting concept there, romeo --------------------  QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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Jan 4 2008, 07:48 PM
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Group: Members Posts: 2,329 Joined: 20-June 07 Member No.: 1,243 |
QUOTE (FORSAKENR320 @ Jan 4 2008, 06:08 PM) SO... begin a new relationship by lying....... interesting concept there, romeo Most relationships begin with lies, Juliet. Somehow I doubt guys who go up to drunk girls at bars are actually interested in what the bitches have to say -------------------- |
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Jan 4 2008, 08:02 PM
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GORILLA FLUFFER Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
QUOTE (Oasis @ Jan 4 2008, 07:48 PM) Most relationships begin with lies, Juliet. Somehow I doubt guys who go up to drunk girls at bars are actually interested in what the bitches have to say thats why you never try to date people at bars. wait... didn't you meet your girl at a bar? -------------------- QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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Jan 4 2008, 08:35 PM
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Why so serious? Group: Global Moderators Posts: 5,286 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Fate, TX Member No.: 4 |
QUOTE (Oasis @ Jan 4 2008, 07:48 PM) Most relationships begin with lies, Juliet. Somehow I doubt guys who go up to drunk girls at bars are actually interested in what the bitches have to say  You pathetic excuse for a man. -------------------- |
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Jan 4 2008, 09:25 PM
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Group: Admin Posts: 6,906 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Austin Member No.: 9 |
QUOTE (Oasis @ Jan 4 2008, 07:48 PM) Most relationships begin with lies, Juliet. Somehow I doubt guys who go up to drunk girls at bars are actually interested in what the bitches have to say This explains so, SO much... 
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Jan 5 2008, 09:11 AM
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My god you people are fucking stupid. Just because I said that doesn't mean I do it nor support it. I'm just saying that a lot of guys go to bars for the sole purpose of getting laid. A lot of guys pretend to be interested in whatever inane shit a girl has to say because they want to get in her pants. Don't shoot the messenger, and don't be dumb enough to think that I do those things.
And no, Brandon, I didn't meet her at a bar. Although she does work at a restaurant that happens to serve alcohol. Didn't meet her their either though. Where'd you meet your hoe? Facethejury? LAN party? Some bitch you bonded out of jail? -------------------- |
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Jan 5 2008, 09:48 AM
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Group: Admin Posts: 6,906 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Austin Member No.: 9 |
QUOTE (Oasis @ Jan 5 2008, 09:11 AM) My god you people are fucking stupid. Just because I said that doesn't mean I do it nor support it. QUOTE (Oasis @ Jan 4 2008, 05:59 PM) Ask her if she was at (insert name of trendy local bar) last Saturday, because you saw someone that looked just like her. Of course her answer will be no, but at least it strikes up a conversation in a somewhat non creepy way Despite Jessica's flaws and trolling, she's right on at least one thing. You make this waaaaaay too fucking easy sometimes. -------------------- |
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Jan 5 2008, 10:07 AM
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Group: Members Posts: 2,329 Joined: 20-June 07 Member No.: 1,243 |
QUOTE (Spectatrix @ Jan 5 2008, 09:48 AM) Despite Jessica's flaws and trolling, she's right on at least one thing. You make this waaaaaay too fucking easy sometimes. What on earth does this have to do with Jessica? I don't support meeting women on the internet, period. It's fucking pathetic and shows just how socially inept you are in real life to not have the gall to go up and talk to someone. But if I were to ever hit up a hot chick on myspace and try to strike up a conversation without sounding like a total sleazeball, I'd probably say something along those lines. It's a completely harmless white lie, and if you ever did hook up with her she'd probably get a kick out of the story later on. Hell, she'd probably be flattered -------------------- |
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Jan 5 2008, 01:58 PM
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GORILLA FLUFFER Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
QUOTE (Oasis @ Jan 5 2008, 10:07 AM) What on earth does this have to do with Jessica? I don't support meeting women on the internet, period. It's fucking pathetic and shows just how socially inept you are in real life to not have the gall to go up and talk to someone. But if I were to ever hit up a hot chick on myspace and try to strike up a conversation without sounding like a total sleazeball, I'd probably say something along those lines. It's a completely harmless white lie, and if you ever did hook up with her she'd probably get a kick out of the story later on. Hell, she'd probably be flattered so it's ok to troll a bar looking for ass, but not to talk to people online, and genuinely like their personality first? wow.... no wonder you can't keep a girl happy -------------------- QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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Jan 5 2008, 04:20 PM
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DEATH TO ....something? Group: Members Posts: 5,618 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Parker, CO Member No.: 55 |
welp. she apparently decided not to message me back.
i saw she logged into her profile today but I got no message. ah well  That's probably a good thing, as it turns out she used to "date" another halliburton "engineer" here in vernal.... sucks I didn't get to her first haha 
-------------------- I r Ur Gawd!
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Jan 5 2008, 06:27 PM
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Group: Admin Posts: 6,906 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Austin Member No.: 9 |
Just because someone logs into their profile doesn't mean they check their messages.
 Don't write it off as a loss quite yet. -------------------- |
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Jan 5 2008, 07:46 PM
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GORILLA FLUFFER Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
at the same time, don't expect too much. if it happens, it happens. you've done what you can. go about your day like normal
(fondlebating yourself and eating cheetos) -------------------- QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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Jan 5 2008, 09:04 PM
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DEATH TO ....something? Group: Members Posts: 5,618 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Parker, CO Member No.: 55 |
QUOTE (Spectatrix @ Jan 5 2008, 07:27 PM) Just because someone logs into their profile doesn't mean they check their messages. Don't write it off as a loss quite yet. who the hell logs into their profile and doesn't check their message? what the hell is the point of having myspace if you never check your messages? -------------------- I r Ur Gawd!
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Jan 5 2008, 09:37 PM
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Fool Group: Members Posts: 2,127 Joined: 23-February 06 From: LBB Member No.: 56 |
You're starting to sound like an e-stalker
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Jan 5 2008, 10:23 PM
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DEATH TO ....something? Group: Members Posts: 5,618 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Parker, CO Member No.: 55 |
QUOTE (James @ Jan 5 2008, 10:37 PM) You're starting to sound like an e-stalker starting? shit I've sounded like an eStalker since I was born. Seriously though...anyone who has a facebook or myspace profile can't gripe about people stalking them, period. heh
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Jan 5 2008, 11:08 PM
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Fool Group: Members Posts: 2,127 Joined: 23-February 06 From: LBB Member No.: 56 |
Fair enough. That's what privacy settings are for, I guess.
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Jan 6 2008, 12:25 AM
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Group: Admin Posts: 6,906 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Austin Member No.: 9 |
Not saying she never checks her messages, but she might not check them every time. It happens. *shrugs*
So like I said, don't give up just yet, but also as Brandon said, don't hope for too too much. -------------------- |
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Jan 6 2008, 10:18 AM
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Group: Members Posts: 756 Joined: 22-February 06 From: san marcos, tx Member No.: 27 |
check your sent messages and see if your message has been read
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Jan 6 2008, 11:30 AM
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DEATH TO ....something? Group: Members Posts: 5,618 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Parker, CO Member No.: 55 |
QUOTE (Epic @ Jan 6 2008, 11:18 AM) check your sent messages and see if your message has been read yup .... guess I'm not totally HAWT! enough or something
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Jan 6 2008, 01:14 PM
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 Oh baby bring me down Group: Agents Posts: 4,115 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Way out yonder Member No.: 68 |
post her page and we'll spam it!!
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Jan 6 2008, 11:38 PM
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Group: Members Posts: 2,329 Joined: 20-June 07 Member No.: 1,243 |
QUOTE (FORSAKENR320 @ Jan 5 2008, 01:58 PM) so it's ok to troll a bar looking for ass, but not to talk to people online, and genuinely like their personality first? wow.... no wonder you can't keep a girl happy I can't keep a girl happy? Don't take Jessica's word on everything, She wasn't the only girl I've dated in my life I don't troll anywhere looking for ass but if I did I'd rather go to a bar than the internet. There are two types of folks who hit on chicks online - busy working professionals in their 30's who have no time to meet women because they're working 16 hours a day and it's really inconvenient to go out, and turds who are too socially inept to go out in public and have the gall go up to a girl and strike up a conversation; Hence why people like you and Aaron troll online dating sites. You're ugly as shit and the internet is the only way you can meet women. The only thing you have to offer is your personality, as meager and lame as it is. -------------------- |
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Jan 7 2008, 02:50 AM
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 New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15 |
I think its just as pathetic to hit on drunk girls at bars... not saying you do this (not saying you dont either... taking the middle road) but its probably more pathetic than finding someone online. Other people than just the two you listed get on dating sites. Its kinda the fad right now
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Jan 7 2008, 03:20 AM
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GORILLA FLUFFER Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
QUOTE (Oasis @ Jan 6 2008, 11:38 PM) I can't keep a girl happy? Don't take Jessica's word on everything, She wasn't the only girl I've dated in my life I don't troll anywhere looking for ass but if I did I'd rather go to a bar than the internet. There are two types of folks who hit on chicks online - busy working professionals in their 30's who have no time to meet women because they're working 16 hours a day and it's really inconvenient to go out, and turds who are too socially inept to go out in public and have the gall go up to a girl and strike up a conversation; Hence why people like you and Aaron troll online dating sites. You're ugly as shit and the internet is the only way you can meet women. The only thing you have to offer is your personality, as meager and lame as it is. whatever makes you feel better at night... i do however seem to recall some little cunt-spittle getting on here and saying "hey! i met a chick! and she's my girlfriend! and i've got to show everyone on techsans that i met a chick!" oh wait, that little douche stain was you.... when meeting people is a goal to be proud of, you need to reflect on 3 things.... 1. how socially inept am i that i have to look at meeting people as an accomplishment.... 2. how lame am i that i have to brag on the internet that i met someone... 3. how pathetic am i to think that people would care about your little victory that normal people can accomplish without even noticing that they do it? and i guess you've turned into Al Gore or something.... did you invent the internet? is it really just a series of tubes? are there really only 2 types of people on the internet, even though just about everyone and their dog uses it in america? and i don't seem to recall ever dating someone i met on the internet, now that you mention it. would i be opposed to it simple because i met her over the internet, like you? hell no. but at least i know i can get plenty of action without having to brag about it. makes you look like the retard thats excited he put his underwear on right side out for once..... -------------------- QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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Jan 7 2008, 03:33 AM
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New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15 |
I met a guy on an airplane going to El Paso, and now I think Im in love... I just thought everyone on here should know because I know you all care about my life so much. Talk about it in your diaries. Its sooo Serendipity
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Jan 7 2008, 08:24 AM
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QUOTE (FORSAKENR320 @ Jan 7 2008, 03:20 AM) whatever makes you feel better at night... i do however seem to recall some little cunt-spittle getting on here and saying "hey! i met a chick! and she's my girlfriend! and i've got to show everyone on techsans that i met a chick!" oh wait, that little douche stain was you.... when meeting people is a goal to be proud of, you need to reflect on 3 things.... 1. how socially inept am i that i have to look at meeting people as an accomplishment.... 2. how lame am i that i have to brag on the internet that i met someone... 3. how pathetic am i to think that people would care about your little victory that normal people can accomplish without even noticing that they do it? and i guess you've turned into Al Gore or something.... did you invent the internet? is it really just a series of tubes? are there really only 2 types of people on the internet, even though just about everyone and their dog uses it in america? and i don't seem to recall ever dating someone i met on the internet, now that you mention it. would i be opposed to it simple because i met her over the internet, like you? hell no. but at least i know i can get plenty of action without having to brag about it. makes you look like the retard thats excited he put his underwear on right side out for once..... HAHAHAHAHAHA I never once bragged about any girlfriend I've had on here in four years of posting on Techsans. Don't chastise me because you're fucking retarded and misconstrue something I say as trying to make Jessica jealous or piss her off. I'm pretty sure I said the exact same thing when the situation arose this summer and Jessica accused me of bragging. Guess you were too dumb to read and comprehend what I said then, so you'll probably be too dumb to read and comprehend what I'm saying now. To everyone else: It wasn't bragging To Brandon: Go play with your wallet chain and jack off to hentai -------------------- |
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Jan 7 2008, 08:58 AM
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QUOTE (Jessica @ Jan 7 2008, 02:50 AM) I think its just as pathetic to hit on drunk girls at bars... not saying you do this (not saying you dont either... taking the middle road) but its probably more pathetic than finding someone online. Other people than just the two you listed get on dating sites. Its kinda the fad right now I have zero interest in hitting on/taking home drunk girls from bars. And yes, picking up wasted chicks is about as pathetic as meeting chicks online. I never said I did nor support this (as Brandon is apparently too fucking stupid to comprehend), I just said a lot of guys do it. And just because it's a fad doesn't mean it's cool or acceptable. And if you don't believe me here's one word that will change your mind: emo. -------------------- |
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Jan 7 2008, 09:00 AM
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 goldmember Group: Members Posts: 192 Joined: 27-February 06 From: dallas Member No.: 94 |
send a message to one of the nice men you work with in the oil field, better odds.
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Jan 7 2008, 09:18 AM
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DEATH TO ....something? Group: Members Posts: 5,618 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Parker, CO Member No.: 55 |
QUOTE (Oasis @ Jan 7 2008, 12:38 AM) I can't keep a girl happy? Don't take Jessica's word on everything, She wasn't the only girl I've dated in my life I don't troll anywhere looking for ass but if I did I'd rather go to a bar than the internet. There are two types of folks who hit on chicks online - busy working professionals in their 30's who have no time to meet women because they're working 16 hours a day and it's really inconvenient to go out, and turds who are too socially inept to go out in public and have the gall go up to a girl and strike up a conversation; Hence why people like you and Aaron troll online dating sites. You're ugly as shit and the internet is the only way you can meet women. The only thing you have to offer is your personality, as meager and lame as it is. jesus fucking christ will, get off your "I'm going to pretend I'm not a moron soap box" already... I mean holy fuck I deliberatley post as stupid of shit as I possibly can and I can't even come CLOSE to sounding this dumb ... -------------------- I r Ur Gawd!
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Jan 7 2008, 02:34 PM
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"hey, noticed you from the other side of the bar... mind if i pussyfuck your sextits?"
"Hey, seen you from on the internet... mind if i pussyfuck your sextits?" Not sure which one is MORE creepy. -------------------- |
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Jan 7 2008, 05:08 PM
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New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15 |
QUOTE (Oasis @ Jan 7 2008, 08:24 AM) HAHAHAHAHAHA but i dont get jealous... at all
I never once bragged about any girlfriend I've had on here in four years of posting on Techsans. Don't chastise me because you're fucking retarded and misconstrue something I say as trying to make Jessica jealous or piss her off. I'm pretty sure I said the exact same thing when the situation arose this summer and Jessica accused me of bragging. Guess you were too dumb to read and comprehend what I said then, so you'll probably be too dumb to read and comprehend what I'm saying now. To everyone else: It wasn't bragging To Brandon: Go play with your wallet chain and jack off to hentai |
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Jan 7 2008, 05:10 PM
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New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15 |
QUOTE (Oasis @ Jan 7 2008, 08:58 AM) And just because it's a fad doesn't mean it's cool or acceptable. And if you don't believe me here's one word that will change your mind: emo. I dont see anything wrong with it at all. I feel youre being a tad bit closedminded
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Jan 7 2008, 05:38 PM
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Group: Members Posts: 10,620 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Houston, TX Member No.: 48 |
Nothin wrong w/meeting a girl online. It's when the relationship stays online only where it gets lame.
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Jan 7 2008, 05:48 PM
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DEATH TO ....something? Group: Members Posts: 5,618 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Parker, CO Member No.: 55 |
QUOTE (impala454 @ Jan 7 2008, 06:38 PM) Nothin wrong w/meeting a girl online. It's when the relationship stays online only where it gets lame. Au contraire, Jessica and I have the most amazing passionate sexual internet relationship in the history of the internet
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Jan 7 2008, 07:06 PM
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New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15 |
QUOTE (impala454 @ Jan 7 2008, 05:38 PM) Nothin wrong w/meeting a girl online. It's when the relationship stays online only where it gets lame. EXACTLY
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Jan 7 2008, 11:34 PM
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Oh baby bring me down Group: Agents Posts: 4,115 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Way out yonder Member No.: 68 |
everyone to the manpile?
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Jan 7 2008, 11:39 PM
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Group: Members Posts: 756 Joined: 22-February 06 From: san marcos, tx Member No.: 27 |
back to the pile!
fuck man, meet a girl however you can meet a girl. there are so many lonely single people in this world, the internet should be used to bring them together. that being said i have NEVER had a really good relationship with someone i met online except for one who ended up being a much better friend than anything else. but, i know a couple of married couples who can thank eharmony and match.com for their happiness. |
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Jan 8 2008, 12:43 AM
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Group: Members Posts: 10,620 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Houston, TX Member No.: 48 |
I had a coworker back when I was in Lubbock meet a chick and marry her off match.com. Goin on 3 years married now. I met the girl I dated for three years in college in a yahoo chat room (we met in person after chatting for a month or so). No doubt though for every situation that works out there's plenty that don't.
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Jan 8 2008, 01:45 AM
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New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15 |
I think its neat because you get to know the person's personality a bit more than you get to know their looks when you talk online first
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Jan 8 2008, 08:07 AM
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 Let's Bother Snape!!! Group: Members Posts: 1,598 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Albuquerque, NM Member No.: 10 |
QUOTE (Jessica @ Jan 8 2008, 01:45 AM) I think its neat because you get to know the person's personality a bit more than you get to know their looks when you talk online first Yet you give me shit for meeting my fiance from WoW? --------------------  |
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Jan 8 2008, 08:55 AM
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 Group: Agents Posts: 4,026 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lu-bok Member No.: 41 |
QUOTE (Jim @ Jan 8 2008, 08:07 AM) Yet you give me shit for meeting my fiance from WoW? and i know a person who did the same on everquest. -------------------- 32-bit whore
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Jan 8 2008, 11:01 AM
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New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15 |
QUOTE (Jim @ Jan 8 2008, 08:07 AM) Yet you give me shit for meeting my fiance from WoW? yes, yes I do. someday, maybe youll understand...
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Jan 8 2008, 01:20 PM
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Let's Bother Snape!!! Group: Members Posts: 1,598 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Albuquerque, NM Member No.: 10 |
QUOTE (Jessica @ Jan 8 2008, 11:01 AM) yes, yes I do. someday, maybe youll understand... And maybe one day you'll not live a double standard
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Jan 8 2008, 02:46 PM
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New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15 |
QUOTE (Jim @ Jan 8 2008, 01:20 PM) And maybe one day you'll not live a double standard there is no double standard... see my problem (if you can even call it that) with you having a fiancee from WoW does not lie in the fact that you met her online, but rather that you play WoW...
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Jan 8 2008, 04:11 PM
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QUOTE (Jessica @ Jan 8 2008, 02:46 PM) there is no double standard... see my problem (if you can even call it that) with you having a fiancee from WoW does not lie in the fact that you met her online, but rather that you play WoW... rad |
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Jan 8 2008, 06:45 PM
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QUOTE (Jessica @ Jan 8 2008, 02:46 PM) there is no double standard... see my problem (if you can even call it that) with you having a fiancee from WoW does not lie in the fact that you met her online, but rather that you play WoW... Not to be an asshole, but that is kinda funny. |
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Jan 9 2008, 01:11 AM
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Oh baby bring me down Group: Agents Posts: 4,115 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Way out yonder Member No.: 68 |
Jim, I think she trumped you this time.
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Let's Bother Snape!!! Group: Members Posts: 1,598 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Albuquerque, NM Member No.: 10 |
QUOTE (chook @ Jan 9 2008, 01:11 AM) Jim, I think she trumped you this time. I'm fine with the fact that she hates me for playing WoW and all that, whatever, but if she wouldn't give me shit over the fact that I met my fiance over WOW, it wouldn't be a problem. I mean, I could say that she's dated what, 2 people from Online (even if she didn't "meet" them online) and they were both big assholes and she's got a big problem all in all, but whatever. She can think whatever she wants, at least I'm happy
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Jan 9 2008, 09:58 AM
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Group: Members Posts: 1,566 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Houston, TX Member No.: 66 |
Hmmmm.....I dunno how I feel about dating someone you met online. I've done it, and its often gone sour. I find it's easy to portray yourself as something you're not via online, and when you are together in person you find out they're not what they advertised.
This most recent guy I am talking to I met via friends....this is my first time being set up (blind) by friends who wanna play matchmaker, but I am kinda enjoying it. It's kinda embarrassing to me to say, "the internet" when someone asks where I met a boyfriend. |
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Jan 9 2008, 02:18 PM
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why am I posting this shit...
ok, I think the best thing to do is meet someone in person...get a feel of your chemistry (you can be visually attracted to someone and have zero chemistry with them...or so-so looking and mucho chem...), then proceed talk via email or Im or whatever. that way you learn more about each other without being distracted by bootays, tittays and bulging packages. face to face has to happen though. chemistry is a big thing. |
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Jan 9 2008, 03:02 PM
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Group: Members Posts: 1,566 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Houston, TX Member No.: 66 |
QUOTE (cupcake @ Jan 9 2008, 02:18 PM) why am I posting this shit... ok, I think the best thing to do is meet someone in person...get a feel of your chemistry (you can be visually attracted to someone and have zero chemistry with them...or so-so looking and mucho chem...), then proceed talk via email or Im or whatever. that way you learn more about each other without being distracted by bootays, tittays and bulging packages. face to face has to happen though. chemistry is a big thing. Thats true....ive met guys online and chemistry seemed great (after talking an extended period of time), and then we met in person and NOTHING. So now if i meet someone online, I like to meet in person and hang out pretty early. |
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Jan 9 2008, 03:26 PM
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New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15 |
Yeah, Ive talked to people casually online, but I dont think I could ever try to meet someone from the internet. Then again, Im easily fooled by guys so even a person a guy can come off as a total sweetheart and turn out to be a real asshole.
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Jan 9 2008, 03:30 PM
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I come off as an asshole but am a sweetheart...
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Jan 9 2008, 03:31 PM
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New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15 |
See... guys like that are hot to me. Its like you think they're an asshole and then you get to know them and they are really sweet... yeah, its a huge turnon
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Jan 9 2008, 03:55 PM
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Group: Members Posts: 1,795 Joined: 29-September 06 Member No.: 327 |
people mistake confidence + shyness/introversion for snobbery and dicktitude a lot...
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Jan 9 2008, 04:24 PM
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GORILLA FLUFFER Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
QUOTE (Jim @ Jan 9 2008, 09:46 AM) I'm fine with the fact that she hates me for playing WoW and all that, whatever, but if she wouldn't give me shit over the fact that I met my fiance over WOW, it wouldn't be a problem. I mean, I could say that she's dated what, 2 people from Online (even if she didn't "meet" them online) and they were both big assholes and she's got a big problem all in all, but whatever. She can think whatever she wants, at least I'm happy your girl looks like she'd do a WHOLE LOT o' shit for a klondiak bar -------------------- QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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Jan 10 2008, 12:57 AM
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DEATH TO ....something? Group: Members Posts: 5,618 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Parker, CO Member No.: 55 |
QUOTE (Jessica @ Jan 9 2008, 04:26 PM) Yeah, Ive talked to people casually online, but I dont think I could ever try to meet someone from the internet. Then again, Im easily fooled by guys so even a person a guy can come off as a total sweetheart and turn out to be a real asshole. 
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Jan 10 2008, 01:53 AM
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Oh baby bring me down Group: Agents Posts: 4,115 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Way out yonder Member No.: 68 |
QUOTE (cupcake @ Jan 9 2008, 02:18 PM) why am I posting this shit... ok, I think the best thing to do is meet someone in person...get a feel of your chemistry (you can be visually attracted to someone and have zero chemistry with them...or so-so looking and mucho chem...), then proceed talk via email or Im or whatever. that way you learn more about each other without being distracted by bootays, tittays and bulging packages. face to face has to happen though. chemistry is a big thing. I'll agree with that 100% -------------------- Southern Rock, beer and bears!
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Jan 10 2008, 01:58 AM
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Oh baby bring me down Group: Agents Posts: 4,115 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Way out yonder Member No.: 68 |
QUOTE (cupcake @ Jan 9 2008, 03:30 PM) I come off as an asshole but am a sweetheart... a cupcake if you will. Duane would like to know what flavor! -------------------- Southern Rock, beer and bears!
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Group: Members Posts: 1,566 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Houston, TX Member No.: 66 |
QUOTE (chook @ Jan 10 2008, 01:58 AM) Duane would like to know what flavor! I am hoping marble-cake! |
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