 All I want for Christmas is..., commercialism |
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 Dec 12 2007, 09:09 AM
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Corrupting the youth of America Group: Members Posts: 528 Joined: 12-May 06 From: Alice, TX Member No.: 176  |
wishlist
Personally I would like an Xbox 360, new clothes for teaching in next semester (the school Im going to frowns upon cargo pants and t-shirts) I wouldn't mind a decent electric guitar, I think the clothes are the only thing I have a chance at this year....meh -------------------- Brandon....you're the reason I'm pro-choice.
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Dec 12 2007, 09:48 AM
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Group: Members Posts: 756 Joined: 22-February 06 From: san marcos, tx Member No.: 27 |
kitchen gadgets and plates
dumbbell rack and a few more pairs of dumbbells (30lbs-50lbs) a new bed would be nice |
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Dec 12 2007, 09:52 AM
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I will be buying this for me for xmas...in .40 S&W
  2008 will be the year of retirement from any kind of operational status, but the birth of USPCA and IPSC competition for this cupcake. |
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Dec 12 2007, 10:03 AM
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 Group: Members Posts: 10,620 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Houston, TX Member No.: 48 |
I want a nice tablesaw
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Dec 12 2007, 10:15 AM
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 Group: Members Posts: 2,329 Joined: 20-June 07 Member No.: 1,243 |
QUOTE (Epic @ Dec 12 2007, 09:48 AM)  kitchen gadgets and plates dumbbell rack and a few more pairs of dumbbells (30lbs-50lbs) a new bed would be nice I have one extra 50 lb dumb bell. Let me know if you want it --------------------   |
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Dec 12 2007, 10:54 AM
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Group: Members Posts: 756 Joined: 22-February 06 From: san marcos, tx Member No.: 27 |
i'll take it
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Dec 12 2007, 10:57 AM
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Group: Members Posts: 1,566 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Houston, TX Member No.: 66 |
-a Larry Craig action figure
-a "Clone Your Willy" soap kit |
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Dec 12 2007, 11:12 AM
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 Group: Moderators Posts: 2,558 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Seoul, South Korea Member No.: 28 |
QUOTE (TTUAthleticTrainer @ Dec 12 2007, 10:57 AM) -a "Clone Your Willy" soap kit wtf? lol explain --------------------  |
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Dec 12 2007, 11:20 AM
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Group: Members Posts: 1,566 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Houston, TX Member No.: 66 |
QUOTE (jonathan83 @ Dec 12 2007, 11:12 AM) wtf? lol explain  does it REALLY need that much explaining? It's a gag gift....make your johnson into a decorative soap LOL For the guest bathroom  EDIT: They were giving them away on Sirius in their sex-toy grab bags |
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Dec 12 2007, 11:35 AM
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Group: Moderators Posts: 2,558 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Seoul, South Korea Member No.: 28 |
wow they also do chocolate penises and candles too! would be a great gift for the gf (or bf!), hahaha.
edit: and they make them for vaginas too! This post has been edited by jonathan83: Dec 12 2007, 11:35 AM -------------------- |
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Dec 12 2007, 11:48 AM
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CHEE CHEE Group: Members Posts: 5,026 Joined: 23-February 06 From: trapped in the hoezone layer Member No.: 39 |
hey kevin look into that soap dilly dally!
i want a USB thumb drive to store my doc'ments on a target gift card a barnes and noble gift card i think im just getting the first two from my parents! my sister will probably give me tuna salad on a sponge (jk), her baby's daddy will get me mexican liquour!, and from kevin i dunnooooo -------------------- Little monkeys making money
Naked monkey looking funny Mighty males are strong and free Female monkey, not so lucky Rocking monkeys, funky monkeys Monkeys sticking other monkeys Monkeys wrong or monkeys right Mostly flexing monkey might |
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Dec 12 2007, 12:27 PM
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  Group: Agents Posts: 4,026 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lu-bok Member No.: 41 |
QUOTE (TTUAthleticTrainer @ Dec 12 2007, 10:57 AM) -a Larry Craig action figure -a "Clone Your Willy" soap kit oh hot. i didnt know they made a soap one. all i want are one of these -------------------- 32-bit whore
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Dec 12 2007, 12:37 PM
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I was raised on the dairy, BITCH! Group: Members Posts: 3,080 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Cedar Park Member No.: 49 |
QUOTE (Testm0nkey @ Dec 12 2007, 11:48 AM) hey kevin look into that soap dilly dally! i think im just getting the first two from my parents! my sister will probably give me tuna salad on a sponge (jk), her baby's daddy will get me mexican liquour!, and from kevin i dunnooooo careful kevin... she'll play around with the replica while you're gone and then she'll get bored with it that's no bueno just send her a video of you masturbating or fingering ira's hole to keep her wet til christmas -------------------- "Ah, y'know it's funny, these people they go to sleep, they think everything's fine, everything's good. They wake up the next day and they're on fire."
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Dec 12 2007, 12:39 PM
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Group: Members Posts: 2,329 Joined: 20-June 07 Member No.: 1,243 |
QUOTE (pysex @ Dec 12 2007, 12:37 PM) just send her a video of you masturbating or fingering ira's hole to keep her wet til christmas And lunch is officially over for me -------------------- |
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Dec 12 2007, 12:40 PM
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 monogamous gays & stem cells Group: Members Posts: 3,789 Joined: 22-February 06 Member No.: 8 |
haha, nice alex
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Dec 12 2007, 12:44 PM
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 POTATO OLES Group: Members Posts: 1,602 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Newark, NJ Member No.: 17 |
QUOTE (pysex @ Dec 12 2007, 12:37 PM) careful kevin... she'll play around with the replica while you're gone and then she'll get bored with it that's no bueno just send her a video of you masturbating or fingering ira's hole to keep her wet til christmas Cathryn get tired of cock? That's a joke right? 
-------------------- death to false dudes
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Dec 12 2007, 12:49 PM
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Group: Members Posts: 1,566 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Houston, TX Member No.: 66 |
QUOTE (pysex @ Dec 12 2007, 12:37 PM) careful kevin... she'll play around with the replica while you're gone and then she'll get bored with it that's no bueno just send her a video of you masturbating or fingering ira's hole to keep her wet til christmas lets not forget the replica is made of SOAP....... Not sure if its good to stick SOAP up your vajayjay....at least, not repeatedly for extended periods... 
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Dec 12 2007, 12:55 PM
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Group: Members Posts: 10,620 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Houston, TX Member No.: 48 |
LOL "vajayjay"...
geez... "turbogay", "vajayjay", got some good words being invented here lately.. |
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Dec 12 2007, 01:01 PM
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Group: Members Posts: 2,329 Joined: 20-June 07 Member No.: 1,243 |
QUOTE (impala454 @ Dec 12 2007, 12:55 PM) "vajayjay", got some good words being invented here lately.. You'd cringe if you actually know who invented that word -------------------- |
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Dec 12 2007, 01:17 PM
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POTATO OLES Group: Members Posts: 1,602 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Newark, NJ Member No.: 17 |
Any time I've heard someone use the phrase turbo gay it makes me think of this video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vm4KHx1Ymw0 -------------------- death to false dudes
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Dec 12 2007, 01:30 PM
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Group: Members Posts: 2,329 Joined: 20-June 07 Member No.: 1,243 |
QUOTE (Fedor @ Dec 12 2007, 01:17 PM) Any time I've heard someone use the phrase turbo gay it makes me think of this video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vm4KHx1Ymw0 No, this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVbFM06hvbs -------------------- |
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Dec 12 2007, 01:36 PM
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 New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15 |
I want money and girly things like jewelry, perfume, knit scarves, small purses, etc. I don't think I will get anything except for money from my family, and I don't know what my bf is going to get me.
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Dec 12 2007, 01:39 PM
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Group: Members Posts: 1,566 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Houston, TX Member No.: 66 |
QUOTE (Jessica @ Dec 12 2007, 01:36 PM) I want money and girly things like jewelry, perfume, knit scarves, small purses, etc. I don't think I will get anything except for money from my family, and I don't know what my bf is going to get me. A soap replica of his penis if it's a nice penis, send me a copy...i want a collection. One collection will be "The Men of Techsans"
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Dec 12 2007, 01:39 PM
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Group: Members Posts: 1,795 Joined: 29-September 06 Member No.: 327 |
bassinet, changing table, and a stroller...
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Dec 12 2007, 01:44 PM
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New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15 |
haha I would ask for baby stuff except that Im only a little over 2 months along, and I dont want to get all this baby stuff and then miscarry. Something like half of initial pregnancies end in miscarriage. Plus, I have been having some strange ass stuff happen to me lately, and I think something is wrong. My heart races BADLY. I was told I shouldn't get pregnant until I got my thyroid condition under control. Well, it stopped acting up for the past year so when I got pregnant I thought I would be fine. I think its coming back to haunt me again. Sometimes I feel like I'm going to have a heart attack.
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Dec 12 2007, 02:38 PM
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 Let's Bother Snape!!! Group: Members Posts: 1,598 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Albuquerque, NM Member No.: 10 |
Vajayjay is something I first heard on Grey's Anatomy...
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Dec 12 2007, 05:12 PM
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Group: Agents Posts: 4,026 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lu-bok Member No.: 41 |
QUOTE (Jessica @ Dec 12 2007, 01:44 PM) haha I would ask for baby stuff except that Im only a little over 2 months along, and I dont want to get all this baby stuff and then miscarry. Something like half of initial pregnancies end in miscarriage. Plus, I have been having some strange ass stuff happen to me lately, and I think something is wrong. My heart races BADLY. I was told I shouldn't get pregnant until I got my thyroid condition under control. Well, it stopped acting up for the past year so when I got pregnant I thought I would be fine. I think its coming back to haunt me again. Sometimes I feel like I'm going to have a heart attack. pix. k thx. -------------------- 32-bit whore
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Dec 12 2007, 05:14 PM
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New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15 |
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Dec 12 2007, 05:23 PM
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No day but today... Group: Members Posts: 773 Joined: 22-February 06 Member No.: 5 |
QUOTE (impala454 @ Dec 12 2007, 01:55 PM) LOL "vajayjay" Hello, Grey's Anatomy? DUH! -------------------- Forget regret
or life is yours to miss |
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Dec 12 2007, 05:29 PM
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Group: Agents Posts: 4,026 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lu-bok Member No.: 41 |
QUOTE (Jessica @ Dec 12 2007, 05:14 PM) they gonna cut you up. -------------------- 32-bit whore
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Dec 12 2007, 05:45 PM
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Group: Members Posts: 10,620 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Houston, TX Member No.: 48 |
QUOTE (kcroxyoursox @ Dec 12 2007, 05:23 PM) Hello, Grey's Anatomy? DUH! The only TV I watch is Family Guy, one show on food network (Good Eats), and the rest of the time its either sports or discovery/history channel. |
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Dec 13 2007, 12:38 AM
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 Group: Members Posts: 112 Joined: 30-September 07 Member No.: 2,514 |
-------------------- QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Aug 1 2009, 06:17 PM) REAL MEN DO NOT NEED INSTRUCTIONS YOU WERE BEING PUNISHED BY GOD FOR EVEN THINKING ABOUT READING THE INSTRUCTIONS HAD YOU JUST THROWN THEM AWAY LIKE YOU SHOULD HAVE GOD WOULD NOT HAVE KILLED YOUR TV :) |
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Dec 13 2007, 04:01 AM
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Group: Agents Posts: 4,026 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lu-bok Member No.: 41 |
or maybe just one of these.
 yum. 
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Dec 13 2007, 09:11 AM
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I was raised on the dairy, BITCH! Group: Members Posts: 3,080 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Cedar Park Member No.: 49 |
QUOTE (TTUAthleticTrainer @ Dec 12 2007, 12:49 PM) lets not forget the replica is made of SOAP....... Not sure if its good to stick SOAP up your vajayjay....at least, not repeatedly for extended periods... i meant by play like she'd bathe with it....wash her dishes with it....sleep with it....talk to it..... -------------------- "Ah, y'know it's funny, these people they go to sleep, they think everything's fine, everything's good. They wake up the next day and they're on fire."
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