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jonathan83
post Nov 28 2007, 11:57 AM
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Finish that sentence. I'm sure we could come up with some good ones...

Dogmeat is a sex-crazed alien robot from another planet sent to impregnate as much as the earthlings as possible, but failed his mission and was sent to Utah instead.


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post Nov 28 2007, 01:51 PM
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Dogmeat is one hot piece of ass
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post Nov 28 2007, 02:29 PM
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dogmeat is the father?


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post Nov 28 2007, 02:31 PM
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QUOTE (Divergent Reality @ Nov 28 2007, 02:29 PM) *
dogmeat is the father?

Dogmeat IS the father.

Declarative, not inquisitive.


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post Nov 28 2007, 02:32 PM
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my post.

my version of the english language.


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post Nov 28 2007, 02:32 PM
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QUOTE (Divergent Reality @ Nov 28 2007, 02:32 PM) *
my post.

my version of the english language.

No


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post Nov 28 2007, 02:42 PM
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I hate all of you
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post Nov 28 2007, 02:44 PM
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QUOTE (Jessica @ Nov 28 2007, 02:42 PM) *
I hate all of you

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Nick's side-burns are the father(s)?


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post Nov 28 2007, 04:32 PM
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Dogmeat is maintaining an erection


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QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) *
but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW
QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) *
ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded.


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post Nov 28 2007, 06:31 PM
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post Nov 28 2007, 07:08 PM
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going to go masturbate himself retarded and think about jessica


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post Nov 28 2007, 07:47 PM
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DOGMEAT IS SEX


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QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) *
but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW
QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) *
ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded.


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post Nov 29 2007, 07:02 PM
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going to kill himself because he's way emo today


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QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Nov 29 2007, 07:02 PM) *
going to kill himself because he's way emo today


thats a bad move diggidie.


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post Nov 30 2007, 10:28 AM
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dogmeat is as useful as a still born fetus


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post Nov 30 2007, 01:11 PM
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QUOTE (woody @ Nov 30 2007, 11:28 AM) *
dogmeat is as useful as a still born fetus



...with sprinkles...


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post Nov 30 2007, 05:40 PM
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QUOTE (woody @ Nov 30 2007, 10:28 AM) *
dogmeat is as useful as a still born fetus



STILL BORNS ARE THE NEW PEANUT, MAN


stem cell research? disease, gene, growth and development? plus they can be ground up and spread on toast


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but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW
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ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded.


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post Nov 30 2007, 05:48 PM
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...the father of my unborn child
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post Dec 1 2007, 06:24 PM
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...mildly retarded.


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post Dec 1 2007, 06:26 PM
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ROCKS MY BOXXERS


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QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) *
but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW
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ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded.


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post Dec 1 2007, 08:13 PM
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Dogmeat is the patient.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hp21DenDANg...feature=related


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post Dec 1 2007, 08:14 PM
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QUOTE (Jessica @ Nov 30 2007, 06:48 PM) *
...the father of my unborn child


god damn girl, I didn't know any of that load I blew on your tits got in your pussy too blink.gif


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post Dec 2 2007, 04:07 PM
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...well hung
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post Dec 2 2007, 04:21 PM
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He must have gotten surgery since the last we buttsecksed.


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post Dec 2 2007, 04:27 PM
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maybe... i saw surgery lines but he told me it was from a masturbation mishap
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post Dec 2 2007, 05:46 PM
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QUOTE (Jessica @ Dec 2 2007, 04:27 PM) *
maybe... i saw surgery lines but he told me it was from a masturbation mishap

gah....I TOLD him pulverized glass makes a horrid lubricant!


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post Dec 2 2007, 06:39 PM
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sad.gif he told me the lines came from him trying out a new masterbation technique he calls "the Twister"


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ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded.


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post Dec 2 2007, 07:14 PM
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.....is going to pee on a flute today.


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post Dec 3 2007, 10:13 AM
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I don't really mind Dogmeat. What he says may be perverted, but he's funny.
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post Dec 4 2007, 10:02 AM
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QUOTE (Melanie @ Dec 3 2007, 11:13 AM) *
I don't really mind Dogmeat. What he says may be perverted, but he's funny.


admit the sex lust that you purvey for all that is my cock.


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post Dec 4 2007, 03:07 PM
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...seeking the meaning of life...so he can copy it down on parchment paper with his cum and slap the paper in a Jessica's face all pie style.


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post Dec 4 2007, 03:17 PM
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QUOTE (Psykopath @ Dec 4 2007, 03:07 PM) *
...seeking the meaning of life...so he can copy it down on parchment paper with his cum and slap the paper in a Jessica's face all pie style.

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post Dec 4 2007, 03:21 PM
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QUOTE (Spectatrix @ Dec 4 2007, 03:17 PM) *
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yeah



...yeah.




Just think about it for a while. o_0


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post Dec 4 2007, 03:26 PM
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QUOTE (Psykopath @ Dec 4 2007, 04:07 PM) *
...seeking the meaning of life...so he can copy it down on parchment paper with his cum and slap the paper in a Jessica's face all pie style.


omg blink.gif

I didn't know you had it in you biggrin.gif


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post Dec 4 2007, 03:59 PM
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QUOTE (Psykopath @ Dec 4 2007, 03:21 PM) *
yeah
...yeah.
Just think about it for a while. o_0

no no no no NO!!!

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post Dec 4 2007, 06:53 PM
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QUOTE (Spectatrix @ Dec 4 2007, 04:59 PM) *
no no no no NO!!!

head explodie


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