 The OFFICIAL post here when you are drunk thread |
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 Oct 19 2007, 02:50 AM
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 New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15  |
I just thought that we needed one of these. I think it should be pinned, but that's just me I guess. This could save a bunch of drunken threads if we ever expound the boards.
I got so drunk tonight that I ate pizza.... that's a big step for me. I could eat a Big Mac right now if it was in front of me. All i had, though, was stale leftover fries. 
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Oct 19 2007, 05:03 AM
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 monogamous gays & stem cells Group: Members Posts: 3,789 Joined: 22-February 06 Member No.: 8 |
lame
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Oct 19 2007, 06:35 AM
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 Group: Members Posts: 1,761 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Lubbock/Dubai Member No.: 57 |
if that is as good of a story as you have is eating pizza....damn
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Oct 19 2007, 07:02 AM
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 Group: Moderators Posts: 2,499 Joined: 23-February 06 From: El Paso Texas Member No.: 32 |
I"ll pin it for a while & see where it goes...
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Oct 19 2007, 07:09 AM
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I wish I was drunk instead of sitting at the office
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Oct 19 2007, 09:01 AM
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 Oh baby bring me down  Group: Agents Posts: 4,115 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Way out yonder Member No.: 68 |
Two weeks ago I walked 6 miles after locking my keys in my car and slept on my doorstep. Sadly I wasn't wasted.
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Oct 19 2007, 09:46 AM
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New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15 |
I woke up at 6:30 and puked a good while. I didn't fell THAT shitty last night when I went to bed. I think I just have a weak stomach. I did have 8 shots and a cherry vodka sour, though. Meh, I'm hungover.
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Oct 19 2007, 10:26 AM
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that is why you're hungover.
drink beer, or if you're doing liquor keep it clean...like with water and lime. not some over syrupy chick shots. |
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Oct 19 2007, 10:35 AM
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New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15 |
there were these yummy shots called Gummy Worms... they didnt taste like alcohol at all. Those fuckers are what did me in.
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Oct 19 2007, 10:54 AM
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gag a maggot!
way too much sugar...that shit will always make you vom and hungover... |
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Oct 19 2007, 11:14 AM
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New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15 |
I learned that the hard way
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Oct 19 2007, 11:15 AM
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Group: Members Posts: 2,329 Joined: 20-June 07 Member No.: 1,243 |
QUOTE (chook @ Oct 19 2007, 10:01 AM)  Two weeks ago I walked 6 miles after locking my keys in my car and slept on my doorstep. Sadly I wasn't wasted. I have a better story than that ...which I will tell in a minute because my food is done -------------------- |
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Oct 19 2007, 11:15 AM
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 Group: Agents Posts: 4,026 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lu-bok Member No.: 41 |
and knowing is half the battle.
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Oct 19 2007, 11:46 AM
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New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15 |
We found a girl laying in a parking lot off of 6th (lots of homeless people around so thats not the safest thing to do). At first, I thought she was passed out or something. I walked over to her to check on her, and she was just drunk as shit. Her friend went to hook up with a guy and left her there. I wasn't about to let her stay there because thats super unsafe. We gave her a ride home. She was super cool, just very wasted. It never ceases to amaze me what girls will do. Seriously, laying in a parking lot downtown while wearing a skirt. Thats like wearing a sign that says "rape me".... DAMMIT GIRLS HAVE SOME COMMON SENSE
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Oct 19 2007, 11:57 AM
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Group: Moderators Posts: 2,499 Joined: 23-February 06 From: El Paso Texas Member No.: 32 |
so...why didn't you rape her?
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Oct 19 2007, 12:00 PM
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Stir fried vegetables in a tortilla with salsa. At least it gives the illusion that it's somewhat healthy.
During this summer during one of my dumbass drinking binges, I somehow managed to lose my keys. We searched for days and my best guess is that they fell down the street drainage thing and ended up in the sewer. Anyways, I had to walk home from the house I was at. My mom NEVER locks the fucking back door. When I get home, the same lights are on and the same doors are unlocked as when I left. Of course this is the first night all summer she locked the fucking back door. So I get in the garage and use the concrete step leading to the back door as a pillow. Figured it was better than ringing the doorbell at 2 AM when I was supposed to be at work six hours later. I wake up to my mom leaving for work. Of course, I'm right by the door so she opens it trying to get to her car and bust my nose open with the edge of the door. Scared the living shit out of both of us. -------------------- |
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Oct 19 2007, 12:10 PM
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CHEE CHEE Group: Members Posts: 5,026 Joined: 23-February 06 From: trapped in the hoezone layer Member No.: 39 |
last time i was drunk i danced all over some people, puked inside and along the side of greg's car while he was driving, stumbled into bed, slept through classes and barely made it in time to my experiments hung over feeling like crap
that was months ago -------------------- Little monkeys making money
Naked monkey looking funny Mighty males are strong and free Female monkey, not so lucky Rocking monkeys, funky monkeys Monkeys sticking other monkeys Monkeys wrong or monkeys right Mostly flexing monkey might |
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Oct 19 2007, 12:10 PM
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New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15 |
QUOTE (woody @ Oct 19 2007, 12:57 PM) so...why didn't you rape her? Im not into Mexican chicks
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Oct 19 2007, 12:12 PM
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CHEE CHEE Group: Members Posts: 5,026 Joined: 23-February 06 From: trapped in the hoezone layer Member No.: 39 |
so thats why she was laying in a parking lot in a skirt
SNAP -------------------- Little monkeys making money
Naked monkey looking funny Mighty males are strong and free Female monkey, not so lucky Rocking monkeys, funky monkeys Monkeys sticking other monkeys Monkeys wrong or monkeys right Mostly flexing monkey might |
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Oct 19 2007, 12:13 PM
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New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15 |
i lol'd
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Oct 19 2007, 12:24 PM
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we need a "post here when you are high thread"
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Oct 19 2007, 12:29 PM
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Group: Members Posts: 1,566 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Houston, TX Member No.: 66 |
I got so drunk I fucked a girl.....
Nawwwwwwwwwwwwww......there aint enough alcohol in the world. That's just nasty....I've never been drunk enough to do crazy shit. |
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Oct 19 2007, 12:29 PM
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Drinking sucks because I can't really control how much I drink, hence why I don't drink much anymore. I can't sit there with a liter of Jack and drink till I get drunk. I get drunk and stop caring and end up making half and halfs until the bottle is gone and I'm shitcanned.
Once I figured out how to entertain myself when I wasn't drinking, cutting down was easy. I still have zero tolerance for moron drunks though. -------------------- |
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Oct 19 2007, 12:58 PM
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Group: Moderators Posts: 2,499 Joined: 23-February 06 From: El Paso Texas Member No.: 32 |
QUOTE (Jessica @ Oct 19 2007, 12:10 PM) Im not into Mexican chicks if she was mexican she probably had just given birth & dumped the baby into the dumpster -------------------- |
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Oct 19 2007, 01:45 PM
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New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15 |
QUOTE (woody @ Oct 19 2007, 01:58 PM) if she was mexican she probably had just given birth & dumped the baby into the dumpster and that's how you know when somebody is from a border city... they know Mexicans all too well
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Nov 1 2007, 09:46 AM
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Group: Moderators Posts: 2,499 Joined: 23-February 06 From: El Paso Texas Member No.: 32 |
this thread sucks
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Nov 1 2007, 08:36 PM
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QUOTE (woody @ Nov 1 2007, 09:46 AM) this thread sucks Get drunk and make it cool then. -------------------- |
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Nov 1 2007, 08:49 PM
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Group: Admin Posts: 6,906 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Austin Member No.: 9 |
Can we pretend we're drunk and post in here?
I drank at our Halloween party (last Saturday). Didn't get drunk, but I did get giggly. I like white russians. 
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Nov 1 2007, 08:59 PM
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Group: Members Posts: 2,329 Joined: 20-June 07 Member No.: 1,243 |
QUOTE (Spectatrix @ Nov 1 2007, 08:49 PM) Can we pretend we're drunk and post in here? I drank at our Halloween party (last Saturday). Didn't get drunk, but I did get giggly. I like white russians. Which Halloween party? Assuming you still live in Austin. -------------------- |
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Nov 1 2007, 09:23 PM
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Group: Admin Posts: 6,906 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Austin Member No.: 9 |
Uhhhh... the Halloween party I had with friends? (Are there massive city-wide ones that I'm supposed to know about?) We spent the time playing Mario Kart and Betrayal at House the Hill (board game) while drinking. Then we carved pumpkins while watching The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra. There were only five of us and yes, it probably would've been considered lame and tame by most people's standards.
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Nov 1 2007, 10:14 PM
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Mildly tipsy after law school fraternity initiation (im VP), but i was up til 4 last night drinking and up at 8 still drunk...
Haloween should be held on a bi-monthly basis... god bless the out-fits. "im just in character, not dressing slutty" 
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Nov 1 2007, 10:27 PM
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 Let's Bother Snape!!! Group: Members Posts: 1,598 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Albuquerque, NM Member No.: 10 |
QUOTE (THECHICKEN @ Nov 1 2007, 10:14 PM) Mildly tipsy after law school fraternity initiation (im VP), but i was up til 4 last night drinking and up at 8 still drunk... Haloween should be held on a bi-monthly basis... god bless the out-fits. "im just in character, not dressing slutty" Oh, law school parties. They blow regular parties out of the water, bar-none. And all of the ones up here in Valpo are free! Mmm mmm free booze. First mixer of the year, free pizza and about 40 kegs to go for 250 law students and spouses. Fun times. --------------------  |
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Nov 1 2007, 11:14 PM
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New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15 |
I had one shot on halloween.... and put up with all my drunk friends. It was gay
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Nov 2 2007, 12:56 AM
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 GORILLA FLUFFER Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
QUOTE (Jessica @ Nov 2 2007, 12:14 AM) I had one shot on halloween.... and put out with all my drunk friends. It was gay
--------------------  QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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Nov 2 2007, 06:45 AM
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Group: Moderators Posts: 2,499 Joined: 23-February 06 From: El Paso Texas Member No.: 32 |
i had 0 to drink for halloween and i didn't go to any parties
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Nov 2 2007, 11:14 AM
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Group: Agents Posts: 4,026 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lu-bok Member No.: 41 |
QUOTE (woody @ Nov 2 2007, 07:45 AM) i had 0 to drink for halloween and i didn't go to any parties yep. -------------------- 32-bit whore
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Nov 2 2007, 12:50 PM
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QUOTE (Divergent Reality @ Nov 2 2007, 11:14 AM) yep. Neither did I. I played DD and still couldn't get anyone to let me take them home. Morons -------------------- |
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Nov 2 2007, 04:38 PM
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CHEE CHEE Group: Members Posts: 5,026 Joined: 23-February 06 From: trapped in the hoezone layer Member No.: 39 |
i outdrank a 26yr old tiny Sri Lankian man for halloween!
-------------------- Little monkeys making money
Naked monkey looking funny Mighty males are strong and free Female monkey, not so lucky Rocking monkeys, funky monkeys Monkeys sticking other monkeys Monkeys wrong or monkeys right Mostly flexing monkey might |
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Nov 2 2007, 05:13 PM
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 Why so serious? Group: Global Moderators Posts: 5,286 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Fate, TX Member No.: 4 |
hmmm, guess I should have posted here last night.
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Nov 4 2007, 01:21 AM
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so yea im drunk but no good stories beside me and my friend going around being Scottish and Irish people
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Nov 9 2007, 08:41 AM
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Shitfaced last night and I feel like holy hell this morning
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Nov 9 2007, 09:32 AM
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New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15 |
Immense pain last night, unbearable. Took a vikodin. Woke up this morning hungover. I feel like puking all over the place... and I'm still in pain.
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Nov 9 2007, 11:35 AM
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Group: Moderators Posts: 2,499 Joined: 23-February 06 From: El Paso Texas Member No.: 32 |
prolly mornin sickness
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Nov 9 2007, 01:29 PM
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so french rose wine
is incredibly red but still bearable |
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Nov 9 2007, 02:49 PM
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Group: Admin Posts: 6,906 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Austin Member No.: 9 |
QUOTE (Jessica @ Nov 9 2007, 09:32 AM) Immense pain last night, unbearable. Took a vikodin. Woke up this morning hungover. I feel like puking all over the place... and I'm still in pain. Abdominal pain? Vicodin is a godsend, but mystery pain sucks ass. I have severe, recurring pain (though rare, thankfully) and my docs can't figure out wtf is wrong with me. -------------------- |
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Nov 10 2007, 04:28 AM
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I am mildly buzzed, typing with one hand and finishing off a bag of fritos.... I'm loving every minute of it!!!!!
This post has been edited by griseyeux: Nov 10 2007, 04:46 AM -------------------- Je suis toute du merde.
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Nov 10 2007, 05:34 AM
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Why so serious? Group: Global Moderators Posts: 5,286 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Fate, TX Member No.: 4 |
I am not drunk.
I am merely an insomniac. -------------------- |
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Nov 10 2007, 09:52 AM
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Oh baby bring me down Group: Agents Posts: 4,115 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Way out yonder Member No.: 68 |
I met a cool girl drinking last night and we are shooting guns today!
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Nov 10 2007, 10:58 AM
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Group: Agents Posts: 4,026 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lu-bok Member No.: 41 |
QUOTE (chook @ Nov 10 2007, 09:52 AM) I met a cool girl drinking last night and we are shooting guns today! is there an implied at each other? -------------------- 32-bit whore
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Nov 10 2007, 11:49 AM
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I was raised on the dairy, BITCH! Group: Members Posts: 3,080 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Cedar Park Member No.: 49 |
chuck's gonna shoot his gun all over her face
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Dec 4 2007, 03:06 PM
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Why so serious? Group: Global Moderators Posts: 5,286 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Fate, TX Member No.: 4 |
I want to be drunk.
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Dec 4 2007, 05:12 PM
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Group: Agents Posts: 4,026 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lu-bok Member No.: 41 |
QUOTE (Psykopath @ Dec 4 2007, 03:06 PM) I want to be drunk. Close enough. youi haasvie letrr hthuis threaed doiwnn -------------------- 32-bit whore
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Dec 6 2007, 02:10 AM
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Corrupting the youth of America Group: Members Posts: 528 Joined: 12-May 06 From: Alice, TX Member No.: 176 |
so, I am drunk, and posting the day before classes end as I am drunk. Basically, I have had problems with a female that i have known for a long while, but have had problems with a girl I was seeing over the summer...but as far as the girl that I like (not the girl from the summer), I dont know what to do, cause I like her, but Im also giing her a ride back from home during the summer. It is a little bit aqward as i like her, but at the same time I dont wanna take advantage of her due to her age, even tho I like the things she realy is in suppor t otf..........................as Zacksaid,,,,,no spellcheck.................uck
-------------------- Brandon....you're the reason I'm pro-choice.
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Dec 6 2007, 02:19 AM
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Why so serious? Group: Global Moderators Posts: 5,286 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Fate, TX Member No.: 4 |
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Dec 6 2007, 05:55 AM
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 Retired Funk-bringer Group: Moderators Posts: 2,656 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Dallas Member No.: 14 |
i always forget about this thread
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Dec 6 2007, 11:46 AM
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Group: Agents Posts: 4,026 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lu-bok Member No.: 41 |
QUOTE (RitalinJunkie @ Dec 6 2007, 02:10 AM) so, I am drunk, and posting the day before classes end as I am drunk. Basically, I have had problems with a female that i have known for a long while, but have had problems with a girl I was seeing over the summer...but as far as the girl that I like (not the girl from the summer), I dont know what to do, cause I like her, but Im also giing her a ride back from home during the summer. It is a little bit aqward as i like her, but at the same time I dont wanna take advantage of her due to her age, even tho I like the things she realy is in suppor t otf..........................as Zacksaid,,,,,no spellcheck.................uck slyly suggest that she femsexually sex touch your man penis. while in the car. remind her that jesus approves. http://www.sexinchrist.com/oralsex.html -------------------- 32-bit whore
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Dec 6 2007, 12:16 PM
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CHEE CHEE Group: Members Posts: 5,026 Joined: 23-February 06 From: trapped in the hoezone layer Member No.: 39 |
you dont want to take advantage of her because of her age? is she 7?
-------------------- Little monkeys making money
Naked monkey looking funny Mighty males are strong and free Female monkey, not so lucky Rocking monkeys, funky monkeys Monkeys sticking other monkeys Monkeys wrong or monkeys right Mostly flexing monkey might |
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Dec 6 2007, 12:16 PM
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I got pretty drunk last night because I didn't have to be in to work till noon because the cable guy was coming some time from 8-12. Apparently, I slept through the phone calls and doorbell.
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Dec 6 2007, 01:01 PM
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Group: Admin Posts: 6,906 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Austin Member No.: 9 |
QUOTE (Oasis @ Dec 6 2007, 12:16 PM) I got pretty drunk last night because I didn't have to be in to work till noon because the cable guy was coming some time from 8-12. Apparently, I slept through the phone calls and doorbell. No cable going on two weeks now Boo hoo? -------------------- |
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Dec 12 2007, 07:26 PM
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New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15 |
I want a drink
like a screwdriver...MMMM ok, I want like 7 of those...and a couple of these silly shots they have on 6th street called Gummy Worms. But alas.... |
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Dec 13 2007, 07:54 PM
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Oh baby bring me down Group: Agents Posts: 4,115 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Way out yonder Member No.: 68 |
this sat i plan to drink.
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Dec 15 2007, 08:54 PM
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Just took 5 straight shots of rum. Trying to get as bombed as possible
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Dec 15 2007, 08:59 PM
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Why so serious? Group: Global Moderators Posts: 5,286 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Fate, TX Member No.: 4 |
QUOTE (Oasis @ Dec 15 2007, 08:54 PM) Just took 5 straight shots of rum. Trying to get as bombed as possible Come now, what set off the emo drinking rage? 
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Dec 15 2007, 09:00 PM
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QUOTE (Psykopath @ Dec 15 2007, 08:59 PM) Come now, what set off the emo drinking rage? Girl problems. Actually, real problems. Big ones. -------------------- |
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Dec 15 2007, 09:04 PM
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GORILLA FLUFFER Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
QUOTE (Oasis @ Dec 15 2007, 09:00 PM) Girl problems. Actually, real problems. Big ones. knocked up or STD's? both? -------------------- QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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Dec 15 2007, 09:09 PM
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I'm three weeks late on my period
Actually, one of our businesses burned to the ground last night at like 1 am. Included in the building was $5k in cash of mine, my ludwig drum set, and my gold rolex my dad gave me two weeks before he died which is probably worth like $7k. Oh, and they suspect it was arson. So yeah, time to use alcohol to escape -------------------- |
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Dec 15 2007, 09:57 PM
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GORILLA FLUFFER Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
that sucks dude.
drink up -------------------- QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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Dec 16 2007, 01:29 AM
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Group: Members Posts: 2,329 Joined: 20-June 07 Member No.: 1,243 |
QUOTE (FORSAKENR320 @ Dec 15 2007, 09:57 PM) that sucks dude. drink up Thanks bro. Didn't get drunk. Still trying This has been the weirdest 24 hours ever. -------------------- |
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Dec 16 2007, 02:21 AM
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Oh baby bring me down Group: Agents Posts: 4,115 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Way out yonder Member No.: 68 |
damn will that sucks.
-------------------- Southern Rock, beer and bears!
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Dec 20 2007, 05:44 PM
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Group: Members Posts: 2,329 Joined: 20-June 07 Member No.: 1,243 |
I'm on my 4th beer and I started drinking like an hour ago. YES
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Dec 20 2007, 06:11 PM
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Why so serious? Group: Global Moderators Posts: 5,286 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Fate, TX Member No.: 4 |
Think I may get a little krunk-faced tonight.
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Dec 20 2007, 10:31 PM
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Group: Admin Posts: 6,906 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Austin Member No.: 9 |
I bought liquor tonight. But it's for an xmas gift. The only open alcohol in my apartment is cooking wine & sherry.
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Dec 20 2007, 10:36 PM
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 POTATO OLES Group: Members Posts: 1,602 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Newark, NJ Member No.: 17 |
I almost wrecked my bike into some Mercedes on the way home from the bar!
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Dec 21 2007, 05:28 AM
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Why so serious? Group: Global Moderators Posts: 5,286 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Fate, TX Member No.: 4 |
QUOTE (Psykopath @ Dec 20 2007, 06:11 PM) Think I may get a little krunk-faced tonight. I was mildly buzzed. Brandon and Seth, on the other hand....LOL drunk!
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Dec 21 2007, 12:58 PM
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GORILLA FLUFFER Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
QUOTE (Psykopath @ Dec 21 2007, 05:28 AM) I was mildly buzzed. Brandon and Seth, on the other hand....LOL drunk! seth ended up puking all over the floor, and running into things, and hiccupping while he couldn't stop giggling. there was NoBODY to talk too... and he was STILL talking! lol i can't remember what made us laugh so hard at Fox last night....
-------------------- QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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Dec 21 2007, 02:52 PM
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Why so serious? Group: Global Moderators Posts: 5,286 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Fate, TX Member No.: 4 |
QUOTE (FORSAKENR320 @ Dec 21 2007, 12:58 PM) seth ended up puking all over the floor, and running into things, and hiccupping while he couldn't stop giggling. there was NoBODY to talk too... and he was STILL talking! lol i can't remember what made us laugh so hard at Fox last night.... Haha, damn didn't think Seth was that bad! (well, he didn't have anything to eat all day...'cept nachos and beer) Fuck, I forgot the funny as well. Dammit... -------------------- |
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Dec 21 2007, 04:22 PM
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Group: Members Posts: 2,329 Joined: 20-June 07 Member No.: 1,243 |
I got retarded drunk last night.
The next person who asks me to fucking smoke weed is getting punched in the face. Well, except for my girlfriend. -------------------- |
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Dec 21 2007, 04:30 PM
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Why so serious? Group: Global Moderators Posts: 5,286 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Fate, TX Member No.: 4 |
QUOTE (Oasis @ Dec 21 2007, 04:22 PM) I got retarded drunk last night. The next person who asks me to fucking smoke weed is getting punched in the face. Well, except for my girlfriend. Cunt punch? -------------------- |
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Dec 21 2007, 08:51 PM
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New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15 |
QUOTE (Oasis @ Dec 21 2007, 05:22 PM) Well, except for my girlfriend. She sounds like a winner.... |
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Dec 24 2007, 02:31 AM
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Group: Members Posts: 1,566 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Houston, TX Member No.: 66 |
yaya ofr druken sex
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Dec 24 2007, 03:11 AM
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GORILLA FLUFFER Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
QUOTE (TTUAthleticTrainer @ Dec 24 2007, 02:31 AM) yaya ofr druken sex COULD HAVE DONE WITHOUT THE VISUAL -------------------- QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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Dec 24 2007, 11:55 AM
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Group: Members Posts: 1,566 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Houston, TX Member No.: 66 |
QUOTE (FORSAKENR320 @ Dec 24 2007, 03:11 AM) COULD HAVE DONE WITHOUT THE VISUAL Oops...my bad. |
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Dec 24 2007, 06:28 PM
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Group: Members Posts: 2,329 Joined: 20-June 07 Member No.: 1,243 |
QUOTE (Jessica @ Dec 21 2007, 08:51 PM) She sounds like a winner.... Why? Because she smokes weed? Before answering consider that you yourself have smoked weed on who knows how many occasions before -------------------- |
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Dec 24 2007, 06:30 PM
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Group: Members Posts: 5,275 Joined: 22-February 06 Member No.: 2 |
nothing wrong with weed, it's safer than alcohol
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Dec 24 2007, 06:46 PM
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Group: Admin Posts: 6,906 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Austin Member No.: 9 |
People who smoke weed are losers.
People who drink are losers. Is she kidding? Is she not? WHO KNOWS?!? -------------------- |
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Dec 24 2007, 08:07 PM
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Oh baby bring me down Group: Agents Posts: 4,115 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Way out yonder Member No.: 68 |
QUOTE (Spectatrix @ Dec 24 2007, 07:46 PM) People who smoke weed are losers. People who drink are losers. Is she kidding? Is she not? WHO KNOWS?!? People who can't have their protein are losers!!
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Dec 24 2007, 09:14 PM
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Group: Admin Posts: 6,906 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Austin Member No.: 9 |
QUOTE (chook @ Dec 24 2007, 08:07 PM) People who can't have their protein are losers!! Now that's just hitting below the belt!  (But at least you're paying attention! )
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Dec 24 2007, 09:20 PM
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Why so serious? Group: Global Moderators Posts: 5,286 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Fate, TX Member No.: 4 |
QUOTE (Spectatrix @ Dec 24 2007, 09:14 PM) Now that's just hitting below the belt! (But at least you're paying attention! )You get your protein from below the belt! /Dogmeat P.S.- cumsluts sextits -------------------- |
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Dec 24 2007, 11:51 PM
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New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15 |
QUOTE (Oasis @ Dec 24 2007, 07:28 PM) Why? Because she smokes weed? This coming from someone who "bared his soul" to me back in September about his frequent use of COCAINE after we broke up, because he was angsty. Before answering consider that you yourself have smoked weed on who knows how many occasions before so sad.... The girl (your 3rd...4th...5th..."girlfriend" since we broke up) sounds like a winner FOR YOU. You two go perfect together. She can smoke herself stupid, and you're already stupid! I smoked once... yeah, it was like 7 months ago, but I did it once, didnt like it, never touched it again. Weed's dumb. Excessive drinking is dumb. Roids are DUMB. Cocaine is REALLY DUMB. RECREATIONAL ABUSE of RITALIN IS FUCKING RETARDED. Dipping is stupid. Smoking is stupid. You get the idea. You were just pissy when you found out I smoked weed cuz I went out right after I broke up with you, something I wasnt allowed to do while we dated...unless it was with Lauren and thats cuz you knew no guy would come within a 10 mile radius of her (that and she would run and tell you if I even so much as looked at a guy). By the way, I got my old number turned off finally, so don't bother trying to dial me to tell me your pathetic life problem anymore like you did 2 weeks ago. I didn't care. I don't care. I will never care. |
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Dec 24 2007, 11:57 PM
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Oh baby bring me down Group: Agents Posts: 4,115 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Way out yonder Member No.: 68 |
Who is Lauren?
WE all need new haircuts! NSFW - Foul Language http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JMOh-cul6M -------------------- Southern Rock, beer and bears!
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Dec 24 2007, 11:58 PM
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New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15 |
Some girl who OBVIOUSLY wants Will's nuts/approval
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Dec 25 2007, 02:20 PM
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Group: Members Posts: 2,329 Joined: 20-June 07 Member No.: 1,243 |
QUOTE (Jessica @ Dec 24 2007, 11:51 PM) This coming from someone who "bared his soul" to me back in September about his frequent use of COCAINE after we broke up, because he was angsty. so sad.... The girl (your 3rd...4th...5th..."girlfriend" since we broke up) sounds like a winner FOR YOU. You two go perfect together. She can smoke herself stupid, and you're already stupid! I smoked once... yeah, it was like 7 months ago, but I did it once, didnt like it, never touched it again. Weed's dumb. Excessive drinking is dumb. Roids are DUMB. Cocaine is REALLY DUMB. RECREATIONAL ABUSE of RITALIN IS FUCKING RETARDED. Dipping is stupid. Smoking is stupid. You get the idea. You were just pissy when you found out I smoked weed cuz I went out right after I broke up with you, something I wasnt allowed to do while we dated...unless it was with Lauren and thats cuz you knew no guy would come within a 10 mile radius of her (that and she would run and tell you if I even so much as looked at a guy). By the way, I got my old number turned off finally, so don't bother trying to dial me to tell me your pathetic life problem anymore like you did 2 weeks ago. I didn't care. I don't care. I will never care. You actually believed me when I said I did coke? I haven't done that since I overdosed and had a heart attack when I was 20. Don't believe everything I say All of those drugs you mentioned aren't dumb when used in moderation and not for the wrong reasons. Well, coke is, but that's besides the point. Don't be too much of a hypocrite and diss drinking when you started the "Official post here when you're drunk" thread. I've dated a bunch of girls because it takes awhile to find someone worth getting in to a relationship with. Unlike other people, I'm not an attention whore who goes out and falls for the first person who worships/stalks me. Dumb things happen when you do that. Shit like getting knocked up with a bastard child. Plus, if you jump in to things before getting to know someone first, you sometimes end up dating psychotic cunts. And we all know how catastrophic that can turn out. Glad you changed your number on account of me. Keep running your life that way. It's amusing watching the ensuing trainwreck. Oh, and don't insult people you don't know, such as my girlfriend or anyone else I'm friends with. I know you think you're the world's foremost authority on judging things and people you know little about, but as a casual observer, it makes you look ignorant as hell. -------------------- |
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Dec 25 2007, 02:25 PM
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Why so serious? Group: Global Moderators Posts: 5,286 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Fate, TX Member No.: 4 |
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Dec 25 2007, 02:26 PM
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Group: Members Posts: 2,329 Joined: 20-June 07 Member No.: 1,243 |
QUOTE (chook @ Dec 24 2007, 11:57 PM) Who is Lauren? An annoying girl who has a psychology degree which causes her to overanalyze and overdramatize everything, gossip about inane shit, and overreact to everything under the sun. Jeff M knows her, so you've probably met her. Oh, and pay no attention to what Jessica said. Her insecurities and her inferiority complex make it impossible for her to comprehend that a guy and a girl can be platonic friends and have no interest in each other other than being drinking buddies. -------------------- |
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Dec 25 2007, 03:20 PM
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New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15 |
QUOTE (Oasis @ Dec 25 2007, 03:20 PM) You actually believed me when I said I did coke? I haven't done that since I overdosed and had a heart attack when I was 20. Don't believe everything I say I define excessive drinking as being too drunk to remember anything the night before... including but not limited to: 1) throwing up on your gf's bedding at 4 am and rolling over the next morning to say "why is the bedding different?" (uhh...because you barfed all over it and I had to clean it up) 2) solving life's problems with alcohol 3) carving words into your arm with a blade while shitfaced only to ruin your gf's comforter with blood stains 4) not respecting the fact that your gf has a test at 8 am so you come home DRUNK AS FUCK at 2:30, consume 3/4ths of the bed, and then do the drunken snore SO FREAKIN LOUD all night that she doesnt get an hour of sleep before her test 5) spilling shit all over the place 6) getting a DWI All of those drugs you mentioned aren't dumb when used in moderation and not for the wrong reasons. Well, coke is, but that's besides the point. Don't be too much of a hypocrite and diss drinking when you started the "Official post here when you're drunk" thread. I've dated a bunch of girls because it takes awhile to find someone worth getting in to a relationship with. Unlike other people, I'm not an attention whore who goes out and falls for the first person who worships/stalks me. Dumb things happen when you do that. Shit like getting knocked up with a bastard child. Plus, if you jump in to things before getting to know someone first, you sometimes end up dating psychotic cunts. And we all know how catastrophic that can turn out. Glad you changed your number on account of me. Keep running your life that way. It's amusing watching the ensuing trainwreck. Oh, and don't insult people you don't know, such as my girlfriend or anyone else I'm friends with. I know you think you're the world's foremost authority on judging things and people you know little about, but as a casual observer, it makes you look ignorant as hell. Need I continue? Creating a thread about being drunk is not excessive drinking. Why do you even argue with me on here? See, I am a sweet person in real life and very smart. You are an asshole who complains about EVERYTHING, and you have no knowledge of anything that isn't talked about on ESPN or the back of your baseball cards. You make yourself out to be a fool when you try to fire back. Everyone here knows you are a shitfuck. If I still had aim logs (had to get rid of them because you would read my conversations looking for any instance that I was fucking around on you), I would post anonymously the im's I have gotten from people saying something around the lines of "God, Will is stupid." I have gotten them from at least 12 people on here....which is a lot consider the number of frequent posters.And I didnt change my number cuz of you. I got a family share plan so I could get a new phone. Then, I paid the $100 to get out of the old contract and went back down to a single line. Its just an added bonus that I dont get phonecalls from some 512 number I dont know (because you got a new number and I dont feel its worth saving). And who knows what you say is the truth. You lie so fucking much, but others have told me you did drugs recently. Here is one of my favorite lies by you. "Guess who Im going to the UT Tech game with.... TOM BRADY... Yeah, dont tell anyone cuz people arent supposed to know he is there, but my friend is friends with (what the name of that guy that plays for the patriots who graduated from tech?) and he is bringing Tom Brady." GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YOU ARE SO FUCKING PATHETIC |
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Dec 25 2007, 03:38 PM
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monogamous gays & stem cells Group: Members Posts: 3,789 Joined: 22-February 06 Member No.: 8 |
wes welker?
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Dec 25 2007, 03:39 PM
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New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15 |
thats the one.... I knew it started with a W for first and last name
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Dec 25 2007, 06:33 PM
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GORILLA FLUFFER Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
QUOTE (Oasis @ Dec 25 2007, 02:20 PM) Oh, and don't insult people you don't know, such as my girlfriend or anyone else I'm friends with. I know you think you're the world's foremost authority on judging things and people you know little about, but as a casual observer, it makes you look ignorant as hell. funny, this sounds exactly like what everyone else on these boards tells you on a weekly basis btw, your girlfriend is a druggie whore -------------------- QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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Dec 25 2007, 07:08 PM
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Oh baby bring me down Group: Agents Posts: 4,115 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Way out yonder Member No.: 68 |
In other news, Pimp C is dead.
EDIT: And I can't beleive that you forgot Wes' Name! -------------------- Southern Rock, beer and bears!
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Dec 25 2007, 09:10 PM
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New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15 |
QUOTE (chook @ Dec 25 2007, 08:08 PM) In other news, Pimp C is dead. i dont have tabbed browsing and i was too lazy to open another window to look it up
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