 Tech/A&M game...from a Longhorn's perspective, awesome |
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| Tech/A&M game...from a Longhorn's perspective, awesome |
 Oct 11 2007, 12:00 PM
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http://forums.hornfans.com/php/wwwthreads/...;o=0&fpart=
awesome post QUOTE This game is by far the game I want to watch more than any non-UT contest. It's Wednesday and I am literally giddy thinking about the possibilities. An ABC telecast on a bright sun shiny Saturday afternoon right smack in the middle of West Texas. It is a classic match up for any red blooded college fan (south of the Red River) because it absolutely will not disappoint. Here are my usual expectations:
1. There will be multiple reports on Texags Saturday morning of misbehavior by Tech fans during the Ag's midnight yell thing. 2. Classless will be the most used term before and after the game. 3. The rowdy Tech fans will surely sneak onto the sideline camera showing off their Vick 'em t-shirts. Scuffles will ensue from someone uniformed. 4. Paint-filled balloons will be thrown at the Ags as they come out of the tunnel. 5. Classless will be uttered a few hundred more times. 6. Jovorski Lane's jersey tail will be out and hanging down to his knees as a display of aggy-style class. He will also [censored] slap a towel girl during a time-out or whenever he can discern that the camera is on him. 7. Tech will score 21 points in the first quarter. 8. Lane will get his 60 yards on 15 carries (in the fourth quarter) 9. Harrell will throw for 600+ yards. The Ag linebackers will be puking their guts by halftime. 10. Tech will score 21 points in the second quarter. 11. Down 42-14 at half, Coach Fran will fire off a VIP text message to his 12-15 staunch boosters explaining how things are going. Text Messaging rates apply (but it all goes to charity [wink wink]). 12. Vincent Valdez meanwhile is inducted into the Tech HOF at halftime. Everyone in attendance gets a GAP t-shirt. 13. Tech scores 21 points in the third quarter. 14. The Pirate rejects an offer from Fran to utilize a running clock the remainder of the game. 15. Tech scores 21 points in the 4th quarter. 16. Bill Byrne is strangely not in attendance as he is at a girl's soccer match somewhere. 17. Colonel McKinney is doing his Colonel William Travis impression in the northeast section. 18. Classless will be uttered ... well, you get the idea. 19. Longhorn Lawyer will get his misery fix and spend most of his day on Texags. His eyes will roll back in their sockets. 20. Reveille acts the [censored] and takes a piece of a milkman. Some humper flings [censored] at her and splatters a whole tightly aligned squadron of forest rangers who are squeezing. McKinney pounds a fellow Ag with his binoculars, just because. All hell breaks out and the jizz jar drops and breaks on the tarmac. Reveille cleans up. And so does Tech. Lay the 9. I can hardly wait. Tech 84 Aggies 21 --------------------  |
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Oct 11 2007, 12:07 PM
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I hope Tech beats the dogshit out of them.
I already have three new accounts set up on Texags, even though I've been banned from there 26 times --------------------   |
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Oct 11 2007, 12:20 PM
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http://www.mattwalters.com/web/texastech/i...alry/aggies.htm
I think the myth of McKinney getting hit by a Tech student needs to be abolished -------------------- "There is a level of cowardice lower than that of the conformist: that of the fashionable non-conformist." |
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Oct 11 2007, 12:38 PM
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the gap kid is greatness
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Oct 11 2007, 12:45 PM
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pretty much summed it up.
"i was like the alamo" haha. i think the gap kid goes to tech now. -------------------- Don't sweat the petty, pet the sweaty.
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Oct 11 2007, 01:31 PM
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 Group: Members Posts: 10,620 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Houston, TX Member No.: 48 |
QUOTE (Hartmann @ Oct 11 2007, 01:20 PM)  http://www.mattwalters.com/web/texastech/i...alry/aggies.htm I think the myth of McKinney getting hit by a Tech student needs to be abolished he had it right in the post... said mckinney hit another ag w/the binoculars awesome post though even if it is a UT bitch |
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Oct 11 2007, 01:46 PM
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Group: Admin Posts: 3,403 Joined: 23-February 06 From: PDX/TXL Member No.: 35 |
QUOTE (impala454 @ Oct 11 2007, 02:31 PM) he had it right in the post... said mckinney hit another ag w/the binoculars awesome post though even if it is a UT bitch I was just saying in general. People who I have talked to about Tech still think we beat the guy up. -------------------- "There is a level of cowardice lower than that of the conformist: that of the fashionable non-conformist." |
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Oct 11 2007, 01:47 PM
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Group: Members Posts: 10,620 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Houston, TX Member No.: 48 |
yeah... i think there's a vid of it somewhere
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Oct 11 2007, 01:48 PM
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i think tech students ended up holding him back from attacking numerous people with his binoculars.
waving them around his head like a slingshot. -------------------- Don't sweat the petty, pet the sweaty.
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Oct 11 2007, 02:17 PM
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Group: Members Posts: 10,620 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Houston, TX Member No.: 48 |
well it was all aggies around him, it was another aggie that punched him in the face, then he swung his binoculars at that person.
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Oct 11 2007, 02:20 PM
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Group: Members Posts: 1,795 Joined: 29-September 06 Member No.: 327 |
ban binos
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Oct 11 2007, 04:36 PM
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Group: Admin Posts: 3,403 Joined: 23-February 06 From: PDX/TXL Member No.: 35 |
http://media.www.thebatt.com/media/storage...s-3019967.shtml
Watch the video! I am still laughing. Apparently, Reveille is the "First Lady" of that poor excuse for a student body. And, in keeping with Aggie "tradition", CLASSLESS! -------------------- "There is a level of cowardice lower than that of the conformist: that of the fashionable non-conformist." |
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Oct 11 2007, 04:39 PM
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No day but today... Group: Members Posts: 773 Joined: 22-February 06 Member No.: 5 |
QUOTE (cmac @ Oct 11 2007, 02:48 PM) i think tech students ended up holding him back from attacking numerous people with his binoculars. waving them around his head like a slingshot. Sounds like last time when we crashed their yell and some drunk bitch tried to beat my friend up because he had a stuffed collie hanging from a noose. Her boyfriend jumped in (drunk as well) and the cops broke it up. Somehow it didn't merit any punishment on her part, and the cops drove off while blaring the atm fight song on their loudspeakers... -------------------- Forget regret
or life is yours to miss |
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Oct 11 2007, 04:43 PM
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Long live the GAP kid!
Anyone have a facebook link? --------------------  |
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Oct 11 2007, 10:40 PM
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I was raised on the dairy, BITCH! Group: Members Posts: 3,080 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Cedar Park Member No.: 49 |
QUOTE (Hartmann @ Oct 11 2007, 05:36 PM) http://media.www.thebatt.com/media/storage...s-3019967.shtml Watch the video! I am still laughing. Apparently, Reveille is the "First Lady" of that poor excuse for a student body. And, in keeping with Aggie "tradition", CLASSLESS! Why are they all smiling in that video. If it's really something despicable (which is kind of is), you'd think they'd be more upset instead of laughing and giggling. And I swear half of them had downs. -------------------- "Ah, y'know it's funny, these people they go to sleep, they think everything's fine, everything's good. They wake up the next day and they're on fire."
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Oct 11 2007, 11:07 PM
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Group: Members Posts: 10,620 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Houston, TX Member No.: 48 |
haha what a stupid bitch, "like they're supporting what michael vick did, blah blah omg omg like omg like omg"
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Oct 12 2007, 12:04 AM
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QUOTE (impala454 @ Oct 11 2007, 11:07 PM) haha what a stupid bitch, "like they're supporting what michael vick did, blah blah omg omg like omg like omg" well put. -------------------- www.twitter.com/qhfxm
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Oct 12 2007, 08:07 AM
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wow that video is the best.
"and omg, to think that i almost went there..." hahahaha. -------------------- Don't sweat the petty, pet the sweaty.
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Oct 12 2007, 08:16 AM
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Group: Moderators Posts: 2,558 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Seoul, South Korea Member No.: 28 |
oh man, that was just ridiculous.
look at their f*cking fight song! it's all just a bunch of hate towards UT...and they get off on a freakin tshirt? -------------------- |
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Oct 12 2007, 08:43 PM
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I was raised on the dairy, BITCH! Group: Members Posts: 3,080 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Cedar Park Member No.: 49 |
one of those kids names is Brazos Lackey
and tell me tech students are hick..... -------------------- "Ah, y'know it's funny, these people they go to sleep, they think everything's fine, everything's good. They wake up the next day and they're on fire."
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Oct 13 2007, 07:56 PM
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i love franchoine and i hope the aggys keep him for another 10 years.
it's a shame there's always so much talk of getting rid of him, though. |
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Oct 13 2007, 08:15 PM
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QUOTE (lamont's lament @ Oct 13 2007, 08:56 PM) i love franchoine and i hope the aggys keep him for another 10 years. it's a shame there's always so much talk of getting rid of him, though. If you wanna laugh your ass off go to texags.com. Some of their choices for head coach: Jeff Tedford, Wade Phillips, and Pete Carroll. Sure, dickweeds. Like any of those guys would go to CS. I want Elisha Cuthbert. Doesn't mean I'm gonna get her. Fucking aggy -------------------- |
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Oct 13 2007, 09:06 PM
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monogamous gays & stem cells Group: Members Posts: 3,789 Joined: 22-February 06 Member No.: 8 |
texags literally makes me sick. there's more concentrated garbage on that site than every landfill in this country (probably the world) combined. i would rather hear the death rattle of my only child than be in a room with any more than two of their aggy members at the same time.
the UT jokes have become so illogical and unintelligible that even they don't know what they're talking about half the time. |
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Oct 13 2007, 09:52 PM
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Leach is at it again. Here is something he said at the post game news conference in reference to his broken arm.
QUOTE "We're going to cut it off and put a hook on it," Leach said. "Women sometimes have a lot of cosmetic surgery but men can, too. So maybe I will as well."
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Oct 14 2007, 08:26 AM
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QUOTE (jwttu @ Oct 13 2007, 10:52 PM) Leach is at it again. Here is something he said at the post game news conference in reference to his broken arm.  Can you send me a link to that? -------------------- "There is a level of cowardice lower than that of the conformist: that of the fashionable non-conformist." |
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Oct 14 2007, 09:10 AM
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Group: Moderators Posts: 885 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Lubbock, Texas Member No.: 12 |
QUOTE (Hartmann @ Oct 14 2007, 09:26 AM) Can you send me a link to that? http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dw...de.255fe7d.html its at the bottom of the article |
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