 Chuck Morton was once stepped on by a bear |
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| Chuck Morton was once stepped on by a bear |
 Mar 19 2006, 10:17 PM
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 ROCKPACALYPSE NOW Group: Members Posts: 1,519 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Dallas, TX Member No.: 13  |
I am certain it happened exactly like this
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Mar 19 2006, 10:24 PM
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 Let's Bother Snape!!! Group: Members Posts: 1,598 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Albuquerque, NM Member No.: 10 |
I actually heard the bear was ten times larger than that...
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Mar 19 2006, 10:26 PM
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ROCKPACALYPSE NOW Group: Members Posts: 1,519 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Dallas, TX Member No.: 13 |
He said it was a smaller bear. Chuck was 14. Camping. Boyscouts.
He said the claw scratched him and his back hurt for a few days. Made him cry. Chuck Morton was stepped on by a Bear. -------------------- QUOTE (Lance) now we have some dude from argentina wondering how to fuck dogmeat |
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Mar 19 2006, 11:29 PM
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 Oh baby bring me down  Group: Agents Posts: 4,115 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Way out yonder Member No.: 68 |
Damnnit, my tent was green!
 But nice shading on the bear 
-------------------- Southern Rock, beer and bears!
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Mar 19 2006, 11:33 PM
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Oh baby bring me down Group: Agents Posts: 4,115 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Way out yonder Member No.: 68 |
I was doing Philmont with my boyscout troop. A bear was nosing around our camp earlier in the day because some people decided to rip the mesh off a sump and poured all their old food down it. The bear was scared off that night and ran over my tent, stepped on my back. Sawmill Canyon, 96'
But the hitler story trumps this anyday -------------------- Southern Rock, beer and bears!
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Mar 20 2006, 12:47 AM
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 The Transient Aggie Group: Members Posts: 546 Joined: 22-February 06 Member No.: 21 |
But the bear took the brunt of the blow and severed his spine. The children ate the bear's heart to celebrate the victory of Troop 419.
Chuck was later commended with the Bear Crusher Badge for his bravery. --------------------  A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have. |
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Mar 20 2006, 01:05 AM
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 Group: Moderators Posts: 2,499 Joined: 23-February 06 From: El Paso Texas Member No.: 32 |
did you play dead?
or offer it a bud light? This post has been edited by woody: Mar 20 2006, 01:06 AM -------------------- |
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Mar 20 2006, 08:39 AM
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CHEE CHEE Group: Members Posts: 5,026 Joined: 23-February 06 From: trapped in the hoezone layer Member No.: 39 |
a bear stepped on chuck hahaha that is hilarious to me. that bear just didnt give a fuck
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Mar 20 2006, 10:09 AM
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I was raised on the dairy, BITCH! Group: Members Posts: 3,080 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Cedar Park Member No.: 49 |
YOGI STOLE YOUR PICKANICK BASKET AND CRUSHED YOU!!!!!!!
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