 How to make five bucks the hard way |
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| How to make five bucks the hard way |
 Jul 4 2007, 04:25 PM
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Me and my friend Jeff go up to this wing place all the time because we're both dating girls who work there. We came in today hung over as all hell and Jeff ordered 20 buffalo atomic wings. Since Jeff is dumb and will do anything for money, I offered him five bucks to snort some atomic wing sauce. He said sure and we gathered everyone around to watch him. We decided to set the mood by playing Avril Lavigne's Girlfriend on the juke box. He took a finger full of wing sauce and shoved it straight up his nose. The look on his face, the kicking like a crazed mule, and the screaming was priceless. Two hours later and his nose is still on fire. It was $5 well spent
*This probably isn't very funny. Wait till my friend gets home and posts the video and and I'll link it. I almost died laughing --------------------   |
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Jul 4 2007, 05:06 PM
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 Eric The Sexy Group: Moderators Posts: 831 Joined: 23-February 06 Member No.: 30 |
 reminds me when Rocky snorted moldy something from his fridge for money |
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Jul 5 2007, 02:45 AM
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 Fantastic! Group: Members Posts: 219 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Portales, NM Member No.: 51 |
Is it bad that when I saw the title I expectd a picture of someone blowing something that was just as likely to not be a person...
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Jul 5 2007, 09:10 AM
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 New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15 |
Whats funny about this thread is that it comes about an hour after Will tries to make me jealous by telling me he has a gf... when in all actuality I dumped his lame ass. Great job, Will. I see your thread, and in case you were wondering I still don't care.
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Jul 5 2007, 09:44 AM
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Group: Members Posts: 2,329 Joined: 20-June 07 Member No.: 1,243 |
QUOTE (Jessica @ Jul 5 2007, 10:10 AM)  Whats funny about this thread is that it comes about an hour after Will tries to make me jealous by telling me he has a gf... when in all actuality I dumped his lame ass. Great job, Will. I see your thread, and in case you were wondering I still don't care. /end DRAMA++ I didn't rejoin here to have drama with you. Take it up with me privately. -------------------- |
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Jul 5 2007, 09:49 AM
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New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15 |
Then dont be a douchebag and come on here to post about your imaginary gf to make me jealous. It never ceases to amaze me what you will do next
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Jul 5 2007, 09:50 AM
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 Group: Members Posts: 10,620 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Houston, TX Member No.: 48 |
lawlz
ps: was it wingstop atomic? damn... |
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Jul 5 2007, 09:55 AM
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Group: Members Posts: 2,329 Joined: 20-June 07 Member No.: 1,243 |
QUOTE (Jessica @ Jul 5 2007, 10:49 AM) Then dont be a douchebag and come on here to post about your imaginary gf to make me jealous. It never ceases to amaze me what you will do next Uh, I will send you pictures via AIM if you need verfication, but I'm not starting shit here. Chuck, it's a privately owned place in Austin. Admittedly, their hottest sauce isn't as bad as BWW's, but it still burns like a motherfucker if you snort it. -------------------- |
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Jul 5 2007, 10:02 AM
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New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15 |
I dont need verification. If you are getting some ass, great. I just am 99% positive youre lying because you like to lie even though you suck at it.
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Jul 5 2007, 10:44 AM
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 GORILLA FLUFFER  Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
--------------------  QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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Jul 5 2007, 11:51 AM
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 Why so serious? Group: Global Moderators Posts: 5,286 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Fate, TX Member No.: 4 |
WTF...
MORE DRAMA PLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ -------------------- |
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Jul 5 2007, 11:55 AM
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New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15 |
QUOTE (Psykopath @ Jul 5 2007, 12:51 PM) WTF... umm okMORE DRAMA PLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ Fuck your mother? |
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Jul 5 2007, 11:57 AM
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Why so serious? Group: Global Moderators Posts: 5,286 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Fate, TX Member No.: 4 |
QUOTE (Jessica @ Jul 5 2007, 12:55 PM) umm ok Fuck your mother? FUCK YO SISTAH -------------------- |
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Jul 5 2007, 12:03 PM
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 Group: Moderators Posts: 2,499 Joined: 23-February 06 From: El Paso Texas Member No.: 32 |
damn....someone's got some anger
he's nailing a, probably recent, high school grad who makes wings... what's there to be feisty about.... -------------------- |
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Jul 5 2007, 12:05 PM
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New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15 |
the fact that he owes me money. Pay up, bitch
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Jul 5 2007, 12:07 PM
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Group: Members Posts: 2,329 Joined: 20-June 07 Member No.: 1,243 |
Just to clarify, yes I owed her money from bills that had to be paid around the time we broke up, when we weren't talking much. And I sent her the money. End of drama.
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Jul 5 2007, 12:12 PM
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Why so serious? Group: Global Moderators Posts: 5,286 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Fate, TX Member No.: 4 |
So why'd you two break up?
Deep dickings cease to be as FRIGHTENINGLY exciting?! -------------------- |
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Jul 5 2007, 12:18 PM
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Group: Members Posts: 2,329 Joined: 20-June 07 Member No.: 1,243 |
QUOTE (Psykopath @ Jul 5 2007, 01:12 PM) So why'd you two break up? Deep dickings cease to be as FRIGHTENINGLY exciting?! Basically, because I'm a huge fuckup who treated her too bad for too long. You never know what you got till it's gone sorta thing. But I learned my lesson I guess. It was basically, living together we both got burned out and hurt each other too much. It was mainly me though. Long story that I don't really feel like airing out in public -------------------- |
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Jul 5 2007, 12:24 PM
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Why so serious? Group: Global Moderators Posts: 5,286 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Fate, TX Member No.: 4 |
QUOTE (jimmy pop @ Jul 5 2007, 01:18 PM) Basically, because I'm a huge fuckup who treated her too bad for too long. You never know what you got till it's gone sorta thing. But I learned my lesson I guess. It was basically, living together we both got burned out and hurt each other too much. It was mainly me though. Long story that I don't really feel like airing out in public ah, word. Carry on, then. -------------------- |
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Jul 5 2007, 01:59 PM
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New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15 |
and he says he wants to get back together yet he get together yet he posts a thread about having a girl.... DAMMIT THE CABLE JUST WENT OUT... I love rain but how come everytime it sprinkles here either the electricity or cable go out?!?!?!
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Jul 5 2007, 02:36 PM
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 Group: Moderators Posts: 1,551 Joined: 19-April 06 From: Lubbock Member No.: 162 |
Oh no he didn'!!
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Jul 5 2007, 03:31 PM
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 Group: Members Posts: 1,795 Joined: 29-September 06 Member No.: 327 |
if I was single I would take Jessica's mind off the whole thing...
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Jul 5 2007, 04:42 PM
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New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15 |
thats hawt
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Jul 5 2007, 05:06 PM
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 Let's Bother Snape!!! Group: Members Posts: 1,598 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Albuquerque, NM Member No.: 10 |
QUOTE (Jessica @ Jul 5 2007, 03:42 PM) thats hawt Whether or not your avatar is you or someone else, I have to say, it's pretty artistic. --------------------  |
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Jul 5 2007, 05:17 PM
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Group: Members Posts: 1,795 Joined: 29-September 06 Member No.: 327 |
that looks like american beauty?
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Jul 5 2007, 05:33 PM
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Let's Bother Snape!!! Group: Members Posts: 1,598 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Albuquerque, NM Member No.: 10 |
Maybe
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Jul 5 2007, 06:41 PM
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New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15 |
someone else, but its from an artist's photography site. its not american beauty although thats what it made me think of. My goal is to tone up my stomach enough to look like that. im getting close... wont get the belly piercing again though. too much trouble
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Jul 5 2007, 06:44 PM
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Let's Bother Snape!!! Group: Members Posts: 1,598 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Albuquerque, NM Member No.: 10 |
Should we expect a picture like that? Artsy pictures like that are badass no matter how you look at it.
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Jul 6 2007, 09:01 PM
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 POTATO OLES Group: Members Posts: 1,602 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Newark, NJ Member No.: 17 |
One time I ate a bunch of cake.
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Jul 6 2007, 09:39 PM
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 Retired Funk-bringer Group: Moderators Posts: 2,656 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Dallas Member No.: 14 |
QUOTE (Jessica @ Jul 5 2007, 10:10 AM) Whats funny about this thread is that it comes about an hour after Will tries to make me jealous by telling me he has a gf... when in all actuality I dumped his lame ass. Great job, Will. I see your thread, and in case you were wondering I still don't care. /end DRAMA++ You broke up? QUOTE (jimmy pop @ Jul 5 2007, 10:44 AM) I didn't rejoin here to have drama with you. Take it up with me privately. This is Will? I'm so out of the loop. Stupid time consuming work and girlfriend and digg.com 
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Jul 6 2007, 09:41 PM
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CHEE CHEE Group: Members Posts: 5,026 Joined: 23-February 06 From: trapped in the hoezone layer Member No.: 39 |
man some chocolate would be good
-------------------- Little monkeys making money
Naked monkey looking funny Mighty males are strong and free Female monkey, not so lucky Rocking monkeys, funky monkeys Monkeys sticking other monkeys Monkeys wrong or monkeys right Mostly flexing monkey might |
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Jul 6 2007, 11:07 PM
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Fantastic! Group: Members Posts: 219 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Portales, NM Member No.: 51 |
QUOTE (Testm0nkey @ Jul 6 2007, 10:41 PM) man some chocolate would be good ooh... maybe some velvet cake -------------------- |
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Jul 6 2007, 11:20 PM
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I was raised on the dairy, BITCH! Group: Members Posts: 3,080 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Cedar Park Member No.: 49 |
QUOTE (zetec @ Jul 6 2007, 10:39 PM) You broke up? This is Will? Yes Mr. Up on the times. Sorry it wasn't posted on digg 
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Jul 7 2007, 10:07 AM
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 monogamous gays & stem cells Group: Members Posts: 3,789 Joined: 22-February 06 Member No.: 8 |
QUOTE (Fedor @ Jul 6 2007, 10:01 PM) One time I ate a bunch of cake. sheet cake! |
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Jul 7 2007, 01:25 PM
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I was raised on the dairy, BITCH! Group: Members Posts: 3,080 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Cedar Park Member No.: 49 |
QUOTE (lamont's lament @ Jul 7 2007, 11:07 AM) sheet cake! now kevin won't do it -------------------- "Ah, y'know it's funny, these people they go to sleep, they think everything's fine, everything's good. They wake up the next day and they're on fire."
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Jul 7 2007, 01:31 PM
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Group: Members Posts: 2,329 Joined: 20-June 07 Member No.: 1,243 |
I should have the video tomorrow. The guy who took it is going back to Houston so he should have it shortly. Yes, this thread still does have an original purpose.
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Jul 8 2007, 05:18 PM
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Group: Members Posts: 2,329 Joined: 20-June 07 Member No.: 1,243 |
God dammit. The video is 102 mb and the max size for upload on myspace and youtube is 100 mb. I can either email it to someone here and let them resize it or I can get my friend to do it.
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Jul 8 2007, 06:19 PM
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Fool Group: Members Posts: 2,127 Joined: 23-February 06 From: LBB Member No.: 56 |
Weird. I just watched a 30 min version of Pulp Fiction on YouTube and never would've imagined it was under 100 MB. That's some pretty good compression.
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Jul 9 2007, 01:35 PM
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Group: Members Posts: 2,329 Joined: 20-June 07 Member No.: 1,243 |
QUOTE (James @ Jul 8 2007, 07:19 PM) Weird. I just watched a 30 min version of Pulp Fiction on YouTube and never would've imagined it was under 100 MB. That's some pretty good compression. I know. I've seen 45 minute long concerts on there. My video is under a minute, which makes no sense as to why it's being rejected. Maybe Youtube has some sort of paid subscription premier account. I'm not paying money though. I signed up for Gmail and downloaded Google Video Uploader. It's about halfway done. I'll post the link when it gets finished. -------------------- |
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Jul 9 2007, 01:47 PM
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Fool Group: Members Posts: 2,127 Joined: 23-February 06 From: LBB Member No.: 56 |
Under a minute at 100 MB?? LOL. Yeah, compress that damn thing. You could get it down to 10 MB easy. Maybe even five. I can't remember the name of the compression programs I've used in the past or I'd give you suggestions.
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Jul 9 2007, 01:55 PM
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Group: Members Posts: 10,620 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Houston, TX Member No.: 48 |
i havent done a lot of video stuff lately, but yeah it sounds like you have an uncompressed avi. tmpgenc is the standard free encoder app people tend to use.
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Jul 9 2007, 01:56 PM
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Group: Members Posts: 2,329 Joined: 20-June 07 Member No.: 1,243 |
Finally uploaded.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=69...43496&hl=en The dance at the end makes it totally worth it -------------------- |
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