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 Jun 25 2007, 06:33 PM
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 GORILLA FLUFFER  Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50  |
so, a couple years ago pysex and i prank called his ex-girlfriend and got in trouble for it.
i found out today while trying to get my Bond-Card certification that they inputted the wrong code for the charge i recieved... ya'll are looking at a convicted "illegal shrimp-house operator without a license" no shit, that's exactly what it says on the charge. since the same guy wrote the charges for me and alex..... alex may have this on his record also 
--------------------  QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM)  but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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Jun 25 2007, 06:37 PM
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CHEE CHEE Group: Members Posts: 5,026 Joined: 23-February 06 From: trapped in the hoezone layer Member No.: 39 |
alex is instantly like cool now
omgggggggggjkjkjkj -------------------- Little monkeys making money
Naked monkey looking funny Mighty males are strong and free Female monkey, not so lucky Rocking monkeys, funky monkeys Monkeys sticking other monkeys Monkeys wrong or monkeys right Mostly flexing monkey might |
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Jun 25 2007, 06:48 PM
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Fool Group: Members Posts: 2,127 Joined: 23-February 06 From: LBB Member No.: 56 |
LMAO
-------------------- Spam? Isn't that something poor people eat?
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Jun 25 2007, 07:12 PM
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 Group: Moderators Posts: 1,551 Joined: 19-April 06 From: Lubbock Member No.: 162 |
QUOTE (FORSAKENR320 @ Jun 25 2007, 07:33 PM) so, a couple years ago pysex and i prank called his ex-girlfriend and got in trouble for it. i found out today while trying to get my Bond-Card certification that they inputted the wrong code for the charge i recieved... ya'll are looking at a convicted "illegal shrimp-house operator without a license" no shit, that's exactly what it says on the charge. since the same guy wrote the charges for me and alex..... alex may have this on his record also well? do you have a license for that shrimp you keep in your pants? Do you? (just kidding,  )
-------------------- Je suis toute du merde.
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Jun 25 2007, 08:14 PM
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 DEATH TO ....something? Group: Members Posts: 5,618 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Parker, CO Member No.: 55 |
this thread reminds me of pumpkins and I dont know why and it's driving me fucking crazy
-------------------- I r Ur Gawd!
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Jun 25 2007, 08:42 PM
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IM IN UR RECURDS, CHANGIN' UR CHARGES
LMAO, what's the real charge supposed to be? |
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Jun 25 2007, 08:47 PM
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DEATH TO ....something? Group: Members Posts: 5,618 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Parker, CO Member No.: 55 |
QUOTE (1up @ Jun 25 2007, 08:42 PM) IM IN UR RECURDS, CHANGIN' UR CHARGES LMAO, what's the real charge supposed to be? verbally masturbating to an undercover transvestite after midnight on a weekday with intent to cream
-------------------- I r Ur Gawd!
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Jun 25 2007, 11:00 PM
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Nothing rhymes with orange, why does that upset me so much.
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Jun 26 2007, 06:15 AM
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Fool Group: Members Posts: 2,127 Joined: 23-February 06 From: LBB Member No.: 56 |
QUOTE (THECHICKEN @ Jun 26 2007, 12:00 AM) Nothing rhymes with orange, why does that upset me so much. Flange -------------------- Spam? Isn't that something poor people eat?
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Jun 26 2007, 10:28 AM
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-------------------- I go to the maize and blue
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Jun 26 2007, 10:42 AM
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 Group: Members Posts: 1,761 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Lubbock/Dubai Member No.: 57 |
where do you find these things
-------------------- bored...so i did this
http://beerlist.wetpaint.com/ |
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Jun 26 2007, 10:57 AM
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Fool Group: Members Posts: 2,127 Joined: 23-February 06 From: LBB Member No.: 56 |
She makes them if you're talking about the pic. If you're talking about the police report, Internet + $10.
-------------------- Spam? Isn't that something poor people eat?
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Jun 26 2007, 11:35 AM
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Group: Members Posts: 419 Joined: 23-February 06 Member No.: 64 |
I didn't make that.... it's from www.threadless.com my friend has a t-shirt of it.
 
-------------------- I go to the maize and blue
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Jun 26 2007, 12:04 PM
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 New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15 |
hahah those are funny
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Jun 26 2007, 12:06 PM
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Fool Group: Members Posts: 2,127 Joined: 23-February 06 From: LBB Member No.: 56 |
I don't get it.
-------------------- Spam? Isn't that something poor people eat?
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Jun 26 2007, 12:10 PM
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New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15 |
i was laughing at the fruit pic
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Jun 26 2007, 12:21 PM
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Group: Members Posts: 419 Joined: 23-February 06 Member No.: 64 |
panda went to the beach and got "tanned", and the second one is "swiss army"...tank?
-------------------- I go to the maize and blue
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Jun 26 2007, 12:57 PM
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Fool Group: Members Posts: 2,127 Joined: 23-February 06 From: LBB Member No.: 56 |
Oh. Panda one is dumb. Swiss army tank is funny though.
-------------------- Spam? Isn't that something poor people eat?
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Jun 28 2007, 09:57 AM
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I was raised on the dairy, BITCH! Group: Members Posts: 3,080 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Cedar Park Member No.: 49 |
ahhhhh
the life of an illegal shrimp house operator you should try it -------------------- "Ah, y'know it's funny, these people they go to sleep, they think everything's fine, everything's good. They wake up the next day and they're on fire."
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Jun 28 2007, 10:03 AM
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I was raised on the dairy, BITCH! Group: Members Posts: 3,080 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Cedar Park Member No.: 49 |
QUOTE (FORSAKENR320 @ Jun 25 2007, 07:33 PM) so, a couple years ago pysex and i prank called his ex-girlfriend and got in trouble for it. i found out today while trying to get my Bond-Card certification that they inputted the wrong code for the charge i recieved... ya'll are looking at a convicted "illegal shrimp-house operator without a license" no shit, that's exactly what it says on the charge. since the same guy wrote the charges for me and alex..... alex may have this on his record also the fact that we got charged was completely ridiculous... the tech police had huge rods up their asses thinking we did anything wrong she went crying to the police saying her life was in danger because we left a message on her machine with arnold shwarzenegger's voice saying "YOU BICTCH"...she told police that she thought it was an ex from dallas that was stalking her and trying to hurt her...she knew what my number was i told the police apparently she dated a muscular austrian man in the past the police even laughed at the situation but i think they just wanted to be dicks so they charged us with harassment i'm pretty sure there's nothing on my record because they told me it wouldn't go on my record if i did what they told me 25 hours of community service, fines, and a behavioral modification class where i got to tell people why i was there and we all had good laughs... everything was expunged -------------------- "Ah, y'know it's funny, these people they go to sleep, they think everything's fine, everything's good. They wake up the next day and they're on fire."
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Jun 28 2007, 10:48 AM
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I can vouch for the fact that the Tech cops are power-tripping douchebags.
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Jun 28 2007, 10:58 AM
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 Group: Members Posts: 10,620 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Houston, TX Member No.: 48 |
i was an RA for 3 years so i got to know a lot of them... they weren't douchebags so much as bored out of their skull
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Jun 28 2007, 10:59 AM
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I was raised on the dairy, BITCH! Group: Members Posts: 3,080 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Cedar Park Member No.: 49 |
QUOTE (impala454 @ Jun 28 2007, 11:58 AM) i was an RA for 3 years so i got to know a lot of them... they weren't douchebags so much as bored out of their skull now i know who you are -------------------- "Ah, y'know it's funny, these people they go to sleep, they think everything's fine, everything's good. They wake up the next day and they're on fire."
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Jun 28 2007, 11:33 AM
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Group: Members Posts: 10,620 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Houston, TX Member No.: 48 |
heh... should i be scared?
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Jun 28 2007, 01:25 PM
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I was raised on the dairy, BITCH! Group: Members Posts: 3,080 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Cedar Park Member No.: 49 |
QUOTE (impala454 @ Jun 28 2007, 12:33 PM) heh... should i be scared? 
-------------------- "Ah, y'know it's funny, these people they go to sleep, they think everything's fine, everything's good. They wake up the next day and they're on fire."
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Jun 28 2007, 04:29 PM
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this one time, i ate boiled peanuts, i mean like a whole lot of them, right?
and i liked to got sick. you know what i mean? |
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Jun 28 2007, 04:47 PM
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 START THE REACTOR! Group: Members Posts: 874 Joined: 23-February 06 Member No.: 52 |
I think the real sad thing about this thread is that I could actually see brandon getting in trouble for operating an illegal shrimp house.
-------------------- FUCK YOU
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Jun 28 2007, 10:30 PM
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 Retired Funk-bringer Group: Moderators Posts: 2,656 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Dallas Member No.: 14 |
this is the best thread on techsans in at least a month.
and that is the greatest story of all time. -------------------- WAIT. I'm not finished.
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Jun 28 2007, 10:42 PM
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 Oh baby bring me down Group: Agents Posts: 4,115 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Way out yonder Member No.: 68 |
one old fatass was a bitch of a cop, some of them were good though.
-------------------- Southern Rock, beer and bears!
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