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post Jun 20 2007, 01:47 PM
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COLUMBIA, S.C. — Police on Wednesday were investigating how a naked couple fell 50 feet from the roof of a downtown office building to their deaths.

The bodies were found on the road by a passing cabdriver around 5 a.m. Wednesday.

Clothing was discovered on the roof, leading authorities to suspect the man and woman, in their early 20s, may have been having sex. Their identities were not released.

"It's too early to rule out anything," Columbia police Sgt. Florence McCants said, but McCants said a preliminary investigation didn't show any sign of foul play.


What a way to go.


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post Jun 20 2007, 02:07 PM
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yay. fun on the roof then slide off.

gravity showed them whats up.


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post Jun 20 2007, 02:29 PM
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Darwin Award anyone?


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post Jun 20 2007, 03:26 PM
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darwin awards for having sex on teh roof? i dont find that too stupid, they could have just slipped off...hell I would do it


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post Jun 20 2007, 04:08 PM
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I can see rolling off a sloped roof, but an office building is probably going to have a flat roof. How would you roll around that much to lose track of proximity to the edge?? Yeah, Darwin them.


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post Jun 20 2007, 04:45 PM
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how do you see that it happened then? im not saying they rolled off the roof...just sort of curious


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post Jun 20 2007, 04:53 PM
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Oh, yeah, I'm sure they rolled off the roof. That's why it's a Darwin Award. You gotta be stupid to not recognize you're on the edge. And if they started on the edge...well, they got what they deserved. I guess some jealous dude could've pushed them over, too, but doubt that.


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post Jun 20 2007, 05:15 PM
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doggy style using the edge for a grip.... high winds


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post Jun 20 2007, 05:32 PM
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post Jun 20 2007, 05:32 PM
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doggy style using the edge for a grip.... high winds


Nope. Max wind speed was 3 mph. No one's getting knocked down by a 3 mph gust of wind.


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post Jun 20 2007, 05:35 PM
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i just dont see both people falling over if they are having sex on the edge


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QUOTE (James @ Jun 20 2007, 06:32 PM) *
Nope. Max wind speed was 3 mph. No one's getting knocked down by a 3 mph gust of wind.



too much thrust?


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post Jun 20 2007, 06:29 PM
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its not like this building is a freakin skyscrapper, its a 50 foot tall building, so i dont think these people were too worried about teh edge and the fall as much as if it was a 50+ story building


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post Jun 20 2007, 06:47 PM
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A 6' drop could kill you if you landed on your head.


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yeah, but you arent as worried of standing 50 ft up, compared to a skyscraper


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post Jun 21 2007, 12:21 PM
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Guess the roof was sloped. Dumbasses.

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Nude couple killed in fall from rooftop
Victims’ clothing found atop office building
By SHALAMA C. JACKSON - scjackson@thestate.com

GERRY MELENDEZ/GMELENDEZ@THESTATE.COM

Columbia authorities are trying to determine why — and how — two naked people fell to their deaths from the roof of a four-story building Wednesday morning.

A man and a woman were found around 5 a.m. lying in the street in the 900 block of Laurel Street across from Finlay Park, police said. They were identified as Brent W. Tyler, 21, of Hilton Head, and Chelsea A. Tumblestone, 21, of the Isle of Palms, Richland County Coroner Gary Watts said.

Their clothes were found on the sloping metal roof of the office building at Lincoln and Laurel streets.

“We can only speculate what they were doing up there,” said police spokeswoman Sgt. Florence McCants.

A taxi driver found the victims, who were alive when rescue workers arrived at the scene, McCants said. They were taken to Palmetto Health Richland hospital, where they were pronounced dead.

Autopsies will be conducted today, Watts said.

A car was found parked in the building’s adjacent garage, which police believe is how the two gained access to the roof.

Law firms, an architectural office and a computer-technology business are in the building.

Video cameras at the Strom Thurmond building and the Governor’s Mansion grounds do not show the couple.

“We can’t tell when they went up there or what time they might have fallen right now,” McCants said. “We are continuing to look for what happened.”

Reach Jackson at (803) 771-8512.


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